Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

The old man Zhongli, who is a street stalker, eats everywhere, and owes money, actually has to pay the bill this time.

The rarity of this matter is no less than that of the leather swordsman Huanggou's 4090 graphics card's first 4090 soft sister coins.

Anyway, it's pretty outrageous.

[Wendy: Longevity ∑(?A?|||)??! The old man actually brought money!!]

[Paimon: Unbelievable, really unbelievable ∑(mouth?)!]

[Xu Hao: Did the sun come out from the west today (?w?)?]

[Walnut: Wow, I'd rather Xiangling give up slime cooking, and I don't believe that Zhongli will bring money (")]

[Zhongli: Uh, is it really hard to accept→_→]

[Tinari: No way, after all, the three gods do not have a Mora, which is already common knowledge in the Tivat continent. ]

[Wendy: Cough cough, correct me, I can still earn some Mora as a bard (1〃)]

[Shadow: Hmph, boring. ]

On the big screen, the video continues to play:

All three of them want to pay the bill, and all three of them have a good face, so they have to fight for it.

Grandpa Zhongli: "I'll give it to you, I brought a wallet this time."

Boss Taotao: "Hey, no need, I am the head of the Hall of Rebirth, and since I am treating guests today, it must be me."

Dada Duck: "Don't don't, I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you, and Ying helped me a lot no matter what."

At this time, an unexpected embarrassing situation occurred.

The old man Zhongli touched his wallet, and his heart was shocked: "It's too bad, I didn't expect that I only brought a wallet, but no money."

Boss Taotao also noticed the bad situation and panicked: "I seem to have changed clothes when I went out today."

Dada Duck touched the wallet, his expression was frozen, and his heart was filled with sadness: "Ah! Suddenly I remembered that all my salary was spent on the lady's funeral..."

The three of them were extremely embarrassed: "It's over, I forgot to bring the money."

This is called if there are no accidents, and an accident did happen.

[Xiao Gong: Pfft (vomiting blood), I thought there was going to be a fight to pay, but it turned out that none of the three brought any money, which was fine. ]

[Kaya: It’s really unexpected, and it’s reasonable, and I’m afraid it will be a play of mutual evasion, hahaha. ]

[Hu Tao: This hall master is very thoughtful and will never make such a mistake. ]

[Rosalind: Bring me in again...  

[Xu Hao: This is called not seeing the person, but the world is full of Legendary(¯¯¯)~]

[Yan Fei: Ms. has appeared ten times, and nine of them are in other people's lines)]

On the big screen, the video continues to play

There was no money in their pockets, and the three people who just wanted to treat were embarrassed.

Dada Duck thought: "What to do, what to do, what to do~||?"

"Just now I said that I want to give money, but now I suddenly find that I don't have any money with me, how dare I open my mouth."

Boss Tao Tao was also troubled: "It's okay if you didn't bring any money, why did you rush to pay the bill just now!"

"Now that you don't have money, you can't step down

However, the old man Zhongli had a thicker skin and said directly: "Ah, I'm sorry, Ying, I..."

However, the old man Zhongli half-spoken, Dada Ya and Boss Taotao rushed up and covered his mouth: "No, no, nothing, Zhongli doesn't want to say anything.

Dada Duck thought to himself at this moment: "Damn it, Zhongli is used to not bringing a wallet, so even if he said he didn't bring money, Ying wouldn't care."

Boss Taotao thought: "Just kidding, how could I let you run away alone, I will never let you say that you have no money!"

Now it's getting awkward.

None of the three had any money, and all three wanted to get away.

The swords were on the verge of breaking out, and the eyes of the three met and sparked fierce sparks.

Dada Duck's inner thoughts: "No matter how you say it...it's impossible to say that you have no money now..."

"And judging from their behavior just now, neither of them brought any money."

Grandpa Zhongli guessed in his heart: "I just wanted to say that I didn't bring any money, but they immediately covered my mouth.

"So, if one of the two of them says they don't have any money, the other will stop it."

Boss Taotao already had a clear understanding in his heart: "In other words, this game is the key."

"It's about who can escape paying the bill naturally and let others pay for it."

Good guy, these three people's behavior of shirking the bill has become a game.

It's really Crouching Dragon and Phoenix plus Tsukatora.

Grandpa Zhongli made the first move, planning to use the urine escape: "Well, I'm going to the toilet.

As soon as he said that, Boss Taotao and Dada Duck teleported over and pressed him on the stool: "Come back! Do you think you can escape from here with such a childish method?"

"Don't underestimate the two of us, bastard!"

At this time, Yingmei suddenly said: "Well, can I go out for a while? I want to go out and buy something."

Boss Taotao stood up and felt a little surprised, "Do you want to go shopping?"

"Then how about I go with you?"

Boss Tao Tao's inner expression suddenly became extremely treacherous and evil.

Hahaha, this is really an excellent opportunity and excuse.

Dada Duck suddenly felt bad: "Okay, Miss Walnut wants to take this opportunity to slip away."

Boss Tao Tao held a goose feather fan in his hand, covered his mouth and snickered: "That's right, Ying wants to go shopping, and it's normal for me to go with her as a girl.

"You two boys, just stay in the store and pay me obediently, oh ho ho ho ho..."

However, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder.

Dada Duck pressed her onto the chair and said: "||Shopping is such a small matter, why bother you to do it yourself.

"Just tell me what you want to buy, and I will buy it for you."

Dada Duck's trick is also quite subtle, which shocked Boss Taotao: "Oh, my son actually used this trick in reverse.

Dada Duck was very proud: "That's right, since the girls are going to go shopping, it's only natural for me, as a boy, to help you do the shopping at this time."

"Miss Walnut, you'd better stay in the shop and pay the bill!"

Boss Taotao was a little anxious, and pinned his hopes on the old man Zhongli: "Zhongli, what are you doing? Zhongli! Stop him quickly!"

However, the old man Zhongli rebelled directly: "Young master is right, let us do this little thing for you."

Boss Taotao immediately spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "You bastard, you actually betrayed (#)!!"

Grandpa Zhongli thought to himself: "Who cares about you so much, the most important thing is to find a way to escape."

It is worthy of being the old man Zhongli, the master of the daily pit hall.

Boss Taotao naturally didn't want to sit still: "Don't trouble the two of you with such a trivial matter, I'll just go there (it's done)."

Dada Duck evaded: "No, no, how can this work, let's leave it to our two elders."

Paimon was very puzzled: "I always feel that the three of them are unexpectedly enthusiastic today."

Dada Duck still felt very stable, and thought to himself: "It's useless, the current atmosphere will obviously let me and Zhongli buy it."

However, Boss Taotao smiled mysteriously and said, "Do you think you can succeed this way? Young Master."

Boss Taotao directly saved Yingmei: "Yingmei, can I borrow a little bit to talk to you? I want to tell you a secret."

Yingmei answered dully: "Ah? Okay."

Then the son was shocked to see Boss Taotao pulling Yingmei out, he wanted to go out with them!

Boss Taotao smiled confidently: "Hmph, that's right, my lord."

"It's true as you said, girls want to buy things, and it's only natural for boys and girls to have sex."

"But using this feature in reverse, if the four of us go out at the same time, who do you think the clerk will ask to pay the bill?"

Ultimate move, an almost invulnerable ultimate move!.