Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving
Chapter 375: Diversion Of Public Attention, War Or Pregnancy
In the general's office, Yingbao sat at the desk with an angry expression on his face.
In front of him stood the pink furry fox, Jiutiao Miluo, and milk tea guy Lingren, these three subordinates.
There is quite a sense of déjà vu from the famous movie "The Three of Us" in country D.
Yingbao looked at the three people very displeased: "Huh?"
"Um?"
"How many of you are talking!"
Kujo Mira hesitated for a moment and said, "Good morning, General."
Pink Fur Fox and Milk Tea Guy Ayato glanced at Kujo Sala, and said together: "Good morning, General."
Yingbao stared wide-eyed and asked the milk tea guy Lingren: "Lingren, who was on duty at the end last night? Zaoyou?"
Pink Fur Fox: "General, out of respect..."
Yingbao: "It doesn't respect the responsibility of "August 13" at all.
"Don't respect the principle of confidentiality, don't respect the interests of Dao's wife, and don't respect the immortal master."
"Inexcusable, where is the Traveler now?"
Pink Fur Fox: "Who should I ask?"
Yingbao: "Just ask you, you'd better give me an answer."
"Go and check right away, she must still be Dao's wife.
The pink fur fox regretted talking first, but there was nothing he could do: "Okay, I'll go to Tianling immediately."
Yingbao tilted his head slightly: "Don't look for Tianling to follow, find someone who is useful."
The milk tea guy Lingren asked: "General, you have to give me an answer, the people are all crowded in the society.
Yingbao was annoyed again after hearing this: "How can travelers not think about Dao's wife?"
"Why doesn't she write more about my accomplishments?"
The milk tea guy Lingren asked tentatively: "For example?"
Yingbao: "For example, I rethought the meaning of eternity."
A bead of speechless sweat hung on the forehead of the milk tea guy Lingren, and he said with a suppressed smile: "You have indeed thought about it, but there are no practical measures yet.
Yingbao was a little dissatisfied: "There will be."
The milk tea guy Ayato continued the topic just now: "I'm sorry, General, but I have to tell the people that Linghua and Thomas are about to lose control of the situation."
Yingbao thought for a while and said: "Let's say it to the outside world, the traveler's description of me is full of lies."
Kujo Mira tilted his head in doubt: "Uh, you mean that the level of governing the country is worse than cooking?"
Yingbao didn't expect Jiujoo to be so direct: "Uh...yes."
Kujo Sara: "The problem is that this is the author's point of view, and expressing an opinion cannot be called a lie."
Yingbao: "Then it's a lie to say that if you can't eat snacks, you will cry and make a fuss in anger.'
Kujo Sala: "But, that's true."
Yingbao yelled angrily: "Shut up (▼皮▼#), Mira!"
Kujo Suoluo was a little aggrieved: "This is cute."
The milk tea guy Lingren asked again: "What about the part that attacked you personally?"
Yingbao snorted coldly: "Spray it back for me, just say that no matter how hard you try to smear me, the guarantee will still be crooked next time, you really guarantee it.
"Implying the traveler that she draws a card is out of her mind."
Milk tea guy Ling was very helpless: "Thank you for your suggestion, General."
Yingbao: "Now, I have to find a way to remedy my image in the eyes of the public."
Milk tea guy Lingren has a different view: "In my opinion, instead of remedying it, it is better to divert the public's attention, and we can make a big living."
Yingbao was a little interested in this proposal: "For example?"
Milk tea guy Yaren: "Start a war, or something."
Ying Bao was shocked and couldn't believe it: "Launch a war?"
Jiujo Sala: "The Coral Palace is fine."
Watching Yu Xinhai, Wulang Gouzi, and all Hai Zhidao in the live broadcast room expressed their resentment.
[Coral Palace Xinhai: In other words, this should be the timeline when peace has been restored, there is no need to attack us again for such a thing...
[Goro: It's really an outrageous reason, there are really no good people in the pursuit of Tianling (皮▼#)!]
[Kujo Sala: Well, although I am a general of the shogunate army, I have never taken the initiative to start a war. I still love peace (1〃)]
[Kamili Ayato: Cough cough, that's right, I am a peace-loving person, fighting a war is a waste of people and money. ]
On the big screen, the video continues to play
As for starting a war, the Pink Fur Fox strongly opposes it: "Let me interrupt, even the Coral Palace is going too far.
Then, the expression of the pink-haired fox changed instantly, and he said disdainfully, "Why didn't you expel the 76 Zhiwinter merchants?"
"In the past few hundred years, I have done this every time I want to divert the public's attention..."
In Inazuma's Solstice Winter Merchant, it was very annoying.
Now the lock-up order makes it impossible for them to get along. If Dao's wife wants to expel them, they are still eager to go home.
But in peacetime, that would cut off their money.
Yingbao didn't quite agree with this proposal: "You can't do this."
The milk tea guy Lingren persuaded: "This will be very popular. How great is it for the general to break through the Zhidong intelligence network."
Pink Fur Fox: "It must be news that no one can deny."
Milk tea guy Ayato: "Even if you deny it, people will believe that the toy merchants are the fools executive Davoria."
In the live broadcast room, Dada Duck held his forehead speechlessly, so it turned out that he was a toy dealer again.
Yingbao opened his mouth in shock after hearing this, but he still refused the suggestion: "I can't do this, I just cut off the lady, I can't provoke the ice god anymore."
"What are you talking about Suo Luo? You have been very quiet just now?"
Kujo Mira thought for a while, and also made a suggestion: "How about the news about yourself?"
Yingbao asked: "For example?"
Kujo Sala: "Being engaged, divorced, or pregnant."
After hearing this, Yingbao's expression was 4.0 subtle: "Then can you arrange it?"
The melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were struggling.
[Arataki Yidou: Hahahaha, I can't pretend, I can't imagine that nine stinky dogs can also have humor, hahahaha...
[Xiao Gong: Engagement, Divorce, Pregnancy...]
[Hu Tao: Regarding this issue, I have to ask the child's father, Mr. Xu Hao. (Funny.JPG)]
[Xu Hao: Go, go, what are you talking about, the horoscope has not been written yet (*¯¯)]
[Xing Qiu: Tsk tsk tsk, look at Mr. Xu Wu's emoji, I guess he has brought himself into the role of father. ]
[Candice: Father of the Demon God, it seems extremely rare. ]
[Shadow: Father is a ghost, (#A)/!!]
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