Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

"One-click Explosion of Clothes, Dada Duck's Social Death"

As soon as the title came out, Dada Duck died instantly.

[Dada Duck: Isn’t it =????(???????), do you want to play so big (#A')/!?]

[Arechino: Explosion of clothes, social death... I think it's better to expel Dada Duck from the fools now, so that it won't be counted as shame on us fools. "

[Sandogene: I agree. ]

[Pantalone: ​​That's a good idea. ]

[Dada Duck: Hey (▼皮▼#)! You guys, don’t go too far!]

[Xu Hao: Poor Dada Duck, you will never be able to escape the destruction of the Erchuang live broadcast roomㄟ)]

[Lisa: I hope the picture will be mosaic later, otherwise it will be easy to teach children badly. ]

[Yaoyao: I will close my eyes later (1〃)]

[Xingqiu: This might be the worst time Dada Duck has ever had, his clothes exploded in the live broadcast room. (funny.JPGHILI

[Kaya: A second of silence for Dada Duck in advance, hee hee hee (yī¯)~]

On the big screen, the video starts:

In an office, Mr. Zhongli was holding a pile of documents and going through them carefully.

These are wishes from the believer, and he usually needs to spend a lot of time to choose from them to satisfy.

Mandrill Miaomiao walked into the office at this time, saw a button on the table, and asked curiously: "Master Zhongli, this is..."

Grandpa Zhongli glanced at the button and said, "Well, a failure is a work."

"I saw a wish book before, which said that I wanted to transform into a Kamen Rider, and then I tried to do it."

Mandrill Miaomiao picked up the button and pressed it: "Then will there be any effect if you press it?"

Grandpa Zhongli replied: "It won't have any effect if you press it down, it's a failure after all." "

"However, energy transfer technology is used here, and the energy inside may be transferred to people you know, and some strange phenomena may occur.

Mandrill Miaomiao nodded in understanding, and kept pressing the button under his hands.

The camera turned to the side of Beiguo Bank.

Dada Duck took a report and handed it to Ekaterina behind the counter: "This report will be troublesome..."

Suddenly, there was a sound of cloth being torn from Dada Duck's body, and the clothes were torn apart as if someone was tearing them.

"You.............................. handed over......"

Dada Duck finished speaking in a daze, and then fell into a downtime.

His clothes, for some reason, completely burst.

Ekaterina's face turned pale from fright, and Dada Duck had already lost the ability to think.

A big mosaic of the word "forbidden" is his last fig leaf.

The melon-eating crowd in Beiguo Bank will soon let this scene spread throughout Liyue.

As soon as the camera turned, a few days passed, and Dada Ya was walking on the street of Liyue.

Passers-by who saw Dada Duck all looked at Dada Duck with perverted eyes and whispered.

A little girl exclaimed: "Ah, it's the big brother who is naked!"

The parents next to her hurriedly covered the little girl's mouth: "Hush!"

Passerby A: "Unexpectedly, he looks like a son, but he has such a hobby.

Passer-by B: "You have to know, you know people, you don't know your heart."

Passer-by C: "Indeed, indeed, I don't know how many people are deceived by their appearance."

Listening to these gossips, Dada Duck burst into tears: "I... want to... die..."

The first video ends.

[Dadalia:=????(???????)]

[Ekaterina: Huh...but, it's so miserable. ]

[Zhongli: This is...a bit, um, really miserable. ]

[Drill: It turned out to be.......I did it (?w?)?]

[Walnut: After all, it's not the fault of Zhongli's weird button. ]

[Rosalin: It's too embarrassing, how could it be so embarrassing, this time in front of all Tivat people. ]

[Xu Hao: Keke, it’s actually okay, I used a manga human body, and mosaiced the key parts, it just looks a bit embarrassing. ]

[Thomas: This, anyway, hopefully never happens to me...  

[Tinari: Yes, I would rather listen to Sai Nuo telling bad jokes than blow my clothes in the Erchuang live broadcast room ∑(mouth?)]

[Sino: hum^]

However, the story of Dada Duck's clothing explosion is not over yet.

The second video, here comes the title:

"Please don't be in public ##"

Behind this title, what do the two ## mean?

I understand, but the vocabulary explained below is similar to mosaic.

On the big screen, the video starts:

On the streets of Liyue, a group of people were watching the fight between Dada Duck and Mandrill Miaomiao.

Dada Duck pressed Mandrill Miaomiao down like crazy, trying to take off Mandrill Miaomiao's pants.

Mandrill Miaomiao was both surprised and suspicious: ""||You are insane, why did you take off my pants∑(?

Dada Duck looked angry: "I want you to taste the taste of naked body in public (皮▼#)!"

Mandrill Miaomiao looked confused: "I don't understand what you are talking about?"

Dada Duck said angrily: "I've already found out. It was you who pressed a strange (Nuo Wanghao) button that day, which made me naked in front of Beiguo Bank."

Mandrill Miaomiao took out the button in a little confusion: "What you said...could it be this?"

Damn, he really did it.

When Dada Duck saw the button, he became even more furious: "It really is you, (#A)/!!"

The angry Dada Duck grabbed Miaomiao's pants even more forcefully, vowing to make him pay the price.

However, during the fight, Dada duck accidentally pressed the button with his hand.

Mandrill Meow: "∑(4|||!"

Dada Duck: "=????(???????)"

Dada Duck, he exploded again, naked again in public.

This time, it was on the streets of Liyue, and the number of onlookers was hundreds of times that of the Beiguo Bank.

This time, it was a more thorough social death. .