Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Hematemesis, crazily hematemesis.

[Ruo Tuo: You are #@%个##, what the hell is this? This is (#A')/!?]

[Walnut: Hahahahaha, this, this, whoops, hahahaha, this hall master laughed so hard, Morax, please look at me carefully, hahahahaha 27)/~]

[Drill: Dijun, puff~]

[Gan Yu: hold back, don't laugh...

[Ke Qing: Dijun and Dragon King, haha...cough cough, cough. [

[Wendy: Old man, I didn't expect you to play pretty fancy before, hahahaha...

[Paimeng: I didn't expect Zhongli and Ruo Tuo to be such people, Paimeng really gained a lot of insight =????(???????)]

[Ying: My eyes, my three senses! They burst! Hey ∑(¯)!!]

[ Beidou: Damn, I didn't even see it. ]

[Yun Jin: My heart was greatly shocked......

[Tora Chiyo: This second-generation live broadcast room is really innovative and very good at playing. ]

[Tinari: The grass in the second creation live broadcast room is really 177 more than our Xumi (1〃)]

[Zhongli: Can you stop thinking about it (-)]

Mr. Zhongli's head is so painful.

I have been hit so many times before, but it is not as good as Ruo Tuo's words, Morax, please look at me carefully.

What kind of brains are the behind-the-scenes people in this second creation live broadcast room, trying to come up with these underworld things.

Seeing Mr. Zhongli's broken look, Mr. Xu Hao smirked and said that he hasn't played yet.

The title of the next video is:

"The Rock King's Family of Three"

Seeing this title, Grandpa Zhongli spat out another mouthful of old blood.

Why, today is the old man Huo Huo's death?

[Hu Tao: Oh, oh, Zhongli, since when did you get married and have children ∑(????)??]

[Drill: I have never heard of this. ]

[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: I really don't know, we have never seen him marry a wife and have children since we met the emperor. ]

[Wendy: The old man’s temperament is not like the type of looking for a wife to live with, (cjbd) but it may be pretending, maybe he has a baby in private, hehe(

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[Zhongli: @文迪, the news that Fengshen drowned in a wine barrel should shock the entire Tivat continent (▼皮▼#)]

[Wendy: Hey, that, that, I didn’t say anything just now, I didn’t say anything→_→]

On the big screen, the video kicks off

Unlike what the melon-eating audience expected, the opening of the video is on a stage.

And the three figures on the stage were completely beyond everyone's expectations.

Grandpa himself.

Standing next to him was a version of Yu Jie with long hair and black silk, just like his sissy version.

Standing at the front C position is a super cute little loli with dragon horns and dragon tail.

This looks like the child form of Grandpa Zhongli's mother's version.

So, it's a combination of father, mother, and daughter?

Everyone is still in a daze, the family of three in the video has already danced a lovely dance to the lovely music.

Although the little Diji standing on the C position is the shortest, she is the most attractive to the audience.

No way, because she is so cute.

A small one with baby fat on it, the hearts of all the old fathers and mothers in the live broadcast room were melting when they danced and watched.

The position C was rotated, and the mother Yan Wang Di Ji came to the front.

Yanwang Diji has long flowing hair and Heisi's long legs. She is really a first-class beauty in the Tivat Continent.

In terms of body shape, even Rosalind would lose.

In the end, Mr. Zhongli took the C position. Well, the original leather is very common, without any special features.

And a big old man dances such a cute dance, no matter how you look at it, it feels weird.

This video is very short and ends in less than two minutes.

The video is over, Mr. Zhongli has to watch the barrage, and he suffers in his heart.

[Abedo: It’s amazing, the three forms of gods, kings and emperors, did I and myself give birth to myself?]

[Sugar: This should be the parthenogenesis of some marine organisms (*???)!

[Xu Hao: In terms of dragons, they should be considered half of aquatic creatures, right?]

[Hu Tao: Tsk tsk tsk, the flower you are playing with is worthy of living for more than six thousand years, amazing, I admire it. ]

[Ying: Zhongli really has a feminine side, no wonder he likes the smell of balm that mature women like ∑(mouth?)!]

[Kanoin Heizang: Judging from this reasoning, there is indeed some truth, but what about the child? Where is the little Empress?]

[Ke Li: Right, where is Little Di Ji? Ke Li wants to play with her. ]

[Shadow: Is there a possibility that Morax also created a female body and a daughter (?w?) like me?]

[Sino: What a miraculous operation, really worthy of being a god (一〃)!]

[Zhongli: Hey hey hey (>A<), what you say is getting more and more outrageous (-)!!]

Grandpa Zhongli spurted out another mouthful of old blood, these people who eat melons really don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

This second-creation live broadcast room is also outrageous, and he, an old comrade over six thousand years old, can be aggressively creating random creations.

I'm a godsend, you should be an individual in the second creation live broadcast room.

Uncle Zhongli's mentality collapsed, and Uncle Xu Hao was grinning.

Beng what, how cute is Yanwang Xiaodiji.

Well, it's time for the last video of the day

Title Title Swim Over:

"Liyue Cooker"

The title is easy to understand, it is Liyue people who can eat very well.

[Xiang Ling: This is a video about food (1)~]

[Ningguang: Don't be so confident, the previous example has fully demonstrated that the title is deceptive. ]

Dadalia: It doesn't matter, the title already says that you are from Liyue, so it has nothing to do with me, a person from Solstice Winterㄟ)]

[Kaya: That’s not necessarily the case. It can only be said that the protagonist’s home game is Liyue, not that the supporting roles cannot be from other places. (Funny.JPG)]

PS: Why can’t the great sage be allowed to enter the capital? Why can I only beat the phaseless grass to vent my anger? In the end, I still have to be stabbed with a knife to get angry. .