Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

[Afshin: What the hell is a pack beast ∑(¯□¯;)? The one with a big mouth can be stuffed into a pack beast? It also protects the food? Are you sure this describes me? A human (?w?)?]

[Jut: I thought mine was outrageous, but Afshin's was even more outrageous (o)}

[Xiaogong: Hahahaha, saving a man from a beast of burden, and a beast from a man’s mouth, is like tug-of-war, hahahaha

[Xu Hao: Shocked, Nilu tried to swallow the pack beast alive, but was killed by the pack beast instead. (Funny.JPG)]

Ying: Is this a distortion of human nature? Or a loss of morality? (Funny.JPG)]

[Nilu: Don't make fun of me (T▽T)]

[Dadalia: I don’t know why, I just feel more comfortable in my heart (*¯

[Kaya: Dada Duck's psychology is really distorted, quickly call Dr. Tinari!]

[Tinari: No, I don't know how to treat mental illness. ]

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha, I remembered again, find a rubber band to make a slingshot and hit your glass, hahahaha...

Then came the second video, titled this:

"Three Gods with Baby"

Obviously, it's a story about raising a baby by the three gods.

The one who was taken could only be Naxida.

[Wendy: Eh? Bringing children, I remember that before. "

[Shadow: That's right, the last time Morax took Naxida, but he was annoyed and doubted his life....

[Zhongli: Hey, fortunately, this child is very good in reality. ]

[Nashida: Still, okay. ]

[Qin: If Mr. Barbatos takes care of the children......

Yae Shenzi: If Silly Yingbao takes care of children......

[Hutao: If this guy Zhongli takes care of his children……….

The audience who eat melons think about it for a while, and they know that these three idiots are definitely unreliable.

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

At the beginning, there is a smaller Nashida, about three or four years old, so cute that it explodes.

Yingbao, Grandpa Zhongli, and Wendy surrounded Naxida.

Wendy asked: "Uh... what's going on, old man?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Little Grass God has become smaller again due to overdrawn strength, and the traveler has important things to deal with these days, so she is entrusted to us to take care of her.

Yingbao: "I have no experience in taking care of children.

Wendy leaned over to Nasida and suggested, "I have an idea, how about the three of us without one to take care of us for a day?"

Then Nashida grabbed Wendy's braids and cried, "Ahhhhhhh, I don't care, I want it! I want what other kids have!"

"Buy it for me! Buy it for me! I want to eat that too!"

Wendy was in pain and quickly asked for help from the two foolish people next to her: "You two save me quickly, don't just watch!"

Grandpa Zhongli said with some uncertainty: "In terms of general rationality, I think it is possible..."

Beads of sweat hung on Yingbao's forehead: "Is it really possible..."

In this way, Sanshen began to take care of the baby.

On the first day, it was Wendy who took care of the baby.

In the city of Mond, Wendy was wandering on the street with Nasida, and Nasida suddenly pulled the corner of La Wendy's clothes.

Wendy turned around and asked, "Eh? What's the matter?"

Nashida rubbed her stomach: "I'm hungry..."

Wendy: "Go, I'll take you to find something delicious."

After searching, I found the angel's gift in the tavern.

Wendy blushed after two sips: "Hahahaha, hahahahaha, boss, let's have an appetizer, and I'm bringing a bottle of cider for each of us.

Nasida, who was looking forward to it, suddenly changed her face, because Master Di Luke appeared behind Wendy.

With a heavy blow, Wendy immediately slapped her head and threw herself on the table.

Master Diluc was very annoyed: "We don't sell alcohol to minors in our tavern."

Looking at the little Nacita, Master Diluc could only tell Charles: "Go and inform the Knights, someone will take care of the child." 17

However, is five hundred years old a minor?

The next day, it was Grandpa Zhongli who took care of the baby.

On the main street of Liyue, the owner of the grocery store is hawking.

Grandpa Zhongli walked over with Naxida in his arms: "Boss, this diaper, this stroller, this bib, this milk powder, this hat."

………seeking flowers… 0

"This number one machine, and this big gold chain, all must be the best."

"The bill is recorded on the Northland Bank, so it is said to be a diplomatic investment."

The grocery store owner is a question mark.

It's strange that Liyue's children's products are recorded in Zhidong's account as diplomatic investment.

On the third day, it was Yingbao who brought the baby.

In the Tianshou Pavilion, Naxida with Yingbao is naturally in the form of Ganwumei.

Yingbao took out a bunch of meatballs: "Do you want to eat dumplings?"

Nashida took the dumplings: "Eat!"

Yingbao took out a novel: "Read the novel?"

Nashita took the novel: "Look!"

Yingbao took out another bucket of Coke: "Do you want a Coke?"

Nashida took the Coke: "Drink!"

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It seems that there is nothing wrong with this way of bringing a baby.

On the third day, Yingmei finally came back after finishing her work: "Phew, I'm finally done."

"Hehehe, I don't know how my Naxida is doing, hehehe~"

With a very beautiful longing, Yingmei opened the door and went home: "Baby, I'm back~"

As soon as the door was opened, the meatball that had been bitten inside was pointed at Yingmei's face.

I saw Naxida wearing sunglasses and a big gold chain, and said in a very attractive tone: "Boss, I'll take care of all your dumplings and milk!"

Yingmei's heart was severely impacted, and the lovely image of Naxida in her heart was shattered.

The three idiots stood aside with embarrassment on their faces.

[Great Mercy Tree King: Uh.....Fortunately, I did not choose to let the three of them take care of the child (一〃)]

[Wendy: Hey, you can't say that, even if you really take care of me, I will definitely not be as unreliable as in the Shangchuang video. ]

[Pimon: Wendy's words have no credibility at all ㄟ(¯)ㄏ]

[Yingbao: If you let me take care of the child, maybe I will really bring up a home girl......

[Hu Tao: No bragging, Zhongli is good at raising children, after all, he is the one who brought up this hall master. (Proud.JPG)]

[Zhongli: Ahem, it should be. ]

As one of the three gods of sand sculpture, Mr. Zhongli is undoubtedly a complete victory at this moment. .