Funina was teleported to the performance room!

Immediately afterwards, a stupid blue-haired woman was teleported over.

"Ah, what is this place?"

The blue-haired woman spoke, and then looked at Funina!

"Wow, your hair is blue too, and you are wet too, hahahahaha!"

"Oops, you are so rude. Do you know who is standing in front of you? I am the water god of Fengdan Water Kingdom! Funina raised her head arrogantly, but Aqua looked disgusted across from her:"Water God?" Who is not a water god?"

"Are you also a water god?"

"That's right, the person in front of you is the goddess of water, Aqua. What do you think, do you want to become my believer?"

"Never! Funina looked at Aqua with disgust. Aqua was so angry that she looked at garbage in her eyes and said,"Damn it, what's that look in your eyes!""

"No, I just think you are out of your mind. I told you, I am the God of Water!"

"I am the water god!"

"I'm the!"

"I rule the world���The goddess of water has countless followers. Believe it or not, I will destroy this world for you to see!"

"There is no god who would destroy the world casually, and I am the God of Water!"

"I'm the!"

"I have the heart of God!"

"Eh? what is that?"

"Don’t you know the heart of God?"

"A child's toy? Hahahahahaha, how old are you, and you still play such a high-quality house game? No wonder you look like a little kid who hasn’t grown up!"

Aqua proudly puffed up her chest in front of Funina. Although it's not big, she has it!

"hateful……"

……

——【Ding, watch begins!】

……

【Happy music, up!】

【Funina: Ouch!】

【Aqua: Ouch!】

【Funina: Welcome to the kingdom of water!】

【Aqua: Is everyone ready?】

【Aqua: Oh, let’s begin!】

【Aqua: Hahahaha!】

【Funina: Hahahaha!】

【Aqua: Hahahaha!】

【Funina: Hahahaha!】

【Aqua: Treasure, treasure, my name is Aqua!】

【Aqua: Hey, I am that goddess Aqua!】

【Funina: Oh? The strange water god came to my country, what a dramatic scene!!】——【PS: I’m talking about Aqua here, not a BUG!】

【Funina: What kind of waves can you, a famous person like you, make!】

【Aqua: Are you that?】

【Aqua: Give this lofty position to me, the noble Lady Aqua!】

【Funina: This is a duel with God!】

【Fonina: Don't you feel fear?】

【Aqua: Are you stupid? Who do you 640 think I am!】

【Aqua: I am not a gangster or a criminal, I am a goddess, a god!】

【Funina: Oh, you foreigners inevitably have some vulgar perceptions!】

【Funina: But don’t forget, there are mediocre and excellent gods!】

【Funina: Crooked! You figure it out!】

【Aqua: Wait, hey, are you listening?】

【Aqua: Apologize now! It's unfair to say that you shouldn't call the goddess of water unfair!】

【Aqua: You low-level rookies are so shameless!】

【Funina: It seems that my opponent’s professionalism is beyond imagination!】

【Funina: I sincerely hope you realize how ridiculous what you are saying is!】

【Aqua: You deserve some retribution for this rude person!】

【Aqua: Watch it for me, let you see the goddess in action!】

【Funina: It's so interesting to see the dejected look. It turns out that's all, it's just a bluff!】

【Funina: I will arrest you in the name of the Water God!】

【Aqua: Damn it!! Hey, hey, hey!】

【Aqua: Obviously she is a goddess, I am obviously a goddess!】

【Funina: Hey, when people are at the end of their rope, they will inevitably come up with some unwise ways!】

【Funina: You might as well reflect on it, do you really have the moral character and etiquette to communicate with gods?】

【Funina: Hahahahaha!】

……

The show is over!

……

【Chen Ze: This is... the second creation. Sure enough, the second creation of the original god is half gods fighting, and half grass gods fighting for hegemony... Don't mention it, Aqua and Funina are worthy of being water gods!】

【Funina: What you said is so rude!】

【Aqua: That’s right!】

【Chen Ze: Why are you in the chat room, you're mentally retarded?】

【Aqua: How can it be repaired? I was invited in!】

【Chen Ze: Then you will stay?】

【Aqua: Baga, Adasi, come here to see who is talking bad about me!】

【Aqua: Wait! What did you call me?】

【Chen Ze: Don’t worry about these details. Are you going back? Have you met Sato Kazuma?】

【Aqua: Ano Baga, I don’t know you!】

【Chen Ze: It looks like we know each other. Do you want to stay?】

【Aqua: Who are you?】

【Chen Ze:……】

……

——【Ding, please ask members of the elite chat room to tell you 10 things that Funina and Aqua have in common. If you succeed, you will be punished. If you fail, you will be randomly punished again, and the punishment will be doubled!】

……

【Keli: Keli knows, they are all girls!】

——【Ding, correct 1!】

【Nilu: So simple? Then I also know that the hair is blue!】

——【Ding, correct 2!】

【Arataki Yidou: So outrageous? Are those all water gods?】

——【Ding, correct 3!】

【Kaia: I know, I know, they are all water-based!】

——【Ding, correct 4】

【Qin: They are all female gods!】

——【Ding, correct 5!】

【Yaoyao: They all like to laugh!】

——【Ding, correct 6!】

【Xiaogong: Hmm... not too serious?】

——【Ding, correct 7!】

【Funina:?】

【Aqua:?】

【Funina: Thor, I think it is necessary to include an extradition clause between the two countries!】

【Raiden Zhen: Hahahaha, go catch it yourself, hahahaha!】

【Funina: Damn it!】

【Chen Ze: What else? No one answered?】

【Kaia: Hmm... Are there people who are afraid?】

——【Ding, correct 8!】

【Chen Ze: Your fighting power is too weak...you are all gibberish!】

——【Ding, correct 9!】

【Chen Ze: Everyone likes to imagine some random things in their minds!】

——【Ding, correct 10!】

【Chen Ze: My brain is not working very well!】

——【Ding, correct 11!】

【Chen Ze: They are all very narcissistic!】

——【Ding, correct 12!】

【Chen Ze: They are all the toughest. They are not very capable but have a bad temper. They are the toughest ones who dare not admit it when death is imminent!】

——【Ding, correct 13!】

【Chen Ze: They are all funny!】

——【Ding, correct 14】

【Funina: Enough, enough!】

【Aqua: Hey, hey, hey...that's enough, that's enough!】

【Funina: You...how dare you say that to me!】

【Chen Ze: I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about Aqua!】

【Aqua:? 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Kaia: Phew, this question is about two people who are exactly the same. What is the difference between you talking about Aqua and directly talking about Lord Water God!】

【Chen Ze: Yes, at least I was pointing at Aqua, not Funina!】

【Funina: / Gritting her teeth, do I still need to thank you?】

【Chen Ze: You’re welcome!】

——【Ding, Funina’s punishment is over!】

……

【Funina: Ahhhhhhhhh……】

【Navelle: Calm down】

【Funina: Villette, go and help me arrest Chen Ze. I want to put him on trial!】

【Navilette: Although Fontaine is a country of justice and justice, unfortunately, with the power of Fontaine, it is impossible to try Mr. Chen Ze!】

【Villette: He can destroy the entire Fontainebleau with one fist!】

【Funina: Forget it……】

【Aqua: Huh? Are you going to give up?】

【Linny: Otherwise? You don't know Mr. Chen Ze's fighting power. He can easily destroy an entire city with one fist!】

【Aqua: Kuo Wai! Really scary!】

【Chen Ze: Aqua, why haven’t you disappeared yet?】

【Aqua: Why did you disappear? Hahahahaha, I can stay in this world, Asidawa, Kamida! (I am God)】

【Chen Ze: Bad luck!】

【Aqua:?】

【Xingqiu: He is teasing you. What world are you from?】

【Aqua: Hehehe, I am the goddess of water. I am responsible for guiding the dead young people to another world and becoming the guide of the heroes who save the world!】

【Paimon: Huh? She seems to have the same function as me!】

【Ying: No, you are smarter than her!】

【Paimon: Really?】

【Chen Ze: Really, aeeb Kuya is very powerful, and her attributes can reach the peak of the world. But unfortunately, her intelligence and luck are far below normal levels, and they cannot be improved!】

【Aqua: Damn it, why do you know this!】

【Zayou: Real or fake?】

【Aqua: How is that possible!】

【Ningguang: It doesn't matter. Since you are a tourist from another world, I wonder where you want to stay? Liyue is willing to provide accommodation, but only if it abides by Liyue's rules and regulations!】

【Jean: Mond would love to do that too!】

【Yae Kamiko: Ina-wife is fine too, I think you and I will get along quite well!】

【Nasida: Xumi welcomes you!】

【Funina: Hey, since you are the God of Water, do you want to come to Fontaine? Fontaine is the kingdom of water. Not only is there delicious food and fun, but there are also various trials to watch!】

【Aqua: Okay, okay! Hum, that noble goddess of water, let’s live with you!】

【Chen Ze: Well...Villette, my condolences!】

【Villette: It’s an ominous premonition.……】

……

——【Chapter 1, Act 4 Announcement - Dain Sreib,"The Twig Gatherer", start playing!】

……

【Deinsreib:……】

【Xingqiu: Wow, today is not over yet!】

【Kelly: Yeah!】

【null:……】

【Ying: With you?】

【Empty: high probability……】

【Ying: Don't let me catch you, I have to hang you up and beat you to death!】

【Sora: Don't do this, Ying!】

【Ying: Shut up, just hide. You have to thank Chen Ze for not interfering. A few days ago, I asked him for help. He said that I would wait until I travel to the seven countries to help you, otherwise I will drop you in the port now and kill you. Sun-dried salted fish!】

【Paimon: Salted fish/Greedy!】

【Sora: /Paimon is terrified!】

【Xingqiu: Wow, you, the mastermind behind the scenes, not only watched the show in secret, but also took photos of emoticons!】

【Paimon: Wow, you are so mean!】

【Sora: /Paimon shows his hands!】

【Chen Ze: So, you care more about Paimon than your sister, right?】

【Sora: No, no, no... please don't stir up trouble, I will take it seriously!】

【Kaia: Then how do you prove that you really care about her?】

【null:……】

【Deinsreib: Oh, it’s interesting. It’s rare to see that one day you will be blocked and unable to say a word!】

【Chen Ze: Okay, you two, stop flirting, the video has started!】

……

The screen appears!

……

【Ying and Paimon returned to Mondstadt City at some unknown time!】

【Catherine from Mondstadt stopped Ying and Paimon and asked them about their recent situation. Then she said that the most important thing for an adventurer is a reliable partner, so she recommended a partner to them!】

【Catherine:"By the way, I have some information here that may be helpful to you.…"】

【Catherine:"Well... let me look at the records. Yes, a stranger came to Mondstadt recently. The stranger has blond hair like you, but his clothes are very unusual."】

【Paimon:"Blonde hair... a stranger in unusual clothing. I feel like I've heard this description once before."…"】

【Paimon:"Wait a minute, wait a minute, could it be…"】

【Ying:"Could it be…!"】

【Paimon:"Does that stranger's face look like... does it look like hers?!"】

【Catherine:"Huh? And the honorary knight? There is a big difference. He is a very tall man and wears an eyepatch.…"】

【Ying:"It seems that he is just a distant relative of Kaia…"】

——【Kaia: Damn it, what do you mean by my distant relatives? Even if they wear blindfolds, they are all my relatives!】

【Catherine:"I don’t know the relationship between the stranger and Mr. Kaia, because he refused the association’s invitation.…"】

【Catherine:"However, if you are interested, you can go find him. Maybe...he will be willing to accept your commission."】

【Catherine:"After all, some adventurers are unwilling to be bound by the association, but they can easily accept an invitation from another adventurer."】

【Catherine:"And if that stranger is really a powerful adventurer, he will definitely be of great help to your adventure."】

——【Xin Yan: Do you feel that Catherine of Mondstadt seems to be more emotionally alert?】

——【Xingqiu: Yes, yes, I thought it was strange just now. Catherine from Liyue didn’t talk so much!】

——【Nasida: Didn't you notice? Catherine of Mondstadt speaks with tone!】

——【Doctor: What does the Little Herb God mean... Catherine of Mondstadt has a sense of autonomy?】

——【Qin: Doctor, you are not welcome in Mondstadt. Catherine of Mondstadt, whether she has self-awareness or not, will never allow you fools to interfere!】

——【Young Master: Oh, this is a bit unreasonable. The Catherines of various countries are all puppets created by us!】

——【Chen Ze: I recommend a self-aware puppet, Skirmisher!】

——【Skirmisher: Who dares to trouble me?】

【Ying:"Maybe it’s not easy for him to communicate.…"】

【Catherine:"Please be more confident, you are an honorary knight of the Knights of the West Wind."】

【Catherine:"Your deeds are still sung by the bards to this day."】

【Ying:"Okay, information about the stranger…"】

【Catherine:"Well...for news about him...you can ask Mr. Lawrence first"】

【Catherine:"He is a knight stationed at the city gate. He might know something about the stranger."】

【Catherine:"Good luck, adventurer"】

【Act 1 Chapter 4 Announcement -"The Branch Gatherer" Dains Reb, begins!】

……

The screen is paused!

……

【Paimon: Wow, why did it stop here!】

【Ying: Paimon, do you think Catherine of Mondstadt has a sense of autonomy?】

【Paimon: Huh? I haven't paid attention to it, but last time we brought a letter from Mondstadt to Catherine of Liyue. Didn't Catherine of Liyue say that Catherine of Mondstadt somehow included dandelion seeds in the letter?】

【Chen Ze: You actually still remember?】

【Paimon: Hey, that dandelion was withered, and when the wind blew, some seeds got into my nose, so I remember it very clearly!】

【Xingqiu: So, Catherine really has self-awareness, which is really... shocking!】

【Nasida: Currently, I know of only two self-aware puppets! 】.

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