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【Chen Feng: In the world of Pokémon, the Three Sacred Birds are mythical beasts. They are proficient in fire, lightning, and ice. You can tell by looking at them. Be careful!】

【Mandrill: No problem, we can solve it! ]

Mandrill indeed has this confidence!

In fact, none of the mythical beasts in the Pokémon world are particularly powerful. The three holy birds are powerful, but they are still far behind X.

According to the classification of netizens, the Three Sacred Birds are just level three gods. This kind of mythical beast is at best a little more powerful than championship-level Pokémon!

The three holy birds of the Orange Islands are not that exaggerated. You may not think that the world will change when they fight, but these three weak little things were subdued as soon as they came out.

The Flame Bird was captured by humans using machines, and then the Lightning Bird was also captured. If Xiaozhi and others had not come to rescue the birds, the three idiots would have been collected by others now.

The results of it?

After Xiaozhi's Rocket Team rescued the three silly birds, the three silly birds went crazy and killed the enemy's air fortress, then turned around and started fighting each other.

At this moment, Mandrill appeared in the sky instantly!

The three silly birds all saw Mandrill, screamed subconsciously, and rushed towards Mandrill.

Lightning, flames, and freezing light will hit the mandrill in an instant.

But Mandrill has so much combat experience!

Thousands of years of combat experience are beyond comparison with the three idiots!

"Jingyao Nuo dance!"

As soon as it came up, it was turned on!

Xiaozhi and others below were dumbfounded. What was going on? Why did a person appear out of nowhere and put on a mask!

But the next moment, the actors were dumbfounded!

"die!"

In the sky, after Mandrill put on the mask, it became as cold as"417". In an instant, it rushed to the nearest flame bird. Before the flame bird could react, it used Pu Yuan as a stick and directly It hit the flame bird hard.

The flame bird screamed, like a meteor, and like Keli falling from the clouds to attack, it turned into a fireball and hit the ground directly.

This attack ended , Mandrill looked at the Lightning Bird again!

The Lightning Bird shook its body subconsciously, but it was too late!

He hit Puyuan with a stick. If Chen Ze and the system hadn't told him not to kill these three stupid birds, Mandrill estimated that It was with a poke!

The Freezing Bird turned around and was about to run away, but it was too late. The mandrill had already appeared in front of it. The Frozen Bird was so frightened that it suddenly stopped in the air and flapped its wings frantically, trying to make itself retreat. Unfortunately, It was already too late!

Not only was it too late, but he also foolishly exposed his abdomen to Mandrill!

Could Mandrill let go of this opportunity?

He kicked it over, and the frozen bird directly hit the mountain wall!

The total before and after was less than ten seconds. Within seconds, the three silly birds were all lying on the ground.

The violent weather suddenly calmed down.

But at this moment, the sound of a cannonball came, and Mandrill subconsciously moved away, and a cannonball hit him. Passing by, a huge aerial fortress was firing at Mandrill!

The fired shells hit the sea, bursting out a sheet of ice and freezing the sea!

【Chen Ze: This is the mastermind behind the scenes. What he wants to do is to capture the Three Sacred Birds and then force the Poseidon Lugia out! 】

Lugia was originally the God of the Sea, and later became the God of Ocean Currents due to the appearance of Ogaika, but it is similar. Lugia's strength is not weak. The only drawback is that he does not have ultimate moves such as Original Return.

But that thing is useless, after all, it can't defeat Karakura.……

【Mandrill: Kill now?】

【Chen Ze: Yes, but it’s not that simple! 】

Yes, it’s not that simple, because the three stupid birds on the ground have already gotten up!

Roar, roar, scream!

The next second, each big move rushed directly towards Mandrill. With the anger of the Three Holy Birds, the climate of the entire Orange Islands began to become more abnormal.

Auroras, storms, and blizzards all began to appear one after another, and ice gradually formed on the sea. Only then did everyone discover to their horror that the temperature was dropping crazily, and even the sea surface was starting to freeze.

The sea is salt water. Because of its high salt content, sea water is difficult to freeze.

【Ning Guang: Great Sage, be careful, there is something under the sea!】

【Mandrill: I saw it! 】

There is indeed something on the bottom of the sea. I saw a huge ship directly breaking through the ice and emerging from the bottom of the sea. Then countless cannonballs launched an attack on the three holy birds and the mandrill!

Chen Ze raised his eyebrows, this was an accident!

The plot is different from the original one.

But Chen Ze is not sure. After all, it is too old. This should be the second theatrical version of Pokémon. The first one was about the boss Mewtwo. That thing is still at the heaven-defying level, and it is the same as Squirt. Like a fire dragon, his biological son, the only two MEGA forms.

A strong batch!

However, if Mandrill could be defeated so easily, it would not be Mandrill.

He disappeared in an instant, and the next second his fighting power with Pu Yuan finally came into play.

The rice transplanting strategy is back in action! , one poke, the submarine cracks!

Two pokes and the submarine sank!

Three pokes, calm and calm!

The submarine that came down from the bottom of the sea was instantly killed!

Human beings were dumbfounded, but I'm sorry, the pronunciation of Mandrill is arrogant and arrogant!

In an instant, he arrived at the Sky Fortress and directly turned on the God of Destruction mode! destroy!

For Yasha, it has never been a problem. General Jinpeng and the Great Sage of Conquering Demons have always been born for killing. Before the Demon War, he was controlled by a demon to kill. Later, he was saved by the emperor and volunteered to protect Liyue and kill.

Combat is a matter of talent and thousands of years of experience!

A mere human mechanical city is nothing in front of Puyuan and Guangfeng!

Aiming at the air fortress, he directly poked it, and then the wind elemental power exploded wildly. In an instant, the tough wall was torn apart like paper!

And once this thing is torn apart, the consequences will be disastrous. The entire sky fortress will crack open in an instant, causing a huge chain reaction!

"boom……"

Continuous explosions came from the sky, the entire castle in the sky was engulfed in flames, and the fortress fell apart!

However, the whole battle is not over yet!

【Ning Guang: There are more in the sky!】

【Yelan: And... so many more!】

【Nasida: Can human technology really develop to this extent? The strength of the three holy birds does not seem to be strong, but it can already compete with ordinary demon gods!】

【Zhongli: Indeed, the strength of the Three Sacred Birds was quite impressive during the thousands of years of war between demons and gods. It’s a pity that the mandrills of today are no longer the mandrills of the past!】

【Wendy: Oops, with the current strength of Little Friend Mandrill, back then, I’m afraid I wouldn’t be qualified to be the God of Wind at all. Why not give the position of God of Wind to Mandrill in the future!】

【Chen Ze: Be wary of"wind god fraud". A certain wind god will use reasons such as"old age","no strength anymore","tired","I'm not worthy" and other reasons to deceive the original god of the eye of the wind attribute god into inheriting the position of the wind god. Once you become the God of Wind, you will be like a son of the Eightfold God, working as a palace minister at Narukami Grand Shrine all your life, getting up earlier than Qin, and sleeping more than Ganyu!】

【Yae Shenzi: Yes, yes, yes!】

【Thunder movie:……】

【Wendy: We have no grievances!!!】

【Wendy: You still supported me before!!】

【Chen Ze: No, I just thought about it carefully. Look, I can’t help the old man. He is really old and has to take care of things every year. He wants to retire. We have to be considerate!】

【Chen Ze: As for Nasita, she has been imprisoned for five hundred years and has just started to learn how to manage Xumi, so she will not retire!】

【Chen Ze: Ying has a bad brain. After her sister and friends died, she became autistic. But she still had a wife in her heart, so she created a puppet to help herself manage it. Although the effect was not very good, at least it was Have a heart!】

【Chen Ze: Fu Nina, hanging out in the opera house all day long can be regarded as running the country!】

【Funina: Hello!】

【Chen Ze: Only you, after sleeping for thousands of years, the thought of you drinking and eating every day after retirement is more uncomfortable than killing me!】

【Kaia:……】

【Diluc: Hearing you say that makes me feel uncomfortable too!】

【Piano:……】

【Condensing light:……】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Alhaysen:……】

【Son of the Eightfold God:……】

【Navelle:……】

【Barbara: I...I don’t want Master Fengshen to retire either!】

【Wendy:?】

【Chen Ze: Hahahahaha……】

A group of people were shocked by Chen Ze's remarks that"seeing you feel comfortable is worse than killing me." A group of people in Mondstadt laughed, the Liyue people were speechless, the Dao Wife people didn't care, and the Xumi people said so. God, is it really possible?

Sumeru welcomed back his god, so he still respected the god very much.

Therefore, seeing Meng Liyue's attitude towards his own gods, he became a little suspicious.

Inazuma's respect for the gods is engraved in her bones

……

Mandrill's battle is over... not many people can block his attack, so everything is done easily!

After he was done, Lugia came out. The three three silly birds on the ground were trembling. After dealing with the evil collector who captured the three holy birds, Mandrill in turn beat up the three silly birds. The silly thing then took the three The gems were placed back on the three islands, and then a beautiful woman played music.

This matter is over!

Lugia looked blankly at the end of the battle, then was glared at by Mandrill, and returned to the sea aggrievedly.

After all the beatings, he still attacked it...

Back in Liyue, he had an extra gift bag in his hand. When he opened it, it turned out to be a Poké Ball.

"Is it a Pokémon again?"

Kelly and others immediately ran over. The Pokémon is very cute, and Keli likes to play with Wind Chime, but Wind Chime cares about Mandrill very much, so it follows Mandrill all the time. As long as there is karma on Mandrill's body, it will use With the energy of sucking milk, he shook his bell and sounded the"healing bell".

No one can let his master fall into a bad state!

Other Pokémon like to play with Keli and others, especially Bangira, but Li went to the Rock Abyss a few days ago. Chen Ze asked Bangila to protect him all the way. Keli blasted it all the way, and Bangila ate it all the way. As long as the ore was exploded, it belonged to Bangila. 0.....

With Banjila's strength, even Ruotuo Dragon King has to be careful, for fear that this thing will crawl on him and bite him while holding it. Who can bear it?

"Brother Mandrill, can you open it and take a look?"

Even Mandrill couldn't resist the three little girls raising their heads and looking at him with longing expressions!

Oh no!

No need to look up...

Mandrill nodded and directly released the Pokémon from the Poké Ball!

Then he saw it There was a flash of light, and an...egg appeared

?

"Togepi!"

Chen Ze came over, poked the little guy, and saw a head and limbs coming out of the egg!

"Oops, not good!"

Chen Ze quickly used his super speed to pick up Togepi before he even opened his eyes, and then aimed his face at Mandrill!

"What's wrong?"

Everyone was shocked by Chen Ze's actions, and then Togepi opened his eyes!

"bi……"

Togepi yawned, then looked at Mandrill, and suddenly wanted to pounce on Mandrill with excitement. Chen Ze let go, and Mandrill was startled, and he hugged Togepi nervously!

"Togepi is a Pokémon full of luck. She will convert everyone's tenderness towards her into happiness, and then store it in eggshells, so the eggshells are full of happiness, and then share it with others. Everyone, and the first person she sees will be her parents, so just now I asked her to look at Mandrill for the first time!"

"I? parents?"

Mandrill was dumbfounded!

Fanan and Yingda rushed up and slapped Mandrill on the back:"Hahahaha, congratulations, you are finally a parent!"

"No, I can’t!"

Mandrill finally panicked!

The dignified Jinpeng General, Demon-Conquering Yaksha, and Demon-Conquering Great Sage. Ever since all his brothers and sisters died, he basically has no emotions.

Let alone panic.

And now, he is really panicking.

"Don't be nervous, it's just a child to take care of, drink milk, pee, and the most important thing is to accompany her well and fill her eggshells with your tenderness. Then she will be filled with blessings!"

"Wow!"

Keli and the other three people raised their heads and looked at Togepi in Mandrill's arms with envy. However, after a while, Togepi was holding his stomach and looking like he was about to cry.

"Here comes the milk, a nutritional milk from another world. According to Komatsu, it doesn’t contain milkshakes and anyone can drink it!"

"Is it so efficient?"

Chen Ze asked in surprise. Xiangling raised her head arrogantly and then handed the bottle to Mandrill.

"Hehe, this was given to me by Xiaosong in the research area last time. I used it to feed the small animals, but when they came back, I almost forgot to give it back to them!"

"All right!"

Togepi was very happy to drink it. Nutritious dairy products are the best food for newborn Pokémon.

"This...what should we do next?"

Mandrill looked at Chen Ze with a blank expression. Here, he trusted Dijun the most, but subconsciously, he didn't think that Dijun could help him in raising children!

After all, Dijun's breeding case was Hutao……

"It always feels like you are thinking about something bad!"

Hu Tao suddenly popped up from the side and stared at Mandrill, who shook his head decisively.

Liyue's number one, 3.7, is called Hu Tao!

Not only is she strong, but the key is that she has a guest like her old father, named Zhongli, the former King of Liyueyan, also has a good friend named Chen Ze, the current God of War!

In fact, some people wanted to call Chen Ze the"God of Destruction" or something like that, but later everyone agreed and called him God of War!

At least, it sounds good...

God of Destruction and the like are not good sounds to ordinary people.

A group of people stared at Togepi. After the little thing drank the milk, he huddled in Mandrill's arms and went to sleep. Three thousand or four thousand years old, Mandrill felt what it was like to be at a loss for the first time.

"give it to me!"

Fan Nan took Togepi, but as soon as Togepi was picked up, he started crying, dancing and asking"Daddy".

Mandrill had no choice but to take it over quickly, and then looked around for help.

"You have to hold him, twist your body, and coax him! Liuyun

Jiefeng Zhenjun stood nearby and said,"I see humans coaxing children like this. Gan Yu did the same thing back then."……"

"True Lord!"

Gan Yu quickly stopped the self-destructive teaching of Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun!

Just kidding, Mandrill will learn how to coax children by then, and all the embarrassing things she did when she was a child will be known to Tiwat

"Well, forget it if you don’t want to hear it. Unfortunately, when you met Shen He, Shen He was already able to live independently!"

Grandma Ping on the side was very calm, and slowly helped to coax Togepi. Togepi stopped crying after a while, and then fell asleep peacefully. Grandma Ping's face was full of kindness:"In the beginning, Yanfei and Yaoyao were born. The same thing happens sometimes. There is rarely quiet time at home. Yan Fei is fine. Yaoyao loved crying when she was a child!"

Yao Yao blushed with embarrassment and buried her head in Chen Ze's arms.

【Keli: Keli doesn’t like to cry!】

【Kaia: Stop bragging. When you cried, all of Mondstadt couldn't comfort you! 】.