"Ah? You're saying this...do you believe it when I say it's just for fun?"

Although he has a serious face in the game (standby face), he is already a little embarrassed in front of the computer

After all, both sides are real people.

It is better to tell the truth than to lie.

"What do you think?" Kong looked unkind and took pleasure in his sister. Did he think he couldn't wield the knife?

"Well~ it's good to be happy, isn't it?" Li Hao realized something was wrong after typing and sending it.

Why do I feel like a scumbag trying to play with a little girl's feelings when I speak, and he says it to the little girl's brother?

The empty knife fell down and I could just eat a slice of fried egg.

But if it triggers a chain reaction and makes me no longer human inside and out, then my second plan will die before it even starts...

Just when the smell of gunpowder was about to rise between the two of them, a familiar voice came over

"I think this friend from a foreign land may be telling the truth."

"Barbatos" Sora called out the name of the voice owner with some caution.

The next moment, a gust of wind blew in the air

A green light appeared out of thin air, and then Wendy appeared in front of the three of them...

The Ice Abyss Mage trembles

Why are there two princes in front of me? They almost got into a fight

Why did the seven earthly rulers suddenly appear in front of him?

What are you doing here?

By the way, I am here to report the situation...what do I want to report!

Continuous unexpected situations have left this abyss mage confused as to what to do.

Seeing Kong taking a few steps back and about to run away, Wendy hurriedly said, "Hey, don't be nervous, do you want a bottle of cider? This is a good wine that I have collected for hundreds of years."

Sora shook his head and said "No need."

Then a purple portal appeared behind him, catching the confused Ice Abyss Mage on the side.

Wendy sat cross-legged in the air, waved her hand in the air and said, "Are you still thinking about that plan?"

Sora nodded and stepped into the portal in one step.

Wendy put one hand to her mouth and shouted in Sora's direction, "When are you going to return that statue of mine?"

Before he finished speaking, the portal suddenly closed.

Everything returned to how it was just now, as if nothing happened

Wendy spread her hands. Her old friend didn't want to talk to her. It wasn't the first time she had experienced this.

Then Wendy put her mouth to the mouth of the bottle and took a swig.

Sure enough, fine wine will taste best if you drink it after it has been dusted for a period of time.

"Hey, Jiu Mengzi," Li Hao said hello to the fish monster. Wendy, who was about to take a second sip, almost spit out her mouth.

"Ahem, no, what did you call me?"

"Jiu Mengzi? (?owó?)?" Li Hao made another facial expression. It was this expression that seemed a bit abrupt on such an occasion and in such a place (rooftop).

"I am the wind god Barbatos, the best bard in the world. Aren't you afraid of offending me and blowing you away?" Wendy looked fierce and majestic.

But who is Li Hao?

A player who is familiar with what Wendy is like, and at the same time, he is also an audience who has watched countless secondary creations and been injured and killed countless times.

Wendy's threatening expression is already equated with the fact that my little heart is definitely not a kind person.

Moreover, the word "seeking death" does not exist in the dictionary for a fourth natural disaster that cannot die.

If it weren't for the fact that the display network and Teyvat could not be connected, Li Hao would have been planning to sell Wendy's books in Mondstadt.

After all, Mondstadt is a free city. It would be interesting to see a free Wendy...

Well, Li Hao has never thought about whether the wind god will blow him to the island if he sells books in Mondstadt.

Will Captain Qin give him a Mondstadt prison package?

He only cares about being able to have some fun

Bah! Selfish

Of course, these are just digressions. At this time, Li Hao was already planning to be more dramatic. Who would have thought that this was Wendy's initiative?

"Oh! ~ Praise to the wind god Barbatos, who blew away the snow to create Mondstadt, and leveled the mountains to create the island.

Oh!~ Praise the wind god Barbatos, defeat the noble Mond, and establish the four winds to protect the peace.

Oh! ~ Praise..." Before Li Hao finished the third paragraph, the Barbatos wine over there was blown awake.

What kind of strange pronunciation is this? Even though you did all this by yourself, why do you say it in such a tone and make yourself look like a name thief?

"Okay, okay, as long as you know who I am, but don't keep talking about it."

Li Hao nodded. Wendy seemed to really dislike this. He was just a fisherman who liked to fish.

"Oh!~My great Lord Barbatos, would you like the cider?"

After Wendy heard this tone again, she got goosebumps, and then she said, "You want to have a bite too? It's not impossible, but the premise is that you can't talk to me in this tone anymore."

After saying that, he passed the cider in his hand forward.

Just when Li Hao wanted to try to see if pressing f would trigger the action of taking a sip, Wendy took the drink back again.

"But you are never allowed to call me Jiu Mengzi again, just call me Wendy."

"Okay Wendy sama~"

This made Wendy get goosebumps all over again, and she quickly gave the wine to Li Hao

"for you"

"No need, at least not now"

Li Hao is not yet sure whether the option to drink will be triggered, but if it is really triggered, will the subsequent scene turn into the MC scene of eating pufferfish?

If it really had that effect, how could the video be recorded? So he just refused.

Wendy decisively took back the wine. It was Li Hao who didn't want it, not the great Barbatos who didn't want it.

"You won't have to drink it later. Are you sure you don't want to drink it?"

Li Hao nodded, after all, he couldn't taste the taste of wine in reality.

"Including the previous one, this is only the second time we have met, but why do you feel like you are meeting an old friend when you see me?"

"You are too familiar with yourself, be careful of meeting bad people," Wendy said kindly.

"Wendy, you are right," Li Hao typed.

To deal with this kind of preaching situation, as long as you say yes, yes, yes, you are right.

This is how I used to deal with bosses who were far too capable and always liked to give random orders.

"And remember, first impressions may be wrong. Don't use first impressions to determine a person's character, okay?"

Wendy feels that her character needs to be reshaped, otherwise she will lose her prestige if it collapses.

The God of Wind in Mondstadt is a drunkard. Is this good or bad?

Even if it is exposed in the future, it will be better than falling apart now.

"What you said makes sense, and I understand it deeply." Li Hao nodded.

When I watched the original plot of this episode online, I really thought at first that Wendy was the kind of person who kept things secret.

It was only later that I discovered that Wendy was revealing her true nature all the time.

"So you have been deceived by appearances." Wendy seemed to smell the smell of melon and looked very excited.

Li Hao smiled and typed, "Yes, who would have thought that four such glamorous people actually exist like that?"

Sure enough, there were big melons. Wendy immediately said, "Tell me about it, maybe I can write them into the story."

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