Yuanshin: My Walnut Is Going To Smash Your Broken Internet Cafe

Keli, Qiqi, Diona, Yaoyao, these four little guys have been making a big splash in Internet cafes recently.

The Tivat giant team completely dominated the CS 4VS4 match.

No one can defeat four short legs.

Being beaten up by four brats is simply a disgrace among many CS players.

The four little kids, who may not even be thirty years old together, actually beat a group of adults crying for their fathers and mothers.

(Qiqi: Well, Qiqi, how old are you? Shan?) P)

Anyway, there are all kinds of dissatisfaction, hundreds of CS players form a four-person team, and they are bound to compete with the four little ones of the Tivat giant team.

The specific battle situation can basically be described as horrible.

Keli is not called Thor for nothing. Throwing a high-explosive grenade will definitely kill one of them.

Diona's reaction is super fast, and she will win against the gun, perhaps because the reaction speed of the cat is seven times that of the cat. (funny)

Yaoyao, a little pharmacist, was supposed to save lives and heal the wounded, but wasn't a doctor invented the world's first Gatling machine gun in Zimmer's family?

So Yaoyao doesn't know why she especially loves the M249 light machine gun, but 29 likes holding a big pineapple for firepower suppression.

As long as Qiqi has coconut milk to drink, she will enter the mode of infinitely serious little ginger, a brutal yuppie.

This stunned the Bubulu guys who knew that Qiqi was always slow and had a bad memory.

If this is considered slow, aren't they all useless people?

Of course, the Tivat giant team is not just challenged by anyone.

As children, they only have five hours a day to surf the Internet.

These five hours cannot all be used to accept the challenge, so if you want to select only four of them, the other teams have to play games to select the top teams.

It can be said that the embryonic form of competition has already begun.

On Yingmei's side, Yula, Amber, and Rosalia also formed a four-person team to join in the fun.

By the way, Rosalia is a latecomer and won the first pass of "Angry Birds".

Regarding Rosalia's idea of ​​working in an Internet cafe, Li Mo said that he would be happy to accept another beautiful employee.

The key point is that Rosalia's appearance on the Internet all night recently is really too much like a female network administrator, it is really unreasonable not to accept it.

As for the cathedral, although it was not mentioned, Rosalia was allowed to work at both ends.

In other words, as a network administrator with the status of a nun.

Li Mo's days are pretty good these days, as can be seen from Ayanami Rei's dark circles of resentment.

With Rosalia, a new employee, there is no need to worry about Heli Bell exhausted from fighting and unable to open the door in the morning.

"It's time to spend again, and I've accumulated a lot of emotional points recently."

Li Mo looked at nearly a million emotional points in his account, and felt like becoming a local tyrant.

Of course, with one flower today, he must be poor again.

It's time for the Internet Cafe to expand again. This time, a second floor will be added directly.

Both Liyue and Mengde Internet Cafes directly add a floor, and a total of 500 computers are loaded at a time, and the upper and lower floors now have a total of 1,000 computers.

The layout of the second floor is different from the first floor. Two hundred of the five hundred computers are divided into the private room area.

It can be said that the second floor is half a private room area.

Li Mo finished the expansion, and then asked the Internet cafe's speakers to play a notification: "The Internet cafe has opened the second floor, and 500 new computers have been added. Waiting customers can go to the counter to turn on the computer."

When the horn sounded, the melon-eaters wandering in the Internet cafe noticed the two extra stairs.

"Damn, five hundred computers, turn them on and go to the second floor."

"Don't grab it, leave one for me."

"Hands are fast, hands are slow."

"I also want to experience an all-nighter tonight, is there anyone together?"

"It's only morning, and you're thinking about staying up all night?"

www.

Soon, the 300 computers in the hall on the second floor were full of people.

The private rooms are more expensive, but the large private rooms are filled up quickly.

With the expansion of Internet cafes, it is time to add new items.

music player.

There are games and movies on the computer in the Internet cafe, but how can there be no music to listen to?

With the addition of a music player, Li Mo is about to start smoking albums.

"Whose album will be drawn out, I'm really looking forward to it."

Li Mo rubbed his hands, and then threw five thousand emotional points down to test the water.

Now that you are rich, water is worth 5,000 emotional points.

Congratulations, you have won a copy of Kun Kun's album "Just Because You Are So Beautiful".

"Just because you are so beautiful ∑(¯;)!"

"Your sister, five thousand emotional points are given to this?"

Li Mo really wanted to give the album a ready-made CD, then crush it and burn it.

His internet cafe has to go the high-quality route, whether it's games, film and television works, or music, it has to be high-quality.

Even if it cannot be called a high-quality product, it must not be a bad product.

If you tell people who eat melons just because you are so beautiful, it will really ruin the brand of Internet cafes.

Let's draw again, this time with 20,000 emotional points.

Congratulations, you have won a copy of Jay's album "Fantasy".

"That's right (*¯)"600

Seeing that it was Jay's album, Li Mo's expression immediately became more comfortable.

Once upon a time, when he was in elementary school, Uncle Li Mo was also a fan of stars.

At that time, the Xiayu music scene could be said to be a fight between gods and gods, and there were a lot of big shots.

Jay Chou was one of the best singers back then, and also Li Mo's favorite singer.

The songs included in this "Fantasy" album are:

"Love in BC", "Dad, I'm Back", "Simple Love", "Ninja", "Can't Open My Mouth", "Magic City 1943", "Wilhelm Castle", "Nunchaku" ,"Quiet".

At that time, the most popular song should be "Nunchaku", and Jay Chou was nicknamed "Jie Cudgel" because of this.

It's a pity that the later Xiayu music scene gradually declined.

There are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called kings.

After the big brothers and heavenly kings hid, all the monsters and ghosts, Xiaotian prostitutes all ran out to sing.

The howls are uglier than ghosts, and they think they are the sounds of nature. Under the support of the company's operation and brain-dead fans, they don't have 13 numbers.

After ten years, Jay released another album, and found out that this Xiayu music scene is really, tsk tsk tsk...

Well, who's to blame? It's just self-inflicted. .