Yuanshin: My Walnut Is Going To Smash Your Broken Internet Cafe

Look at that cat Leo-10 on the screen.

Wendy felt full of ridicule.

That seems to be saying, look, Lord Fengshen, you already owe me ten lives.

Damn, being ridiculed by a small game, I can't bear it decisively.

Even if he is the good-tempered one among the Seven Gods, he can't tolerate being ridiculed by a small game.

From save point, again!

Wendy's divine memory clearly remembered the location where the brick came out just now.

Hehe, as long as you avoid the position on the edge, I will jump

Ding dong!

Coin plus one!

Although Wendy's cat, Leo, did not fall into the pit, another brick appeared on his forehead.

"Could it be..."

Wendy felt bad in her heart, and jumped twice in other positions.

Ding dong! "Eight six three" ding dong!

Coin plus one, coin plus one.

The space above Wendy's head was sealed off by a row of bricks, with a dead end on the left and a pit on the right.

Wendy could only move her cat Leo to the edge of the pit little by little, hoping to successfully jump from this corner.

Hit the space bar, the cat Leo takes off......

Ding dong!

Coin plus one.

Cat Leo-11.

"You, this, hey..."

Wendy stuck in her mouth for a long time, but in the end it could only be turned into a long sigh.

What else can I do, hold my anger and continue.

Now that he has decided to overcome the difficulties, Fengshen must pass this game with the force of a strong wind.

Start again from the save point, and this time Wendy landed on the pillar on the edge, instead of jumping down.

He's going to jump straight over the pillar.

Ding dong!

Coin plus one.

Another brick popped out of nowhere and knocked his cat Leo off.

Wendy's breathing suddenly became rapid, and she felt the urge to turn on the monitor.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, the world is like this every second, but I am so irritable, this is not good, this is not good..."

With trembling hands, Wendy manipulated Leo the cat, who had reached a dead end, to jump into the pit.

Cat Leo - 12.

Look, Lord Fengshen, you already owe me twelve lives now.

To tell the truth, he has lived four thousand years of Fengshen, so he has never experienced

As a result, today, such a broken little game made my mind jump.

Shame, what a shame.

If this is known by other gods, they will not be laughed to death.

However, if you want to come to other gods to play this, it should not be much better than yourself.

If you think about it this way, Wendy's mood will be much better... What a fart

If you don't win this broken game today, he will write the name of the wind god Barbatos upside down.

Controlling the cat Leo, jumping from the pillar one step lower, finally got over this pitfallful trap.

There were a few white lumps on the ground here, Wendy jumped straight onto the row of bricks above, and didn't even bother to touch the question mark below to prevent being pitted.

In front is another water pipe and then steps up.

Seeing the water pipe, Wendy naturally wanted to test it first.

After making sure there were no traps, Wendy jumped up the steps and continued to jump up.

As soon as he took off the second time, a row of four white tuotuo fell down from the sky and collided with his cat Leo.

Cat Leo - 13.

",(*`A')!"

Wendy gritted her teeth and lowered her voice, it was obvious that she couldn't hold back anymore.

Coming back from the save point, Wendy jumped towards the bottom of the steps.

Cat Leo - 14.

"How can even a single cloud kill me~(#A)/!"

Wendy clenched the hand pressing the keyboard into a fist, and wiped the wine bottle tightly with the other hand.

He just jumped up and touched a cloud in the sky, and the harmless-looking cloud suddenly made a sinister grimace and killed his cat Leo.

Go on, go on (▼▼#)!

After jumping over the four fallen little white lumps, Wendy stood at the top of the steps.

A yellow light came from the right, and Wendy quickly jumped up to avoid it and landed on the flagpole.

"My God, the first level is finally passed..."

Before Wendy could calm down, she saw her cat, Leo, slipped off the flagpole and was crushed to death by the falling white ground on the way to the small house.

Cat Rio-15.

"Is there a mistake (;`O'o!!"

"I've reached the flagpole, I've passed the level (>A<)!!"

Wendy is so angry, his heart hurts when he is so angry......

Clutching his heart and gasping for breath, he thanked this game for making him feel like a wind god what it feels like to have a heart attack.

After a few minutes of relief, Wendy resumed a game of fucking Leo the cat that shouldn't have started.

Arriving at the fixed point of the steps to the left of the flagpole, avoiding the yellow light, Wendy thought about how to live.

Should I jump down, or jump over from the top of the flagpole?

After thinking about it, Wendy still planned to jump over.

In one big jump, Wendy's cat Leo flew over the top of the flagpole and landed.

Wendy didn't forget that there was a white lump falling from the sky at the door, so she lured it out to avoid it, and then walked into the small house.

Pass the first level.

"Oh my god, this first level is finally over."

The look on Wendy's face was half a smile than a cry.

This is only the first level, and he has already died nearly twenty times.

In the first level of the original version, he was the first to play without dying once.

Why do you think he wants to play this game so cheaply?

It's all right now, the game has started, even though he knows that there are more traps ahead, but he just can't stop and wants to continue.

"This is a cheating game, what kind of mental state was the person who made this game at that time?"

Wendy wondered if the author of Leo the Cat was a normal person.

Take a break, 2.2 drink a bottle of cider, Wendy is about to start the second level.

Don't underestimate Fengshen's perseverance and determination.

From the second level, come out of the small room, and there is only a reverse-shaped pipe on the right.

One hole is facing left, and one hole is facing upwards.

After the lesson of the first level, Wendy felt that these two channels must be fraudulent.

But this is placed at the door of the second level, and if you die, you will die without delaying things.

Wendy walked directly into the horizontal pipe, unexpectedly there seemed to be no problem.

"Σ(????)??"

"This pipeline turned out to be positive..."

Before he finished talking, he saw his cat Leo was blown out of the pipe, flew to the left of the screen, and disappeared.

Cat Leo-1. .