Yuanshin: My Walnut Is Going To Smash Your Broken Internet Cafe

"Boss Walnut teases employee Zhongli", the video starts playing:

Grandpa Zhongli was sitting on the toilet, flipping through a book while saluting.

Suddenly, the light in the bathroom goes off, then on, off, on again...

Grandpa Zhongli looked helpless, as if he was used to it.

The camera pans to the outside, and our Butternut Hall Master is flicking the light switch very rhythmically.

This rhythm, named Menglong, is super exciting.

One is happy and funny, the other is helpless squatting on the toilet, Boss Taotao and Dada Duck are laughing.

Grandpa Zhongli sighed, he was a bit puzzled why Boss Li Mo made such a video that embarrasses him.

"Hahahaha, Zhongli's expression is so ugly, so helpless, hahahaha ヾ(≧∪≦*)ノ〃"

Boss Taotao laughed wantonly, she likes this thing called video.

Morax, the emperor of the rock king, squatting in the toilet and being turned off by her made it funny. It was fun, why didn't she think of it before?

Oh, it seems that there is no such electric light in Xiangshengtang.

Dada Duck also wanted to laugh out loud, but considering that he still had to ask Zhongli behind him, he held back after laughing twice.

However, the plot in the video suddenly took a big turn.

Gollum.......

Suddenly, Hu Tao's stomach sounded an alarm, and she immediately covered her stomach with a livid face.

Suffered, diarrhea!

However, there is only one toilet in Xiangshengtang.

And this toilet is currently being occupied by Mr. Zhongli.

"Aww (>д<)!"

Hu Tao groaned, covered her butt with one hand, and knocked on the toilet door with the other.

bang bang! You've Been Hit By!

bang bang! You've Been Hit By!

ASmooth Criminal!

Walnut's dancing posture of knocking on the door seems to be possessed by the god Michael, which is exactly the same.

Grandpa Zhongli, who was squatting on the toilet in the toilet, continued to squat and read as if he didn't hear him.

And Hu Tao, who couldn't hold back outside the door, finally turned into a girl with her mouth open and her eyes closed.

"Hmm, heh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......(＞д＜)!!"

What a smelly peach.

The video ends here.

Boss Taotao was stunned, but other people in the Internet cafe who watched the video burst into laughter.

"I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter, the Hall of Rebirth is too happy."

"Hey, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard, this Hall Master Hu is really talented, he has fooled himself, hahaha (*≧▽≦)"

"This thing called video is interesting, much more interesting than watching a movie."

"Well, heh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,why do I smell a little stink(′?ω?)?"

.........

A group of people were laughing, and Dada Duck couldn't help it anymore, and everyone who laughed fell on the table.

The corners of Grandpa Zhongli's mouth curled up slightly, and he had to admit that he was amused.

Ever since, only the world where Boss Tao Tao was injured was achieved.

Boss Taotao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, she never thought that it was her who was going to make a spoof in this video.

"Li Mo, I'll kill you hundan ヽ(#`Д′)ノ!"

Boss Tao Tao jumped up from his seat, and a crow flew towards Li Mo behind the counter.

With this blow, the crow flew directly onto Li Mo's body, knocking him off his chair and knocking him to the ground.

"You have made it clear to the hall master, why do you want to damage my image with such a thing (▼皮▼#)?"

The goma stick couldn't be pulled out, so Boss Taotao used a fork as a weapon to force Li Mo to question him.

For more than ten years, Hutao has been in Liyue, and no one has ever dared to treat her like this.

Li Mo slightly moved the fork away with his fingers, and said with a smile: "If I say that the content of this video is randomly generated, would you believe it?"

Boss Tao Tao took out a fork and poked Li Mo's face: "Do you think I will believe it? Hurry up and delete this broken video for me (▼皮▼#)"

Well, although it is indeed true, Li Mo himself feels that this reason is not credible.

There is no other way, I can only give some favors to appease Boss Taotao's anger.

"Well, it's impossible to delete the video, it's a matter of principle, as compensation, how about you, Boss Taotao, not charging you for going online in the future?"

After hearing Li Mo's compensation terms, Boss Taotao thought about it for a while, then nodded and agreed: "Hmph, you're smart."

Getting off Li Mo with a little red face, Boss Tao Tao sat back in his seat.

The Internet fee of 100 moras for an hour is nothing to the little rich woman Boss Taotao.

The key point is that Li Mo's attitude of admitting her mistakes is not bad, which makes her quite satisfied.

However, she seemed to be taken advantage of again?

PS: Thank you "Shhxhe" for the monthly pass.

Thanks to the big guys for the flowers, the flowers approaching 20,000 in a few days really scared me.

There will be another update in a while, and the author will try his best to ensure that there are five updates and eight thousand words every day before it goes on the shelves.