Yuanshin: The Opening Let Ke Qing Fight Slime

Looking at the people in the chat group.

The skirmishers were very disdainful.

He also has reasons for his arrogance. He was created by Thor himself and was abandoned. Later, after being endowed with divine power by the Queen of Ice, he has gained the power comparable to that of a god.

God's body, coupled with the power of God.

The only thing he's bad at right now.

Only the heart of God!

Once he gets the heart of God, he will become a transcendent, surpass all gods, and be immortal forever!

Everyone in the chat group, including the president Qiye, will surrender at his feet.

[Scattered soldiers: So what if there are gods in the group? It’s just a group of decayed old people~ It’s just home]

[Scattered soldiers: The wear and tear of the laws of heaven will eventually come to you old gods, and I will surely ascend to the godhead and become the original god!】

Facing the rampant stragglers, Bi Ye did not use the president's authority to silence him.

Because in his opinion.

This kid is quite fun.

[Live Q&A starts]

It didn't take long for the stragglers to be rampant, and the system's live question and answer began.

The stragglers know the existence of this thing, it seems that the power of the system is above the gods, even Barbatos needs to obey the arrangement of the system honestly.

subsequently.

on the virtual screen.

A new screen appeared.

Inazuma Castle, Castle Tower.

Hundreds of years ago!

Thunder God Shadow, at this moment, is preparing to escape from the puppet worn out by the laws of heaven.

For the first time, Ying didn't think he could make a perfect product. From the very beginning, this was an experimental product, just to lay the foundation for the birth of the real Thunder General.

Following the completion of Yingmiaoshou Tiancheng, a lifelike and exquisite doll appeared in everyone's sight.

【Kaya: Oh, it turns out that these are stragglers】

[Abedo: Like a mechanical creation, it is exquisite! A great work of art

【Thoma: Everyone, I found a Huadian】

【Young Master: Come and listen】

【Thoma: Damn, Lord Thor seems to have missed something, the details that we men have, the stragglers don't have it!】

As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked.

Mond City.

Qin seemed to understand something.

Although Qin is actually a young girl, her best friend, Lisa, is an old driver.

Often chat with her about men.

So she didn't understand those things.

After hearing what Thomas said, Jean immediately covered Keli's eyes, otherwise she would check it out of curiosity, lest Keli say why the stragglers don't have little hiccups

But Qin was also very curious, watching the live broadcast.

Sure enough, I found out.

Skirmishers really don't exist!

Not only Qin, everyone in the chat group followed Thomas' words and looked somewhere, and found that the puppet made by General Thunder lacked key details!

But this detail is crucial to any boy.

【Thoma: Everyone, I am not mistaken, there are no details about stragglers】

[Arataki Yidou: @Thomas, yours is the details]

【Kamili Ayato: Absolutely, what gender is the straggler?】

【Lisa: Is there no cute boy? This is also the first time I see my sister】

[Walnut: In terms of universal rationality, if you don’t have one, you’re not a man

【Zhongli: ..………】

【Qiye: @Wendy, I'm curious, you are the incarnation of a wind elf, are you male or female】

【Wendy: Who does the president look down on? I, Barbatos, am an upright man】

【Thoma: Boys, isn't it better?】

[Wendy: My gender is not the point, the point is whether the scattered soldiers are male or female? On this point, only the scattered body creators have the most say @雷神】

【Vulcan: @雷神】

【Water God: @雷神】

In the chat group, there was a heated discussion about the gender of the stragglers.

At first glance, the skirmisher looks like a boy, but he doesn't have the characteristics of a boy.

So in an instant, it sparked heated discussions among everyone in the chat group.

The skirmishers turned red with anger.

This group of people actually pointed fingers at him for not having this matter, it's so damn hateful!

In his eyes, anger was burning fiercely.

Blatantly teasing himself and keeping his design flaws in three sentences, this made the stragglers feel a great humiliation!

After being created by Thor, looking at the entire Tevat, he is a strong man who is unrivaled in the world.

Even without the eyes of gods, those arrogances with the eyes of gods have been trampled under his feet one after another. His real strength is second only to the seven gods!

However, at this moment, he was being teased so much that his face was thrown under his feet!

This made the skirmishers furious.

so insulting.

It was the first time he suffered!

"Thomas, Barbatos, Nanaya...Arataki Ichito!"

"Sooner or later, I will kill you all!"

The skirmisher gritted his teeth, chewing on the names of those who laughed at him.

These people blatantly mocked him, how dare they be so unscrupulous!

"The day you take me to become a god, it must be your day of death!"

"I will pay you back a hundredfold!"

At this moment, the stragglers have been dazzled by anger.

If it weren't for the person blocked by the screen, he would have wanted to go to the other end of the chat group and strangle everyone to death.

Tianshou Pavilion.

Lei Shenying had nothing to explain about this matter.

When she made skirmishers, she didn't think too much about it. In order to save materials, she didn't have the idea of ​​making that thing at the beginning of the design.

But did not expect.

There are many @her in the chat group, and even a few gods are curious about it.

This made Ying feel that he had to explain himself.

[Shadow: From the very beginning, I did not intend to design its gender, and in order to save materials and time, so many places are too late to do it]

【Kujo Sala: Therefore, skirmishers are genderless】

【Shadow: That's right】

【Diluque: Hmph, is this the executive officer of the Fools? It's really interesting】

[Young Master: Don’t take me with you, I’m an upright man, not like some puppets

【Abedo: Don't take me with you either, when I was created, my master considered these details for me】

【Xingqiu: Wow, I thought this kind of person would only appear in novels, but I didn’t expect reality to be more illogical than novels】

[Alice: @可利, remember, don’t play with people who don’t even know their gender]

【Kelly: Got it】

Seeing the content of the chat, the stragglers were furious.

To his dismay, Thor admitted that his gender hadn't been set, and he had no way of disproving it.

After all, for the same artificial human, Abedo has a design that he does not have.

This is very enviable.

The misery of the stragglers is far from over.

Because the system played the screen, the question has not started yet!

When the live broadcast ended, the system asked questions.

【Question: What was the original name of Skirmishers?】

【A: Lei Benwei】

【B: Reisma】

【C: General Lei】

【D: Thunder Cannon】

[Hint: Q&A starts, 60-second countdown, and the number of people who can answer is limited to 10]

Seeing these four options, the skirmisher's expression froze at that moment.

He knows what his name is.

The country collapsed.

In fact, it means cannon.

But Skirmisher never wanted to admit such a stupid name. He felt that since Thunder God designed him to become the current General Thunder, his original name should be C—General Thunder!

In any case, even stragglers feel that D is the most likely.

But he rejected this kind of name very much in his heart, so he chose the option he wanted in his heart.

Inazuma's castle tower.

Ying saw the title and was taken aback for a moment.

Because the skirmisher has been abandoned for too long, Ying somewhat forgot the name of the skirmisher when it was originally designed.

But she still remembers the word 'National Beng'.

It should be called the cannon.

Ray Cannon...

Uh, why is the name I chose so ugly.

Raytheon himself felt a little bit like complaining.

After thinking about it, it is a failure after all, the name was chosen randomly, it is really not a matter of personal taste.

Chat group.

【Arataki Ichito: Fuck, who the hell knows?】

【Xingqiu: I think it's General Lei, right?】

【Kujo Sala: I think so too】

Jiujo Suoluo knew very well that the puppet inhabited by Lord Thunder God's soul is called General Thunder and Lightning.

Then the straggler should also take a similar name.

There are quite a few people who think the same way in the chat group.

But in Naruto Shrine.

The pink-haired fox showed a charming smile.

"National collapse, doesn't it mean cannon?"

"This question is very easy, choose D!"

Soon, the rush to answer was over.

【Correct answer: D】

[Huanglong Yidou: Damn, were the stragglers originally called Lei Dapao? Fortunately, my uncle is smart and didn't choose]

【Xingqiu: Unbelievable, @散兵, I will call you Big Pao from now on】

【Scatterers: Whoever called me Da Pao, I will kill him!】

【Kaya: Brother Cannon, how are you】

【Xiaogong: The name is not bad, Cannon big brother】

【Arataki Ichito: Lei Dapao, your mother is calling you to go home for dinner!】

blanched!!!

The straggler suddenly had nothing to love in his whole life.

He called himself a transcendent, and planned to give himself an awesome name after ascending to the throne of God.

Unexpectedly, because of the system, everyone knew his nickname.

Even if he becomes a god in the future, what other gods are called the wind god Barbatos or the rock king emperor, they are majestic and majestic. But he is called the God of Cannons, who can stand that!

0 looking for flowers……………

The stragglers really want to die.

In the chat group.

The happiest thing is the son.

Call you fucking pretend, and say you want to beat the president violently.

It's all right now, it's sanctioned by the system.

Now, do you know who started this system?

【Yan Fei: I really didn't expect it to be this name, my friends and I were shocked! 】

【Young Master: Thunder God actually gave such an earthy name to the stragglers. Is this making me laugh to death?】

[Jiujo Sala: @公子, don't be rude! 】

That being said.

But Jiujo Sala is also very uncomfortable.

Because she thought it was impossible for Lord Thunder God to go with such a stupid name as Lei Dapao, so she chose C, and she would be punished by the system.

[System punishment: Jiutiao Sala cos General Thunderbolt for seven days]

[System punishment: within one month, everyone who sees the straggler will automatically call him by his nickname]

See this punishment.

Kujo Sala's face was filled with joy.

This... This is not so much a punishment, but a great reward!

Speaking of it, Jiujo Sala admires Lord Thunder God very much, but cosplaying Thunder God is definitely a treasonous thing.

But if it is a system punishment, then you can do it with confidence.

but.

Kujo Sara looked calm, restrained his emotions a little bit, and couldn't be too excited, otherwise it would become a

Everyone shouted and beaten like Albert.

【Shadow: May I ask, what does 'cos' mean?】

【Qiye: Well, it’s almost similar to ‘acting’】

[Yun Jin: Just like opera, the demeanor, tone, clothing, and even temperament must be similar to the characters of Legendary to achieve the effect of interpretation, I understand that right]

【Qiye: It can be understood in this way】

【Shadow: It sounds complicated, I don't think anyone can play me】

[Qiye: Let’s start with the simplest one, similar in shape but not in spirit, approaching from appearance or clothing, the system should also pass the judgment]

【Shadow: That’s how it is, it’s really simple】

[Kujo Sala: I'm sorry General, I...]

【Shadow: Since it is the punishment of the system, then follow suit. I will ask someone to send the general another set of clothes.

[Nine Jojo Sala: Subordinates are grateful]

Seeing that Thor didn't blame him, he sent a set of clothes.

Kujo Sala was about to jump up excitedly.

Thanks system.

Thank you Chairman!

Thanks skirmishers!

Let her have this chance to cosplay General Thunder!

Another day, she will treat the president to dinner!

Facing the system's punishment this time, Jiujo Suoluo is simply too happy, isn't it?

Although he was only wearing the same clothes as Lord Thunder God, Qiu Longgeluo was already very satisfied.

It's a pity that the punishment time is too short.

It is different from Kujo Sala happily receiving the punishment.

The punishment of stragglers made him feel like he had taken a bite.

what the hell!!!

For the next month, everyone who saw him would automatically call him by his nickname. The system wanted his life!

Faced with this situation, the stragglers all wanted to escape to an uninhabited cave and hide for a few days.

at this time.

His subordinate, Thunder Hammer of Fools, came over.

As the only glory of the thunder system before the god of thunder was up, the thunder hammer opened his mouth as soon as he came up.

"Master Cannon!"

Brother Lei Chui broke out in a cold sweat, what happened to him just now, why did he call the boss by his nickname in a strange way.

It's over.

He has already felt a surge of murderous intent suddenly rising from the skirmishers!

As soon as these words came out, the stragglers wanted to kill people.

But he told himself to calm down!

calm!

This is the punishment of the system and has nothing to do with his little brother.

"What's wrong?"

The skirmisher was in a bad mood, and his face could even be said to be a little hideous.

"It is so, for my lord...

Lei Hammer took a deep breath, feeling his tongue a little knotted.

But fortunately, he finally finished his sentence, "Master Executive Officer, Lord 'Rooster' asked you to go there."

"What happened?"

The stragglers were a little impatient.

Even though the Fools are an organization, each executive has a great degree of freedom and can completely disobey the orders of other executives.

In other words, even the chief executive officer cannot mobilize him.

Whether to go there or not depends purely on his mood.

But what Brother Lei Hammer said next.

The pupils of the scattered soldiers shrank suddenly.

"Your Majesty the Queen, show up and return!".