Zerg Swinger

My emotions tell me: I like him.

But what do I like him?

Xi Tian stroked the terminal on his right wrist and asked himself.

Since childhood, he has liked many people and many things. For example, in adolescence, intern teachers who dressed up and acted with unique charm. For example, his former partner, who loves horse racing, is always an energetic sub-female.

But later, he no longer liked it.

Like comes from impulse. When people are on impulse, they are passionate and willing to make any irrational choices. The passion fades, and it becomes boring and boring again. I bought something impulsively, and after I bought it, I played with it for a while, and the freshness passed away and was thrown aside.

Likes that stem from impulsiveness will eventually become plain.

This is the lesson Xi Tian has summed up with countless experiences.

"The one you ordered is a bit bitter." Xi Tian glanced at Ellis's coffee.

Ellis has sorted out his emotions at this time: "Yes, refreshing or refreshing."

Xi Tian saw the female in front of her adjust her posture, forming an elegant posture. The female smiled politely, with no smile lines on the corners of her eyes, crossed her hands and placed her fingers on the table gently, rubbing her thumb against the tiger's mouth slightly.

He was nervous and tried to ease the tension.

Xi Tian: "You are late," Xi Tian raised the terminal and took a look. "It's three minutes late. Is your home far away?"

Ellis: "Home is not here, I live in the army dormitory."

Xi Tian: "Are you a soldier?"

Ellis: "Yes, 25 years old, now the fourth army, rank captain. I thought Guangmin gave this information."

Xi Tian: "I've been to the army before, and it doesn't take long to go back and forth by aircraft."

Ellis: "I haven't been to the city for a long time, and I don't know when the air passages were equipped with traffic lights and speed limits. When I came, I encountered three red lights. If it were the same as before, I could have arrived early. "

The waiter came up, and Ellis turned his head to thank him.

Ellis took a sip of coffee and was still holding the coffee cup when he put down the coffee. The bitter taste made him sigh slowly, leaned back against the back of the chair, and adjusted his sitting posture slightly.

Ellis: "I haven't talked about you yet"

"You don't need to know something about me."

These words made Ellis frown almost invisible.

Xi Tian went straight to the topic: "I currently need to get married. Therefore, the blind date is based on marriage, and my character has no problem getting along with ordinary people. Therefore, I think it is necessary to get to know my significant other before getting married. I will show it to you. You can answer some questions truthfully."

This kind of arrogant attitude made Ellis almost want to leave, but etiquette prevented him from doing so.

Xi Tian took out a piece of paper and pen and handed it to Ellis. The above is the ten questions before marriage downloaded on the largest marriage forum. Even the title has not been changed. Ellis has read this on the female gossip website, and they are all quite satisfactory questions. Rules to the female waiter code version 3.0 summarized on the Internet has a set of answers for a long time.

"1. What do you think about the matter of centering on the male lord after marriage?"

"2. What do you think about the issue of the male lord having a lover outside"

"3. What do you think of being a female king or a female servant?"

"4. What do you think of the phenomenon that the female resigns at home after marriage, takes care of the housework, takes care of the family, and serves the male master?"

"5. Can you accept some physical use of props in sexual intercourse, and how do you treat the physical harm caused by the use of props."

"6. How much do you have in your account now, what is your monthly salary, and how much subsidy the government will pay to the military female account after you get married. If you stay at home after marriage, how can you earn household income?"

"7. What do you think of the phenomenon that young larvae are only raised by females"

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These questions made Ellis couldn't help but glance at the opposite male in surprise. There are many reasons why females are not satisfied with their marriages.

The first two questions are good, they are the original questions. The next three questions confuse Ellis: "Isn't it the attitude of the male to become a female king or a female servant? Resign at home? There are fewer people who still work after marriage. Intercourse... well, isn't it at the will of the male master."

Ellis sipped a big sip of coffee, and the bitterness might have played a role, making him more sane, but the male on the other side was still sitting and didn't reply at all.

Ellis asked to be boring, pursed his lips, and continued to look at the following questions. The remaining five questions were purely about income, personality, preferences, living habits and other practical questions, which were quite easy to answer. He finished writing quickly and handed it back to the opposite male. At the same time, carefully monitor his attitude.

After experiencing unexpected problems, facing the remaining simple questions about your actual situation greatly reduces the possibility of lying.

Xi Tian first looked at the account deposits and monthly salary, which was considered middle and upper among the people he had met. Looking at his personality preferences, it is also the introverted and quiet type he likes (after all, people with this personality fit his personality best).

Continuing to look up, Xi Tian used a pen to draw a big circle on the three, four or five questions. I think this person is the last one he met today, and it might be better to go out and chat together.

Seeing the big circle that Xiongzi drew, Ellis, for some reason, the experience of being rejected before appeared before him.

Then, the male on the opposite side actually stood up.

Ellis stood up abruptly, realizing his reckless behavior, he quickly touched his nose in embarrassment, and sat down quickly.

Seeing his behavior, Xi Tian couldn't help being amused.

He put the paper in the folder, picked up his jacket, and said, "You accompany me out for a walk."

When he was about to walk out of the cafe, Ellis still looked unconscious, Xi Tian reminded him: "You go and settle the coffee bill."

"Oh...ah! Good."

When Ellis returned, Xi Tian, ​​wearing a jacket, stood at the door, as long as jade.

Ellis couldn't help but wonder, "I read the bill, why is there only me on it?"

There were a few smile lines on Xi Tian's upturned eyes, "Before you came, the last person settled the bill for me."

The Saming River originates from the Tangdong Snow Mountain, the main peak of the Lasso Mountains on the Shengla Plateau. It is also the birthplace of Chongxing’s ancient civilization, which has a history of tens of thousands of years. Flowing through the five cities and two cities of Chongxing.

One of the two cities is Siming City, the highest capital of Chongxing.

They gradually walked to the Siming Bridge, the most famous bridge in Siming City. This bridge was suspended from the water by tens of thousands of steel cables. It is currently the longest suspension bridge on Chongxing.

Xi Tian: "I read your answer, and the answers inside are very regular. They are in accordance with the third edition of the Code of Waitresses, right?"

Ellis: "...You are a male, why do you want to read a book that a female wants to read?"

Xi Tian: "Isn't it just written for people to see? What kind of male and female are there?"

Ellis: "That's right. You are not the same as the males I have met."

Xi Tian: "Hey, what's the difference?"

Ellis: "You are very polite, and they are spoiled by the little sun, delicate and arrogant."

Xi Tian: "...I have never heard females describe males like this. Are you honest?"

Xi Tian gritted his teeth, he really hadn't heard many small things about males from female mouths.

Xi Tian: "I am very curious now, what do you think of the third, fourth and fifth questions in the ten questions."

"Um..." Ellis hesitated, but the expectation in the male gaze before him was so sincere.

He has never been the obedient type favored by the male, because he doesn't want to get married and doesn't care that he will offend the male.

Anyway, they won't meet again after this time. So, nonsense is okay.

"I don't know what other people think. I like the army very much. I was an orphan since I was a child. The society raised me. I think I deserve to give back to this society and defend this country. Although I am ordinary, I also love her deeply."

Ellis let out a sigh of relief, turned around, and cast his eyes on the river beyond the Siming Bridge. At that time, the sunset was setting, and the red sunset glowed half of the sky and the water below.

"I've thought about the female monarch, the female servant, no matter which one, as long as you enter the marriage, you will push the female worm into the fire pit.

The family is stable and the society is stable. This is the slogan that has always been preached, but if there are no soldiers on the battlefield to defend, no adventurers who risk their lives to open up the unknown interstellar, no scientific workers who work tirelessly in the field of research, no advanced technology, no With the guarantee of military force and without a broad market, can this society really prosper and operate stably? Can it really continue to attract outstanding people from other planets to emigrate the insects?

But why is there a marriage? It forces females to give up creating the future and return to the most primitive human care. Isn't this a waste of Chongxing's advanced technology?

I really don't understand why they are willing to give up the freedom of being single and go into the fire pit of marriage, why they are willing to give up the privileged treatment and insist on struggling in the sea of ​​hardship. No one wants to endure hardship, but why do married women say ‘enduring hardship is blessing’?

Wouldn't life be better without suffering?

I hope to take the initiative in marriage in my own hands. Joining the army is the fastest way for civilians to gain autonomy in marriage. As long as the first two years of staying in the camp, waiting for the opportunity to go to war and explore extraterrestrials, and accumulate enough military merit, sooner or later will be able to get rid of this trap. "

Ellis vomited quickly, but turned to see the male next to him with a thoughtful look.

The evening wind was warm, but after calming down, he was in a cold sweat again.

It doesn't matter, everything doesn't matter.

Anyway, they won't meet again.

The author has something to say:

Ellis [Curious]: Why did you say the first words to me on the first blind date with that kind of domineering attitude?

Xi Tian [remembering hard] [remembering] [helpless]: I spoke politely to other females, each of them thought it was annoying to me, so they had to put on the attitude of the male ‘should have’