Zerg Swinger

Kovaro is a staff member of the divorce office. The divorce office and the registry office are separated by a wall. In the morning, the department's intranet upgraded with a small malfunction. He could only come to the registry machine to upload information.

Going home from get off work in the evening, I found out the terminal and searched for today's topic in the forum.

A red "hot" tag post immediately attracted his attention.

"On the eve of getting the certificate, the newlyweds kissed passionately!!"

The nickname of the poster is "Eisen's Luo". He is a grassroots government employee who often shares the strange things he has encountered in his work. He is very popular in this forum that loves tea and rice.

This title is not attractive, but the poster itself is an attractive golden sign.

The text is very concise, it is too late, watch the video, remember that black hair is a male, brown hair is a female!

[video]

The video shows the familiar environment where Covaro has worked for three years. Among the couples who are waiting in pairs, the middle pair has outstanding temperament, and the black hair is particularly stunning. He looks to the right hand side, muttering something in his mouth, with an angry expression on his face. , The brown hair standing behind the black hair is a bit taller, but the head is straight down, one hand is holding the black hair in the arms, something is said in the mouth, the black hair is pulled over the brown hair, hugging like a person, yes So I just kissed. After kissing for a long time, when the brown hair was let go, his legs couldn't stand firmly. As soon as he turned away, he hid behind the black hair. The black hair turned his back to the camera and hugged the brown hair with one hand. He didn't know what he was doing with his left hand.

After a while, the two walked into the registry office.

Kovaro was dumbfounded. He watched it several times, even staring at the progress bar to time the kiss. The result made him slap his tongue, which is simply the hottest of the year.

Are young husbands now so open?

Kovaro thought about it carefully and saw that the shooting light was in the morning, but he had never seen this pair in his impression. Can't help feeling that I missed a big show!

The following replies are varied:

Don't believe in pie:

"Hahahahahahaha, the original poster is an actor who has spent much money to hire. How can a male be so close to a female? It's too late to dislike it."

"You don’t want me, it’s impossible to be a male son. The male sons are hot and petite. They are almost'brown hair' on the video. Ps: Aisen, you are colorblind. It's not brown, yes. Linen!"

"Hold the grass, Aisen, you are sure that this is not a brown hair, a female, or a sub-female, so how can it be that I am defending my home and defending the country. How could such a gentleman exist?"

Nymphomaniac:

"God, the black hair is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, there is actually a handsome male than a female, my God, I haven't seen one in thirty years."

"Hey eh eh! It turns out that the lz coordinate is in Siming!

I have seen this male, and I saw it when I went to the supermarket this summer. The male’s face is super beautiful. I stayed there when I saw it. The male is much shorter than me. I asked if I could help him get the most from me twice. The nuts on the upper shelf spoke super softly, and the male child disappeared in return. He went to the supermarket many times in the second half of the year but never encountered TvT again. "

"It's a crooked topic, shouldn't the point be: this world really has the same vigorous female and male as in fairy tales?!"

There are also rationalists:

"As a medical student, I found the textbooks before the end of the term. According to the census data recorded in the last ten years, the height of a male can reach the height of a female, but 5-10% of males are possible. Minister of National Defense Ye Qing, you guys are scared to death."

Demonstration faction:

Cody Ledi: "My wife and I were at the scene today, waiting to receive the marriage certificate. I was stunned by the pair who watched the whole process.

The process is like this. A pair of male and female come out. The male is a typical male image. When he came out, he thought that the black hair was a female, and somehow he almost fought with the black hair, followed by the female and the brown hair.

You see what the male child was talking about at first, it was he was cursing... cursing, and then the brown-haired came up to comfort him, my female was watching from the sidelines with a cold sweat, and my sub-female was really and pinched to me when she was angry. Bite (seems to expose something--), and the two kissed each other inexplicably! !

You can't see the end of the video, I can see it! Black hair draws on the hands of the brown hair? ?

draw? ?

They did it before the video timeline! ! The black hair pulls the brown hair and draws on others' hands.

It's so sweet! ! (My Asian female's roar)

Don't ask me why I remember so clearly, my sub-female is Yan control! ! Seeing that his male son instantly turned into a fanaticism, my marriage partner would be gone if I didn't tighten it up! ! "

Cody Ledi is an elderly person in the forum, a famous bisexual, has a fixed sub-female partner, and is committed to distributing dog food all the year round and renewing the daily love without interruption. I only posted yesterday that the proposal was successful, and I will testify to others in this post today.

Cody Ledi is a semi-public female, and his words have always been known for being truthful. The voice of disbelief was quickly suppressed, and there was a voice of envy, and some tried to inquire about the identity of the male, and asked if he could use a female waiter to do it. Soon, the first floor was built with a very tall middle building. .

The atmosphere of the post was exceptionally harmonious. There were a few fierce words of wishful thinking and sour females who were quickly attacked by everyone, and the atmosphere was full of joy.

There are hundreds of pages in this post. Covaro has mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he has to climb every floor to get comfortable, but this time there are too many pages. He did some psychological work for himself, turned directly to the last page and intended to reply, but the style of painting changed suddenly afterwards:

"Let me just say, how could it be a male and a female? It is impossible for a male to make such an inconsistent behavior. The big cap is taken away. Maybe it is an immigrant from which star to pretend to be a male, disgusting not disgusting."

"Ls calm, can't speak, and discriminate against races outside the insect planet. Be careful with the big cap and send the courier to your home along the network cable."

"Every female is still shamelessly saying happiness, if I want me to say that black hair is a female disguised as a male, and the weak trash catches up. I think it just wants to be angry. Cody Ledi, how much do you charge the film company for the benefits? I used to like you quite a bit.

Haha, wait two days for the film and television company to announce that the newcomer Xiao Xianrou will make his debut! "

Kovaro was embarrassed by this direction. He had to re-turn the page from the place where he had just broken off. He quickly turned the page and complained about the big forum. He didn’t just look at the host’s function. As for his perseverance. Next, I found this key turning point:

Eisen’s Luo: "I thought this was just a pure and affectionate couple. How could I think of it. I was too young, too impatient, and too impatient. If I wait a little longer, you will be like me now. , At a loss for the direction of the matter, confused and confused.

It didn’t take long for the protagonist of the video to hear a high-pitched and high-penetrating alarm sound, and then the little brother I had a crush on with the big cap, so white, big eyes and bright eyes, and his colleague walked in with a serious face, my legs So soft!

Back to the topic, the little brother and his three colleagues escorted out the two people who had just entered, and kept walking out the door.

Where is this going? ?

The most important thing is that my little brother glared at me, scaring my hand tied to the terminal to tremble. It's not my fault to turn on the video mode when I see something new, it's my subconscious habit.

In order to protect my little brother's face, I won't play the video. Just put a picture.

[picture]"

The picture shows four people wearing uniforms and big caps surrounded by black and brown hair from the back.

After this floor, the comments immediately exploded, and there were all kinds of speculations.

Kovaro recalled that he heard a sharp siren in the morning. He was drinking coffee and was so startled by the sharp siren that he burned his tongue. It's still aching.

It was a pity that he missed a good show around him on such an ordinary day.

Kovaro continued to look for the answer he wanted to see with a little gossip that everyone has.

“It’s just a few planets that look alike to the Chongxing. The only thing that resembles Tatar is the Blue Star. However, no matter how similar it looks, the genetic test during the physical examination will never be overwhelming. It is more likely that the cosmic refugees want to be Chongxing has mixed identities."

"Mixing identity? You too look down on the ID card of Chongxing, a tertiary planet. I tell you, as a registry staff, machine alarms are really common. Don't think that the pre-marital medical examination is just a simple report of the matching degree. It extracts each of your past physical examination reports from the brain for comparison and checks your physical changes. The purpose of mandatory annual physical examination).

The original meaning of premarital examination is to be responsible for both parties to the marriage.

(Important!) But if the pre-marital physical examination data does not match the previous recorded data fluctuation record, or the previous record is lacking, or the non-chittering human gene, the machine will call the police.

Therefore, taken away by the cap, 1. Machine failure, 2. Loss of past data, 3. Non-Zhongxingren. "

Seeing such a rational analysis, Kovaro nodded in satisfaction, as if he had become a monk who mastered the highest truth, and went to the kitchen to find out the remaining fans yesterday, intending to make a pot of hot and sour noodles. Min Si separated out from thinking about the things in the post, but was soon drooled by the hot and sour soup boiled in the pot.

The author has something to say:

Change the update time to morning, 11 o'clock (if not posted, continue to push back).

In order to force myself to change from going to bed late and getting up late (to ruin the day), I also tried