Zerg’s Dress As a Popular Lover

There are three key periods in a male's life: the cub period, the juvenile period, and the nesting period.

Male cubs in the cub stage, the fragility of their bodies, means that their elders and relatives should always be with them; male cubs in the juvenile stage are sensitive and delicate in mind, eager for more emotional care and care, but during the nesting period?

The nesting period of males requires females.

Especially in the first nesting period of adulthood, females who have the opportunity to accompany the males through the first nesting period are often the default male females.

In other words, the main reason why the original host David’s matchmaking show was held vigorously and lively, the most important reason is that the females want to compete for the right to accompany during the first nesting period, and they want to reach the sky in one step. The female of the male worm.

Of course, if it doesn’t, it’s good to be able to get close to the adult male and show your face, and you can’t get a female king or a female servant.

It's a pity that the final result of many females is no result, and now, when they don't know, when many military females are trying to climb up with dreams, David is an adult.

One year after adulthood, when the first nesting period was about to usher in, he quietly planned to spend the most critical ten days of his insect life on a trip with ulterior motives.

President Paul's whole worm is not good. He trembles his paws, raises and falls several times, and finally he can only say viciously: "Say! Tell me honestly! You! When did you plan?"

David’s face was a little hot, and it took him a long time to see Grandpa Paul’s unavoidable sight. He confessed: “The travel plan was set half a year ago. However, the arrangement for the nesting period was on the day of my adulthood. , I...have this idea."

"...You are only an adult, so you want to be so far? The first nesting period is usually between one year and three years after adulthood... No, I mean, since you are an adult, you think about it early. During the nesting period, shouldn't you just start to select females..."

Speaking of this, President Paul had a distorted expression and gritted his teeth, "Is this little **** Pei Shisan who has no good intentions and started hooking up with you early? Humph! I know that there is a dad like a female queen, for sure. Sick stomach!"

"...Grandpa Paul, you think too much, I..."

"Okay, don't you need to say, I don't know yet? I saw it with my own eyes when the queen abducted Little Norn, but I didn't expect that the baby he gave birth to now is so shameless!"

"Paul..."

"Shut up!" President Paul gave David an angry glance, and hummed, "You stupid male cub, let me tell you, females, especially military females, don’t have many good things. , Especially things that are easy to get!"

"Cough." The Renfell people couldn't help but cough slightly, and to be fair, "Why should the male master be partial? There are still many military females who are excellent in insect quality and strength."

"How much is a lot? Ten or eight?"

"...The male lord, the number of military females in the latest statistics this year has exceeded one billion."

The subtext of this sentence is, how can it be impossible to have only ten or eight excellent selections of insects?

However, President Paul didn’t listen to Renfell’s euphemistic rebuttal. He babbled and talked ill of a military woman with David, and finally described in detail the dark history of His Majesty Norn, and this noble His Majesty’s Zerg’s silly white sweetness was deceived by all kinds of vivid expressions, vivid and vivid.

"Snee!"

"Snee!"

His Majesty Norn sneezed two abruptly, making the feminine female beside her worried that she was going to be bad, so she jumped out of bed in a panic and ran out of the room to call the royal doctor.

The bedroom, which was full of ambiguous atmosphere, immediately disappeared as the cold wind blew after the door opened.

Naturally, the little thought that came out of His Majesty Noen after more than half a year of cultivation and health, was gone.

"Your Majesty~" The feminine lady, barefoot, found the doctor, but didn't want to. Her Majesty Nuo, who was supposed to be lying on the bed and waiting for the doctor to see her, was dressed neatly and looked like she was leaving.

"Your Majesty, Rouer knows that you are busy with official duties, but your body is the most important thing."

As she spoke, the sub-female who claimed to be Rou'er had her eyes flushed, and sadly grabbed Her Majesty Noen's arm. She was afraid that the next second, His Majesty Noen would become sick and belch immediately.

His Majesty Norn still eats Rou'er on weekdays. Of course, he doesn’t mind giving face to the sub-female, and staying here, watching the stars and moon together at night, talking about philosophy of life from poetry and poetry...

However, today I don't know how, His Majesty Norn is inexplicable in his heart, and he always feels as if some **** is scolding himself.

Is it the old stubborn people in the parliament?

Or is a certain nobleman who has eaten enough and started to want to make a moth?

or-

Pei Zhi, that stinky boy, whose **** was so painful that he didn't dare to scold the female, could he greet him as a male father in his heart?

The more he thought about it, the more his Majesty Noen felt that the last possibility was extremely great. With that, he became more determined to leave. In Rouer's worrying tears, he did not forget to tell the doctor to keep up. Next, left here quickly.

The imperial doctor is an old worm in the palace. He is too old to follow His Majesty Noen to be gentle.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty... Huhu-Your Majesty -"

His Majesty Noen paused, his eyes hesitated on the old arms and legs of the imperial doctor, and finally considering Pei Zhi's situation, he still didn't let the old imperial doctor go back like this.

"Arrange the hovering car, I'll go..."

"Father." The sudden sound of footsteps, accompanied by a familiar voice, interrupted His Majesty Noen's words.

His Majesty Noen frowned when he looked at Pei Yu who was striding over, "What's the matter?"

Pei Yu glanced at the surrounding worms. In a short time, one of them counted one, and he quickly retreated to a hundred meters away. Even the old doctor who was still clutching his legs and panting was being guarded by two clever guards. The insects backed away together.

His Majesty Norn raised his eyebrows when he saw this, but he didn't feel very angry, but it was inevitable that he felt a little...not feeling.

My eldest son is very good in all aspects. He was a bit frizzy and thoughtless five years ago. Now five years later, he has transformed into perfection.

Unfortunately, it is a female.

Pei Yu didn't know that his father was sorry for his sex. After he confirmed that there were no worms around him, he went straight to the point and stated his purpose of coming: "Thirteenth must travel with David, father, I hope you Can stop them!"

"…travel?"

"Yes, travel."

"Where to go?"

Pei Yu was stunned by the question, looked at His Majesty Noen suspiciously, but still answered honestly: "I mean by Thirteen, he intends to be in Capital Star for the first ten days and to Shuilan Star for the last ten days. Ten days have not yet been decided."

"Shuilanxing?" His Majesty Noon pondered, and then asked, "How did you think of going to Shuilanxing? It's not a good place to travel."

"...Father, Aquastar's first medical university is David's first choice for admission."

"The First Medical University? Oh, yes, yes, why did I forget this school. Little David is a good seedling of medicine. Compared with the Department of Military Medicine of the First Military Academy, it is better to let him study at the First Medical University." The future. Not bad! Paul, an old thing...cough."

His Majesty Noon coughed heavily, pretending not to bring out some words that should not be said in front of the eldest son, and said lightly, "The arrangement of thirteen is still very good, but as a male father, I recommend him not to waste ten days. I’m in the Capital Star, so I can play here after David’s holiday, so that’s just enough for 20 days, um—"

"Go to the Magpie Bridge Star. The Magpie Bridge Star is also relatively close to the Aqua Blue Star. Twenty days will not be enough. It is not bad to stay at the Magpie Bridge Star for a few more days."

Magpie Bridge Star, the Zerg is famous for... Honeymoon Planet.

The corner of Pei Yu's mouth twitched. If he didn't understand that his father and his emperor had completely opposite thoughts at this time, then he should go back to wash and sleep as soon as possible.

What did you do when you got the news early in the morning?

Is it possible that I really came to see my male father and a certain sub-female sticky...

When the Asian female named Rou'er sounded, Pei Yu's scalp was numb, and he quickly coughed, and brought some bad memories to his mind, and said with a serious face: "Father, there is one thing, I think it is necessary to tell again. You once."

"Oh? What's the matter?"

"Father, do you remember the death of Bieber Steve? According to site surveys, he died in David's hands!"

The word David was bitten extremely hard by Pei Yu, and he emphasized it strongly, as if he wanted to use this to let his family watch the stars, watch the moon, talk about poetry, and sing the father, who has too much philosophy of life, and his mind is clearer.

But he didn't want to. His Majesty Noon just smiled and asked instead: "So, because of this, you want to dismantle Thirteen and David?"

"It's not dismantling, I just think... you should be more cautious about traveling."

"Traveling?" His Majesty Noon finally grasped the key point in his eldest son's words, and said with a weird expression. unfavorable?"

Pei Yu nodded with a serious face.

His Majesty Noon, His Majesty Noon was silent for three full minutes, and finally looked at the elder son who was still full of seriousness, and finally had to admit that his eldest son was not perfect.

At least, most males would not like...a female with such a peculiar brain circuit.

Pei Brain Circuit Qingqi Yu, after being ruthlessly refused to help by His Majesty Noen, he could only call back the communication of his father and mother. At that time, the female queen was teaching Pei Zichen, and the communication came in suddenly, and with a straightforward sentence, it made Pei Zichen, who was carrying some kind of careful thinking, exploded!

"Big brother, what did you just say? What do you want the father to do for you?" Pei Zichen snorted coldly, "Big brother, how could there be a saying in Ancient Earth, I would rather demolish a temple than destroy a relative!"

"...Why are you here?" Pei Yu frowned.

Pei Zichen put on a cold face: "What does it have to do with you?"

Pei Yu was upset, and was about to reprimand, when she was interrupted by a heavy cough from the female queen.

"Father," Pei Yu respectfully shows a bit of estrangement, and inevitably brings a bit of anticipation in the estrangement, "David's situation is a bit special, I hope you can adopt my opinion."

"Don't even think about it! Father, you said you want to help me. If you don't mean anything...I, I will immediately quit the burden!"

When Pei Zichen finished speaking, she slapped her head on her head. The female queen said with a cold face, "In this case, I don't want to listen to it a second time."

"...I know, I will be a major general of the Seventh Army, and strive to carry forward the spirit of the Seventh Army. But father, you have to say it!"

"Have I ever lied to you?"

Pei Zichen's aquamarine eyes immediately looked deeply at his father and mother, rolled his eyes wide, looked at the ceiling, and stopped talking.

The female queen was taken aback, and finally seemed to think of something, raised her hand to her lips, pretending to clear her throat, took out a small medicine bottle from the space button and threw it over.

"Take it, I'll give it to you."

"what?"

"Useful stuff."

Pei Zichen played with the small medicine bottle in his hand and wanted to open it, but soon thought of something, his face flushed, and immediately put the small medicine bottle into his pocket, then took the car key from the coffee table, and strode forward. gone.

As he walked, he waved his hand and said, "Father, I will consult with you when I come back, bye."

"Wait!" the female queen said, "There are many tourists in Magpie Bridge Star. Book a hotel in advance, understand?"

What?

Why does this sound weird?

Pei Yu on the other side of the communication screen frowned, always feeling as if he had heard the ulterior motives in his father's words.

Pei Zichen, who had ulterior motives, immediately mixed his left foot with his right foot and almost fell directly. He blushed and said loudly, "Oh", and jumped directly into the hovering car. He could no longer see it in the blink of an eye.

Xu was a guilty conscience. When Pei Zichen picked up the little male worm, he always felt that President Paul looked at his eyes very unfriendly.

If it is said that on weekdays, President Paul looks like he is watching a bastard, then this time, watching him is like watching a bug dealer, who should be directly executed by the military court.

Could it be that his own misconduct was seen through by the old fox-like President Paul?

Thinking of this possibility, Pei Zichen couldn't help but glance at what he was wearing. Well, a white shirt with black trousers was absolutely simple and not a bag, let alone seduced or suspected.

So, is it an expression?

David saw that the expression on his face was getting more and more serious, getting higher and colder, and getting more and more abnormal, and the corners of his lips were slightly pursed, revealing a radian, but such a radian came into contact with Grandpa Paul’s unhappy stare. , And quickly converged.

"Humph." President Paul hummed heavily.

Pei Zichen's paw shivered after he had helped lift the suitcase. Fortunately, he was very able to handle it and didn't reveal his guilty conscience.

"Grandpa Paul." David kindly took President Paul's arm, and put his chin on President Paul's body, like a snow ball in President Paul's arms. Jiao promised, "I will take care of myself, Brother Zichen...and I will definitely take care of me."

"Yes, please don't worry, Grandpa Paul, I will take care of David." Pei Zichen took the opportunity and immediately expressed his heartfelt heart, but after speaking, he found that President Paul, who seemed to be unhappy, became more and more fierce.

Pei Zichen: "!"

Pei Zichen was a little flustered, and immediately shut up, not daring to mix up, for fear that the president Paul would be upset and let him prepare for a whole week of love travel.

"Grandpa Paul~~" David softened his voice, blinked with gold and blue eyes, and continued to coax the little-tempered President Paul. I want to go to other planets to play, Grandpa Paul~~"

There was a soft "Grandpa Paul", and I thought that President Paul couldn't hold back no matter how dissatisfied it was.

Especially, thinking that since Bieber’s brutal thing was over, Xiaoxiong cub still acted like a baby at himself for the first time...

President Paul was also really reluctant to continue to make his temper, so he could only say a few dry instructions in the end, so he raised his paw to make people go quickly, and go quickly—

If he didn't leave again, he was afraid that he could not control his paws, so he directly gave Pei Zichen a few paws on that coquettish **** face.

However, after the levitating car took David away, President Paul couldn't help but sniffed his nose and his throat became astringent: "I've been raising Chinese cabbage for so long, so it's just being arched by a pig!"

"Puff!" Renfell touched his forehead, snorting while comforting, "Master, have you forgotten that Little David is a male. If you talk about who is the one, isn't it clear at a glance?"

The subtext of this statement is that even if it is a pig, it is also that David is a pig. After all, males and females, the single **** determines the position of each other.

Ran and egg.

Is President Paul talking about posture?

Of course not. What he was stunned was, "Little David will never be our cub again, alas!"

The smile on Renfell's face faded, he hugged Paul a little guiltily, and whispered: "It's me that is not good, I couldn't give it to the hero..."

"What's up with you? You don't put gold on your face. I'm talking about Little David! Little David! Little David, this little boy..."

President Paul paused for a while, and after a long sigh, he took Remfer’s hand, “I’ve gotten the tip of the horn, and the little male cubs have grown up. How could the closest insect be me? What a bad old man? Alas, Renfell, in fact, I have only gradually realized it over the past two years. On the surface, David, this kid, looks well-behaved and soft, but in fact—"

"Actually, between him and Pei Shisan, it's hard to say who is the real mischief!"

In the end, the sad President Paul immediately lifted his chin and became happy and proud, as if he had seen his little fox successfully deceive the neighbor's shrewd roe deer, not to mention being too proud.

"Renfeld, let me tell you, David, this little bastard, just like he said back then, heart, that day is partial! To our own worms, it really takes as much attention as you can Heart, against other bugs—"

"Do you remember the old guy Monte? Hey, that old guy ran into me in the chess room last time, and played chess with me, hum! After winning my three pawns, it broke, and the result...hahaha , My little David killed him right away and lost all the games! Hahahaha!"

"You don't know. At that time, the big dragon on the chessboard of that old thing was about to be completed, and the result was just one step away, just one step away!"

"Exit hahahaha, it just collapsed!"

"I didn't see it at first, and thought David was lucky. Later, I understood that Davy's little boy had a dark heart, and he quietly and deliberately indulged Monte's dragon to grow up a little bit. , The last step, and then directly strangle the dragon! Hahaha..."

The Monte mentioned by Paul is the patriarch of Steve’s family and David’s grandfather, but it is clear that little David is firmly standing on the side of President Paul in front of this unsentimental grandfather. , And quietly "avenge" Paul.

Should it be said that the little guy loves and hates clearly, or should he say that he is really helping his relatives and not justifying him?

Renfell looked at his hero, his face that was no longer young, his smile turned into a flower because of his joyfulness, and even with those vicissitudes of life, he seemed to be suddenly younger.

Remfer thought of something he had investigated, and listened to President Paul's three-sentence "David" babble in his ear, after all, he shook his head and laughed.

Forget it, he has retired, and there are some things, maybe it is best to do not know.

After all, the future of the Zerg is to be given to young insects after all...

However, the hero is right. People's minds are inherently biased. Therefore, the little male **** of his own family must always protect himself, lest some idiots have a bad brain and are lame, and always want to bully twice. .

***

The underground parking lot of a residential area in the capital city.

The masked male kicked off the tire impatiently. After finally hearing the sound of footsteps, he immediately turned his head and hummed: "How is the matter going? Has the things been handed in?"

"Don't worry, the hero has already handed it up as you said, and I have also sent a copy to the news tabloid."

"So, tonight, no, at the latest tomorrow, I will be able to see the news of David and his son killing each other?"

"Yes, male lord! Uh, uh..." The female looked at the male wearing a mask with a little timidity, met the opponent's dim golden eyes, licked her lips, and whispered, "Male lord , Today, are you...willing to stay?"

Such a straightforward invitation, it is impossible for a male to fail to understand it, let alone a male who has long been accustomed to female desires and dissatisfaction like Heinard Steve.

Heinard's eyes wandered around the female's face, seeming to be thinking.

The female tensed her body subconsciously, and then as if thinking of something, she immediately moved her waist, which was absolutely strong and soft enough, without a trace.

Sure enough, as soon as such an action took place, Heinard's eyes all fell on the female's waist, and then when the female was cautiously opening her mouth to stay, she stayed along the water.

However, before the female had time to enjoy the moisture of the male, she walked out of the underground garage, and was suddenly surrounded by a group of army insects.

As for Heinard?

Heinard, because he wanted the most face outside, and was unwilling to be too close to the females, at this moment he could just pretend to be a passerby and silently watch the soldiers take away their females.