Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

The black widow in front of Bajie has a starry eyebrow and sharp eyes, and she has a heroic spirit. This girl is very particular about her clothes. She insists on stuffing herself into a tights that is two sizes too small, so that her bones are exposed.

But what surprised Bajie the most was the gang of boys who tied up a delicate girl with eight horizontal and four vertical circles, making her look like a tortoise shell.

Zhu Bajie touched his belly, and there were muscles one after another. There was no fat and it felt comfortable to the touch. It didn't feel emotional at all.

"Ahem..." Bajie coughed twice, which was an obvious hint.

"Boss, take a sip of wine to soothe your throat." Arthur rushed over and poured a glass of wine and handed it to Bajie.

A bunch of ignorant idiots, I wonder what I want to do now? Bajie originally wanted to be reserved, but when he saw that his subordinates were a bunch of idiots, he stopped pretending.

"You guys stay outside, I'm going to teach this black widow a lesson."

The boys looked at each other and seemed to understand what Zhu Bajie meant, but Arthur seemed to have an idea. He put the big pineapple on one shoulder and carried it, and then said: "Boss, this black widow is very tight. What if she plays a beauty trap and makes you money?"

A handful."

Well said, Zhu Bajie thought that all his subordinates had pig brains, but in fact he was the only one with pig brains.

"To tell you the truth, I used a honey trap against the old pig. It was like a meat bun beating a pig. Once you go, there will be no return.

It's so tight. I want to see how tight she is. Can you give me some money?

Hahaha, you can earn me as many (9) bucks as you like!" Zhu Bajie said happily, smiling and rubbing his belly wildly.

All the subordinates looked at the boss and almost went crazy. They all took their weapons and retreated obediently.

Zhu Bajie looked at the Black Widow who was about to bleed from being strangled, his eyes narrowed into a crescent shape, he touched his belly with one hand, grabbed the wine glass with the other hand and poured the red wine down his throat.

"With the beauty in front of me and the good wine in my stomach, I feel free and easy. I really want to compose a poem. Little beauty, do you want to hear it?"

"You have thirty seconds to do whatever you want, and you'll have no chance in a while." Black Widow smiled sarcastically.

"It takes you thirty seconds to pull the rope with a knife. If you want to loosen it, tell Grandpa Pig and I will help you untie it." Bajie poured another glass of wine and shook it at Natasha from a distance.

.

Natasha was shocked at the moment and had an ominous premonition in her heart. She brought a group of agents to escort Pig Hogan back to the United States for trial, but she did not expect to be ambushed.

It didn't matter if she was caught in an ambush. She pretended to be caught and got in front of Pig to capture the thief first. She had done this no less than ten times and never failed. Those villains were all stupid and arrogant.

Everything was going well at first, and Pig's name was correct. He drove away his subordinates, faced himself alone, and wrote poems. He looked like he was sure of victory and was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai.

Natasha felt contempt in her heart. As soon as she took out the knife hidden under her skin, Zhu Bajie yelled at her. Natasha couldn't imagine how this man knew.

The monsters on the way to learn the scriptures have their own methods and are very difficult to deal with. They are not easy to deal with ordinary people like you.

It felt so good for Bajie to expose Natasha's behavior. No wonder Bi Mawen kept pretending to be cool. It felt so good to pretend to be cool.

"Do you want to know how I saw through you?"

"Um"

Natasha quickened her speed and pulled the rope while shyly agreeing, which made Bajie almost fall apart.

"You are such a charming woman, but I won't tell you." Bajie drank another drink, then stood up and walked behind Natasha.

"What are you doing? Let me help you, old pig." Bajie took away the delicate knife and found the zipper on Natasha's back.

"My dear, your name is Pig, why are you as anxious as a monkey? Please help me untie it, and I will teach you how to be a good person." Plan A didn't work, so Natasha could only use Plan B's beauty trap.

"If they hadn't tied you up like this, I might have let you go." Bajie found it difficult to zipper and was about to take off his clothes when a shadow approached from the horizon and appeared outside the window the next moment, a figure with red background and yellow stripes.

The armor broke through the window and kicked Bajie.

Although Bajie's skills did not completely integrate with the physical body, the Immortal Spirit came to the world completely, and his strength was strong, and his fighting skills were naturally good. He faced the Iron Man's flying iron feet and punched him.

The moment their fists and feet collided, both of them were stunned. Iron Man sprayed out two energy waves from his hands, knocking Bajie back.

Damn it, can mortals in this world also know how to use thunder?

Bajie blew a breath of fairy air into his palm, and a nine-tooth rake appeared in his hand. "If you dare to ruin Grandpa Pig's good deeds, I'll see if Grandpa Pig doesn't carve your brain out."

The nine-toothed rake gathered its strength and drove through Iron Man's head. Regardless of whether you are a gold, silver, copper or iron man, if you rake it down, you will have to report to King Qin Guang.

After Iron Man defeated Bajie, he was eager to save Natasha, but was not prepared for the rake that suddenly appeared in Bajie's hand.

Iron Man couldn't avoid it, and just as the nine-toothed rake was about to strike, a round shield spun towards Bajie. Bajie raked back, blocking the shield, and the shield flew back into the hands of the man not far away.

It was a man with a raised butt and D-cup holding a shield. Bajie lowered his head to see how fierce he was.

Bajie was about to step forward, and the hair on his back stood up. Just as he was about to turn his head, a huge green fist hit Bajie's big head.

Zhu Bajie was punched by the Hulk and was knocked into the bathroom. This green monster was so strong. Zhu Bajie's fierceness was beaten out. It's bigger, right? I, old pig, let you see what big is.

As soon as he said the magic formula from his mouth, Bajie swayed ten meters high. Not only did he destroy the house, but the underwear he just put on also fell apart.

When the Avengers saw this scene, they were all frightened. Fortunately, everyone was nearby, otherwise the Black Widow would be in trouble if she came out alone.

Everyone has seen Pig Hogan's information. He is just an ordinary arms dealer. I didn't expect that he could hide so deeply and become as big as Ant-Man.

Bajie was so angry that he stepped on the Hulk. The Hulk was also a fool. He refused to dodge and resisted Zhu Bajie's big feet.

Bajie stepped down with all his strength, embedding the Hulk into the ground.

Iron Man kept firing missiles to interfere with Bajie's vision. Hawkeye shot an arrow with a rope and stuck it on Bajie's head. Hawkeye and Captain America climbed up along the rope, thinking of going up to attack Bajie's eyes.

.

Iron Man was as annoying as flies, Bajie simply didn't bother with them, and with a thought of the magic in the air, he grew fifty meters taller.

The Hulk who had just climbed out of the ground wanted to jump on Bajie's head and fight him. Bajie pressed his middle finger with his thumb, calculated the distance and time, and flicked the Hulk away.

Iron Man happened to fly behind Bajie, and there happened to be a turbid air in his abdomen. He was not wearing pants at this time, and there was no need to take off his pants to fart.

Bajie loosened his sphincter, and the turbid air, with bits and pieces of filth, sprayed all over Iron Man's head and face. This fishy wind blew Iron Man far away.

Then Bajie stretched out his hand, and Hawkeye and Captain America fell into his hands. When he was about to swat them to death like mosquitoes, a voice came from not far away.

"Eastern Immortal, please quickly collect your magical powers."

In the distance, a rainbow bridge descended from the sky, and an old man walked out of it. The old man looked like an old lion, and his spirit was like a crouching tiger. The energy in his body was unfathomable. His one eye was full of stars in the universe.

Seeing this man, Bajie's heart surged. Sure enough, every world is different. This old man has the body of a fairy and is powerful. He is no less powerful than Brother Monkey. But I don't know if he has as many magical powers as Monkey.

.

He was horrified in his heart, but Bajie never gave up. Even if Sun Wukong bullied him, he would still curse Bima Wen.

This old man, who calls me the Immortal of the East, doesn't seem to have any hostility. But he can't be careless and let them join forces and make money. Bajie thought about it secretly and made up his mind.

"You, an old official, are so unreasonable. They want to take me. Do I accept my magical power and let them take it for nothing?"

"What the Immortal cares about is that if I make peace, how about you two stop fighting?" To show his sincerity, Odin used the power of rune magic to temporarily control the Hulk who was charging towards him again.

Bajie pouted and bent down, placing Hawkeye and Captain America on the ground. At this time, Iron Man, who was covered in stench, saw Odin taking Thor to negotiate with Zhu Bajie, so he did not take action.

"Thor, you go explain to your friends that I will take the immortal back to Asgard." After Odin told Thor, he turned around and said politely to Zhu Bajie.

"Would the Immortal from the East be willing to go to Asgard with me? I have something to ask the Immortal."

"Old officer, you are not sincere. If you deceive me into being imprisoned in a deserted place, who can I ask to explain to you?" Bajie remained as he was and did not move.

"Immortal, you are worrying too much. I am considered the Lord of Gods and the King of the Nine Realms. How can I break my promise and get rich?" Odin explained patiently.

"Then if you make an oath, I will feel at ease."

"I, Odin, swear here to never harm an immortal. If I violate this oath, my kingdom of Asgard will be destroyed."

After Odin's oath ended, Bajie felt relieved. Combining his own knowledge and Pig's knowledge of Nordic mythology, this old official should be a god like the Jade Emperor.

This oath was made with sincerity. Just imagine, if the Jade Emperor makes an oath to destroy heaven if he violates his oath, others can rest assured.

This is the surprise between Eastern and Western cultures. The gods of Asgard have twilight, and Odin makes a vow not to pay for money, and he can turn his back on others at any time.

If Bajie knew what Odin was thinking, he would definitely give him a title.

Old Yin God.

"I believe in you." Bajie secretly recited the Immortal Secret. When he shrunk to his normal state, he flew to Odin on a cloud. He also wanted to see what the heaven in this world looked like.

Odin stretched out his hand to take Bajie to Asgard. Bajie always felt awkward holding hands with a man. But the other man was just a strong old man, so he could accept it.

As soon as Bajie took Odin's hand, his eyes were dazzled and the two of them disappeared.

"Thor, what is the origin of this monster?" Captain America asked with lingering fear.

"It should be an immortal from the prehistoric world."

"Prehistoric?"

"The world inhabited by gods and goddesses in Eastern mythology has been disconnected from our universe for thousands of years."