Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

In fact, the person who suggested going to Hokage Mountain was not Bajie, but Yi Ni.

The program is the same every time the two meet. Bajie is just good at it and you will definitely not get bored of it, but Yi Nichuan is different.

The eldest lady comes from a wealthy family. Her father and ex-husband are both celebrities in society, so after meeting her personal needs, she wants more from her future husband.

This kind of more cannot be given by passion, it needs to be slowly refined in life and getting along with each other.

Therefore, Yi Ni Chuan hopes that two people can get along alone and go out on dates, and the types of dates can be discussed together.

Naturally, Bajie would not refuse. After all, he had just educated May Parker, who was wearing a Captain America uniform, last night.

As for Yi Nichuan's suggestion, Bajie can also understand it. Before the wedding night, one has to enhance the atmosphere, and writing novels also has to pave the way for the climax. When it comes to picking up girls, the romance in the front is all for the romance behind.

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Of course, Bajie would like Yi Ni Chuan to visit her late husband's grave. Don't think too wrong, it's just a grave sweep.

Bajie is very patient. Since he is the consort, he should play well with the princess.

Bajie here in the United States is certainly not as familiar as Inikawa, so wherever Inikawa wants to go, Bajie will go.

Traditional means of transportation are no longer rare, so Bajie carries Yi Nichuan on his back and travels in the clouds.

Yi Nichuan has lived for more than thirty years, and has never been carried on someone's back to fly in the sky, with the clouds at his feet and the wind coming from behind, overlooking all living beings, and ascending to the sky.

This is not only the romance that she can only experience in her dreams, but also the ultimate enjoyment that can only be experienced by climbing to the top.

Inikawa's idol when she was young was Michael Jackson, and now being with Bajie is as happy as if Michael Jackson personally fed her ice cream.

The man carrying him is omnipotent, handsome, both a king and an angel. He can give women whatever they need.

Inikawa hugged Bajie tightly with both arms. Everyone knows the feeling. Bajie in front felt very comfortable on his back. He turned his head and met Inikawa's loving eyes. Their eyes met each other.

It really doesn't make sense.

"My dear, I found that I fell in love with you. Do you feel a sense of accomplishment when you conquered me?" Yi Ni Chuan's lips were red. Although there was no one in the sky, her voice was still low.

Bajie didn't answer and kissed him again. He sprayed a little perfume and it was done. How could there be any sense of accomplishment? I want you just because I'm interested in the widow. What if Zizi's wife becomes the commander-in-chief one day?

I ran to fuck the widow.

While taking advantage of others, the scumbag had no psychological pressure at all. After kissing for a while, Bajie finally collected his words: "I am a god in the sky. I came to Blue Star just to find my lover in my previous life, and you were my previous life."

My lover, we have been destined for ten lives. Whenever you reincarnate, I will come to Blue Star to be your husband and wife."

Gu Yi's story was copied by Bajie to coax girls.

"My dear, why don't you turn me into a god, so that we can be together forever." Yi Nichuan asked playfully.

This Bajie really didn't expect that the logical problems were somewhat unsolvable, and when he was indecisive, he kissed.

The two of them kissed again.

Yi Nichuan asked a lot of questions today, and Bajie answered most of them with the help of an arch. When the girl was starved of oxygen, she accepted Bajie's logic.

Fortunately, Bajie flew quickly and arrived at Hokage Mountain Park immediately. The four famous sculptures are located in this park.

The two of them landed on the head of the 1st generation Hokage. This flat land was covered with cherry trees. Inikawa took three steps at a time and then two steps to reach the wig of the 1st generation Hokage.

A woman in her thirties is in her prime, in her prime, has a successful career, and her father has a half chance of becoming the Hokage of America. Such a woman does not lack money or social status, and she has just reached heaven. To say that she is

What I want to do now is to carve my own face on this mountain. Women’s ambitions are fed by men one bite at a time.

Mr. Kingpin is much more powerful than his father, and he also created "American Super Show". This show will definitely become popular around the world and lead the trends and beliefs of this era.

What Inikawa fell in love with was not only Bajie's appearance, but also the man's power. He could help Inikawa reach the pinnacle of power in the United States, and even carve her head on this mountain.

She wants to be the first female Hokage in America, and she wants to be the fifth statue on Hokage Mountain.

The statue must be made according to her requirements and must show off her proud figure.

"Dear, I want to have my head carved on this mountain, will you help me?"

Inikawa stepped on the four fire shadows, waved her arms and pointed a hundred thousand miles. The largest country of Blue Star was in her chest. She was bold and sexy, beautiful and intellectual.

The more Bajie looks at it, the more he likes it. If Mei Parker is Xiaojiabiyu, then Yi Nichuan is a power-loving princess and will be the queen of Fengyi in the future.

Wu Zetian and Bajie had no chance, but the Queen of America could still catch up. At this moment, in this scene, Bajie stepped forward to greet her.

...

Later, the two went to the Hokage's office again

Originally, Bajie was going to install Yi Nichuan into his spirit after everything was over, but Yi Ni strongly insisted on holding the arm of the fake current Hokage and walking out of the office together.

Under the watchful eyes of a group of agents and White House officials, the daughters of the current Hokage and the Hokage candidate walked out in disheveled arms hugging each other.

Bajie's brain was used too much like Spider-Man's web, and now his IQ was no longer enough, so Inikawa took advantage of it.

The news the next day will make a big deal about this matter, and the scandal between the current Hokage and the daughter of the Hokage candidate will be flying all over the world.

While this news dealt a blow to the Zipper family, it also made supporters of the current Hokage speculate that Ini's father's approval rating will rise again no matter what.

After Bajie came to his senses, he still had an indifferent attitude. It's okay if the woman around him is smart, and it doesn't matter if she takes advantage of him a little. She's just a mortal, and after all, she can't threaten him.

If Inikawa can become Hokage one day in the future, Bajie will follow the trend and promote his beliefs to every corner of the country.

Men and women just use each other. Bajie has lived for tens of thousands of years. He will not feel like he is in love when he meets a woman who is attracted to her like Xingsheng does.

After living for a long time and becoming a god, he has long forgotten what emotions are.

The same goes for Bajie, and the same goes for Odin.

After the two left the white house, Bajie took Inichuan to Seattle.

August 14, 2016, is the day of the TI6 finals. As DOTA’s grandest day of the year, it attracts Dota fans all over the world.

Yi Ni Chuan has been exposed to this game since 2007. She is the most senior game fan. The team she supports has entered the finals. She is very happy to be with Bajie today. If she can witness the DC team winning the championship in the United States, then

It will be a perfect day.

So Inikawa hoped that Bajie could help DC win the championship. Bajie took care of everything and ensured that Inikawa got what he wanted. The two soon arrived at the Seattle Key Arena.

What caught Bajie's eyes were those huge wings. Those wings overwhelmed everything and were invincible!

Those wings are the final glory, as if to say one more thing: Chinese DOTA is invincible

Chapter 98

Although it was hard to get a ticket for the TI finals, there was no way this thing could stop Bajie. However, Jin came in and the whole venue was full.

Not to mention the seats, there is no place to stretch your legs, and you can't see anything while standing in the crowd. Even so, Inikawa was very excited because tens of thousands of people around her shouted "America." This girl was very emotional and excited now.

Stronger than riding a pig in the Oval Office.

"America, America, America..."

Inikawa followed the crowd and shouted, "This is not a rich and beautiful woman with a golden collar, a stunningly beautiful CEO, or a high-breasted girl who has the ambition to be the Queen of the United States. This is obviously an internet addicted girl."

"Honey, I want to see the game. It's exciting to follow everyone's ups and downs, but wouldn't it be even more fun if I could see the boys get a few more heads?" Yi Nichuan said loudly in Bajie's ear.

, Bajie really can’t hear clearly if the voice is lowered.

"Look at how excited people are, the team you support will definitely win the championship." His girl is happy, and so is Bajie, who just ate several kilograms of his DNA.

"I just want to see it." Yi Nichuan kept shaking Bajie.

Men, they have to fulfill some unreasonable demands of women. Fortunately, Bajie can pick up stars even from the sky, so you have to practice immortality to pick up girls. Whether you want to be a scumbag, or you are a maniac who dotes on your wife endlessly on female channels, no matter how hard a woman

You can satisfy her crazy demands.

Moreover, 80% of girls have a dependent personality. Once they break up in the future, she will find that her ex-boyfriend is completely different from her current boyfriend, and she will definitely regret it and commit suicide.

Bajie looked around. It was impossible to find a better seat. There were three people in two seats, the aisle was full of feet, and there were people lying under the seats. This bitch had to fly up if she wanted to see the game, but...

, Inikawa just came out of the center of power, and was held in the air by someone again. Some people took pictures of the scene, and the scandal between her and that person was self-defeating, and all the previous work was in vain.

Already?

Looking up at the ceiling, I had no choice but to go to the room.

After reaching the roof, the two people sitting on the beams had just spread their buttocks and legs. Inikawa, who was extremely excited, suddenly stepped down with a smile on his face.

Still want to see how many more heads the American boys get? You can clearly see the heads being given away.

Although Bajie couldn't understand the game and didn't know what the ten people were doing when they were locked up in two small houses, he could still analyze the problem from the expressions of the female companions.

The situation of the team supported by Inikawa is not optimistic, or extremely pessimistic.

There are scoreboards on both sides of the soundproof room, 2:1. No need to ask, Inikawa said that the DC team he supported was behind.

"My dear, this is where you need to take action." Yi Nichuan held Bajie's arm with both hands and swayed hard into his arms.

The scene is really ugly, with three lanes at a disadvantage and a huge head count deficit. I don’t know how DC played to make the opponent’s No. 1 position fatter like that. If there are no accidents, DC’s game is full of misfortune, and there is a possibility of a comeback.

Basically zero.

Yi Nichuan and Bajie were originally going to watch the final from beginning to end, but the man next to him had too much stamina. He kept chattering and had many tricks, which was comparable to the liveliness of Wings' lineup.

When we arrived at the scene, we were already 1:2 behind, and after more than ten minutes of the fourth game, it seemed that DC's mentality had collapsed. Just now, the audience shouted "America", which sounded very impressive, but in fact, it was a fool's errand.

Stand down, cheer for the team, and cheer yourself up at the same time.

Fortunately, there is a god beside Inikawa, and only a god can help reverse this situation.

As the daughter of Mr. Chuan, Yi Ni believes in the motto that the winner is the king and the loser is the enemy. The means are not important, but the results are important.

God bless the United States. I, Inikawa, have a god beside me who can definitely turn the situation around, drag the game to the decisive game, and then defeat WINGS in one fell swoop, allowing the United States to win TI on home soil.

Bajie smiled and agreed to his female companion's request, and smoothly took care of Yi Ni's affairs. Finally, he was on the rafters of the Key Arena, with tens of thousands of Americans underneath.

Just thinking about it makes me so excited

Grandpa Pig is attacking your goddess above the heads of you American sluts. What a BT.

And this matter is easy for Bajie. Although he doesn't understand the rules of the game and doesn't know what these people are playing. But as long as the people in the game are eliminated, doesn't the remaining team win?

One of Bajie's hands was wet and he didn't know what he was doing. The other hand was ready to do something to the young people in the soundproof room.

Just cast a spell from a distance and make them have stomachaches. Without even looking, Bajie waved his hand and the corner of the WINGS member, who was almost forty years old and had very little hair, suddenly twitched, and then big beads of sweat fell down on his head.

At this time, the two sides were fighting in a team fight. At the critical moment, the forty-year-old man withstood the pressure and teamed up with his teammates to destroy DC.

"America, America, America..."

While the audience was shouting for America, a firm and stubborn voice reached Bajie's ears.

"Huaxia, WINGS, Huaxia WINGS, Huaxia WINGS..."

Bajie's hand suddenly stopped, such familiar language, such warm memories and names, Huaxia?

I, Zhu Gangxi, come from China!

Although the voices of thousands of people shouting "Huaxia" were suppressed by the voices of tens of thousands of "Americans", the feelings that were integrated into Bajie's blood and consciousness were infinitely amplified.

Bajie has lived for tens of thousands of years, and he hasn't had the feeling of goosebumps on his back for a long time. This time, he was shocked by the word "China", and the great Luo gods were actually as proud of their country as ordinary people.

The "America" ​​so close at hand and the beautiful blond girl in his arms didn't seem to exist. The only word he could hear was the word "China".

He left the warm and humid environment with his hands and began to take a closer look at the teenagers in the WINGS soundproof room.

Except for the uncle who is in his forties, the other four people are relatively young. After winning a team battle, their lead is even more obvious. If nothing happens, winning TI is already a sure thing.

The teammates encouraged each other, but everyone did not celebrate in advance. They still looked serious. As long as the opponent did not play GG, they would beat the shit out of the opponent.

It is better to use your remaining courage to chase the poor bandits, and not to use your reputation as an academic overlord.

The forty-year-old veteran was already grinning, but he was still gritting his teeth and persisting. As long as the enemy did not die, he could not give up.

This, these are my compatriots! These are brothers of the same race as me! What did I do just now? I almost made my little brother from China lose the game.

For the first time, Bajie began to look at himself. He had made many mistakes because of his lust. In the past, he had only suffered a little bit, but this time he almost made a big mistake that he regretted.

Beauty brings disaster, and the sugar-coated bomb almost exploded my crotch. Fortunately, I acted lightly and did not cause any irreparable mistakes.

Bajie looked at Yi Nichuan again, his eyes were a little cold, but his words were very pleasing to the ear.

"Look, that forty-year-old middle-aged man can't hold it anymore. The team you support will definitely win in a while." Bajie said and put Yi Nichuan down on the beam. He waved his hand lightly, wings.

The forty-year-old man in the team no longer has stomach pain.

As for helping the WINGS team, Bajie doesn't think it's necessary. These losers have become like this. Without his own help, China's WINGS can win the championship.

That is a well-deserved championship!

Bajie shouted "Chinese WINGS." in his heart and "Come on."

Inikawa enjoyed listening to it, and she was very cooperative every time I cheered.

Slut, you gave me the sugar-coated bullets. I ate the sugar-coated bullets and spit out the sugar-coated bullets at you. Bajie felt proud and worked harder with his hands and feet.

The shouts of "America" ​​from below gradually weakened and were slowly drowned out by the sounds of "China WINGS".

Amidst shouts of "WINGS champion" in Chinese, fireworks exploded, and the Wings team won the 2016 TI championship.

Fireworks, dazzling, are the e-sports dreams and youth of young people. Champions, we only want championships!

Gods also have nationalities. At this moment, Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie celebrates with Chinese DOTA fans all over the world. Chinese DOTA is also like Bajie, pressing on the United States.

Rush, rush, rush!

Yi Nichuan's expression was very complicated, both ferocious and enjoyable, in pain and excitement. She wanted to hug Bajie and scratch his paws at the same time.

In Nichuan's view, Bajie was also a Westerner, but he was too lustful and unreliable in his work. She also saw the forty-year-old man suddenly had a stomachache and a twitching at the corner of his mouth, and it was at a critical moment during a group fight.

However, Bajie gave DC a chance, but those people were useless.

Now that the deal is done, Inikawa no longer has to worry about it, so let's just enjoy life in Liangshang.

The American DOTA fans are in pain tonight. Of course they also enjoyed the wonderful game, but what is even more painful is the few people under the beam.

"DC is rubbish. It can't beat the Chinese team. This fucking Key Arena is also rubbish. It's actually leaking. Fxxk!"

Dreaming back to TI6, we are the champions, China DOTA BEST DOTA.

(The author is a veteran who has been playing DOTA since 2008. This plot has nothing to do with the main plot. The time point is in 2016 and it is still around August, so the author couldn't help but write such an episode.

Dota is the author's youth and dream. The author's feelings towards this game and the Chinese Team are the same as the feelings of LOL players towards the game and the Chinese Team.

In my mind, TI came to an end after 2016. After that, although LGD won two runner-ups, it brought me more pain and unwillingness.

Fortunately, LOL will continue to achieve the glory of China. No matter what, cheers for the Chinese team!)