Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel
Chapter 23 Hela's Plan
With Bajie's guidance, Peter was finally able to return to his original shape with Bajie's help. However, his stomach was a bit difficult to handle and he had to push it back hard every time with Bajie's help.
"Daddy Pig, I think the pig's face is stronger."
"Well, when you're showing off, you're Spider-Man, and when you're fighting, you're Pig Man."
"In New York at midnight, among the high-rise buildings, the flying pig saves the young girls. It's such a drama." Peter Parker speaks very fast, and boys who are changing their voices are very annoying.
"I told you, transform when you are in danger, and choose Spider-Man identity when picking up girls." Bajie was a little impatient.
"Daddy Pig, you saved Mr. Chuan, do you usually leave a name when you save people?" Peter Parker has social awkwardness.
Bajie likes Peter to call him Daddy Pig, so he doesn’t use big slaps to cure the little kid’s social angst syndrome for the time being.
"I haven't thought about this yet, but I will consider it."
"Daddy Pig, as the god of harvest and reproduction in Asgard, why did you choose to date Aunt May and marry into the Parker family?"
Why do little kids like to ask why? Bajie was thinking whether to give him a slap or just make up an excuse.
"Destined by fate, it's also called fate." Bajie felt that he was very clever. He couldn't say that he couldn't control his lower body and was used to getting married.
"Daddy Pig, your excuse is really good. I will use this when picking up girls in the future." Peter slapped Bajie in the face without leaving any room. And Peter looked so happy that he really seemed to have learned something.
Of course, Bajie couldn't coddle him, so he slapped the little spider down. The little spider used Bajie's strength to turn around and come to the other side of Bajie.
This kid is originally a spider, but his personality looks a bit like a monkey. How about naming him Sun Wukong? It would be an advantage, and Bajie would like to try it.
"Daddy Pig, you are the god of harvest and reproduction. As your son, can I also have a godly position?"
"Send you a Dangdang from the God of Harvest."
"I want to be the god of reproduction."
...
Bajie was so annoyed and regretted saving this naughty kid.
Two days later, the two returned to the apartment. Peter Parker's neck was already swollen from Bajie's beating.
Bajie still remembers Parker saying to himself affectionately: "I don't know how other fathers and sons get along, but I especially like to be slapped by you when I'm being mean."
Well, if your son likes it, the father will reluctantly slap you a few more times. It is understandable that a child who has never experienced father's love has some special habits.
The two pushed the door open and walked in. May Parker was chatting with a tall woman. Sure enough, Hela smelled the smell and came over.
"Ma'am, you are so tall. Are you the center of WNBA?" Before Bajie could speak, Peter rushed over without holding the door open.
"Ma'am, can you sign your name for me? Oh, I'm going to find a pen." Peter Parker turned a corner and entered his room again.
Just as Bajie was about to speak, Peter rushed out again: "I seem to have forgotten to take the book. In fact, you can just sign it on your clothes. Forget it, let's get a poster." Peter muttered a few words and went into the room again.
"Hela..."
"Ma'am, please sign here for me."
"Pa." Bajie slapped Peter back to the room.
"It's really inappropriate to ask female basketball players to sign football posters." Peter hid behind the door and still didn't shut up.
"fxxk shut up."
"Shut up 1"
"Shut up 2"
Three adults roared at the same time, this kid is so annoying.
The room finally became quiet, and Mei threw herself into Bajie's arms: "Oh, my dear, you and Peter disappeared at the same time for two days. Do you know how worried I am?"
"How worried are you?" Bajie said nothing, but Hela interrupted.
"I'm so worried that my stomach doesn't hurt anymore."
"Ahem..." Bajie signaled that he wanted to speak, "Mei, you go inside for a while, I have something to talk to Hela."
Mei kissed Bajie's big nose, twisted her butt and rubbed Bajie's thigh, then obediently returned to the bedroom. Before entering the door, she did not forget to glance at Hela provocatively.
Isn’t this seeking death?
But Hela was indifferent. Why is Hela so good-tempered?
Bajie was a little surprised.
"Everyone is just a passer-by, and besides, I have no feelings for you." Hela explained, feeling that Bajie looked at her with a strange expression.
"It's best not to have feelings. I don't have any psychological burden when I'm a scumbag." Bajie felt that he was being sentimental. How could Hela be jealous, but he immediately expressed his feelings in relief.
"You, you, I'm here to discuss with you how to develop our power on Blue Star." Hela's chest rose and fell, obviously very angry at Bajie's words.
Ma De, you are the one who said you have no feelings. Are all women so inconsistent? Bajie slanders her.
"I took Ares's dojo, and after a while I will probably develop hundreds of followers." Bajie said to himself, ignoring Hela who frowned and hated him.
Hela caressed her chest. She really didn't like Bajie, but she was surprised that this guy didn't lick a dog. No! He should have licked a pig.
"Only a few hundred? I have an idea that can immediately develop tens of thousands of followers." Hela became competitive and said very pointedly.
"Tell me about it." Bajie expressed great interest.
"You don't want to know how I found you?"
"The Panda Gang told you." Bajie said contemptuously.
Hela thought for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said: "It seems that you have looked for me and asked about my whereabouts?"
No matter how you say Hela is a useful subordinate, what's so strange about this? Bajie doesn't know what Hela enjoys? It's impossible for this woman to have feelings for the opposite sex.
Hela quickly put away her smile and continued to be the cold queen: "I am now the number one thug under Kingpin. Do you know who Kingpin is?"
"If you want to say it, just say it or not." Bajie crossed his legs and leaned on the sofa, trying to show off to the old pig. Hey, we won't do that.
If he hadn't been cursed and had his cloak and Night Sky Sword not taken away by him, she would have killed such a man a hundred times.
Hela calmed down, took the tea that Mei had poured for her and took a sip. She said slowly: "You treat me like this, and I am very demotivated to work."
Hey! You said you were fat and you were out of breath. If the old pig hadn't wanted to sleep with you, would he have kept you till now? Hela is nothing without the cloak and the Sword of the Night Sky.
This seems to have been said, Hela can still beat a dozen ordinary people, otherwise he would not be the number one thug of Jin Bin.
"If I can recite the tightening curse, will it make you feel better? It hurts..."
"Don't, don't read." This pig had the same virtue as gold, and he didn't know how to coax a woman. Hela then introduced the gold coin.
"Kingpin is the largest underworld leader in New York and even the United States. He is thoughtful and intelligent. More than 90% of his body is muscle. He has amazing strength. He can punch through a wall with his bare hands. He is also one of the world's top
A fighting master with the highest level of human combat effectiveness.
Additionally, his cane can shoot lasers and smoke.
Of course, these are not worth mentioning to our God. The most terrifying thing about him is that his underworld network spreads all over the world.
There are tens of thousands of people in New York working for him, and there are estimated to be hundreds of thousands of people in the United States.
If we can control this person, we can easily develop tens of thousands of followers, and we can do many things, and even form an army."
Hela's introduction was very detailed, and it was obvious that she had conducted a lot of investigations around Jin Bin during this period.
"What's your plan?" Bajie asked.
"Give me the cloak and the sword of the night sky, and I will let him know the power of God and take him for my own use." Hela's voice was very low when she said the cloak and the sword of the night sky, which made people think that her purpose was to get her back.
the power of.
"What if he would rather die than surrender?" Bajie asked.
"Then kill him."
"Then what?"
"If I can conquer 50% of the forces in New York left by Kingpin, the other forces in the United States will fall apart, and the world's network will collapse.
Or you become like him and we slowly integrate his power." Hela told the truth.
"It's a pity." Bajie sighed. It would be great if there was another tightening spell. A subordinate like Jinpin who could stand alone would be quite useful.
Bajie was helpless and could only trouble himself to become Jin Bin and reintegrate his forces. Of course, if Jin did not cooperate, even if Jin Bin cooperated, Bajie would not be at ease. Such a dominating tyrant
Not easy to control.
"As long as you give me the cloak, I can handle it." Hela emphasized the cloak again.
"It's better for me to go and give you the cloak. I'm afraid you'll make trouble."
"What will it take for you to give me the cloak?" Hela experienced the pressure of losing her power to survive in the mortal world, and she had to use her brain for many things. She desperately longed for her own power.
"You tell me." Bajie smiled without any meaning.
Hela's long legs straddled Bajie in one step.
Damn it, it's not appropriate to do this in front of his wife and son. Bajie was a little panicked. Although he could be shameless in front of Mei, he had to maintain his newly established image as a pig daddy.
Bajie pulled Hela hard and finally broke free from the 1.5-meter-long legs. "I have to keep Odin's cloak as long as he lives for one day. How many times have I told you."
"Sao Bichi, you're using a honey trap on my husband, he's not like that." May Parker appeared in time, and Bajie was very happy when he rejected the good-looking girl.
"It's none of your business, go in." Bajie waved. In fact, your husband is that kind of person.
Hela ignored May Parker. Mortals were like ants in her eyes. When Bajie got tired of her, let her feel the pain of insulting a god.
"What about Kingpin?" Hela no longer bothered. Odin was still alive. He couldn't kill Asgard even if he got the cloak, but she could wait. He couldn't wait much longer. Hela could feel Odin's constant vitality.
Pass.
"You arrange the time and I will go see Jin Bing in person. I think it won't be too difficult for me to take action." Bajie thought for a while and could only solve it by himself. If Hela can deal with Jin Bing now,
They won't come looking for themselves.
"I'll let you know after the arrangements are made. The other temple is pretty good. We'll meet there from now on. I'll put my phone in your zipper." After Hela finished speaking, she walked towards the door with her long legs.
Bajie hurriedly adjusted his trousers, his hands were so fast that he accidentally got hurt.
However, Hela walked to the door and came back, "Kid, didn't you want me to sign?"
Do you want to be Spider-Man's stepmother? Bajie cursed secretly as a scheming bitch.
Hela finally left, and Mei kept cursing Bichi.
Bajie and Peter had not eaten for two days, so the three of them discussed what to eat.
"I want to go to the buffet at the last place." Peter suggested.
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