Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Damn it, has the old pig been exposed? It shouldn’t be. Could it be that wearing a pig’s head attracts too much hatred, Bajie thought wildly.

"Daddy Pig, a superhero can't refuse a challenge."

"If someone keeps challenging me, won't tonight be wasted?"

"This game is over, you can choose to rest, no wheel fighting is allowed." The little kid Spider-Man understood the rules clearly.

"Okay then." In front of his son, Bajie couldn't give up. Can he kill a few enemies through the challenge? "Peter, what should I do if I accidentally kill someone?"

"Ah, this, I really don't know this."

"Hundreds of superheroes are watching. If you deliberately kill someone, you will be besieged by everyone." She-Hulk appeared at the right time.

Okay, then beat him half to death. After beating the Punisher, beat Deadpool later. After beating Deadpool, go home and beat May Parker.

Bajie pushed his way through the crowd and walked to the ring, with his son Peter Parker behind him.

"Daddy Pig, I'll stake you two hundred dollars."

"Hurry up and arrest my father, he can knock down Stark Tower when he's angry."

"So strong?"

"You heard me right. Have you ever heard of Thor? My father squeezed Thor's hammer with one hand and threw up."

"Pig Man Bet Two Hundred."

"Bet Pig Man five hundred dollars."

"Bet three hundred on the pig-headed man."

"It's closed, it's closed." Deadpool blocked the money while not forgetting that he had bet another 5,000 yuan on Pig Man.

...

Bajie jumped onto the ring. The Punisher, who was only a foot away, was only slightly shorter than Bajie. His smooth body lines and undulating muscles perfectly interpreted his pursuit of violence.

The Punisher stood still, and Bajie didn't move either. The Human Torch, who had just left in anger, actually became the referee.

The Thunderbolt flying in the air fired four fire bombs in all directions, and everyone's attention was immediately focused on him.

"Dear superheroes, disgusting New York bugs, and poor gamblers from Hell's Kitchen, Punisher vs. Pigman is about to begin."

The Thunderbolt spits out fragrance. This guy comes with his own BGM and fireworks. He is not smart and his speech is ugly, but he is really good as a host.

As soon as the opening remarks were finished, a bunch of people below spat at Human Torch. His method of mobilizing the audience's emotions was really clever, or perhaps everyone hated him.

"Thank you for your comments. Now please prepare the two contestants. The first item is to say harsh words to each other."

As soon as the Human Torch finished speaking, Bajie was a little stupid. Why was he still asking for words in the middle of a fight? The Punisher knew the process clearly and blurted out the harsh words.

"I'm going to twist your head off and stuff it into that piece of shit's asshole."

Punisher pointed at the Human Torch and said.

The next article was booed.

"It's so perfunctory, it's the same every time."

"The Human Torch is full."

"Dude, do you and the Human Torch have a relationship?"

Only vulgar and obscene, simple and direct trash talk can excite the audience and make opponents angry. Bajie's mind is full of alpacas, and if he is asked to make it up on the spot, he really can't say anything cruel that makes people shine.

"Dad, why are you in such a daze? Say something cruel, just like you choked my teacher to death." Peter Parker was even more anxious than Zhu Bajie.

Bajie took a deep breath and said, "Why did you challenge me?"

If the audience quits, do you still need a reason?

"You are not allowed to insult the Human Torch's sister." The Punisher spoke righteously.

Pig day, I asked her what she looked like? Bajie is really a bitch.

"I'll put your whole family's heads in his (9) eyes." Bajie now learned a lesson and blurted out to express his anger.

After Bajie finished speaking, he found that everyone was silent instead of making noises. As expected, these harsh words had no lethal effect.

"Is this hell? You all want to come here even after you die. Pig Man, you are so cruel. You have touched the punisher's reverse scale." Thunderbolt was afraid of being left out, so he quickly continued.

The knuckles of the Punisher's hands made a crackling sound. If he hadn't been in the ring, he would have already rushed forward and killed the pig head.

Bajie was baffled, how could you twist other people's heads? Then She-Hulk came to spread common sense.

"The Punisher's entire family was murdered by Kingpin's criminal gang, so his family is the reverse scale."

Bajie curled his lips, "You are a profligate member of society, don't you understand that you always have to pay back when you come out to prowl?"

"The second item is trash talking." The Human Torch continued to follow the procedure.

Ma De! Do you want to fight or not? After all the harsh words and trash talk, are you all from Dunhuang? There are so many pictures on the wall.

"Hard words and trash talk are to raise the anger level of both parties, so that the fight will be exciting." She-Hulk, the superhero encyclopedia, stood next to Peter and continued to spread common sense.

"fxxk..Fxxk..Fxxk....."

The Punisher's words were full of F-words, and Bajie's whole body was covered with F-words.

The place that had just cooled down was revived by the Punisher's trash talk.

Bajie laughed because of the poor vocabulary of Americans. How dare you, at your level, brazenly say that language is profound and profound? Any little monkey in Huaguo Mountain could scold you for three days and three nights with two liters of water, and he didn’t bring it with him.

Same thing.

Zhu Bajie can scold Sun Wukong to go back to save Tang Seng, scold the three stars of fortune, wealth and longevity to the point where he has nothing to say, and he can also be justified when he criticizes the Jade Emperor and Tang Seng.

If you weren't afraid of 404 and Zhu Bajie swearing, the author would definitely write it down for you.

Bajie, who is known as a clumsy talker, started talking trash and greeted the punisher's female relatives eighteen generations above him, as well as his descendants eighteen generations in the future.

All the women in the Punisher's family have unknowingly lost their shame and become useless women. The most pitiful one is the Punisher's mother. Anyone in Hell's Kitchen can call the Punisher a son.

The audience below the ring started to boo, but gradually became quiet and listened quietly to Bajie's curses. Among them, the female hero shivered, and the top ten tortures in China were horrifying to hear. The punisher's family was really pitiful.

Half an hour later, Bajie's cursing speed slowed down because he saw two acquaintances who were very hostile to him.

It was Black Widow Natasha and Hawkeye Barton Clint. At the Kingpin Base, Bajie read the information about the Avengers and SHIELD people many times.

These two men surrounded Jin Bing in the barn, but now Bajie's head is a pig's head. Why do they look so hostile?

Has his identity been exposed? After thinking about it for a moment, Bajie already understood.

Iron Man must know that Kingpin is Pig Hogan, and that Pig Hogan can turn into a pig. This information must have been told to Black Widow and Hawkeye, who are also members of the Avengers.

When these two people found a pig's head, they would definitely have an association. Moreover, Bajie took advantage of Black Widow in the barn and broke Hawkeye's arm, so the hostility between these two people was very strong.

But why are these two people here? Are they following Peter?

Why did they find Peter's head? Bajie remembered that he had never shown Ben Parker's appearance in front of Iron Man.

Bajie thought about it for a long time and suddenly remembered the Rolls-Royce. He was so busy these days that he forgot about it.

With the strength of the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D., it is easy to find people from the car. When fighting these people, we cannot take it lightly.

Bajie was thinking and reasoning in his mind, and he kept scolding the punisher.

"Pig Man, you win this wave, can you stop? I'm thirsty just listening to it." Human Torch warned loudly, trying to interrupt Bajie.

Bajie's attention was focused on Black Widow and Hawkeye, and he didn't notice Human Torch's reminder.

The Punisher had been scolded so long that he didn't want to live anymore. He couldn't hold back the Human Torch, and the other party also scolded us. How much hatred we have. The Punisher couldn't bear it any longer and shouted loudly: "Does my mother have any hatred against you?"

?”

Bajie finally regained half of his attention and stopped insulting the Punisher.

"No grudge."

"Then you keep insulting my mother. Are you sick?"

"Oh, you said this, actually,

I think it’s a cultural difference.”

The punisher wanted to vomit blood after hearing this, what a difference.

"Human Torch, can we start the fight?" The veins on the Punisher's head are about to burst. If he doesn't beat this pig head into a vegetative state today, he will be sorry for his mother who was humiliated for half an hour.

"Wait." Bajie asked for a pause.

"Is Pig Man cowardly?"

"The King of Strong Mouth."

"Dad, what are you waiting for? Treat him just like you treated his mother."

"Pig Man, what do you want to say?" Human Torch interrupted in time.

"I still have a few last words to curse. This is a set. If I don't finish cursing today, I will lose sleep." Bajie explained to everyone seriously.

Everyone immediately became quiet and began to communicate quietly, everyone wanted to hear how Bajie would scold the Punisher later.

"Is this a trick?"

"If I were the punisher, I would have killed him long ago. I'm really afraid that the next few words will scold the punisher to death."

"You see the Punisher is shaking. I can feel his heart beating up to 300, which is already beyond the limit of human beings."

"Ahem, cough, cough." Bajie coughed twice, startling everyone, and the punisher also trembled. He didn't know what kind of rhetoric he was about to receive. Because his heartbeat was too fast and his blood supply was too high, the punisher's brain was shaking.

Somewhat confused.

"The Punisher's heartbeat has reached 320. He won't be scolded to death, right?"

"I bet 200 on the Punisher. It looks like he will fall without a fight."

"I would call it scolding the Holy Pig Man."

"Daddy Pig, did you learn your bad mouth from me?"

"Peter, your dad is better than me as Deadpool."

Bajie was six meters away from the Punisher, and even without using his superpowers, he could feel the Punisher's heartbeat, clicking, clicking... just like Gatlin.

What else was there to do? It was enough to aggravate his tension. The boy was broken by Bajie's harsh words at the beginning, and then his anger was pushed to the highest level by the endless trash talk like the water of the Yangtze River. His anger made his blood pressure and heartbeat rise.

They all pulled up. Now as long as Bajie launches another wave of soul attacks that are out of control when the Yellow River bursts, the Punisher will probably have to explain this.

"Cough cough cough..."

"Shhhhhhh..." Everyone booed, but you scolded me!

The Punisher's nerves, muscles, and brain were all stretched to their maximum strength, and the veins on his head had reached the critical point. His heartbeat had already reached 400.

Seeing that the time had come, Bajie said a word without fxxk, and soul attack max. The veins on the Punisher's head burst, and blood oozed from the capillaries all over his body. He swayed twice, and then fell straight down.

"fxxk, I was really scolded to death."

"The emotions are in place, and the Punisher is really cooperative."

"I recorded Pig Man's words. Once I learn how to do it, I will be invincible."

"Brother, make a copy."

"I'll make a copy too."

"Peter, I really belong to you. I make money with your father."

"Make money 1"

"Earn Money 2"

"Making money..."

Everyone was excited. Everyone carefully savored Zhu Bajie's last sentence, and it turned out that it was really powerful. Whoever came up with this sentence is really a genius.

Black Widow and Hawkeye were also dumbfounded, what a cruel person.

However, when the two of them finished savoring Zhu Bajie's words, they found that Bajie had disappeared.

The two men searched hurriedly, but there was no trace of Bajie anywhere.

Two minutes later, they received Captain America's voice on their device.

"Requesting support, Wanda and I have trapped Pig Hogan, or his name is Ben Parker."