Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

"I, Steve Rogers, do hereby swear.

I will never let down my teammates. If I break this oath, there will be such a table."

After Captain America finished speaking, he slapped the table in front of him. The table didn't move at all.

So embarrassing!

"Captain, this table should be made of metal, it just has wooden patterns." No Widow reminded.

Captain America raised his head and saw the lamp, looked down and saw the glass, and swearing at both of them was inappropriate.

"As long as you understand me, it's redundant to swear another oath." Captain America's face is the kind of majestic and upright face. Others will believe whatever he says.

"Steve, I believe you." Bucky encouraged him.

"Add me one." Natasha said.

"Well, thank you everyone. It will take a while to get to the destination. We just had a battle and everyone was exhausted. Let's take the time to take a rest." Captain America suggested.

"Steve, let's rest back to back, like two mountains leaning against each other, just like we did before," Bucky said.

"Add me one more." Natasha said again, fearing that the two of them would pull her down.

Captain America and Bucky looked at Natasha at the same time, with a strong sense of rejection. What's wrong with you?

Natasha lay quietly on the table, "Then I'll take a rest on the table."

A few hours later, the plane taking Captain America and others landed smoothly in a valley in Siberia.

The three energetic people stood at the open hatch, facing the vast white snow. Apart from being excited, they were also a little cold.

"Natasha, keep an eye on the plane. Bucky and I can go in." Captain America put his shield on his shoulder and shook his arms to warm up.

"Captain, I listen to you, be more careful, and contact me anytime if you have any questions." Natasha accepted Captain America's order without saying much.

The two of them were acting, and if she went there it would only cause chaos, and Natasha was not a person without a look.

Captain America and Bucky looked at each other, and they walked into the snowfield at the same time. An iron gate was closed tightly on the mountain wall in the valley, which was their target.

That's where Bucky became the Winter Soldier, and that's where Bucky was repeatedly controlled by others. That's where all Bucky's evil started.

Bucky and Wolverine are both pitiful people. They are both experimental subjects, exploited killers, and tools for villains to do evil. They have no self and chaotic memories.

Everyone looks at it with sadness.

Bajie didn't understand Bajie, but after understanding him, he would only smile contemptuously. Bajie had seen thousands of people who were more pitiful than them.

The vast majority of people in the ancient times suffered from seven emotions, six desires and eight sufferings, gods, demons, goblins and Buddhas, and all kinds of chaos and suffering. None of those mortals were pitiable.

Even Zhu Bajie and Sun Houhou are pitiful people.

Natasha was alone in the cabin. She was a little bored. Unlike Wanda, he would bring some vegetables or fruits with him.

Natasha has good looks and figure. In order to enhance her beauty, she likes to collect all kinds of clothes. This plane has her locker. She remembers that she put a set of clothes in this locker before, and one set was not so

Tight clothes.

Superheroes always wear tight clothes when performing tasks, so they like to wear loose clothes when they are casual. Although it is not leisure time now, Natasha just wants to wear that outfit.

So Natasha took out the pink dress from the locker. The skirt was very short, which perfectly showed off Natasha's long straight legs and waist.

Natasha took off her tights and put on a pink dress. Natasha looked more than ten years younger, as tender as peony petals made of water.

She suddenly felt something in her underwear underneath, and when her thighs rubbed against each other, the cool thing must have been a small metal.

Natasha reached out and took out the coin, strange?

How could there be a coin in his suit? He tossed the coin up and caught it several times, looking playful and cute.

Food comes with more times, but this time she didn't catch it. Natasha leaned down to pick up the coins, and she caught something strange out of the corner of her eye. That table was unusual.

Why does this table have five () legs?

And the shorter one is breathing fire.

This is another weird thing made by Tony Stark.

While Natasha was wondering, the table suddenly started spinning on its own, spinning faster and faster, and a moment later, Pig Hogan appeared in front of Natasha.

Natasha never dreamed that Pig Hogan could not only transform into other people, but also transform into a table. Moreover, his strong physique was as fast as lightning, and he could get behind Natasha in an instant and subdue her.

Bajie waved his hand and destroyed all the electronic equipment inside the plane, including Natasha's headphones. The idea of ​​asking Captain America for help was in vain.

"I miss the first time you appeared in front of me. Arthur, that bastard, is good at tying up women."

A piece of rope appeared out of thin air in Bajie's hand and tied up Natasha just as he remembered.

"They say that cows chew peonies, burn harps and boil cranes, but today I'm going to show you how a pig butchers a peony and ruins your body and reputation." Bajie said as he was about to start, but suddenly saw a black dot approaching in the distance from the corner of his eye.

Bajie hurriedly knocked Natasha unconscious and took her into the inner world of Yuanshen.

Then he transformed into Natasha. Bajie himself was thick and thick and could not transform into a small thing. The woman he transformed also looked like a woman with big hips and high breasts.

Seeing Iron Man approaching, Bajie had no choice but to approach him with this appearance.

Iron Man landed at the cabin door and saw Natasha's back to him.

"Natasha, where's the captain?" Iron Man asked.

"Tony, do you know the reason for this?" Bajie has contact with Zola. He is aware of every move Iron Man makes in SHIELD. Iron Man already knows that Bucky is controlled by Zemo. So he is very concerned about what he does.

Feeling guilty, I came to communicate with Captain America.

"Yes Natasha, I almost made a big mistake." Tony Stark rarely admitted a mistake.

"Captain and the others have already gone in, you can go find them." Bajie wanted to send Iron Man away as soon as possible.

But Iron Man walked in.

"Natasha, I have been flying for several hours. Please give me a glass of water."

Bajie stood up with his back to Iron Man, poured a glass of water and put something in it, the kind of thing Zola heard Bajie and Ophelia talking about behind closed doors.

I originally wanted to drug him, but I didn't know how to do it, and Iron Man actually showed up.

Iron Man took the water handed over by Bajie and drank it in one gulp, then said: "Natasha, why do I feel that your buttocks are getting bigger?"

"I want to try the Kim Kardashian route."

"Do you want to date a black man? Unfortunately, Sam is dead, but my friend Colonel Rhodes is not bad." Iron Man said a bit too much.

Bajie didn't say anything. Iron Man felt that he had said the wrong thing, so he said: "I'm sorry, I forgot, both of them were once your guests. Good women will not pick up the same revolver. You should be looking for

NBA players.”

Bajie is so annoyed. Go find Captain America. What a waste of money you have here.

Bajie turned around and said, "Why don't we go find the captain together? If we talk about it, there will be no more grudges."

Dr. Zola was born in Hydra, and the KGB and S.H.I.E.L.D. were infiltrated, so Bajie knew about Bucky killing Iron Man's father, and he had to let Iron Man see with his own eyes why his parents died.

"Natasha, you really want to follow the Kardashian route. You have an extra shot from C to E." Iron Man drank Bajie's water and his IQ temporarily dropped.

"Tony, let's go quickly." Bajie urged.

Iron Man's eyes were always on Bajie's head and back, and he reluctantly left the plane.

Bajie still held the coin that Natasha had played with in his hand. He threw the coin away and shook off the water in his hand, sighing secretly.

Mud, I breathe fire and you spray water, let's go save grandpa together.