Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Bajie announced the name of Black Widow. He didn't mind creating some conflicts between Wakanda and SHIELD.

The Golden Leopard was much smarter. He didn't doubt the Black Widow's identity at all. After all, he was a mercenary and he was well-informed. He thought this woman looked familiar at first, but after a while he remembered her identity.

Moreover, Jin Bao has been a mercenary in Iran and Iraq for many years, and he is very familiar with the jealousy of the United States. This country has done so many shameful things for oil.

Let alone oil, any country that has some good stuff will give you one health and three in a row as long as the head of that country is disobedient.

Discredit, sanction, invade.

A country like Wakanda can be regarded as a paradise lying on a golden mountain, far away from the world. If the United States does not subvert you, who will it subvert?

A common man is not guilty of carrying a jade.

"Although I don't know how you can help me, I agree to your terms, but I don't know if there are three tons of vibranium in Wakanda. You know, that stuff is sold by the gram." Golden Leopard said very sincerely.

"It's okay, you will be the king and take me to the warehouse to see it."

"Okay, no problem." Jin Bao sold his country very thoroughly, without any counter-offer.

Anyway, those vibranium don't belong to him now.

"So, how are you going to help me, Ms. Natasha?" Jinleo asked.

"Don't worry, let's sign a treaty first." Bajie took out a piece of paper from his pocket, then used a brush to write densely twenty-one words.

Golden Leopard took the treaty, his eyelids twitching wildly.

It’s so detailed. If the vibranium is not enough, what can you get? What account will the money be transferred to? What kind of punishment will you receive for breach of contract? ....

"Let's sign. When you're done, press your fingerprints." Bajie guided Jin Bao.

The Golden Leopard was confused and sold the country of Black Panther T'Challa. If he lost, he would have nothing, but if he won, he would have three thousand female guards.

Jin Bao went all out and signed his name crookedly. Bajie grabbed his big hand and made five fingerprints.

Bajie took out his cell phone, clicked, and took three photos.

The golden leopard is looking at Bajie. The United States handles affairs with fair procedures and arranges things clearly for you. Of course, if it breaks the contract, it will re-legislate and overturn what it has said before.

You said how can a reasonable person be able to fight against others?

"Miss Natasha, actually I have ideals. If I become the king of Wakanda, I will definitely strengthen cooperation with the United States and completely open up the country, but the United States will ensure that I become the overlord of Africa." Golden Leopard wanted to talk about more cooperation.

"That's something we can discuss after you become king." Bajie said, carefully checking that there was nothing wrong with the treaty, and then put it in the ditch.

"I understand, then how are you going to help me?" Yes, you must first become a king before you can become a coward. The Golden Leopard immediately returned to reality.

Bajie was unprepared when he came, so he said, "Wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom."

Leopard looked surprised, why did he go to the bathroom?

Bajie turned around and walked to the bathroom, which was the toilet. He put his hand into his arms and rubbed it twice, but the amount was not enough. He rubbed his butt twice more, but the amount was still not enough.

There was more in the armpit, so Bajie hit the armpit twice more, and then took out a little dragon liver from Yuanshen.

One Long Gan Dali Pill is ready.

Bajie came out of the bathroom and handed Daliwan to Jinbao.

"Taking it three hours before the decisive battle can help double your strength."

Golden Leopard carefully took the elixir, but he didn't quite believe it. He had heard of the American Super Serum. Shouldn't it be a syringe or a capsule?

Why are they all the same as Eastern elixirs?

And after coming out of the toilet, Jinbao put the elixir to his nose and smelled it. There was a faint fragrance, but why did it look like donkey dung balls?

Seeing his doubts, Bajie didn't explain much. He didn't need to use it as he liked. As long as he accepted the help, no matter how Jin Bao became the king, he had to act according to the contract.

"Miss Natasha, actually, I have one more request."

"After all, I'll try my best to satisfy you."

"Since this elixir is so effective, I think it doesn't matter if I waste some energy in advance. Do you think I can try your beauty trap?"

Bajie curled his lips, there are many people like me in this world. A breath of dirty breath blew into Leopard's face, and he only called him the wrong name but not the wrong nickname. This guy's arms are light and relaxed, his thighs are loose and his calves are tight.

Leopard jumped onto the sofa.

Bajie left the room in a hurry. That slap just now was too heavy, something might have happened to this house.

That night, the earth shook and the mountains shook, walls collapsed and houses collapsed.

The next morning, Jin Leopard stood on the ruins as if he were a god descending to earth. If he could bring down the house, he would be regarded as a scorpion - the only one.

The members of the guard had long heard the movement in the Leopard's room. At first they were curious, then slowly started to ponder it, then they started to appreciate and be shocked, and finally they shouted in panic and ran away.

More than a dozen members of the guard stood together, showing great respect to the leopard. Regardless of other things, the reproductive ability alone was worthy of the title of king.

A cannon can destroy a house.

Legend has it that Odin and a female pirate had a tryst on a ship, and a ship as big as the Madame Nico was shaken apart.

Bajie became a member of the guard again, mixed in the crowd and followed the Leopard to the duel site.

The leopard swallowed the pellet quietly. It was about the size of a quail egg, not too big or too small. It was really hard to swallow if it didn't go well with the water.

The leopard swallowed hard, but he didn't realize that there was an armpit hair in the bullet. As everyone knows, pig hair is long and hard. It is not uncommon for people to choke to death on noodles. The leopard was choked.

The leopard was so choked that his eyes were bulging and his mouth was drooling. He grabbed his neck with both hands and rolled on the ground like a shrimp.

"Ho ho ho..."

There was a sound of the leopard's trachea being strangled in its throat, which made everyone feel uncomfortable. The guy almost died.

When a member of the guard saw this, he shouted loudly: "Medical soldier, medic..."

Bajie saw everyone looking at him, "Your sister, why is it me?" Bajie stepped forward helplessly, and he was about to make a move.

The captain of the guard stepped forward and said, "Do you need artificial respiration? I'm familiar with this." The captain of the guard didn't care what Bajie wanted to say, and pressed his thick lips on her.

The guard captain's lung capacity was good, but I don't know if the air was blown in. Anyway, the leopard's face swelled up like a toad, and Bajie's face felt a little sore just looking at it.

After a minute, the leopard still didn't get better, so the captain of the guard signaled the others to go up and continue blowing.

The commotion lasted for more than ten minutes, with seven people giving artificial respiration to Leopard. Those who didn't know it thought he was doing an internship at a health school.

Bajie saw that Golden Leopard was about to die, but he didn't want to die before he left. Then he said: "Captain, can you let me, a professional, take a look, otherwise he will be blown to death by you."

The guard captain heard that it made sense and that she had already taken advantage, so he nodded in agreement.

Bajie stepped forward and pushed the guard member who was lying on the golden leopard. This man was a good-looking woman and she would try to take advantage of him.

If Da Mimi fainted and needed a kiss from a man to come back to life, think about how many people would line up.

The leopard quietly ate the pellets. When Bajie saw it, he knew that this idiot was hit by the pellets. You have a small throat and you won't break it open to eat. With this brain, how can this country be good if you become a king?

When everyone saw Bajie coming forward, they thought she was going to bite the leopard too. What everyone didn't expect was that Bajie clenched her fingers and punched the leopard in the stomach.

"vomit!"

The leopard received a heavy punch in the stomach, not to mention the lump in his throat, and a bowlful of gastric juice came up.

But he couldn't squirt out because Bajie's other hand covered his mouth bitterly.

"Don't spit it out, chew it up and swallow it." Bajie said softly.

The leopard stared with big eyes, shed tears, and reluctantly chewed the pig hair, dirt, sebum and dragon liver.

That's disgusting.

This is called eating like a pig in order to become a master.