Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

The sometimes heartbreaking pain in his stomach, and sometimes the tearing numbness, made Stark unbearable.

Although Friday is smart, it can't detect what's wrong with Stark at all.

Under the persuasion of Bajie and Peibo, Stark agreed to go to the hospital for a physical examination.

Iron Man was pushed into the emergency room, and Bajie and Pepper were blocked from the door. They heard Tony Stark's heart-rending cry outside. "Oh, fxxk, I feel like I'm about to burst."

of balloons.”

Bajie suppressed a gloating smile, while Xiaolai was anxious and uneasy. Why did he have a stomachache? Could it be that his intestines were irreversibly damaged?

Ten minutes later, perhaps because the pain was relieved or perhaps due to the injection of some kind of medicine, the sounds inside gradually became quieter. Just when Pepper thought everything was getting better, Tony Stark's frightened roar came from inside.

"fxxxxxxxk, what are you talking about in your sleep?

I got a double degree from MIT at the age of 17, and I have three doctorates, do you think I’m a fool?”

Facing Iron Man's roar, perhaps the doctor also lost his patience, so that the doctor's voice became a bit louder.

"Mr. Stark, since you have such a high degree of education, you can see for yourself."

After the doctor finished speaking, the treatment room became quiet. Xiaojiao and Bajie looked at each other, anxiously waiting for the news inside.

"Happy, is Tony suffering from some incurable disease? I know that Captain America's behavior is very easy..." Pepper hesitated to speak. Although she knew that Tony was a victim, it was still a bit awkward to say it.

nausea.

"It's not that serious, maybe it's just cancer or something?" Bajie's words were full of malice.

The good Iron Man almost died after being told by Bajie. Pepper was about to complain when he suddenly saw a group of people pouring in from outside.

Some of these people were carrying cameras, some were holding microphones, which were from regular TV stations, and the rest were all holding their mobile phones and pointing at the door of the emergency room.

Reporters are like flies, they fly wherever they go, let alone Bajie breaking the news through Zola.

It came quite quickly, and everyone knew it was big breaking news.

Because Tony Stark was in too much pain, only Pepper and Bajie followed him. Faced with the onslaught of reporters, Pepper suddenly panicked.

"Miss Pepper, is Mr. Stark inside?"

"I heard that Mr. Stark's condition is serious. Are you trying to save him?"

"Miss Pepper, some people say that Mr. Stark named you as his heir in his will. Is this true?"

"Miss Pepper, I heard that Mr. Stark has lost two liters of blood. Is it serious?"

"Ms. Pepper, I heard that you have submitted an indictment to the court and the CIA has begun to hunt down Captain America."

...

Bajie stood in front of Xiaojiao very dedicatedly at this time. He wanted to complain, "You guys are not professional enough. Can you ask me something exciting?"

Just when Bajie wanted to heighten the atmosphere, the door to the emergency room opened. The reporters were like flies seeing a piece of shit, squeezing from behind and in front of Bajie. Fortunately, Bajie was wide, fat and strong, otherwise Little Pepper

Can be punched into a wall.

"Mr. Stark, can I ask you a question..."

"Mr. Stark. Captain America's motor..."

"Mr. Stark...were you really in pain at that time? Your expression was complicated and tangled..."

...

This question is powerful enough. Bajie is quite satisfied with the current standard of reporters.

Just when Bajie thought Iron Man was going to collapse and become angry, Iron Man was unexpectedly calm.

"Quiet, I am Tony Stark, the son of Howard Stark, the Iron Man of America, the actual controller of the Fortune 500 Stark Group, a playboy billionaire, and a philanthropist.

I want to announce something here."

When the reporters heard that Tony Stark had something to announce, they all became quiet. Bajie was also curious about how calm Tony Stark was when such a big event happened.

Could it be that Tony Stark is going to deny it three times in a row, but it doesn't matter, paper can't keep the fire, and the doctor will say anything after a while.

But it would be more exciting to say it in front of Tony Stark!

He turned his head and glanced at Stark. Although his face was pale and his complexion was poor, Stark's proud and scornful eyes were firm and powerful.

When such a big thing happens, if you calmly prepare to talk nonsense, this guy can run for the position of Commander-in-Chief.

"As we all know, I am not a great inventor, and many of my works have shortcomings. The pursuit of perfection is the lifelong pursuit of a proud person like me.

Therefore, I have always wanted to create perfect works of art, and for this I did not hesitate to throw away my dignity, my principles and my bottom line.

Blessed by the scientists and inventors of eternity, I, Stark, have finally completed the first part of this work of art.

So next I have some big news to announce:

The truth is...

I am

....

pregnant

....”

Boom. The reporters were stunned by the big news announced by Tony Stark. When he said "I am", everyone thought he was going to use a bad joke about "I am Iron Man" to get rid of everyone, but they didn't expect such explosive news later.

This is ten thousand times more powerful than my declaration that I was Iron Man many years ago.

A group of anti-fans flashed their lights crazily and took selfies with the pregnant Iron Man. I was there the day Iron Man became pregnant.

"Abria, Mr. Stark said he is pregnant? Did I hear that right?"

"You heard it right, but I think he said it wrong."

"Isn't it a little outrageous to be wrong?"

.....

The reporters were whispering. They had not yet woken up from the shock. Bajie really wanted to vomit in his face.

Mud, you are so confident that you are shameless, there is really no one like you.HE        TUI

This is even more unbelievable than when his wife was zipping the zipper door.

Now that the parties involved have admitted it, Bajie has nothing to say. If it weren't for the wrong occasion, Bajie would especially like to advertise "Zimu Hequan, a little sweet."

This mother-in-law river water is really magical. You can get pregnant if you drink it. Theoretically, the river water should be like milk, but it is transparent.

Pepper was also stupid. Can a man get pregnant with a man? What do you want us women to do? She couldn't help but reach out to touch Stark's belly, but Stark slapped her away.

While everyone was still digesting this incident, Tony Stark released another bombshell news.

"They are a pair of twins, a dragon and a phoenix."

As soon as Iron Man's affectionate words came out, the reporters were even more dumbfounded. They hadn't thought about what questions to ask about a man's pregnancy. This was another bombshell news.

Are twins like a dragon and a phoenix so harmonious? Bajie almost added that he wanted to drink two glasses of wine.

Just as the reporters were rushing forward, ready to ask a few questions, the reactor in Iron Man's chest expanded outwards, the nano-war armor wrapped around his body, energy spurted out from the soles of his feet, and Iron Man rushed out towards the window next to him.

"As expected of Iron Man, that tail flick is so cool, but I don't know if it hurts or not."

Finally, Little Pepper couldn't stand the blows coming one after another and fainted in Bajie's arms.

The protagonists were all gone, and Bajie didn't stay. He picked up Little Pepper and rudely pushed his way through the crowd. He wanted to go back to find Iron Man, and the strong man's funeral was held in front of others. This was not the outcome Bajie wanted.

What Bajie wants to see is that Iron Man is so ashamed and angry that not committing suicide would not be enough to thank him.

Bajie had personally experienced the feeling of pregnancy for a man. He really didn't want to live at that time. Seeing the monkey laughing next to him, Bajie wanted to bite the monkey to death.

But Iron Man actually said to a group of reporters without blushing or heartbeat: I'm pregnant!

Damn it, people who don’t know better think that Tony Stark is a woman and that she finally got leverage by marrying into a wealthy family.

The more things didn't go according to Bajie's plan, the more he wanted to find out what Stark was thinking, and he no longer wanted to take advantage of Pepper.

However, Bajie still had to say disgusting things. After pushing away the reporters, he did not forget to say:

"Maybe the child belongs to Captain America."