Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

"I am pregnant."

Peter Parker and Liz were watching the video of Iron Man's speech in the hospital in their room, and the two rolled into a ball laughing when they saw it.

"Peter, Mr. Iron Man's speeches are always unexpected. I have liked him since I was a child. Do you think he is joking? His serious look is so funny." Liz pushed Peter away, the blush on her face faded, and she asked casually

road.

"Didn't you watch the interview with the doctor at that hospital? And the color ultrasound came out. It's really a twin." Peter didn't have a good impression of Iron Man at first, but recently Iron Man has continued to be hurt, and he has appeared as a humiliated and pitiful person.

in front of the public.

In addition, Iron Man gave Peter control of the Spider Armor, and Iron Man also promised Peter to deal with Captain America together, which was their common enemy, so Peter was a little embarrassed to add insult to injury.

"Peter, do you think I might be pregnant?" Liz suddenly brought the topic to herself, which caught Peter off guard.

Liz is good at everything, but she is too pretentious. She knows the relationship between Peter and Tom's ex-girlfriend, but she always asks Peter who he loves?

At the beginning, Peter would still deal with Liz, but gradually Peter became impatient. When everyone is happy, why should we use this to restrain men?

Pregnancy is like Liz's weapon. Whenever she is unhappy or makes demands, she always mentions it, which annoys Peter. Little girls have too many things to do. Peter can't help but think, if she and the older girl

Would it be better if we had a little more contact?

"Liz, you have to understand that our measures are in place." Peter frowned and his voice was a bit high.

"Peter, you yelled at me." Liz reached out and pushed Peter away. "You still like Tom's girlfriend more, why would I like you, a scumbag?"

"Liz, my voice is just a little high. How can I not be unreasonable?" Peter had no choice but to lower the decibels.

"Do you think I'm a child and can't tell the difference between a loud voice and a roar? Every time you say I'm being unreasonable, but you are clearly dating many people at the same time." Liz's voice also became louder.

"Every time you ask me out, it's all about my body. Watching movies and going to museums together are very perfunctory. Do you think I can't tell?"

...

Peter listened to the complaints he had heard dozens of times, and suddenly felt like he was tired of sleeping. But he was only fifteen years old.

It's better to be Tom's girlfriend, always available and never asking for anything. Peter found that he really just had that need.

Thinking of Tom's girlfriend and Tom's ex-girlfriend, Peter stood up confidently and said, "I've had enough of you Liz, we're done."

"Peter, you, woo woo... you have no patience with me at all, I hate you." Liz cried and pushed open the door of Peter's room and ran away.

Girlfriends are really annoying, but partying with superheroes is fun. Peter just doesn't mention that he and Liz had a lot of fun before this.

HE TUI is a scumbag just like his father.

But it's only ten o'clock now, and there's still some time before the superhero party in the early morning. There are still two hours left, and Aunt May hasn't come back yet. Why don't you watch the cheerleading?

Peter turned on the computer and looked at it for a while, and suddenly felt that he should not lose his temper with Liz. The woman would be more embarrassed now that she was angry.

Peter sighed into his hands, "Brothers are like brothers, I rely on you, brother."

In fact, Spider-Man is considered an old craftsman.

When he was two hours old, Peter Parker opened the window and swung toward Hell's Kitchen. Aunt May hadn't come home yet. Now Aunt May was the president of the Asgard Mutual Aid Association. There were many things going on, but Peter didn't need to worry about these, because the Mutual Aid Association

Aunt Mei was assigned two female bodyguards.

Because of Peter Parker, both MJ and Ned became believers in the Asgardian church, the god of harvest and reproduction.

Whenever the three of them were together, Peter felt relaxed and quite happy, so it was the right choice not to push MJ.

Peter was thinking about his friends and women, and before he knew it, he had arrived at the meeting place of superheroes.

When he was still ten meters away from the ground, Peter let go of the spider thread. He originally wanted to do a classic double-leg M landing, but his calves were a little soft and he almost fell. Peter took advantage of the situation and did a forward roll, kneeling firmly.

In front of She-Hulk.

"Little Spider, is this kind of meeting ceremony popular in your Asgard mutual aid association?" She-Hulk smiled and stretched out her hand to pull Peter up.

Deadpool next to him laughed loudly: "Little Spider, why don't you kowtow to me? I'll make sure you have good luck."

Peter held She-Hulk's hand and stood up and raised his middle finger at Deadpool: "You, bah, you old ugly bitch, I will become ugly when I'm near you. I worship you and I won't look like shit like you."

"Peter, we are a bit ugly, so we can pretend to be cold." As Deadpool spoke, he felt an itch on his back, but he couldn't reach it.

"Who are you and us? You're not cold, you're ugly and cold. You're as cold as winter shit." Peter was still full of shit after hanging out with Deadpool for a long time.

"Little Green, you have strong hands, help me scratch my back." Deadpool couldn't stand the itch and asked She-Hulk to help.

She-Hulk didn't refuse, she raised her hand and slapped Deadpool on the back.

"How's it going? Is it still itchy?"

"It hurts so much, and it's so itchy. Who wants you to see a doctor to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease." Deadpool's joints creaked, and the spine that had just been broken by the giantess was reattached by itself.

"Deadpool, what's the theme today? Are you still fighting?" Little Spider asked.

"No fighting today, let's form a team." Deadpool said.

Peter sounded confused, but he saw that the superheroes who came to the party gathered together in small groups, forming small teams.

"Did we form a team today and have a team competition next time?" Peter felt that his guess was more correct.

"Young people, don't always fight. Do you know about Shuite Entertainment Group's talent show?" Deadpool saw Peter's confused look on his face, so he continued:

"Hasn't everyone registered for Chaoying now? Everyone has basically moved from behind the scenes to the front desk. Shuite Company believes that Chaoying can be cultivated and packaged as an idol, so it will hold a talent show in three days.

The selected 5-person team will be signed by Shuite Company, with a guaranteed annual salary of 3 million U.S. dollars.

Little Spider, do you know how much 3 million dollars is?"

"Tch, you think everyone has never seen money like you. My daddy pig left Aunt May 5 million dollars." Peter liked to quarrel with Deadpool, and he never suffered a loss.

Speaking of Peter's dead father, these superheroes were all in awe. Pig Man came down from the sky and scolded the Punisher until he fainted. He was really a god. Such a person was actually killed by S.H.I.E.L.D.

It's really a pity.

"Little Spider, I'm familiar with you two, so I invite you to join my team." Deadpool expressed his thoughts.

"There are only three of us, don't we need five of us?" She-Hulk asked.

Deadpool pointed to the sky, "That guy, he's coming, he's coming spraying fireworks."

A fireball with tail flames coming from far away in the sky was so powerful that it lit up half of the sky and attracted the attention of most people.

The Human Torch was moving very fast, and he wanted to show off with a cool landing move, but when he landed instantly, his landing was equally unstable. He somersaulted and crawled in front of Peter.

"Let me go, are you doing sewing work too?" Peter couldn't help but blurted out.

Deadpool looked down at his hands and felt that this team was not reliable at all.

"That's only four, where's one more?" She-Hulk asked Deadpool.

"She's working overtime and won't be here until a while."

"What kind of job are you so stupid?"

"He's a coder."

Everyone nodded, understanding.

"What's your name? Do we know each other?" Peter interrupted.

"It's an Asian, Shockwave Daisy Johnson."