Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Hearing the monkey's threat, Bajie didn't take it seriously. This time he must stimulate the monkey well. Old pig, I was deceived by you into being cannon fodder, so you are not allowed to say a few words to you.

"Brother Monkey, don't be angry. Let's talk about our own things. I call you Brother Monkey, my son also calls you Brother Monkey, and you call me Uncle Pig.

Ouch, Uncle Pig, if you really call me, I will be better off than sleeping with Chang'e... Hahaha..." Bajie said angrily, feeling that he had taken advantage of all the benefits he had gained on the way to the Buddhist scriptures.

Bajie only heard the monkey's furious gasping and the sound of the monkey smashing things. Two words, comfortable!

"Bajie, if you don't change, I will teach you a lesson." The monkey said fiercely.

"Brother Monkey, you just said that our friendship is over. When you plotted against me, our friendship was already over. You still lectured me, so you came along the phone line and hit me." Bajie stopped teasing Monkey.

, finish what you want to say in one breath, my brothers and sisters insist on using me as cannon fodder.

After hearing Bajie's words, the monkey suddenly calmed down a lot, "Bajie..."

"Don't call me Bajie. The prehistoric era is going to war with Marvel. I will be the cannon fodder in the lead. When Marvel kills me, the prehistoric army will come over and kill the saints of Marvel. Sun Dasheng, please gather all the comics."

When you use the power of faith to achieve the status of a saint, just don’t forget the old pig who took the lead for you, and don’t forget to take care of your holy brother.” Bajie said coldly, and he felt that his guess was completely correct.

"Bajie, you underestimate yourself. Your role is not that simple. The saints on both sides of the call can hear it. There are too many things that I can't say." Monkey said with a hint.

Hearing what the monkey said, Bajie was stunned. Such a private behavior could not be hidden from the saints on both sides?

"Brother Monkey, what do you mean is that the sage from Marvel tacitly approved our phone call?" Bajie felt a chill running down his back.

"In the game of chess between the saints, they are all bright cards. Moreover, they are throwing their power from the prehistoric side to Marvel. Over there, everything depends on oneself." Monkey Youyou said, the two brothers have a deep relationship, and the saints appointed Bajie to do this.

The person in charge was originally going to give it to Maitreya Buddha, but Monkey worked hard to get it, hoping to give Bajie the slightest chance of survival.

Although he is not cannon fodder, he is still in a desperate situation.

After hearing the monkey's words, Bajie's mind turned into mush again. It was more important than being cannon fodder. What was he going to do? What role could a little piglet have?

Although the saints could hear the conversation between Bajie and Monkey, Bajie still wanted to know more. It was too uncomfortable to live in confusion.

"Brother Monkey, please tell me more."

"I've said everything I can. Just be careful there and just let nature take its course. Also, I originally planned to teach you the seventy-two transformations, but you took advantage of me. I just made a decision not to teach you anymore.

"The monkey suddenly pulled up.

When Bajie heard that he wanted to teach him the seventy-two transformations, it was much more powerful than Kama Taj's magic books all over the house, and Bajie was more interested in this. Why were Monkey and Erlang Shen in the same class? Because both of them knew how to do it.

Seventy-two transformations, that is the art of transformation that can conceal the catastrophe.

All three disasters and five disasters are ineffective in the face of the seventy-two transformations. It is said that even a saint can hide such magical powers if they are practiced to such a high level. The monkey’s intention is very clear, let me, an old pig, practice these skills to a deep level.

, then the probability of saving your life will be much higher. The monkey still has feelings for me, old pig.

Thirty-six transformations of Tiangang plus seventy-two transformations of Earthly Evil. Once completed, the one hundred and eight techniques of Heavenly Dao will be combined. All things can be changed and all methods can be accessed. By then, you will be able to hold your head high even when facing the God of Death.

"Brother Monkey, no, please teach me and I will change my son's name right away."

"It's late. Grandpa Sun is not happy. Grandpa Sun is going to bed." Monkey took the initiative and finally got back the slightest bit of face.

"Brother Monkey, do you think this will work? I will have another son with your last name and he will be your godson.

Just call him Sun Jiujie, no no, no, no, no, no, no, let’s call him Sun Qijie, and I’ll call him brother.” In order to learn the seventy-two transformations, Bajie even lost his face.

"Hey hey hey hey... This is good. When you give birth to Sun Qijie, I will teach you the seventy-two transformations." From nephew to uncle, he jumped two generations. The monkey was so happy that he exploded.

"Brother Monkey, I will definitely give birth to a child, you teach me first..."

A blind beeping sound came, indicating that the call was out of charge.

Bajie really wanted to slap himself in the face, but he couldn't get anything out of the bickering for a long time. If he didn't bicker, he might be able to learn some of the monkey's changes.

I quickly accumulated the power of faith for a period of time and immediately learned the seventy-two transformations. Although I don’t know what the saints sent me here to do, being more powerful can always increase the chance of survival, and when I have time, I must let Xingsheng teach myself.

If you have magic, you can conquer the world by learning both Chinese and Western skills.

When it comes to being a saint, he is determined not to change his name. Although it can be seen from Monkey's tone that he has no choice but to do his best to protect himself, even showing off his seventy-two changes in housekeeping skills, Bajie still has resentment towards Monkey.

If you can make me feel sick, I'll make you feel disgusted.

Bajie let his mind go, while Xingsheng practiced the tricks beside him.

"Son, let's go back to New York."

"Dad, remember to find a woman for me." Xing Sheng stopped practicing. It was a bit inconsistent to say such obscene words from the face that overwhelmed all living beings.

"Son, with your looks like this, you don't need to look for a woman at all. Women will line up to find you. Even if you are a tough guy, if you don't control yourself, you will become a soft-hearted person." Bajie said earnestly to educate his son.

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"Dad, are the women on this planet so superficial?" Xing Sheng asked with a frown.

"Son, this is not superficial. Which one do you choose to eat, my fairy peach or the grass on the ground?"

"Of course it's Xiantao."

"You are the fairy peach." Bajie originally wanted to say that Xing Sheng was Tang Monk's flesh. As long as it was a monster, both male and female would want to bite him.

If Xing Sheng realized something, he then said, "Dad, can the ten-sentence-a-day agreement be cancelled?"

This son is less than a day old, but he seems to be much more mature than he was on the dwarf planet. He hasn't said funny words for a long time. Naturally, supervision should be relaxed when the son grows up, and besides, this child is a bit rebellious.

"Son, as long as you don't expose your father's shortcomings, I won't restrict your speech. Also, when you go out to play, don't destroy this planet. Then we, the father-in-law, won't have a good place to be happy."

Bajie has only been a father to Peter Parker. The boy is weak and can be protected by bad teachings. Xing Sheng does not dare to teach bad things. This guy can destroy Blue Star if he is not careful. The collected faith

All his strength was gone, so when he went back, he first fed him the book of law. Only after he acted in accordance with the law could Bajie let him go out and wander around.

"Dad, do you agree with me going out to play alone?" Xingsheng was indeed very happy.

"Two conditions, first, you must be obedient and do as I say, and you can go out and play as you like; second, dad has many enemies, so you must come back at any time to help dad fight, and you must not delay dad even when he is cooking a woman.

Summon." Bajie sets two rules for practicing sainthood.

"Dad, what are you waiting for? I want to go to New York right now." Xing Sheng came over impatiently and took Bajie's hand.

In the blink of an eye, the father and son were back in New York, in the same alley they left, except that it was already night.

It happened to be near the Asgard Mutual Aid Association. Bajie saw that the lights inside were still on and knew that Maypuck was dreaming inside, so he couldn't wait to go in.

Bajie suddenly thought of something, so he turned around and told Xingsheng.

"Son, you first go to the New York Library and read all the books on law. Do you know that you can't do anything the law doesn't allow you to do?"

"That's it?" Xingsheng asked.

Bajie thought carefully for a moment and said: "There are several women in this city who are father's. You cook women too fast. I'm afraid you will..."

As he spoke, the mana flowed, and the image of a woman in New York who was related to Bajie appeared in front of Xingsheng.

May Parker, Yi Nichuan, and the daughter of an unknown tavern owner. (It’s two hundred thousand words, and the lustful Bajie only had sex with three women, and one of them was a sidekick. This is a harem novel,

What a shame!)

"Okay dad, in three years at most, I will go through all the remaining women in New York." As soon as he finished speaking, Xing Sheng disappeared.

"Son, watch your waist!!"