Zombie Bodyguard

Article 1 of the dormitory regulations: get up in the morning, and the lady has priority to use the toilet.

Lin Tian protested immediately: "It's not fair. What if I got up earlier than you in the morning?"

"You have to get up early, otherwise how to call chapter three of the law." Xiao Manxuan snorted softly, raising his small face.

"You aren't called Chapter Three of the Law, I think the clause called Overlord is more appropriate." Lin Tian was speechless.

"Hmm, this is what your sister made before you go out. If I don't follow it, I will tell my sister." The girl hummed twice, telling the origin of the dormitory regulations.

Listening to the tone of these regulations, Lin Tian did not feel like Xiao Manxuan had come up with it. Sure enough, it was the overbearing female CEO.

"Okay, if you don't speak, you should be the default. Let ’s say the second one ..." Xiao Manxuan did not give Lin Tian the opportunity to distinguish, and immediately read the next one: "Second, when I take a bath, you must leave the bathroom Meters away! "

"What are you talking about? Ten meters?" Lin Tian pointed his finger at the door of the living room and said dumbfounded, "The entire living room is less than ten meters in length. Outside ten meters, do you want me to go outside?"

Xiao Manxuan glanced back and forth, and was a little embarrassed: "Five meters, five meters away."

"No, five meters away is equivalent to making me squat in the corner, I will not do it." Lin Tian continued to oppose,

"Okay, three meters, three meters away, it can't be less." The girl looked at the corner of the corner five meters away, and compromised another two meters.

Lin Tian is very funny. If I want to see it, I still have to go to the door to see it? Direct super perspective, hundreds of meters are useless.

"Third, you can't enter my room without my permission." Xiao Manxuan read again.

"You can rest assured, I won't enter your room, but I am better than your sister and I welcome you to my room." Lin Tian laughed.

Xiao Manxuan wrinkled her nose and said very coquettishly, "Well, I won't enter the big bad guy's room. My sister said, you are a big satyr, and you bully girls, so be careful."

"Okay, okay, I'm a big satyr, let's move on to the next one." Lin Tian was used to it, and was slandered by the sisters every day.

"My clothes are drying on the balcony. You can't use the balcony, find another place for yourself." Xiao Manxuan read.

Damn, chick, aren't you afraid that I'll move your underwear? Lao Tzu didn't have that kind of habit, Lin Tian stared at her, staring straight at her, looking at the girl embarrassed.

"You ... what do you want to do?" Xiao Manxuan looked like a frightened bunny.

"Kee, no thought, just feel very good, really good." Lin Tian suddenly said something that seemed irrelevant.

Xiao Manxuan thought for a long time and didn't know what Lin Tian was thinking, so he whispered: "Lin Tian, ​​you are always a god, mysterious and mysterious. Sometimes I wonder if you don't have a human head."

Lin Tian was shocked and secretly wiped the cold sweat. This little girl was really right. Lao Tzu was really not human. When she looked right, she said, "After finishing the order and regulations, quickly organize salute. If you drag on, I can't guarantee that I will always maintain this willpower, you know, I have no resistance to beautiful women. "

Hearing that he was a beauty, Xiao Manxuan was happy and annoyed, thinking to himself, this **** didn't speak a little euphemism, why is he so direct, why did he look at me constantly?

"Also said that you are not a satyr, huh, do you think of girls like that? See how I can destroy your big satyr." Xiao Manxuan hummed, grabbed the pillow on the sofa and threw it to Lin Tian.

Lin Tian grinned, grabbed the pillow easily, and then threw it back. The little girl caught it. Just when she wanted to throw it back, Lin Tian suddenly appeared in front of her. The little girl was frightened, backed subconsciously, but didn't want to be caught. The sofa stumbled and fell down.

Although she wouldn't be hurt when she fell to the floor, the girl was still scared. Lin Tian blinked and pulled her, and the girl kept the image of the lady. However, seeing Lin Tian's chic figure of "hero saves the beauty", his heart still jumped up and down.

"Sister will call to check every day, I can tell you, don't try to bully me." Xiao Manxuan moved the young lady out to make herself bold.

"Miss, huh ..." Lin Tian would like to say that Miss is also bullied, but saying that the chick may be really upset, he quickly changed his word: "Uh ... you haven't said what the next item in the dormitory regulations is. ? "

"Sixth day, no, the fifth ..." Xiao Manxuan didn't know if he was interrupted or was nervous. He even forgot the number: "Article 5 of the dormitory regulations, always keep me one meter away. "

"One meter away?" Lin Tian looked at Xiao Manxuan next to him, and smiled a little bit badly.

"Jingle Bell……"

The phone ringing suddenly, Xiao Manxuan thought about taking out the phone for a long time. When she saw her sister's mobile phone number, she was slightly relieved and glared at Lin Tian. Check it out. "

Lin Tian sighed secretly, the young lady really didn't worry about me, did I have the words "Big Bad Guy" on my face? But thinking about it, he had to regret to sit back on the sofa, lest the overbearing president really kill him. Xiao Manxuan took a deep breath and calmed down before answering the call.

"Xuan Xuan, what are you doing, why did it take so long to answer the phone?" The young lady murmured suspiciously.

Xiao Manxuan glanced at Lin Tian and said a little slyly: "I ... we're packing our luggage. Is there something wrong with my sister?"

"Well, I forgot to explain to you. I will let you change the furniture in the apartment and dormitory. Also, there are three days of dishes in the refrigerator. If you do n’t want to go out, cook them yourself."

"Also, I usually look at Lin Tian a little more ~ ​​www.wuxiaspot.com ~ He has a temper like a cow, runs on, don't ... make him hurt."

The last sentence of the young lady softened her voice, but Lin Tian still heard it, and a smile on his face could not help but, under the cold and proud appearance of the young lady, it was a fiery heart.

After a few more explanations, the two sisters ended the call, thinking that she had lied to her sister just now, and Xiao Manxuan's face turned red.

In order to prevent Lin Tian from seeing her embarrassment, she threw the blank paper on the sofa, and turned slightly in a hurry: "You can see the dormitory regulations by yourself, I'm going to pack my luggage." Then he went into the bedroom with a salute.

Lin Tian shook his head with a smile, picked up the white paper and luggage, and walked back to his bedroom, but he passed the white paper carefully onto the door as he passed the door.

This time, he brought the family out, animal skins, books, and other important things. When he was thinking about where to collect the treasure, Xiao Manxuan's exclamation came suddenly. Then a figure stormed in, grabbing his arm tightly.

Looking at Xiao Manxuan in front of him, Lin Tian pretended to be serious: "Ms. Er, don't you say you can't enter the satyr's room? Now I'm playing hooligan, or are you playing hooligan?"