Zombie Bodyguard

"Little brother doesn't need to worry about us, we go to sleep when we are sleepy. There are two vacancies in the east compartment, just pick one up." The old fishing man waved, but his head was not raised, his eyes kept staring at the chessboard.

Lin Tian smiled helplessly, and it seemed that he was being ignored again. Fortunately, he didn't need to live in a cave. The two old men didn't know when they were going to fight. He didn't know how to go, so he had to pick up the room with his backpack.

For living, Lin Tian has never been particular about living. He walked into a room casually, the house was small, the furniture was simple, one bed, one table, two stools.

There are no electric lights, no computer, no TV, no electricity-using equipment, and even no toilet or bathroom. There is only a set of teapots and an oil lamp on the table.

However, although the room is simple, it is very clean and tidy. The wooden furniture is also very textured, which is obviously some years old solid wood furniture.

In terms of value, those luxuriously decorated houses may not have the set of tables and stools in front of them, and the set of teapots on the table.

Lin Tian threw his backpack on the bed, and only remembered how to take a bath. He went out and took a circle, which attracted the attention of the two old men.

The old fishing man shouted, "I said, little brother, what are you doing around?"

"Er, senior, there is no place to bathe here?" Lin Tian helplessly had to ask.

"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that the water pipe in the shower room is broken. You go to the well to make a bucket of water, wash it alive, and want hot water, burn it in your own kitchen." I did n’t lift it, and dealt with two sentences.

Lin Tian's face was black. Is it true that the two old men can't take care of themselves and repair the water pipe if it's broken? No way, how can I not take the old man, I had to pick up water myself.

When he just walked around in circles, he saw the location of the water well. Behind the kitchen, walked into the kitchen, there was a smaller backyard through the back door, and the water well was there.

It's impossible to boil water. A fire expert can't possibly boil water. He hit a large bucket of water, hit his fingers, a flash of flame appeared, swept across the water, and the cold well water suddenly steamed. It became hot water.

"Master, you are too wasteful to heat the water with purple flames! The king despise the master." Jian Ling protested loudly.

"My name is natural environmental protection and pollution-free, you know a fart." Lin Tian countered.

He looked at the small yard and found that there were fences around him and no one was around. He decided to wash in the yard. Anyway, it was all mountains and wild forests, and no one except the old man.

The two old men laughed when they heard the sound of water in the backyard. The old man fishing said with a smile: "The little brother is really an open-minded person. It's like me, good, good."

"You really like to put gold on your face." The old man in Tao said.

As soon as he got up, the fight on the chessboard became fiercer, but Lin Tian forgot it for a while.

At this time, a little girl trot in from outside the courtyard, like a gust of wind, dress and hair fluttering, beautiful and full of vitality, eyes clear and hopeful, clear and bright, with a little bit sly.

"Grandpa, Grandpa Zhuge, I'm here to see you ..." the little girl shouted crisply.

Hearing the little girl's voice, the two old men couldn't help but smile, and the old Taoist man smiled and said, "Our little Shui Yao is finally back. Your grandfather still remembers the comic book you brought."

It was Ling Shuiyao who ran in. It was completely different from the old ghosts. In front of the two old men, it was exactly a well-behaved girl.

"I can't forget, I can't forget, I brought the tenth volume to Grandpa. It was the latest one I bought. It's the latest one." Ling Shuiyao put down a few books, smiled, and looked like an invitation.

The old fishing man scavenged his beard and was a little confused: "But I heard the little brother said that these comics are very common on the Internet."

"Little brother? Which little brother talked wildly?" Ling Shuiyao turned his black eyes, with a guilty conscience, and wanted to take the book away: "Since the grandpa doesn't like to watch, then forget it, I take it away."

The old fishing man was in a hurry and immediately protected the book. He laughed and said, "Haha, kidding, Xiao Shuiyao has worked hard. I will bring the finale next time."

"That's pretty much the same." Ling Shuiyao looked satisfied, and then smiled: "The two grandpas played chess, I made tea for you, and I brought good tea, which was specially chosen by my aunt."

"Your aunt's choice must not be worse." The old Taoist old man rejoiced, looking forward to it.

Ling Shuiyao didn't care about the two old men either. He ran into the kitchen and ran into the kitchen, shouting, "Well, Lin Tian? Didn't he let him come up, won't he get lost?"

"Lin Tian?" The two old men stunned, then returned to God: "Broken ..."

As soon as the voice fell, a soprano screamed from the backyard.

"Ah ... Lin Tian, ​​you big gangster, asshole!"

The two old men quickly got up and ran in. As soon as they arrived at the door, they saw Ling Shuiyao ran out with her face covered. They also looked helpless, walked to the backyard and saw Lin Tianzheng holding a wooden barrel, covering key parts.

"Senior, was that girl Ling Shuiyao just now?" Lin Tian asked innocently.

The old man fishing nodded, serious: "Ahem, it's her, little brother, you ... ask for more blessings."

After that, the two old avatars didn't see anything, and if they walked out casually, they looked irrelevant to us.

Lin Tian scratched his head. He didn't quite understand the old man's words. It was me who wanted to suffer, and I was seen. I was the victim.

He washed a few times in a hurry, got dressed, and went out. At a glance, the two old men were gone, and the endgame on the chessboard was not over.

Just as he was looking for the old man's trace, a sword light shot from the side and went straight to his crotch. Lin Tianhanmao immediately exploded. If this was cut, the happiness of the lower body would be over.

Lin Tian flashed quickly, his figure rushed into the yard, and he also saw that the attacker was Ling Shuiyao. The little girl's face was still red, she was ashamed, and raised her sword to kill.

Lin Tian suddenly understood what was going on, and shouted, "Hey, I'm the victim ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ What plane are you doing!"

"You also said, you also said, how dare you take a bath in the backyard, you gangster, I hacked you!" Ling Shuiyao was even more annoyed, holding his sword to stab in succession, ignoring Lin Tianxia's crotch.

Lin Tian was also annoyed. She walked over to her, chopped her palm on her wrist, Ling Shuiyao uttered a pain, and the sword fell to the ground.

She covered her wrists and stared angrily at Lin Tian. If his gaze was a sharp arrow, he would have gone through hundreds of holes, and Lin Tian spread his hands indifferently.

"Hum, you wait for me!" Ling Shuiyao hummed angrily, picked up the sword and ran down the mountain, and that slim waist twisted into an ecstasy.

It is a pity that it is a small pepper, Lin Tian shook his head silently.

At this time, the two old men finally made their appearances, protruding their heads from the outside of the courtyard to investigate the situation inside the courtyard.

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