Zombie Bodyguard

Lin Tian waved his hands to calm down the students, so he said, "Doctor Lai, please sit down. ΔΔWwΔW." LeeWen. CC "

Lai Xiucheng refused to give up, and sat up front of the table with his head raised, even without Lin Tian's reminder, reaching out his hand on the table.

Lin Tian doesn't actually need to look at it, because just now he has seen Lai Xiucheng again, but he still has the pulse.

"Doctor Lai, I ask you a few questions, and you must answer them honestly." Lin Tian said deliberately and seriously.

Lai Xiucheng also nodded and promised: "Of course, everyone is studying medicine, and you don't need to remind this."

"Do you often drink beer?" Lin Tian asked the first question.

"Of course, the weather is hot and there is nothing strange about drinking beer," Lai Xiucheng admitted.

"Sleep at night, how many times do you urinate at night?" Lin Tian asked again.

Lai Xiucheng frowned slightly, but still answered truthfully: "Sometimes three times, sometimes four times."

Lin Tian's mouth slightly tilted, and asked again: "Sitting and watching TV, after two hours, how would you feel?"

"Backache." Lai Xiucheng was fainted. This problem is one after the other.

"Take the stairs, how many floors do you normally walk in succession?" Lin Tian continued to ask.

"Three or four floors, whatever question you ask, don't think about making me faint." Lai Xiucheng couldn't help protesting.

Lin Tian ignored his protest and said, "Fine, I'm done."

"The foreword doesn't make sense, but I want to see what you get!" Lai Xiucheng sneered.

There was a wicked smile in Lin Tian's eyes, and he said aloud, "Unfortunately, tell you, after my detailed diagnosis, you have ... kidney deficiency!"

Kidney deficiency? Everyone was stunned, but soon the boys reacted. What is the concept of men with kidney deficiency? That means it doesn't work. The girls followed the reaction and looked strangely towards Lai Xiucheng.

Men can be said to do anything, but they can't say that the kidneys are deficient. Isn't that plainly saying that they can't?

"Lin Tian, ​​you ... you talk nonsense, nonsense!" Lai Xiu shouted in a sincerity, a man is reluctant to admit his kidney deficiency.

"Am I talking nonsense? It seems necessary for me to explain that there are many foods and drugs that hurt the kidneys. Among them, there are tripterygium wilfordii, cocklebur, poppy husks, and raw grass black, etc. vine."

"In western medicine, anti-inflammatory and analgesics, that is, antibiotics, such as indomethacin and aspirin, can easily cause kidney damage. In the diet, soft bread contains potassium bromate, a food additive, and eating too much can also cause kidney damage. "

"Not to mention tobacco and alcohol. Tobacco and alcohol are the biggest killers of men. I have observed that your teeth are yellow, and the skin between your middle and index fingers is tan. This is a characteristic of smoking addiction, and you acknowledge that you often drink beer."

"If the kidney is deficient, the bones are not solid and the constitution is weak, so you have to rest on the stairs until the third or fourth floor. At night, you urinate more than three times, which means that your kidney function is not good. If you watch TV for two hours, you will have backache or deficiency ... "Lin Tian explained the questions just one by one.

With each explanation, Lai Xiucheng's face became ugly. In the end, he shouted, "Don't say it, don't say it, I confess, I don't compare, I confess ..."

Lin Tian actually has several pieces of evidence that have not been said. For example, Lai Xiucheng has few heads, and Lai Xiucheng is such a scumbag. He must often go out to find a woman. It ’s no wonder that he has done too much.

In this world, there are no bad pear fields, only tired cows. Before the age of 30, it was the peak of men's physical strength. After 30 years of age, they began to go downhill. If it is a person with a tobacco and alcohol addiction, he has not reached 30. At age, physical fitness is no longer acceptable.

Guo Heng saw that the situation was not good and wanted to sneak away, but where could he hide Lin Tian, ​​Lin Tian smiled and said: "Student Guo Heng, don't rush away."

"I don't have kidney deficiency, I don't ..." Lin Tian hasn't said anything yet, Guo Heng has nervously denied.

"Hahaha ..." His nervousness caused the students on the sidelines to laugh, Guo Heng glanced at Sun Decai resentfully, all because he had promised him, so embarrassed, Guo Heng couldn't wait to find a seam Get in.

The ground joint was gone, and he could only lower his head and get out of the crowd. Lai Xiucheng also came to his senses and continued to stay, only to let others read the joke. He even knew that he would not be able to confuse in school in the future, and his "no" news would spread throughout the campus and become people in one day. Free time to talk about.

Where Lai Xiucheng passed, the students kept away from him, for fear that others might suspect that he knew him. Lai Xiucheng had become a real street crossing rat.

In the past, people just hated him. Now, not only do they hate it, but they also despise it more.

Lin Tian only looked coldly at the back of their departure, and had no pity in his eyes. As a man, he didn't want to talk about such things, but it was disgusting to rely on Xiucheng's nonsense.

With regard to kidney deficiency, Lin Tian was diagnosed at the time of the fluoroscopy. If Lai Xiucheng admits well, do n’t mess around here, Lin Tian will remain silent and let him leave with the last trace of dignity of the man. You can't stop it.

Heaven is a sin, and he can live, but he will not live. He will hit his muzzle. Lin Tian will never soften his hands, and will directly step into the dirt, including dignity!

As soon as Guo Heng and Lai Xiucheng left, Sun Decai and Bai Yufeng immediately entered the sight of the students, because everyone knew that they were a group.

"God brother, help them diagnose it." Someone coaxed.

"Hahaha ..." The sound of laughter sounded, and Sun Decai and Bai Yufeng were embarrassed, bowed their heads, and hurriedly left the playground.

Of course, they dare not stay ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ In case Lin Tian diagnoses with kidney deficiency, there is no need to mix it up. Even if it is not, it will not stop the rumors and leave early and stay safe.

"Well, the nasty flies are gone, and the free clinic can continue." Lin Tian said, rushing a few people is like driving away the flies.

"Lin Tian, ​​you are too bad." Zi Yan laughed, Xiao Manxuan also looked at the bad guy.

Of course, Lin Tian understood their thoughts, and it was as if they were praised. It ’s okay for women to say that they are bad men, and that they are good men. Then they are sad.

"Brother Lin, a test, I did not expect it to be the result." Dean Miao sighed a bit, he did not know the grudges of Lin Tian and several people, so for a medical diagnostic test, it eventually evolved to tear To the point of shame, some emotions.

"I have a few holidays with those people ..." Lin Tian briefly said a few words.

"That's the case. No wonder they are so aggressive. Let me see a doctor. I don't think Dr. Lai is qualified to do this in the medical world." Dean Miao said seriously.