Zombie: Start the game with Kunlun magic to kill Old Master Ren

"Uncle, you don’t have to be like this. Brother Jiale might have worked too hard last night.

Lin Yi thought of the scene in the movie Uncle Zombie where Taoist Simu wanted to teach Jiale a lesson, but ended up getting beaten up.

What a famous scene!

"Don't try to persuade him. If this brat had worked half as hard as you, I wouldn't have left him here to look after the house. I would have gone out to chase the corpses myself."

After saying that, Taoist Simu led the zombies into the house.

Jiale was lying on a bamboo recliner with his eyes closed.

Taoist Simu rolled up his sleeves, pointed a bamboo stick at Jiale's butt and hit him.

Snap!

There was a crisp sound.

Jiale, lying on the recliner, said nothing.

"oops!"

""Master hit you, and you didn't even scream!" Taoist

Simu looked at Jiale, getting angrier and angrier, and was about to hit him again.

The next second, a circle of bamboo sticks fell down and hit Taoist Simu together.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

""Oh, oh, oh! Ah, oh!"

Lin Yi saw this scene outside and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

Taoist Simu was stunned and cried out"Aiya!"

""Oh, oh!"

Seeing that Taoist Simu was beaten horribly, he stopped laughing and shouted"oh" twice outside the door.

Sure enough, the zombies in the room stopped moving, jumped and turned, holding bamboo sticks and chasing Lin Yi outside the door.

Taoist Simu finally reacted at this time and covered his mouth

""Ouch, it hurts!"

Lin Yi was walking in front, crying.

The zombies were jumping and chasing after Lin Yi.

Taoist Simu in the room collapsed and lay on the bamboo chair. Suddenly he found something wrong.

Where is Jiale!

Wasn't he lying on the bamboo chair just now?

Simu turned his head and saw Jiale lying on the ground, looking at him with a silly smile on his face.

"Hey, Master"

"Oops, you are playing dirty tricks on your master!"

"Hehe, Master, I am fine, but I can't help it. So many sticks will kill people.

Jiale looked silly when he laughed, but he was not stupid at all.

Taoist Simu laughed and grabbed Jiale's ears.

"You are so smart! Master loves you so much! Stand up and bend down!"

"Ah!"

Jiale's face changed, and he looked at Taoist Simu bitterly.

"Master, please don’t!"

"Hurry up!"

Jia Le made a bitter face and supported himself with both hands.

Taoist Simu raised his bamboo stick.

"I told you not to scream!"

Lin Yi brought Uncle Simu's client into the morgue, and suddenly heard a miserable scream.

The clients who were following Lin Yi stopped in their tracks, feeling awkward.

Where should they go?

""Silence is the command! Forget it!"

Lin Yi shook the Sanqing Bell and lifted the spell cast by Taoist Simu.

The next second, the bamboo sticks in the hands of the zombies fell one after another, and these zombies also stood still quietly.

"I told you not to play anymore. Uncle Shi is really old but his heart is still young. If you want to beat your apprentice, just do it directly."

Old naughty boy, Lin Yi immediately thought of Uncle Jiu, who actually tricked him into looking at the ugly face of a female ghost.

Lin Yi has lost his appetite until now.

Taoist Simu came in with Jiale.

Jiale covered his butt with one hand, walked with a limp, and his face looked aggrieved.

"Ah Yi, let me introduce you, this is your senior brother, Jia Le"

"Jiale, this is your uncle Lin's third disciple, Lin Yi, who is also your junior fellow apprentice."

"Senior Brother Jiale!"

"Oh, Junior Brother, welcome to visit us. I will go catch two fish and stew them for you."

Jiale said to Lin Yi with a smile.

"Thank you, Brother Jiale"

"You're welcome. My master has never brought anyone back. It's rare for someone to come to my house. This way I can have more friends to talk to."

Jia Le smiled sincerely.

He was speaking the truth. He grew up in the deep mountains and old forests with Taoist Master Simu. When Simu was out, there was Master Ikkyu next door to play with him. But Master Ikkyu also went out half a year ago.

He was bored in the past six months.

Now, the master next door is back, and he brought back a beautiful girl.

His own master also brought back a junior brother.

It's finally going to be lively here.

"Why are you still wasting time? Hurry up and put the customers away, then go cook."

Taoist Simu glared at him.

"Oh!"

Jia Le shrank his neck, smiled at Lin Yi, and went to move the body.

Lin Yi was about to help, but Taoist Simu stopped Lin Yi.

"Ah Yi, come with me."

Lin Yi followed Taoist Simu to the small wooden house where they lived.

The house was quite large. In addition to the room for sundries, there was also an empty guest room.

"Ayi, you will live here for the next few days. I will ask Jiale to clean up for you later."

"No, uncle, I can do it myself."

"Well, that's fine. Come with me and pay respects to the ancestor."

Lin Yi nodded and followed Simu to the shrine dedicated to the ancestor.

Next to the Yin-Yang fish Tai Chi diagram was a whisk and a Ruyi, which were all magical instruments passed down by Lin Yi's master.

After lighting the incense, Taoist Simu knelt in front of the table and kowtowed respectfully.

"Pay your respects to the Grandmaster!"

Taoist Simu grabbed a ball of air from the air and stuffed it into his mouth. Strangely, he grabbed another ball of air from the air and put it on his head. He opened his mouth and exhaled.

Finally, he bowed.

Lin Yi knelt behind him, looking confused. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. It was another famous scene.

I really don't know if the Grandmaster would laugh when seeing Uncle Simu's fancy incense burning and worship!

After paying his respects to the Grandmaster, Taoist Simu took Lin Yi to the inner room.

"Yi, sit down."

Let Lin Yi sit down, and Taoist Simu took out a booklet from the cabinet.

""Uncle Master, have some tea."

Lin Yi poured tea for Taoist Simu.

Simu sat down with a smile, handed the booklet to Lin Yi, and said

"Ayi, I brought you back this time to give this to you and to teach you swordsmanship."

"Thank you, Uncle Master!"

Lin Yi took the booklet with both hands and saw the three words"Yan Sheng Shu" written on the cover of the booklet.

"Yansheng means to overcome by disgust, which is a sorcery that uses spells, curses or prayers to suppress people, objects or monsters."

Taoist Master Simu explained the general content of the art of Yansheng to Lin Yi. The book records many methods of Yansheng, as well as the types and methods of making Yansheng objects. The ancient great poet Wang Anshi wrote,"A year has passed with the sound of firecrackers, the spring breeze brings warmth to Tusu, thousands of doors and windows are bright in the sun, and new peaches are always replaced with old ones."

Peach charms are Yansheng objects, used to ward off evil and bring good fortune!

Another example is the Bagua mirror, which is also a Yansheng object. It is a magic weapon that can drive away evil and turn evil into evil.

"Thank you for the teachings, Uncle Master!"

Lin Yi closed the book and bowed to Taoist Simu to express his gratitude.

With this magic, if he wanted to deal with someone in the future, as long as he knew his name and birth date, he would definitely make the other person suffer.

"Hey, I have a good relationship with your master, so there is no need for me to teach you. It is not in vain that I teach you. When I am gone, you have to help Jiale more, understand?"

"Of course, but you are in your prime, it is too early to say that."

Taoist Simu smiled and said,"Make plans early. Okay, you have been traveling for several nights. Go and have a rest first. I will call you when it is time for dinner."

At this moment, Jiale suddenly ran in from outside, with a smile on his face.

"Master, Junior Brother, I have prepared breakfast. You have been walking all night, you must be hungry. Eat something before you rest."

"It's done so quickly?"

Jiale smiled innocently,"I got up early to wait for Master to come back, so I made breakfast by the way."

Jiale suddenly seemed to remember something and said quickly

"By the way, Master, Master Ikkiu next door is back."

When Jiale mentioned the name of Master Ikkiu, Taoist Simu's face suddenly darkened.

"He's back, so he's back. Do you still want me to go and pay my respects to him?"

"No, it’s the master from next door who is coming over!"

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