Zombie: Start the game with Kunlun magic to kill Old Master Ren

"It's so annoying, knocking early and late!"

Taoist Simu opened his eyes with a look of disgust and looked at Lin Yi helplessly.

"Ah Yi, now you know why I hate that stinky monk."

Lin Yi smiled bitterly. There is nothing wrong with a monk beating sutras and chanting Buddha's name, but it is wrong for you to disturb the neighbors.

You knew that beating the wooden fish and chanting sutras would disturb the neighbors next door, but you built your house so close to them, and you made it so loud.

It was obviously intentional.

"Uncle Master, Ikkyu won't be able to knock for long."

"Humph, they only knocked for a while and then stopped, but I was annoyed. They knocked so loudly every day, obviously bullying us Taoists because we have nothing to knock on."

Lin Yi shrugged. Monks chanted scriptures and knocked wooden fish, but Taoists really didn't need to knock on anything.

"Master, the master didn't do it on purpose. It will be fine after a while."

Jiale whispered

"Are you his disciple or my disciple? You don't even speak up for your master!"

Four eyes glared, and Jiale was so scared that he shrank his neck

"Master, of course I am your apprentice. I am going to wash the pot."

"Annoying!"

Taoist Simu looked through the window and glanced at the next door.

The big monk was sitting upright, hitting a large wooden fish with a wooden hammer.

Qingqing was sitting at the table, kneading something with dough.

Lin Yi also saw it and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

"Zhenzhen was at the peak of her beauty when she was young. Her figure and appearance were really amazing!"

Then again, back then, it was known as a battle between gods. Not to mention the male stars, there were the Four Heavenly Kings, the Double Zhou and Yi Cheng, all of whom were extremely beautiful and talented.

Among the female stars, there were White Snake, Little Stutter, Little Jew, Thirteenth Aunt, Nie Xiaoqian, and so on. There were too many to mention.

Purely without makeup, no photoshop!

Tsk tsk, I don't know if I will have the chance to see them in the future.

……

The sound of chanting sutras next door stopped.

Taoist Simu rubbed his stomach and walked towards the house.

"Ayi, go to bed early, or tomorrow morning, this stinky monk will knock again"

"Got it, Uncle Master."

Lin Yi nodded, went out to wash up, and then returned to his room to prepare for bed.

He lay on the bed and fell asleep. Unknowingly, several hours had passed.

Suddenly, a chicken crowed in the yard.

Lin Yi turned over and looked at the sky outside. It was still dark.

Suddenly, a dong dong dong sound came over.

"Namo Posaya, Namo Posaya……"

""Fuck! It started so early!"

Lin Yi was surprised for a moment, and looked out the window. The moon was high in the sky, and it was still early for dawn. Master Ikkyu, you are too pious!

The sound of"dong dong dong" stopped, and suddenly there was a crisp sound.

Lin Yi sat up in a flash.

It can't be that serious! It's not enough to knock the wooden fish, but also to knock the bowl!

"Ah!"

The Taoist priest Simu in the inner room also burst out

"Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock sooner or later, will it ever end?"

Master Simu pulled off the earmuffs on his ears, and stuffed cotton and wicks into his ear holes. It was useless to prepare so many things.

Soon, Lin Yi saw Master Simu carrying a small wooden box and going out.

Lin Yi stretched his body and was no longer sleepy.

Not long after, Master Simu came back with a wooden box and a clay figurine in his hand, smiling smugly.

"Knock, knock, knock, I let you knock!"

""Master!"

Jiale was also woken up by Master Ikkiu. Seeing his master holding Master Ikkiu's clay doll in his hand, he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

Master would not play a trick on him!

"Well, let’s start the altar!"

"Ah! It’s not even daybreak yet!"

"You have to choose a time to set up the altar, go!"

"Oh!"

Jiale reluctantly went to start the altar.

"Humph, you are dead. Come here, Ayi. Uncle Master will show you what the magic of annihilation is!"

Lin Yi's eyes lit up. The show is about to begin.

"I'm coming!"

……

In front of the altar, Taoist Simu made a seal with his hand and raised his sword finger. The paper man on the table was controlled by Taoist Simu to pick up a walnut and throw it out.

Soon, a thumping sound came from the house of the master next door.

Lin Yi ran to the window and saw that the master next door threw away the wooden fish, stretched out his arm, and swept away the copper bowl on the table.

Then he waved his hand, and the table flipped over. The incense burner and candles flew out in an instant and scattered all over the floor.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Master Yixiu looked at his hands blankly, and then found that his body was out of control and began to twist randomly.

Hearing the noise, Qingqing ran over and saw Master Yixiu twisting randomly like a lunatic, and was immediately confused.

"Master, what’s wrong with you?"

"I don't know what happened to me! My body is out of control."

The next second, Master Ikkiu laughed.

"Hehehe, someone, hehehe, pressed my funny point, hahahaha, please help me quickly, ha, untie the point!"

""Oh!"

Qingqing nodded and ran to get the silver needle.

Through the window, Lin Yi saw clearly that Master Yixiu picked up the pliers on the cupboard.

Tsk tsk, he was familiar with this thing. He used it to pull out the two zombie teeth of Old Master Ren.

"What am I doing with those pliers?"

""Ah, hahaha!"

Master Ikkyu laughed and put the pliers into his mouth.

Crack!

Ouch!

"Haha, I had a tooth pulled out, haha, luckily it was a cavity, ouch, ouch, it hurts so much"

"Master, I will untie your acupuncture point for you!"

Qingqing ran back with the silver needle, snatched the pliers from Yixiu's hand, and then pierced Yixiu's smile point with the needle.

"Woohoo! I'm being controlled by someone. Qingqing, go get the garlic!"

""Oh!"

Qingqing nodded and looked at the garlic hanging on the beam.

The beam was at least three meters high. Qingqing took a running start, jumped up, grabbed the beam with both hands, swung her body, and hooked her legs on another beam. The whole person was hanging on the beam, and she pulled off a garlic with a casual move.

This series of actions made Lin Yi's eyes go straight.

In the movie, this action has a stunt double, and the dragon and tiger martial artists can do it, but this is Qingqing's own!

A little girl with a cute figure, jumped more than one meter high, and hung on the three-meter-high beam. I dare not say that this skill can beat Qiu Sheng and Jiale, but it is definitely crushing Wencai!

"Stop playing, Master, Master Ikkiu has got some garlic!"

Lin Yi turned around and went to find Taoist Simu.

If you keep playing, you'll have to drink the lamp oil soon.

……

A few minutes later, Master Yixiu and Qingqing rushed over aggressively, but when they saw the situation here, they were stunned.

The room was dark, and the master, apprentice and nephew were all sleeping soundly.

"Simu, you have guts! You win today, ouch!"

Master Yixiu covered his face and went back angrily.

A moment later, the room was filled with the stifled laughter of Taoist Simu.

Lin Yi, who was lying on the bed pretending to be asleep, covered his ears speechlessly.

My god, Master Yixiu stopped beating the wooden fish, why did you start again, uncle!

""Give it, give it, hehe, hahahaha!"

The more he laughed, the more exaggerated it became.

Gradually, Lin Yi realized that something was wrong. He stood up and went to check. He saw that Taoist Simu looked like he was about to die of laughter.

""Master, what's wrong with you?"

Jiale also rushed over, and seeing Simu's blue face, he rushed over nervously.

This is a curse!

When did it happen?

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows, and an exorcism talisman appeared in his hand instantly.

He flashed to Simu's side and slapped the exorcism talisman on the forehead of Taoist Simu.

With a puff, the talisman turned into ashes.

Simu, who had been laughing wildly, finally stopped laughing, and collapsed on the bed, gasping for breath. It took a long time for Taoist Simu to recover and raised his middle finger.

"Stinky, stinky monk, you are so cruel!"

…… ps: The magic of annihilation, the magic of Xiao Maoshan, controls other people's bodies. In the movie, Simu and Ikki fight each other. It looks fun, but it's scary when you think about it!

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