Zombie: Taking a concubine into the chat group makes Uncle Jiu feel numb

【Ding, the world of Xianxia: Zhao Linger, a fairy girl who just wants to be an ordinary girl, joins the chat group】

【Ding, martial arts world: In order to carry forward the Huashan sect, Xiao Jiji’s leader, Yue Buqun, joins the chat group】

【Ding, the world of mythology: I was persecuted by my good brothers and became a useless cook——Gao Yao joined the chat group】

【Ding, the world of demons and ghosts: the visible ordinary beautiful girl——Miko Yotsuya joins the chat group. 】

Li Xunhuan:”Welcome new group members, join the group to take photos, tell us your age, and reveal your hobbies.”

Mu Nianci:”Great, there are new people joining, and there is a girl sister from the fairy world?”

“I’m really curious about what the world of Xianxia is like, and whether it’s suitable for sightseeing.”

Zhiqiu Yiye:”Wow! A fairy girl from the fairy world?”

“A beautiful girl from the ghost world?”

“Has my chance come?”

Green Man King:”Zhiqiu Yiye, what are you going to do? Want to eat shit again?”

“Don’t scare people away because of your wretchedness.

Li Mochou:”Zhiqiu Yiye, you are wretched +1.”

Li Xunhuan:”Zhiqiu Yiye, you are wretched +1.””

Mu Nianci:”……+1.”

婠婠:”……+1.”

Nangong Ping’er:”……+1.”

Zhiqiu Yiye:”……, please don’t ruin my image in front of new people, okay?”

“Zhao Ling’er, don’t listen to what they say, I’m a master of subduing demons.”

“Yotsugamiko, are you an ordinary person living in a world full of ghosts?”

“It just so happens that I am good at subjugating demons. If you need anything, just ask me. I can help you catch ghosts and subjugate demons.”

“There is no need for any reward, just a promise of yourself.”

Green Man King:”Damn it, Zhiqiu Yiye, you make me feel sick, you actually want to lie to my little sister.”

“You are the master of subduing demons, so what is Mr. Ye?”

“Yotsuya Miko, don’t listen to this wretched guy’s nonsense. If you have anything to do, go to Mr. Ye.”

“It will definitely give you a sense of safety and security”

“Before, when Mu Nianci or Fairy Nangong encountered danger, it was Boss Ye who traveled through them.

Whether they were thousands of troops or monsters, they were all killed by Boss Ye.”

Li Xunhuan:”The Green Man King is right, just pay homage to Mr. Ye Yan.

Li Mochou:”Agree +1.””

婠婠:”Agree +1″

……

Green Man King:”Hey, why aren’t the newcomers talking?”

Huanwen:”Why else? I probably saw some strange chat group and thought it was some kind of monster.”

“Let them find out for themselves first. Li Mochou:”

It makes sense. When I opened the chat group for the first time, I was shocked.””

“Huh! What world in the mythical world is it? What does it mean to have no little Jiji?”

“And that guy named Yue Buqun, why doesn’t he have a little Jiji?”

Huanwen:”Li Mochou means eunuch.

Li Mochou:” Hey!” Why are there two father-in-laws in the group?

Yue Buqun:”You bastards, who are you, how dare you destroy the reputation of this leader?” Li Mochou:”

Wow!” Yue Buqun, you are so quick to post in a chat group. It seems that people with little Jiji have high IQs!”

Pfft~

When Yue Buqun heard this, he almost vomited blood.

Ye Yan also almost spat out a mouthful of water.

Why didn’t he realize that Li Mochou spoke so hurtfully before?

The skill of cursing people is not too strong, without a single curse word. It can make Yue Buqun angry and vomit blood.

He just doesn’t have Xiao Jiji, but he doesn’t have a brain, okay?

Besides, Yue Buqun still doesn’t know in that timeline, but now he may still have Xiao Jiji.

Yue Buqun :”Wow, you are so angry with me. How can you be so holy? You have the courage to come out and compete with me.””

“What kind of hero is it to pretend to be a ghost?

Li Mochou:”What kind of pretense is this?””

“This is a comment in the Zhutian chat group, which represents your current situation or your future destiny.

Li Xunhuan:”Yes, our remarks have all come true.””

“If you don’t believe it, you can also ask Mr. Ye for fortune telling.

Huanwan:”Yes, brother Ye Yan is very powerful!””

“As long as I hear your name, no matter you are now or in the past, even your future fate will be known.”

Zhiqiu Yiye:”I can prove this.”

“Boss Ye is the god of all heavens and worlds”

“everything that happens in our world”

“Let me introduce it to you here”

“This is the chat group of the heavens, a group that can connect all the worlds.”

“Here you can chat, trade, and teach skills and magical powers.”

“We can even use group points to travel to our respective worlds to help you resolve the crisis.”

“Zhao Ling’er, Yotsuya Miko, I’m such a good person”

“He is also a handsome guy. If you want to know more about this group, you can chat with me privately.”

“Just send me a private photo of you.”

Zhiqiu Yiye is really stubborn. In order to seduce new female friends, he will show off his presence whenever he finds an opportunity.

However, Zhao Ling’er and Yotsuya Miko are not stupid.

After seeing everyone’s comments about Zhiqiu Yiye, they immediately knew that he was He is the most disliked person in this group.

In addition, the group members are so enthusiastic.

Naturally, they will not stupidly send any private photos to Zhiqiu Yiye.

Zhao Ling’er:”Really? Brother Ye Yan knows everything that is about to happen?”

“Great, Ling’er wants to know where her mother has gone.”

“Ling’er hasn’t seen my mother for a long time.”

The cute and cute Zhao Ling’er is currently in the Nanzhao Palace, holding candied haws and counting on her fingers.

Ye Yan immediately understood after hearing this, this is definitely the young version of Zhao Ling’er.

In other words, this is a grown-up version of a female group member..

But Ye Yan doesn’t care.

Anyway, Ye Yan is now a monk and can afford to wait for more than ten years.

Besides, the timeline of the chat group is not fixed, although Zhao Ling’er is now a young version.

Maybe she can be offline. When the connection is reconnected, it will be the fairy version of the beautiful girl.

Ye Yan:”You are the princess of Nanzhao Kingdom, your mother is Qing’er, and your father is the Witch King, right?”

Zhao Ling’er:”Yes, yes!” Brother Ye Yan, no, brother fairy, can Linger really figure out everything about me?”

“Then where is my mother? I want to see my mother. I want to see my mother.”

Zhao Ling’er is extremely convinced by Ye Yan at this time.

“Linger, be good, if I guess correctly, you will be able to see your mother soon”

“It’s just that your mother is a descendant of Nuwa in your world, and she has her own mission.”

“There will be a period of time in the future when you will live a carefree life on a small island in the East, and you will have your favorite candied haws to eat every day.”

Ye Yan is actually coaxing the child.

After all, do you have to tell Zhao Ling’er now that your mother will soon turn into a statue.

Will you meet a man who will make you sad and desperate in ten years?

Even if Zhao Ling’er is allowed to avoid these risks , at least wait a few years until Zhao Ling’er grows up before telling these things.

Of course, if Ye Yan’s cultivation can rise to a certain level during this period, he will definitely travel through the past and prevent these things. Happened.

But Zhao Ling’er didn’t know this at this time.

Hearing Ye Yan’s words, he smiled instantly.

Zhao Ling’er:”Really? Can I really see my mother soon?”

“Great, Brother Divine, thank you.”

Zhao Ling’er is still a kid at heart after all, and she firmly believes in Ye Yan’s words.

At the same time, she is even more determined. Ye Yan is what Huan and the others call a god. She starts to worship Ye Yan a little.

Zhiqiu Yiye:”I’ll go.! What do I hear? This fairy girl is actually a descendant of Nuwa?”

“Oh my God! Isn’t Nuwa a great ancient god?”

“What kind of existence are her descendants?”

“Zhao Ling’er, meet the boss. It was my younger brother who offended me just now. Please forgive me, boss!

Li Xunhuan:”Oh my God!” Descendants of ancient gods?”

“Wouldn’t that be more awesome than Mr. Ye?”

Green Man King:”Li Xunhuan, what you said is wrong.”

“Have you forgotten that Mr. Ye can easily tell everything about Zhao Ling’er? Li Xunhuan:”

Yes!” Oh my God!”

“Doesn’t that mean that Mr. Ye is better than the descendants of Nuwa?”

Li Xunhuan was shocked.

He felt that his understanding of Ye Yan was refreshed again.

Even Yue Buqun and several other group members were directly shocked by Ye Yan’s operation.

But Yue Buqun is an old fox, he is still here at this time Suspect, Ye Yan and the others are just singing along.

They are fooling him.

Not to mention Yotsuya Miko, a person who”walks on the tightrope” every day.

At this time, Yotsuya Miko is still doubting that Ye Yan and the others are some kind of monster. They got together to deceive her.

You must know that Yotsuya Miko is in a terrible world where monsters and monsters are everywhere.

It’s hard to die, but Yotsuya Miko is the only one who has yin and yang eyes and can see these monsters.

Once these monsters know, Yotsuya will If Yotsuya Miko can see them, he will eat her without a second thought. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network.)

Therefore, Yotsugamiko has been living a life of fear since she could see ghosts that year.

No matter face to face with evil spirits and scare them, kissing and hugging, or even pretending to be a poor child or old man asking for help, Yotsuya Miko pretended not to see it.

Because Yotsuya Miko tried once to help an injured little girl. , and the other party immediately said with a ferocious smile:

“You can see me, Jie Jie Jie.”

The poor little girl immediately turned into a fanged and blood-mouthed evil demon who wanted to eat Yotsuya Miko.

Fortunately, she happened to be carrying a peace charm from the East that day, so she saved her life.

So just now she found a chat group appeared in her mind, and With so many people talking, she immediately thought that it was definitely those monsters and monsters who wanted to eat her who were deceiving her.

But at this moment, she subconsciously checked the chat group quietly while walking.

By coincidence, at this time, a The old lady walked straight towards her and said”take it”.

Yotsuya Miko subconsciously avoided the old lady

“not good.”

Yotsuya Miko instantly realized something was wrong.

Sure enough, the next moment, the old woman who was walking tremblingly had her head split open, fangs and bloody mouth were exposed on the top of her head, and her neck stretched ten meters, like a strange snake, with a ferocious look. The head screamed crazily:

“You can see me, you can see me… you really can see me”

“Hahaha, I haven’t had a delicious meal in a long time”[]

Yotsuya Mitsuko was so frightened that he almost died.

The hairs all over my body are exploding, adrenaline is soaring like crazy, and a pair of straight comic legs are running wildly under JK’s skirt…….

“Help! don’t chase me”

“I can’t see you, I can’t see you”

“Don’t eat me!”

Yotsuya Mitsuko panicked instantly.

She didn’t expect that she had just forgotten the real world in order to deal with the chat group. Soon, to her despair, she actually ran to a dead end.

The evil old lady just chased her, extremely excited, Tan He stretched out his ten-meter-long neck and tried to bite Yotsuya Miko.

Yotsuya Miko said:”Ah! Help!”

“Brother Ye Yan can really help me exorcise demons?”

“Some ghost figured out I could see it, and I’m being hunted now!”

“Save me!”

When Yotsuya saw his son in despair, he could only treat the dead horse as a living horse doctor and shouted to the crowd.

【Ding, the exclusive red envelope from Ye Yan – Purple Thunder Talisman~】

【Ding, Yotsuya Miko got the Purple Thunder Talisman~]

Ye Yan:”Yitani Miko, when you encounter a ghost, throw out the Purple Thunder Talisman.”

“What? Throw it out?”

Yotsuya Miko looked at the ordinary, fluttering purple paper in her hand and felt numb instantly!!

Can this thing deal with such a terrifying evil spirit?

Are you throwing it out?

Wouldn’t it just flutter to the ground if you throw it out?

Are you playing with me?

Yotsuya Miko almost burst into tears.

But the next moment, there was a click, a boom, and at the moment when the evil old lady’s head was about to bite Yotsuya Miko.

Purple light flashed, thunder rolled, and a violent thunder and lightning shot out of the sky. Blast the evil old lady.

She was invincible and finally blew up the divine toilet a thousand meters away.

“What? How can this be?”

“���Electricity, an ordinary piece of paper, can actually emit such terrifying thunder and lightning?”

“The mysterious power of the East?”

“immortal?”

Miko Yotsuya was numb for a moment.

But after she reacted, she became excited instantly.

“Great, really dead”

“God, thank you God for saving me”

“God, look, not only the evil ghost was killed, but even the buildings over there were bombed to pieces.”

“The gods are so powerful.”

Miko Yotsuya sent a picture of the exploded building ruins to the group.

The entire group was instantly stunned.

Yue Buqun was instantly shocked.

His breathing became rapid.

I didn’t expect this group to be so defiant. There is also this magical method.

If you can learn it, why can’t you revitalize the Huashan sect?

Even if you unify the world and make Huashan the largest sect in the world, it will be no problem. The high officials in the mythical world are also attracted by this picture at this time He was shocked.

He originally thought it was a hallucination after traveling through time, and ignored the voice in his head.

Unexpectedly, something so outrageous actually happened. When the cute little version of Zhao Ling’er saw the picture, her little face was instantly shocked. The little hand holding the candied haws froze for two seconds.

And the whole group exploded instantly.

Zhiqiu Yiye:”I’m going! Boss, you are partial!”

“There is such a terrifying talisman, why didn’t you take it out earlier?”

“I have this talisman. If I encounter monsters and monsters in the future, if I just throw a few hundred of them away, even the thousand-year-old centipede spirit you mentioned will be smashed into rubbish.”

Green Man King:”The boss has such powerful talismans, can you give me a few?”

“I also want to play with the feeling of thunder.”

Huanwen:”Brother Ye Yan, you are partial in 2.4. People gave you so many private photos, and you actually hid something from them.”

“You actually gave such a good thing to Yotsuya Miko, who you just met, and refused to give it to me.”

“People are so sad.”

Huanhua is really sad this time.

She feels wrong.

Li Mochou:”Humph! Brother Ye Yan, you are partial and make people angry.”

“People also want this Purple Thunder Talisman.”

Mu Nianci:”Brother Ye Yan, what kind of powerful talisman did you give to Yotsuya Miko when we met for the first time?”

Several women in the group felt that they had been wronged.

Ye Yan was speechless for a moment.

Is this woman so jealous?

Fortunately, it was at this moment.

Nangong Ping’er helped Ye Yan explain:”You should have misunderstood Ye Yan”

“This purple thunder talisman is of no use to your martial arts world.”

“This is a talisman that needs to encounter yin energy or spiritual energy to be activated.”

“And it’s not as powerful as you think, it can directly destroy a house.”

“If I guessed correctly, there should be many evil spirits in the building Yotsuya Mitiko accidentally hit.”

“That’s why the Purple Thunder Talisman will destroy the entire building like setting off a gunpowder magazine.

Mu Nianci:”Ye Yan, brother Ye Yan, is this really like this?””

“Sorry, sorry, did people blame you wrongly?”

“Don’t be angry! Li

Mochou:”Brother Ye Yan, I made a mistake. Don’t ignore me!” Huanwan:”

Brother Ye Yan, don’t be angry!” People are like this because they love you!”

“This is my apology gift! Brother Ye Yan will definitely like it!”

【Ding, an exclusive red envelope from Huanwan. 】

Ye Yan was speechless by these women.

But the next moment, Ye Yan clicked on Hanhan’s exclusive gift package.

The scene in front of him made Ye Yan stunned.

“I go! Huanhua, you are becoming too perverted!”

“Why do you give me this thing?”.