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However, although these two guys are not professional, but after this set of tricks, it is still possible to fool a layman.

Xiaoyue gave a low drink:

"Get on the sword!"

The mahogany sword placed on the altar in advance was thrown by Ah Xing's "accompanying dancer", and fell into Xiaoyue's hands gracefully.

Xiaoyue started the steps that Xu Ce couldn't understand why he kept jumping and swaying non-stop when opening the forum.

"Snowflakes cover the top! The roots of the old trees are entangled! The trays! ****! Chang'e flies to the moon..."

Then Xu Ce almost couldn't help laughing, what kind of mantra is this shit, the old tree is rooted, and it's rotten, it's easy to make people think wrong!

As for what the hell is Chang'e flying to the moon!

Then Xu Ce heard Xiaoyue whisper again:

"Brother, quickly recite the Soul Sutra!"

Ah Xing was stunned on the spot, what is the Sutra of Huihun, why didn't he know there was such a scripture?

Turning his head to look at Xiaoyue, he said in a daze:

"Junior Sister, are you sure we have read the Soul Returning Sutra? Is there really such a scripture as the Soul Returning Sutra?"

Xiaoyue looked annoyed, why is she so stupid! Lower your voice and feel uncomfortable:

"You're so stupid, make it up yourself!"

Ah Xing was not yet a fool, so he immediately reacted, and then clasped his hands together, straddled his horse, and screamed as if something happened:

"@#￥#@#￥%#￥@#\u0026...*\u0026..."

Anyway, it’s fine if everyone can’t understand it, the important thing is to have that dragging tune.

But because Uncle Zhao was a bit far away, there were many trees nearby, and the sound of the leaves whirling in the wind was quite loud. Xiaoyue and A Xing whispered, but they didn't hear them, and they didn't jump right away.

However, Xu Ce and Ye Qian's hearing is good, and they heard it clearly.

Xu Ce suppressed his smile and remained calm.

And Ye Qian could easily control her emotions, and now she understood that the Taoist stinking deliberately didn't make the first move in order to see the jokes of those two little liars.

In other words, it's really interesting!

Moreover, at this time, Ye Qian had already noticed that the ghost in the winery had awakened from a deep sleep and was slowly drifting towards them.

Have fun watching it.

"Knock on the gate of hell!"

Xiaoyue yelled loudly, Ah Xing stomped on the ground with a bang, as if she was really knocking on the door.

"Say all the grievances in your heart! Knock on the gate of hell again!"

A Xing continued to stomp his feet.

"Three knocks on the gate of hell!"

Ah Xing was prostrate on the ground and kowtowed.

"Continue to act!"

When Xiaoyue said this, she immediately covered her mouth, accidentally slipping her mouth.

Ah Xing's expression froze in a single game, what and what?

While Xiaoyue was annoyed, she gave Ah Xing a hard look. This senior brother usually has a bright mind, especially when he saw a good-looking girl.

Xiaoyue tried her best to wink at Ah Xing, but she still couldn't understand.

There is no way out, Xiaoyue had no choice but to use the simplest and most brutal means, and said silently in her heart, senior brother, if I hurt you, don't blame her, it's all for money!

Then, Xiaoyue suddenly grasped the mahogany sword in her hand and stabbed it towards A Xing's foot.

Caught off guard, Ah Xing screamed in pain, jumping non-stop on the spot.

"Upper body!"

Xiaoyue shouted again.

The pain seemed to make Ah Xing's mind much clearer, and he suddenly understood what Xiaoyue meant, but Nima really hurts.

Looking at this scene, Ye Qian couldn't help tugging on Xu Ce's clothes, and said via voice transmission:

"Smelly Taoist, you people in Yangjian, these tricks are really good."

Xu Ce glanced at Ye Qian from the corner of his eye, and said angrily:

"It's beautiful, then just watch it carefully, more exciting things will come soon."

"Anything more exciting?"

"uh-huh!"

Xiaoyue and A Xing are still continuing her performance, the two guys don't know that the interesting outsider in their hearts has not only seen through everything, but also deliberately watched their good show, taking pleasure in other people's misfortunes, and is about to Bad luck.

"Who is here! Report your name!"

Xiaoyue waved her sword to question.

Ah Xing danced and shook his feet, on the one hand, to relieve the pain of being pierced by the mahogany sword on the back of his feet during the jump, and on the other hand, he vividly expressed the essence of the great dancer.

"Li's little red!"

Ah Xing hangs his voice, pretending to be a female voice, but the voice of a male duck sounds really ugly.

"Why is the ghost lingering and entangled so hard!"

Satsuki asked again.

Ah Xing's brain crashed again, this is a problem, he jumped in front of Xiaoyue, lowered his voice and said:

"I don't know how to answer?"

Xiaoyue secretly rolled her eyes, this Brother A Xing is a pig, just make it up! But at this time, Uncle Zhao had stood up nervously and was staring at them.

Xiaoyue had an idea and said:

"If you have something to hide, don't be afraid, just tell me!"

"I can't tell, why don't you ask some questions and answers."

Xiaoyue was very depressed, well, just ask and answer questions.

"Mr. Li, do you have any grievances?"

Just when Ah Xing was about to reply, his figure suddenly froze, and the posture of dancing the great god also stopped, because behind Xiaoyue, he saw a female ghost in red clothes with long hair and shawl. , appeared floatingly, with blood dripping from the eye sockets towards the ground, it was terrifying.

At this time, Xiaoyue was pretending to be a witch, her eyes were closed, and the female ghost appeared behind her, but she didn't see it, and she didn't notice that Ah Xing was so frightened that her expression froze.

"Yeah, I died so badly..."

The female ghost's voice was erratic.

Xiaoyue didn't realize that something was wrong, she was still thinking in her heart, Brother A Xing is not bad, his voice is pretending to be similar, it's rare to be smart,

"Then are you unwilling to die?"

"Unwilling..."

"Okay, then tell me your life experience."

"If I tell you, you won't believe me... I lost my virginity to Uncle Zhao since I was twelve years old."

"Beast!"

"My parents asked him to reason, and he killed them all, and possessed me for a long time."

"There is no humanity!"

"When I was fifteen, he got married and planned to find someone to take my turn."

"Damn it, it's simply not human!"

"He also framed me as an adulterer, and beat me to death under the pretext of being alive. I died a miserable death..."

Hearing this, Xiaoyue felt that something was wrong, and couldn't help muttering:

"Senior Brother Ah Xing, isn't your story a bit outrageous? Only ghosts will believe you!"

But at this time, that Uncle Zhao was completely frightened, his body was trembling, and he kept moving backwards, but his legs were trembling, and his whole body was so frightened that he had no energy. Didn't move half a meter away.

Xu Ce and Ye Qian looked at each other, they were extremely angry, staring coldly at the trembling Uncle Zhao, this kind of person should be cut to pieces! Damn it!