Zombie World: The Ghost Marriage Wife Comes to the Door

At daybreak, Simu brought Huang Tianba to his home.

"Tianba, we are just ahead. You can take a nap in the morning and walk around after lunch. The environment here is pretty good."

Huang Tianba naturally had no objection. Although he did not feel tired with his physique, sleeping was still a habit.

As they approached, two wooden houses with fenced yards stood, and there were several side houses next to them.

Looking around, the nearby mountains and rivers were beautiful, and it was indeed a quiet and pleasant place.

Simu pushed open the fence gate and took Huang Tianba in. The zombies followed behind, and then shouted a few times.

"Jia Le, Jia Le, the master is back, get up and greet him quickly"

No one responded to the call, but a deafening snoring could be heard.

Simu was a little angry. The master was working hard outside to drive the corpses, but the apprentice did not get up early to practice, but slept in.

He turned his head and looked around, his eyes fell on the zombies behind him, and then he went to the eaves next to him and carried a pile of firewood.

Because he carried too much at once, two of them fell on the wooden floor, making a "dong dong" sound.

Jiale, who was sleeping inside, was awakened instantly, thinking that there was a thief;

He got up quietly, walked to the door of the room, put some saliva on his hands, and poked the white paper on the doors and windows.

When he saw the master handing out firewood to the zombies, although he didn't know what he was doing, he had an inexplicable ominous premonition.

"Heaven and earth, zombies have spirits, zombies have sex, forget the ringtone, beat them when you hear 'ah', beat them when you hear 'ah', 'ah ah' is the order, listen to my order"

Huang Tianba looked at Simu's operations with a strange look on his face, knowing that this guy was going to be unlucky.

But he didn't say anything to stop him, instead he held Hu Meir and prepared to watch the fun.

After changing the zombies' orders, Simu tested the power, looked at the shattered basin, and nodded with satisfaction.

Needless to say, not long after this guy entered the room with the zombies, Huang Tianba heard Simu scream.

With a gloating expression, he walked to the door and found that the zombies were beating Simu with firewood.

Especially one of them, the firewood was waving very vigorously.

If Huang Tianba was not mistaken, the zombie was the one that Simu had beaten.

At this time, he took revenge and was particularly cruel, beating him so hard that he screamed "Aiya!".

"Oh! Simu, you are getting retribution! I advised you to be kind last night, but you told me not to care. Now, tut tut tut..."

Simu felt a burning pain all over his body. Hearing his gloating babble, he just watched and did nothing to help, and he was so angry that his teeth itched.

"Pujie, please save me! That old Biden is so cruel"

Huang Tianba saw that he was almost beaten, turned around and smiled at Jiale who was a little at a loss:

"Your master is almost beaten to death, why don't you save his life?"

Jiale came to his senses, and ran to the door and shouted "Aiya" to attract the zombies.

When the zombies were attracted out of the room, Simu had been beaten black and blue.

"Oh! Simu, you look so suave and handsome! You may really attract a group of senior sisters and junior sisters"

"Oh... Oh! You, Pujie, you didn't help me when you saw me being beaten so badly, I want to break up with you! I want to break up with you!"

Simu touched the wound on his face, groaned with his teeth bared, stared at him angrily and cursed.

A ball of green light rose from Huang Tianba's hand. Hearing his words, he shrugged and said:

"Damn, I wanted to help you heal, but since you want to break up, I'll leave?"

He was about to turn around, and Simu saw the magic in his hand, his eyes lit up, and he shouted with a smile on his face.

"Just kidding, Tianba, brother is joking, don't take it seriously! Come and help me heal"

When the light of the healing spell sank into Simu's body, the redness and swelling on his body immediately disappeared visibly.

"Oh, your magic is so powerful"

Simu couldn't help but moan in comfort, but when he found that his apprentice had returned, he immediately straightened his face:

"Jia Le, this is Master's friend Huang Tianba, call him Uncle Huang"

Jia Le looked at the young man who was not much older than himself, and he couldn't call him Uncle Huang, and an embarrassed expression appeared on his face.

"Huang... Master Huang... Uncle Master"

Huang Tianba heard what Simu said, waved his hand and said:

"Don't listen to your master, just call me whatever you want. I only have some common things on me now, and I will give you a useful gift when I leave"

Before the guy said anything, Simu took over the conversation:

"Did you hear that? Uncle Master Huang wants to give you a good gift, why don't you thank him! Then go make breakfast?""Oh, thank you, Master Huang. I'll go cook."

Huang Tianba looked at Jiale's back, turned around and praised him:

"Simu, Jiale works much harder than Wencai and Qiusheng, and has reached the seventh level of refining essence."

"That's right. This place is not like Renjia Town. There is nothing here. He has to practice martial arts to kill time except for playing around nearby, climbing mountains and swimming in the water."

Simu was proud to hear his praise.

An hour later, Jiale came in with a few side dishes and a pot of porridge.

"Master, when I was cooking just now, I saw the master next to me come back. Should I ask him to come and eat together?"

Simu's heart moved slightly when he heard the words, but he glared at him on the surface and took the porridge handed over by Jiale.

"He wants to eat, but he doesn't know to come? Why do you have to call him? What do you think he is, a distinguished guest?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came from outside the door.

"Of course I'm not a distinguished guest! So I came here by myself, didn't I?"

Then an old man wearing white cotton and linen monk's robes and with a kind face walked in with a rustic girl.

"Qingqing, this is the Taoist priest I mentioned to you, and the one over there is his disciple Jiale, uh, this..."

When Huang Tianba was introduced, he looked at the three-tailed fox lying beside his legs and Sang Biao, and his eyes fixed.

"You don't know! This is my friend Huang Tianba"

Simu glanced at him, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he boasted proudly:

"He is destined to be born after experiencing disasters. In his previous life, he was known as the Emperor Wu Shi, a great man with no beginning and no end.

There is a poem to prove it: Who is the peak at the end of the immortal road? Once you see the Wu Shi Dao, it becomes empty.

So Yi Xiu, you should be polite to me in the future, otherwise I will ask him to say hello to the Buddha, and you will not be able to go to the West!"

"Puff"

"Cough, cough cough... Damn it, Simu, don't you know to be low-key? This publicity makes me so stressed!"

Huang Tianba didn't expect this guy to brag about his nonsense, and he almost spit out a mouthful of porridge.

"Haha, Master, come and sit, don't listen to his nonsense, it's just a joke"