Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

"Hey, what's wrong with me?"

Captain Ah Wei, who also knew that he was making a fool of himself, had a hooded look on his face, and he didn't know why he suddenly made such a move.

"Miss...... Look at Captain Awei, like a toad!"

Xiao Cui, who was standing next to Ren Tingting, immediately pointed at Captain Ah Wei who was lying on the ground and sneered.

"Poof!!"

Looking at Captain Ah Wei lying on the ground like a toad, Ren Tingting couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Tingting...... I...... I don't know what's going on?"

Captain Ah Wei hurriedly explained to Ren Tingting next to him that this was a shame to be dismissed.

But before the words fell, his body jumped forward uncontrollably again, and then landed on all fours, like a toad.

"Haha......!!"

At this time, Xiao Cui on Ren Tingting's side finally couldn't help it, holding her stomach and laughing, while Ren Tingting held back her smile and looked at the funny Captain Ah Wei.

"Quack!!"

Outside Ren's Mansion, the toad that was caught by Qiusheng and Wencai kept beating, and Captain Ah Wei in the lobby also followed suit.

With both legs on the ground and two arms on the ground, like a toad!!

"What's wrong with me, it's strange, how am I out of control, what's going ......on!!"

Captain Ah Wei looked confused, and his body kept beating!

"Cousin Tingting, get out of the way, get out of the way......!!"

At this time, the toad outside suddenly jumped in one direction for unknown reasons.

And this direction of Captain Ah Wei is Ren Tingting in front, and it is estimated that he will soon pounce on Ren Tingting.

Looking at Captain Ah Wei's greasy body, Ren Tingting's face was suddenly full of disgust, and her face also showed a hint of panic.

"Ah......h

Suddenly screamed, and hurriedly tried to block Captain Ah Wei with his arm.

Seeing that he was about to jump on Ren Tingting's body, Captain Ah Wei's face was full of panic at the beginning, but now he suddenly remembered that if he could jump on his goddess Ren Tingting's body.

Isn't it still yourself who takes advantage?

Suddenly, a look of yearning couldn't help but appear on his face, and he jumped towards Ren Tingting's body.

At the same time, I am extremely grateful that my body is out of control, although it was a shame just now, but now I have to take back what I lost.

"Haha, cousin!!"

Looking at Ren Tingting, who was close at hand, Captain Ah Wei's face showed a lewd smile.

"Bang !!"

In the next second, a black shadow swept by, and just as Captain Ah Wei was about to jump onto Ren Tingting's body, a black shadow suddenly appeared between Ren Tingting and Captain Ah Wei without knowing when.

With a whip leg, the tiger was full of wind and kicked towards Captain Ah Wei who jumped up!!

"Bang!!"

There was a dull sound, and Captain Ah Wei only felt that his internal organs were overturned.

Immediately, a body weighing nearly two hundred pounds flew out upside down, and finally fell heavily to the ground, raising a lot of dust.

The place where Su Yang kicked it, there were bursts of stinging pain.

"Oh my god, it hurts me......!!"

After Captain Awei's body fell to the ground, he immediately covered his stomach with one hand and his ass with the other.

When I just fell, I almost broke my butt.

At the same time, I was extremely annoyed in my heart, I was just a little bit, just a little bit close to pounce on Tingting's cousin.

What a shame!!

Outside the Ren Mansion, the toad that was controlled by Qiusheng and Wencai suddenly rolled its eyes, and then spit out a yellow talisman from its mouth.

When the yellow talisman touched the air, it immediately turned into ashes and disappeared between heaven and earth.

"Oh no, there's something wrong inside!!"

Qiusheng and Wencai suddenly screamed, and then hurriedly ran towards the hall of Ren's mansion, their faces flustered.

But then, what Qiusheng and Wencai saw was not the accident they expected.

At this moment, Ren Tingting was like a panicked bird, snuggled in Su Yang's arms, with tears in her big eyes.

"Eh, we should be able to help our junior brother, right?" Qiusheng said with a confused expression.

"Well, it should be!" Wen Cai on the side nodded.

"What's going on?"

At this moment, Lin Jiu and Master Ren both walked down from the study on the second floor, with a faint smile on their faces, it seemed that they had just discussed with Su Yang in the study quite pleasantly.

"Cousin-in-law, I want to drink tea!!"

Captain Ah Wei, who was lying on the ground, said with a loveless look.

Ren Tingting also retreated from snuggling in Su Yang's arms to the side, but when she was just hugged by Su Yang, she was really warm and secure!

When Master Ren saw Ren Tingting retreat from Su Yang's arms to the side, he had no choice but to pretend that he didn't see it.

Lin Jiu just glanced at it, and knew that all this must be the two guys Qiusheng and Wencai who were making trouble.

couldn't help but say to Su Yang: "Senior nephew, do you plan to go back with us, or do you want to go back by yourself when the time comes?"

Just now, Ren Tingting was going to go shopping with Su Yang, but Lin Jiu heard it.

As Su Yang's uncle, of course he has to learn the beauty of adults.

"Uncle Shi, when I finish shopping with Miss Ren, I'll go back by myself!" Su Yang said.

"Well, be careful yourself!"

Lin Jiu glanced at Ah Wei on the ground, then stretched out his hand and twisted Qiusheng and Wencai's ears, and walked out of Ren's mansion.

"Dad, I'm going out shopping with Mr. Su!"

With a smile on her face, Ren Tingting hurriedly pulled Su Yang and ran towards the door.

"Alas, it's really a big girl!"

Seeing Ren Tingting leading Su Yang and running towards the door with an excited face, Master Ren suddenly talked freely, and then turned around and entered the study on the second floor.

Captain Ah Wei was alone, lying alone on the floor, waiting for the pain to gradually subside.

After a long time, Captain Ah Wei got up from the ground, ready to go back to the yamen to bring his men and horses, and go to Su Yang for revenge!!

......

The morning passed quickly, and Su Yang took Ren Tingting to visit most of the places where she could play.

Almost all the expenses are paid by Ren Tingting, after all, Ren Tingting is a little rich woman, and the only one Su Yang pays for is the Ping An buckle in his hand.

"Now, this is for you!"

Su Yang gave a red Ping An buckle that he had just bought to Ren Tingting!

"Thank you, Master Su!"

When Ren Tingting saw that Su Yang actually gave her a gift, her face suddenly showed a hint of joy and accepted it.

In his heart, he secretly said: "This, is it considered a token of love?"

Xiao Cui on the side looked at the young lady's confused appearance, and suddenly felt much happier.

It's better for Miss to marry Su Gongzi than to marry the fat and oily Captain Ah Wei.

"Su Yang, there is a rowing boat on the shore, let's go rowing by the lake!" Ren Tingting pointed to the wooden boat by the lake next to her, and said with a sweet smile on her face.

"Okay!"

Su Yang nodded and agreed.

There is a lake next to Renjia Town, called Bibo Lake, when the breeze blows, the lake will ripple layer by layer of blue waves.

On the lake, there are already many men and women who have come out for trysts, rowing boats and swimming on the rippling lake.

Su Yang rented a small wooden boat for renting boats, and he was going to take Ren Tingting on board!!

"Hey, boy, stop me!!"

At this moment, an angry voice suddenly came, and I saw Captain Ah Wei holding his stomach and running towards this side in a hurry with a group of people.

Everyone still had guns in their hands, almost twenty or thirty people, and everyone had anger on their faces!

These people are all Captain Ah Wei's cronies, and they are usually veterans who can fight wherever they are allowed to fight, and they oppress the people together with Captain Ah Wei.

Now when they heard that they were going to follow Captain Ah Wei to snatch the woman, everyone's faces showed a hint of excitement.

Looking at Captain Ah Wei who was running towards him, the corners of Su Yang's mouth showed a sneer, and he finally came.

Immediately, he took a small jar engraved with a talisman in his hand, and the small jar was filled with a faint yin qi.

What was in the jar was a wisdom tooth in the mouth of the old lady Ren, and when he was in the Ren Mansion just now, Su Yang was afraid that Lin Jiu would see it and stop him.

So it didn't take it out!

Now, I can find a way to stuff Old Lady Ren's teeth into Captain Ah Wei's stomach.