didn't give Tang Ying a chance to explain, slapped his forehead with four eyes, and said fiercely: "Oh! You have a Taoist companion at a young age, this is more uncomfortable than killing me!"
"No... Ah?", Tang Ying's explanation was broken, and he asked a little puzzled: "Even if I really find a Taoist couple, should the senior brother be so exaggerated?" "
I promised the master that the junior brother Tang Ying found a Taoist couple, and I married the senior sister of the ruler wind of Zhongfangguan. "
And then... And then? Isn't that a good thing?"
"Who is she Qifeng! She can carry the incense burner of the Maoshan Sect, and the ancestral relationship is even the second senior brother who has to take out the old bones to please when he sees it.
"Such a wild beast, with my small body, has not been squeezed dry early!"
Tang Ying scratched his head and asked in disbelief: "Senior Sister Qifeng, is it so terrifying? It can't be that Senior Brother You deliberately
exaggerated!" "I exaggerate!", Simu pointed to his nose and said extremely firmly: "What I said is not exaggerated at all, the reality may be even more exaggerated than this." "
Tang Ying didn't know much about the situation of Qi Feng, and he didn't have anything to refute the four purposes.
Simu talked to himself for a while, and didn't stop until he said that his mouth was dry.
"I've been saying, junior brother, you haven't told me yet, what's your situation?"
Simu said, taking out the kettle and opening it to drink.
Tang Ying quickly organized the language, and finally summarized it into seven words.
"It's Qiqi, she's grown up. "
Poof!
Four eyes squirted out a mouthful of water, looking at Tang Ying with mentally retarded eyes.
"Senior brother, you are stupid for me! How long has it been since I left, and the little girl Qiqiyi has grown into a slim girl?"
The four eyes looked at Qiqi by the moonlight.
I saw Qiqi wearing blue wide clothes, waist-length hair, and a ponytail tied with thin vines at will.
This body, the only thing that can be linked to the characteristics of Qiqi in his impression is the zombie hat that has become bigger.
Qiqi's zombie hat has her vision on it, so the hat has a magical attribute, that is, it will grow with Qiqi.
Tang Ying knew that the four-eyed Daoist didn't believe it, so he had already planned how to explain it.
"Senior brother, this is a long story, let's deal with your customers first. I'll explain it to you as I go.
Simu looked at the scurrying zombies and nodded in agreement.
It took a stick of incense to put the zombie team in order.
Four Eyes walks to the front of the group, ready to lead the way for the zombies.
At this time, Qiqi, who had not spoken, suddenly said to Simu: "Simu Dao is long, Qiqi has it, learn to drive away corpses." Let's give it a try.
"Huh?", Simu didn't believe that the girl was Qiqi at all, so he didn't care and said: "Try it, try it!" "Simu
Daoist, you get out of the way, otherwise it will hurt yours."
"Oh yes! You really think you're a gifted Qiqi, just try it, don't waste your time.
During the four eyes talking, he had been bending down on the ground to sort out the small altar of chasing corpses, and he didn't look at Qiqi at all.
Qiqi hesitated, and finally looked at Tang Ying.
Tang Ying thought for a while, and finally nodded and whispered in Qiqi's ear: "Don't worry about the four-eyed senior brother, it will make the zombies jump hard." It's best to let the senior brother feel the feeling of flying.
Qiqi touched his chin and thought for a while, and finally nodded and agreed to Tang Ying's proposal.
"Everyone, jump hard. I
saw that Qiqi just pointed to the road and said a casual word to the zombie team.
The zombie team reacted immediately and jumped forward.
Without looking, he was kicked in the ass by the leading zombie and flew four or five meters away.
......
At the end of the horizon, the sky began to roll over the belly of the fish.
Tang Ying Qiqi rode a horse and walked out of the deep mountains and forests with the four-eyed Taoist who was riding a zombie.
Simu sat in the middle of the zombie team, looked at Qiqi and said that the left zombie turned left, saying that the more pitted the more pitted. asked Tang Ying very curiously.
"Senior brother, what is Qiqi's identity!How can you command zombies with your mouth?"
Tang Ying thought about it, but still didn't tell Simu the identity of Qiqi Zombie.
"Qiqi is my daughter, more
than my dear..." "I know, I know, I'm closer than my dear!", Simu waved his hand and didn't continue to ask.
didn't ask, and Tang Ying didn't say.
It's not that he is doing special treatment, since he gave Qiqi the identity of his daughter in front of Lin Yijiu, Tang Ying doesn't like to say the identity of Qiqi zombie in front of others.
After all, Qiqi has a special situation, and she has all the characteristics that define the living person all over the body, and even the most important body temperature for judging the living person, Qiqi also has it.
Under various circumstances, Tang Ying prefers others to look at Qiqi with the eyes of a living person, rather than making people think of a cold and ruthless zombie when they see Qiqi.
After a small episode, Tang Ying and his party finally returned to Simu's house.
After settling Special Red in a shed in the backyard, Tang Ying took Qiqi and walked towards the main house.
It didn't take long for him to hear the voice of the four-eyed Taoist chanting words.
Tang Ying and Qiqi pricked up their ears to listen, and then they heard clearly, it turned out that Simu was giving orders to the zombies.
"Heavenly spirits, earth spirits. The walking dead have spirits, and the walking dead have sex. Forget the bell, listen to it, hit it, beat it when you scream, and give it an order.
At this time, Tang Ying and Qiqi walked into the courtyard.
I saw that the four-eyed Taoist leader was holding a yellow talisman rolled into a paper tube, with green smoke on it, and shouted at the zombie team.
"Listen to me!"
the zombie heard this, and the hand holding the bamboo stick immediately stiffened.
Seeing this, Simu smiled slightly.
Throw away the yellow talisman in his hand, pick up the clay pot next to him and squat in front of the zombie team.
"Hey, try it first. Oops!"
Four-eyed shouted, and the zombie team's arm swung down like a mechanical wave.
The
clay pot is torn apart and looks powerful.
"Hey, hey, hey, let you watch the house, you give me a dream of Zhou Gong. See how I clean you up. The
four-eyed Taoist smiled evilly, and jumped up and down with the zombie towards the house.
Tang Ying and Qiqi glanced at each other and hurriedly followed.
Walking to the door, Tang Ying found a bamboo stool in the corner and sat on it to watch the next development with relish.
At this time, Qiqiyi didn't have any burden in his heart, so he sat directly on Tang Ying's lap as usual.
"Brother Tang, frozen coconut.
Tang Ying's face was slightly red, and he took the frozen coconut and looked at the house uncontrollably.
Inside the house, the four-eyed Taoist and a group of zombies surrounded Knorr on the deck chair.
The four-eyed Taoist rolled up his sleeves, raised his hand and hit Knorr's leg.
Knorr covered his mouth and gritted his teeth without saying a word.
"Oops!", said the unbelieving four-eyed man.
As soon as these words came out, the zombies suddenly turned their targets and looked at the four-eyed Taoist leader one after another.
Simu rolled up his sleeves again, pointed at Jia Le and said, "I beat you and didn't say oops!"
The zombie heard this again, picked up the bamboo stick and smashed it on Simu's head.
"Oops! Oops!" Simu
was knocked to the ground, and he didn't realize why he was beaten at all, and kept subconsciously screaming.
The four-eyed Taoist tested the resistance with the bamboo stick in his hand, but his two fists were difficult to defeat with his four hands, and he was pressed and beaten again after resisting only one move.
"Oops, oops..."
The remnants of the four eyes resounded throughout the field, and the master of the first cultivator, who was reciting the scriptures, heard the voice and rushed here in his single clothes.
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