Tang Ying analyzed it carefully and felt that this inference was very likely.
So he put down his rice bowl, took out three coconuts from the corner of the kitchen, and quickly made three bottles of dumplings and coconut water.
Distributing the seven and seventy-one bottles, Tang Ying walked out of the kitchen gently with the rice bowl. Bring the door, prick up your ears, and listen carefully to the movement inside.
didn't let Tang Ying wait too long, and a beautiful mature female voice came from the kitchen.
"Hmm~ The coconut water is sweet and delicious, and the dumplings are congealed but not melted. I like it.
"But... Wouldn't it be a little inappropriate to steal food like this
?" "His sweets are so good, why don't you tie him back to the Pure Land of One Heart according to the method that the Son of God said?"
Before Tang Ying could finish listening to the last sentence, he broke in directly.
As soon as he entered the door, Tang Ying set his eyes on the place where the sound came from just now.
Just one glance, he froze in place on the spot.
"You, you..."
Qiqi reacted slowly, and only then walked into the kitchen.
She followed Tang Ying's gaze, and saw that next to the stove, there was a person wearing dark purple over-the-knee stockings, a modified ultra-short white-purple kimono, two purple gentian flowers on his head, and a purple humanoid phantom with long and thick braids.
"You are, Raiden... Hmm~"The
person who came was one of the seven archons of Teyvat, Inazuma Thunder God Thunder Movie.
Tang Ying was halfway through his words, and his mouth was suddenly covered by a mechanical hand.
Lei Ying stepped forward a few steps and pointed at Tang Ying's forehead.
Tang Ying felt that his soul was touched by an unknown force, and then he tilted his head and rolled his eyes and fainted.
Qiqi helped Tang Ying and gently put him on the ground.
The phantom of the thunder movie glanced at Tang Ying, and after finally glancing at Qiqi, the person suddenly turned into a ball of purple lightning and floated into the right finger tiger of the lightning strike wood.
After the surroundings returned to calm, Tang Ying woke up leisurely.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Qiqi looking at him calmly.
Dizzy, Tang Ying held his head with one hand and sat up with the other.
"Qiqi, did I forget something.
Qiqi touched his chin, thought for a while, and said, "Brother Tang, let's make dumplings and coconut water."
"Well, is it?", Tang Ying was skeptical, scratched his head and said, "How do I remember, there were a lot of dumplings of coconut water on the stove before!"
Qiqi didn't say anything, just stretched out his hand to help Tang Ying up.
Getting up, Tang Ying picked up Shanzhen Liang Lo Noodles like drinking a fragment, found a stool to sit down outside the kitchen, and ate with his head down.
Qiqi walked to Tang Ying's side, squatted down and stared at Tang Ying's side face and
asked, "Brother Tang, do you remember what happened just now?" Swallowing the noodles in his mouth, Tang Ying asked with a blank face: "Didn't we just arrive in the kitchen? Did something happen just now?"
"No, no." Brother Tang can, put his right hand at the tiger and play with me.
Tang Ying didn't react much to this request, and took out his right finger and handed it over indifferently.
Qiqi stretched out his hand to take it, turned around and walked towards the kitchen.
Walking into the kitchen, Qiqi closed the door and walked towards a dark corner.
Just as he was about to walk into the dark corner, a purple light lit up on his right finger tiger, and at the same time, the sound of thunder was heard.
"Thank you, Seven-Seven. Thank you for not telling him what you just said.
Qiqi shook his head and said, "No thanks, but, Miss Ying, why..."
Qiqi
was at a loss, and some couldn't understand what Lei Movie said that the time had not yet come.
Lei Movie saw Qiqi's doubts, so he continued to explain: "My current behavior belongs to smuggling, this magic weapon has my power, usually I will sé on this magic weapon to understand this world in advance."
"During this time, I have been hiding in it and not doing anything out of the ordinary, who would have thought that he would suddenly make such a delicacy. I couldn't resist the avatar running out for a while. "
If I don't erase the memory just now, once I am discovered by this supreme god, I will never have a chance again..."
Qiqi looked down at the finger tiger, and the purple light on it had dissipated.
......
Inside, there was a mess.
Tang Ying carefully prepared a table of delicacies, and as soon as the war started, it became a weapon for disgusting each other.
They were very happy, but Qingqing who didn't leave with Jia Le was bitter.
Knorr carefully dodged the fried peanuts all over the sky and slowly approached Qingqing.
He looked up and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
I saw that Qingqing had a layer of tofu mucus hanging on his face, and peanuts were stuck to his face by the mucus.
The delicate face has now become the big hemorrhoid face of the landlord's old wealth.
"Qingqing, let's go!
Knorr tugged Qingqing's arm and took her away from the battlefield.
The two old urchins were fighting fiercely, and they didn't care about what was happening around them.
On the dinner table, the original four dishes are still intact and uncontaminated.
Brush!
Four eyes took the lead in taking out the chopsticks, aiming directly at the piece of tofu.
The chopsticks are like sharp swords stabbing down, enveloping the momentum of indomitable.
Just when Simu thought that he had the chance of victory, Master Yixiu made a move.
I saw that the chopsticks of Master Yixiu were drawn out like a leather whip, and one blow deflected the attack route of the four eyes.
The
four-eyed chopsticks were inserted through the bamboo table, and they couldn't be pulled out.
"Hahaha, you're welcome!" Master
Yixiu laughed and picked up the boiled tofu that symbolized victory, looked at the four eyes with mocking eyes, and slowly sent the tofu into his mouth in his hand.
Simu was extremely unwilling in his heart, and continued to test hard and pull out the chopsticks.
Seeing that the tofu is about to be eaten, failure is just around the corner.
Simu immediately decided not to be a man, and pointed his toes to stab at the weakness of Master Yixiu's crotch.
"Whoa!"
Master Yixiu jumped up from his stool in pain, and threw chopsticks and tofu out at the same time.
With his eyes closed, he dodged the attack of the chopsticks lightly, picked up the chopsticks left by Qingqing, and clamped them to his body, and the boiled tofu fell steadily on it.
"Hahaha, this tofu is not to your liking monk, I'll help you taste it. Master
Yixiu covered his crotch, seeing that Simu was going to eat tofu by villainous behavior, and he didn't plan to be a human being.
I saw Master Yixiu shake his head, and two small, red, and beautiful chili peppers hanging on it during the fight flew out.
The
chili pepper grabbed the tofu in front of the tofu and entered the mouth of the four eyes, and the four eyes subconsciously chewed it!( ̄~ ̄
) "Ah! spicy me!(*゚ロ゚)!!".
At the door, Jia Le, who was helping Qingqing clean the leftovers on his head, looked at the scene in the house extremely speechlessly.
In the direction of the kitchen, Tang Ying, who had just finished eating noodles, heard the screams of Master Yixiu and the four eyes, and immediately called Qiqi to rush to the house.
When he arrived at the door, Tang Ying looked at the situation in the house, and clenched his fists.
The four-eyed Dao Chang's mouth was wide open, and his hands kept fanning his mouth, and the saliva kept flowing, forming a puddle of water on the ground.
On the other side, Master Yixiu covered his crotch with both hands, his head resting on the pillar, and his face was sometimes laughing happily and sometimes painfully.
A Buddhist monk, a Maoshan orthodox, Tang Ying didn't care if their strange behavior would lose the face of their respective sects.
What really made him clench his fists and want to hit people was it.
None of the dishes he cooked on the table were in their mouths, and even the dishes specially made for them were knocked over to the ground.
Tang Ying: "You guys, never think about eating the dishes I cooked!(▼Dish▼#)".
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