Seeing Tang Ying and the snake demon fighting, he didn't have time to pay attention to himself, so Simu shook his head helplessly and walked towards the house of the First Cultivation Master.
When he arrived at the door, he didn't knock on the door, but pushed the door in.
When Master Yixiu heard the movement, he opened his eyes and saw that it was the four-eyed Taoist, and immediately got up and said, "Amitabha, good morning Dao brother!"
Simu waved his hand, took out a wooden box from his arms, put it on the table and said, "The monk gives a price, I want your house."
After speaking, Simu lifted the lid of the wooden box, and one by one "little yellow croaker" came into view.
Master Yixiu approached and pretended to be shocked and shouted, "Wow!
"
Haha, Brother Dao laughed. Master Yixiu performed the Buddha salute and said with a smile: "Monks, for money, you only need to have enough, you don't have to have more. "
So, you don't sell it!", Simu frowned, and asked with his hands behind his back, "Then how long do you plan to stay?"
"The poor monk wants to live until the day of his death.
"What a monk counts you as ruthless!" I—"
The four-eyed Taoist was halfway through his threatening words, when he suddenly saw several clay dolls on the table next to the window.
Seeing that one of the clay dolls was extremely similar to Master Yixiu, his eyes rolled and he thought of a good idea.
"Hey, monk, you just think what I just said is a fart. The four eyes smiled and said, "I think this doll is very similar to you!" Master
Yixiu looked at the doll in the hand of the four eyes, and said with a smile on his face: "Qingqing did it according to me, naturally it looks like mine." "
Oh! "Oh!
" The four-eyed Taoist pretended to have a sudden realization, and said hypocritically: "I have admired you for a long time, so why don't you give me this doll." Master
Yixiu thought that the four-eyed Dao Chang was going to get along with him, and happily said yes.
Then he dipped his thumb in the red material of the clay sculpture and pressed it on the base of the clay sculpture doll.
"It's more sincere to put a stamp. "
Oh! the monk is thoughtful!" Simu
raised his thumb and laughed and exited Master Yixiu's house.
Walking out of the house of the master of Yixiu, he walked out of the door with four eyes lazy, and couldn't wait to turn over the wall.
Entering his own courtyard, he glanced in the direction of Tang Ying.
I saw Tang Ying stepping on the snake's tail with one foot, pinching the snake's neck with his left hand and fanning the tattooed python's mouth with his right hand.
"Brute, brute! you return the anchor point of my pocket.
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he walked into the house with his forehead.
Closing the door, four eyes greeted Knorr, who was cleaning.
"Jia Le,
open the altar!" "Hey! What is the master going to do when he opens the altar so early?"
"Why do you open the altar and still look at the time! "
Oh!"
Knorr scratched his head in agreement, turning around and starting to set up the altar.
After half a burnt incense, the altar was set up.
Simu pushed Knorr away, picked up a knife and cut off the clay plastic skin printed with the fingerprints of Master Xiu, wrapped it on the yellow charm and began to cast a spell.
Outside.
The tattooed python was lying on the ground softly, the snake hyacinth was exposed, and the whole snake face was swollen high.
Tang Ying panted and bent over, and Qiqi was on the side to help smooth his breath.
"Brother Tang, you want to eat, snake soup.
Tang Ying shook his hand, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "No, it has eaten the fragments of the poisonous dragon vein, and I don't know how much evil aura there is in its flesh." Besides, the ban on the consumption of wild animals starts with you and me. "
Oh.
Qiqi replied, and then he heard a movement from the house of the master of Yixiu.
"Hahaha, hahaha. My teeth, my teeth!" Tang
Ying Qiqi glanced at each other, and then Tang Ying picked up Qiqi and rushed to Master Yixiu's house.
Pushing open the door, I saw Master Yixiu with his chest open and his breasts exposed, holding Sahadang's guitar in his hand, his mouth was full of blood, and the whole person was crying and laughing, looking like crazy.
"Sure enough, the plot in the movie is moved to reality, it's quite explosive!" Tang
Ying thought in his heart, and he was about to step forward to help.
But at this time, Qingqing happened to jump off the roof with a garlic head in his hand.
Leaning on the garlic head, Master Yixiu successfully lifted the control.
When he found out from the window that it was the four-eyed Taoist who was playing ghosts, Master Yixiu grabbed the soul-sucking mirror and a faceless doll and rushed towards the four-eyed house like a resentful woman who had been deceived by her feelings.
Tang Ying followed Master Yixiu to the door of the room, and hid behind the door with Qiqi's body, revealing only one head and secretly looking inside.
Seeing Master Yixiu and Qingqing coming, the four-eyed Taoist elder smiled weakly and said, "The monk has come to greet me! What's the matter with the blood in your mouth?"
Master
Yixiu approached step by step, and Simu still wanted to continue to find a cover to cover up.
Who wants to take out the soul-absorbing mirror at once, and directly freeze the figure of the four eyes.
"Monk, what do you want to do!" the
four-eyed Dao elder was shocked and roared at the First Cultivation Master.
Master Yixiu didn't pestle him, grabbed the faceless doll and pressed it on the mirror.
Thorn~
As the white smoke rose, the faceless doll was printed with four eyes.
"Qingqing, I'll leave it to you, as long as you don't die, you can play whatever you want.
Qingqing took the doll and slapped it directly.
"Say, are you messing with my master!", Qingqing asked.
The corners of the four-eyed Dao Chang's mouth ached slightly, and he said vaguely: "It's just playing!"
"Play?"
Qingqing took out a cupola firecracker from behind his back and tied the doll to it.
"I'll have fun with you. After
speaking, he cleared the fire fold and headed towards the lead point.
Seeing this, Simu shouted in shock: "Hey, don't! I'm going to die!"
Qingqing ignored it and lit the fuse with ease.
"Ahh
At this moment, Simu seemed to see Tang Ying and Qiqi's heads.
He was just about to call for help, but in the blink of an eye, he saw Tang Ying and they were still whipping the tattooed python.
"Damn, junior brother, you have no conscience! Oops!" looked
up to the sky and roared, and then hit his head on the stairs again, causing him to scream in pain.
"Jia Le Jia Le, save the teacher! Save the teacher!" Jia Le
rushed out and grabbed the four-eyed Taoist.
"Qingqing, you spare the master!" Qingqing
thought for a while, pouted and said, "Let your master apologize." "
Apologize, it's impossible!", the four-eyed Taoist was still stiff-mouthed.
Hearing this, Master Yixiu, who turned his back, felt that the extracted tooth was relieving the pain again, and turned to Qingqing and said, "Send him to heaven." "
Clear the order, the main point.
"Hey, monk, you're really here!" The
fire fold got closer and closer to the lead, and Simu had no choice but to give in: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong." Master
Yixiu stopped Qingqing, and Gao Xuan Buddha smiled and walked out of the door.
"Monk, how do you interpret your Fa.
Master Yixiu didn't look back, and while walking out slowly, he shouted to Jia Le: "Jia Le, prepare a large vat of sesame oil for your master, and you will be fine if you drink it." Outside
the door, Tang Ying and Qiqi were absent-minded about the whipping snake snake, and their eyes glanced at the situation in the house from time to time.
"Oh yo! Senior brother is heaven! Sure enough, it is a fantasy world, and Newton's coffin board in his previous life is almost uncontrollable.
"I'm going, I want to drink such a big pot of oil! Senior brother will not be able to shoot the javelin until he takes off the image!" Tang
Ying exclaimed again and again outside, this good show was not over until the four-eyed Taoist chief had a big belly and was helped out by Jia Le to find a pit.
Four-eyed Daoist: "Monk, you're done! You made my belly bigger! Jia Le quickly helped me to the toilet, that feeling is coming again!".
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