Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"If it weren't for female evil spirits, wouldn't my maxed-out personal charm be useless?"

......

Three days later, Saturday.

As per Yae Hoshi's request, Soichiro Yagami, in his capacity as the Director of the Criminal Investigation Bureau of the Metropolitan Police Department and the head of the Special Operations Unit, issued a public announcement to the citizens of Kyoto that day at noon.

He claimed that a woman who acts at night, wears a long trench coat, and a mask, and asks people if she is pretty, suspected of having a mental disorder and being extremely dangerous, with the possibility of harming people, had appeared around a sparsely populated, remote alley.

And the Metropolitan Police Department is currently investigating.

In reality...

Investigating my ass. The so-called trench coat mask woman doesn't exist at all. Soichiro Yagami picked the most widely circulated appearance version after searching online for legends about the Slit-Mouthed Woman.

If Soichiro Yagami were still just the Director of the Criminal Investigation Bureau, like he was a few months ago, the Metropolitan Police Department's higher-ups would not have agreed to him publishing such nonsense, which could cause panic among citizens, without any basis.

But now, this Director Yagami is different.

In the past few months, incidents have frequently occurred in Kyoto, and they have all been vicious, high-profile cases, such as the Teru Teru Bozu Killer, a serial killer, and the Kyoto Tower hijacking incident.

Especially during the Kyoto Tower incident, Soichiro Yagami, as the on-site commander, was able to rescue all the hostages in such a complex situation. Only one hostage fell to their death, and he personally shot and killed two mentally unstable robbers.

Such repeated meritorious performances, coupled with Natsumi Suga's exclusive interview, although there was no evidence, still hinted that this Director Yagami had some kind of unknown cooperative relationship with Kyoto's hero "Mask," which further increased Soichiro Yagami's prestige.

Nowadays, although Soichiro Yagami is nominally still the Director of the Criminal Investigation Bureau, his position as the head of the Special Operations Unit has made him the de facto head of the Kyoto Metropolitan Police Department, with the power to act first and report later, without needing to obtain the consent of any higher-ups or report to anyone.

Of course, Soichiro Yagami agreed to this matter after careful consideration.

After all, he is not like Kyoka Kawasaki and Rikka Takanashi, fanatical "Mask" simps.

Even if this plan succeeds and gathers the negative emotions of the citizens, creating the Slit-Mouthed Woman, she will not appear in the real world but will be born in the corresponding location in the Reverse Side.

As long as "Mask" acts quickly enough, it will not have any impact on the real-world Kyoto City.

And the second request he made was for Soichiro Yagami to look for all the accident records that have occurred in the mountains outside Kyoto in recent years, especially the accident report of a little girl named Meiko Honma five years ago.

Due to the length of time that has passed, and because there were only two eleven-year-old girls as eyewitnesses at the time, and the incident was classified as an accidental death, the Metropolitan Police Department's written records are not very detailed.

Soichiro Yagami could only ask the police officers who were responsible for investigating the incident that year, asking them if they still remembered the detailed scene.

Some of these people have been transferred and are no longer working at the Kyoto Metropolitan Police Department, so he can only contact them one by one by phone.

That afternoon.

"Yahallo!"

Yui Yuigahama entered the living room, greeting everyone with a smile as she saw them already sitting in Yae Hoshi's living room.

The reason everyone gathered here was simple.

To attend the fireworks festival.

"Yui."

Rio Futaba, holding a stack of kimonos, had rarely taken off her old-fashioned glasses, and her long gray curly hair was draped over her shoulders, giving her a lazy charm.

"Can you help me put on a kimono?"

"Eh?"

Yui Yuigahama was stunned when she heard this and glanced at the members present.

Yukino Yukinoshita was not here. She had agreed to meet everyone at the venue of the fireworks festival.

Apart from Yui Yuigahama, only Miko Yotsuya had already changed into a kimono at home.

The other members present, even Kazusa Touma, were wearing their usual clothes like Rio Futaba, with neatly folded kimonos on their laps, looking at Yui Yuigahama with hopeful expressions.

"You guys... didn't do it at home..."

Speaking to this point, Yui Yuigahama paused.

She suddenly realized something.

Having her mother help her put on a kimono, a normal thing for ordinary families, was a privilege that only she and Miko could enjoy among the members of the ESP Research Society.

Rio Futaba's parents were very busy with work and were not even in Kyoto City. She hadn't seen them for months.

Mai Sakurajima... since she met her mother at her doorstep last time, the mother and daughter had been in a cold war and had not contacted each other since.

Kazusa Touma's mother, Youko Touma, was abroad.

Like Rio Futaba, Saki Kawasaki's parents were also busy with work, and her younger sister, Kyoka Kawasaki, would obviously not help her put on a kimono.

Hina Amano... orphan.

Marin Kitagawa, single-parent family, her father was very busy with work and was basically never home.

Shoko Makinohara, in her current state, obviously didn't dare to go home to see her parents, otherwise, she would have to explain why she had suddenly grown up so much and turned into a sixteen-year-old girl.

Usually, I wouldn't think much of it, but at this moment, Yui Yuigahama finally realized something extremely absurd.

So, in the entire Superpower Club, there isn't even a single person from a normal family?

Nightstar is even more of a heavyweight.

Both parents are dead, and there are no relatives, no family... …

Oh, the members of the Superpower Club are his family.

That's alright then.

“But… … ”

Faced with the expectant gazes of the members, Yui Yuigahama looked flustered and helpless.

“My kimono was put on by my mother, I can't even put it on myself, let alone help others… … ”

Kimono are quite troublesome to wear.

Just as everyone was at a loss, a hero appeared.

“I can.”

Everyone's eyes turned to Nightstar, who was smiling and full of confidence, and they all exclaimed in astonishment.

“You can even do this?”

“Of course, I've devoured so many evil spirits, I'm a pro at wearing kimonos.”

“This… … ”

The members hesitated.

Nightstar looked very regretful, sighed slightly, and shook his head.

“Alas, what a pity, if you don't wear a kimono for your first fireworks festival, it always feels like something is missing, right? Even if you wear it the second or third time, you'll still miss that feeling, what a pity, what a pity.”

Just as Nightstar said.

If you don't wear a kimono for your first fireworks festival, it always feels like something is missing.

What's more… …

If everyone else wears one and you don't, will Nightstar even remember you tonight?

Oh no.

Rio Futaba immediately thought of the psychological term she had read in a book.

Everyone… … seems to be caught in a prisoner's dilemma.

Just as everyone was hesitating, the God of War appeared.

“Nightstar.”

Touma Kazusa held the kimono she had brought in both hands, stood up, pursed her lips, and said lightly.

“Help me put it on.”

Although Touma Kazusa's face was expressionless, everyone could notice the blush on her fair and pretty face.

How despicable!

Touma, you are really despicable!

But… …

Touma Kazusa is indeed very brave, breaking this deadlock.

“Alright, let's go, into the room.”

Changing into a kimono is naturally impossible in front of everyone.

Seeing Nightstar leading Touma Kazusa upstairs, the living room fell into an eerie silence.

Rio Futaba and Mai Sakurajima exchanged glances, both girls pursing their lips tightly, a few awkward and shy expressions appearing in their eyes.

If they were alone, neither of them would think that having Nightstar help them put on a kimono was something unacceptable.

Although they were still a little shy, they had already done that kind of thing, developed so many positions, and even swallowed each other's… …

In comparison, changing clothes doesn't seem like much.

The key issue is that there are so many people sitting in the living room.

Even if they go upstairs and ask Nightstar to help them put on their kimonos, the other members can't see it, but they will still think about it, right?

How embarrassing is that!?

… …

At the same time, inside the bedroom upstairs.

Touma Kazusa gently placed the stack of kimonos on the bed in the bedroom, without turning around, she just said softly.

“Are you… … confident in helping me put on the kimono properly?”

“Such familiar lines, is it possible that I'm about to unlock a CG later?”

Nightstar first complained, then chuckled.

“Not just you, I'm confident in helping everyone put on their kimonos properly.”

“Hmm… … then let's start.”

Touma Kazusa lay down on the soft bed, her fair and slender hands trembling slightly, obviously a little nervous, but she still slowly took off her clothes, and finally, only her underwear remained.

“Whoa, so big.”

After witnessing it with his own eyes, Nightstar confirmed one thing.

Touma Kazusa is not showing her true potential.

This size is almost catching up with Rio Futaba.

“Still… … what are you still standing there for… … ”

Touma Kazusa's fair skin revealed a shy blush, and she bit her silver teeth lightly.

“Hurry… … hurry up, so many people are waiting, we'll be late for the fireworks festival.”

“Alright.”

The God of Harem extended his demonic claws.

… …

When Touma Kazusa came downstairs, she had already changed into the light-colored kimono that she had specially bought. Although the pattern on the kimono was not fancy, coupled with Touma Kazusa's cold and refined temperament, as well as her model-like outstanding face and figure, it was still a beautiful sight.

In order, Rio Futaba and Mai Sakurajima also followed Nightstar upstairs one after another.

However, the time they took to change clothes was longer than Touma Kazusa. When they came downstairs after changing clothes, their eyes were still filled with mist, and the flush on their faces had not faded, as if they had experienced a fierce exercise.

Then, it was Amano Hina and Kawasaki Saki.

They had all established a relationship with Nightstar. Although they had not broken through the last step, letting their lover help them put on a kimono was very shy, but they would not resist.

Finally, only Makinohara Shoko and Kitagawa Kaimu remained.

“Kaimu, come on.”

Kitagawa Kaimu pursed her lips, holding the kimono in her hands, not knowing what to do.

Everyone has put it on… …