Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"I'm just asking, do you want to sleep together? What do you mean by saying it will make noises? You wouldn't… be thinking about something lewd, would you?"

"You…"

Amano Hina's pretty face flushed red, and she muttered softly.

"I… I didn't… It's just that Tuanzi told me… that as long as we do that… we can become stronger… To protect Kyoto… so…"

Ye Xing thought, no wonder, so that's what it was all about.

The mastermind behind the scenes is Yuigahama Yui, manipulating everything.

"So… it's just to protect Kyoto?"

Looking at Ye Xing's teasing expression, Amano Hina was so ashamed that she could hardly speak, and said softly.

"Do you really have to make me say it so clearly… Honestly… Are you just dense, or are you deliberately teasing me? So mean."

Amano Hina took a deep breath, took the initiative to lean forward, stood on tiptoe, gently kissed Ye Xing's lips, and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito's buzz.

"Let's finish what we didn't finish at that inn last time… We can't give up halfway…"

"Okay."

Ye Xing nodded slightly and said slowly.

"Instead of choosing to run away, you're taking the initiative to approach me, Ye Xing?"

"Daring to challenge me alone, that courage is indeed worthy of praise."

"However, that's the only thing worth praising."

…

Five minutes later.

"Eh… wait, let me untie my hair first."

"Don't untie it, I want the twintails."

"Eh… don't pull my hair…"

At this moment, Amano Hina finally understood what the so-called steering wheel meant.

…

The next day, at five o'clock in the afternoon, in Kyoto, in a dilapidated building.

"It's here."

Futaba Rio pushed up her glasses and looked at Ye Xing standing at the door, as well as the people beside him, and said indifferently.

"Before you come back tomorrow morning, we will all be guarding here. Currently, there is only this one known 'door' in Kyoto. We absolutely cannot let a situation like last time happen again."

As the saying goes, a fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.

Although it was Ye Xing who was trapped in the Reverse World last time, Futaba Rio, as the chief strategist, felt very guilty.

She believed that it was all because she hadn't considered everything thoroughly, hadn't formulated a detailed code of conduct, and hadn't anticipated that the evil spirits would possess such intelligence and use such a strategy, which led to that situation.

At that time, it was just lucky that only Ye Xing was trapped in the Reverse World.

What if the entire SOS Brigade acted together?

Without the protection of the spirit power users, Kyoto would become a living hell.

Therefore, Futaba Rio set a new code of conduct.

No matter what, whenever a member enters the Reverse World, someone must guard the other side of the 'door' in the real world to ensure a way back.

And this time…

Ye Xing looked at Menma beside him with a silly smile, Makino Harukawa with an expectant look, Anjou Naruko who looked slightly nervous, Kawasaki Saki who was constantly taking deep breaths, and the most heavyweight…

Even knowing that she was about to enter a world full of evil spirits, where ordinary people couldn't even survive for an hour, a world that was no different from hell, Touma Kazusa still stood there expressionlessly, calmly.

"Isn't this… Am I a homeroom teacher taking kindergarten kids on a picnic?"

Hearing Ye Xing's words, Futaba Rio pushed up her glasses and said indifferently.

"It doesn't matter, does it? Nothing major has happened in Kyoto recently. The only new evil spirits worth guarding against are the Slit-Mouthed Woman you and Director Yagami created together."

"Tamamo-no-Mae is also there, plus you, two carrying five, there shouldn't be any problems."

Ye Xing looked speechless, glanced around, and asked suspiciously.

"Where are Tuanzi and Yukinoshita Yukino? According to Yukinoshita-san's personality, even if she doesn't dare to go in, she would at least come to take a look, right?"

Yotsuya Miko sighed slightly and muttered.

"Yukinoshita-san… is tutoring Haimeng and Yui. It's also an extremely arduous challenge…"

"But…"

Futaba Rio looked at Anjou Naruko standing there, frowned slightly, approached Ye Xing, and stood on tiptoe wanting to whisper something in his ear, but found something awkward.

She was too short.

Futaba Rio, who was only 155cm tall, found it difficult to reach Ye Xing's ear, who was over 1.8 meters tall, even when trying to stand on tiptoe.

She felt a little embarrassed, her face flushed slightly, and she asked curiously.

"Bend down a little, honestly, don't you know how to be considerate?"

Ye Xing lowered his head, looked at a certain part of Futaba Rio that was tightly pressed against his arm because she wanted to get close to his ear, and said very sincerely.

"I just want to take advantage of you."

Hearing this, Futaba Rio's pretty face turned even redder, and she reached out and gently pinched Ye Xing.

"Honestly… After you come back safely from the Reverse World, can't I do whatever I want then…"

Afterward, Futaba Rio calmed down, glanced at Anjou Naruko standing there, and lowered her voice.

"Is it really okay to let Anjou-san enter the Reverse World? She hasn't been exposed to spirit power for long, is she really ready?"

"This is the only way."

Ye Xing restrained his smile and said softly.

"Anjou Naruko has already awakened the ability of 'Observation', which means that, like Miko before, she will be in danger at any time."

"Shoko Makinohara, and Menma, we already have two protection targets that require manpower, plus Anjou Naruko... It's too inefficient for action."

Futaba Rio nodded first.

"Yeah, that's true."

Then, she looked at Menma, meaningfully saying.

"Menma is a spirit body. Although I don't know the specific reason for her birth, in the final analysis... she should be the same kind of existence as Hachishaku-sama and Tamamo-no-Mae, which means... you understand what I mean, right?"

"I understand too well."

"Then why... Do you think Menma's mental age is still that of a little girl, and you can't bring yourself to do it?"

Yozora shook his head, righteously saying.

"Little Futaba, you overestimate my moral bottom line. As long as it's a young girl's body, even if the mind is a loli, then there's absolutely no problem!"

Futaba Rio rolled her eyes.

"As expected of you, truly shameless."

"You've become more and more venomous lately, Little Futaba."

"Well, there's no way around it, you're too annoying."

Yozora smiled, looked at Menma standing there, smiling foolishly, chatting with Anjou Naruko and Shoko, and said softly.

"Menma has finally regained the missing part of her soul, and the evil mountain god has also been destroyed by me, but is this the end? I don't think so."

Futaba Rio remembered the bandaged weirdo holding a giant axe, who was clearly not on the same level as ordinary evil spirits, that they saw on the train to Tokyo more than a month ago, and nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, maybe this is just the beginning."

"But these are all things for the future, let's prepare to set off."

Watching Yozora take Menma and the others, preparing to pass through the "door" in front of them to go to the Reverse Side, Sakurajima Mai suddenly walked over, handed the small bag in her hand to Kawasaki Saki, and smiled gently.

"Saki, this is a bento I made at home. You'll be in the Reverse Side until tomorrow morning, you'll definitely be hungry. I made portions for you, Menma, Shoko, Anjou-san, and Touma."

"Thank you, Mai-senpai."

Yozora complained from the side.

"What about mine? Are you only letting me eat evil spirits? Not letting me eat rice?"

"Of course there's yours."

Yotsuya Miko, with a look of trying hard to suppress her laughter, handed the bento box in her hand to Yozora.

"This is a love bento specially prepared for you by Yui, according to her, it's filled with heart, and is a level above the previous dishes, it's the pinnacle of her cooking career, please enjoy it, Captain."

Just hearing the words relayed by Yotsuya Miko, Yozora was already sweating profusely.

A level above?

Even more of a level above the previous dishes!?

What an unimaginable taste would that be?

Yozora even suspected that Yuigahama Yui was doing it on purpose.

Clearly, the dishes she made for the other members on the train to Tokyo were all ordinary and delicious.

But every time she made it for herself, it was an indescribable Cthulhu taste.

Little ball, aren't you secretly black-bellied?

"Okay, I got it."

Yozora took a deep breath, took the dish, with a look of tragic expression as if facing death, and slowly walked towards the "door".

Makinohara Shoko and Anjou Naruko, these two people who didn't know the inside story, had the same thought when they saw Yozora's expression.

Facing such terrifying evil spirits, this professional exorcist who could remain calm, or even be excited, happy, and expectant, actually had such a reaction before entering the Reverse Side?

What a terrifying and dangerous place the so-called Reverse Side is!?

Chapter 261: Touma and Kazusa's Strength, Persuading the Slit-Mouthed Woman to Surrender

"Here, is this the legendary Reverse Side...?"

After passing through the "door" in front of them, Makinohara Shoko, Menma, Anjou Naruko, and Kawasaki Saki, the four girls, curiously looked around.

After all, except for Anjou Naruko, the others had heard about it a long time ago. There was an area that completely corresponded to Kyoto City in the real world, like a mirror image, filled with terrifying evil spirits. Naturally, they would be curious about what the true face of the Reverse Side was like.

Touma Kazusa was different.

Unlike Menma and the others who let out exclamations while looking at the red moon outside, she just looked calm and slowly took off the half-person-high black bag from her back.

Then, in the unbelievable gazes of everyone, Touma Kazusa took out a...

Bass.

"Touma-san, you..."

Kawasaki Saki stammered, murmuring.

"You... you were carrying a bass guitar?"

"Yeah."

Touma Kazusa took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped the bass in her hand, without even raising her head.

"What else could it be, a guitar?"

"No... this..."

Kawasaki Saki naturally recognized that the black half-person-high package was specially used to hold instruments such as guitars and basses.

But who would have thought that Touma Kazusa would actually carry an instrument when she was about to come to the Reverse Side!?

Everyone originally thought that there should be cold weapons or something like that in the black half-person-high instrument package, maybe even a pistol, shotgun, or semi-automatic rifle.

As a result, it was really just a simple and unadorned bass!?