Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

That damned Kasumigaoka old fogey… her schemes are so deep! This is clearly a case of feigning one intention while secretly pursuing another! A feint to the east while attacking in the west!

Faced with Kasumigaoka Utaha's determined offensive, Yozora simply replied honestly.

"I didn't read it."

"Huh?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha frowned slightly upon hearing this.

"Didn't your club accept the commission I sent?"

"It was accepted, but I didn't have time."

Yozora said this first, then opened his mouth with a smile.

"However, the member I passed it on to also possesses extremely high literary talent. She's also a bit of a literary youth, so she should be able to give valuable comments after reading your work."

"No, never mind."

Kasumigaoka Utaha shook her head, turned around, and walked straight towards the door.

"When you have time, I hope you can still take the time to read it. All I want is your opinion on the novel I wrote. Other people's opinions are irrelevant to me."

Watching her leave with a flourish, Eriri frowned slightly, thinking that this strange, scheming woman was truly incomprehensible at times. She really couldn't understand what the other party was thinking.

"Um… Yozora…"

Although it was a bit inexplicable, Eriri had ultimately achieved her initial goal of being alone with Yozora. She turned around, lowered her head, and said softly.

"Um… do you have any plans for tomorrow morning…?"

Yozora exclaimed in surprise, then chuckled and replied.

"You've come at just the right time. I actually do have something to do tomorrow morning."

"Then…"

Eriri asked cautiously.

"How about… this rare school trip… going out together… to stroll around Osaka?"

Yozora nodded.

"Sure, anytime I'm free."

"Really? That's great!"

Eriri smiled happily, then realized that her emotions were too obvious, and her face flushed slightly as she tried to cover it up in a somewhat haughty manner.

"Then… then call me when you're free. If I'm free too, we can go out for a walk together. Don't keep me waiting too long, hmph."

After Eriri also left the room, Yozora's Patron Deity of Love looked as if she had discovered a new continent, and tugged at Yozora's sleeve.

"Wow, you're really amazing."

"What makes you say that?"

The Patron Deity of Love looked utterly serious and slowly opened her mouth.

"I've never seen a man with so many red threads wrapped around him. Of course, I've seen those scumbags who are two-timing, or even three-timing, but the red threads wrapped around them are extremely dim, appearing semi-transparent, as if foreshadowing a relationship that will ultimately fail."

Speaking of which, the Patron Deity of Love paused for a moment, carefully observed Yozora's wrist, and said with great emotion.

"But you're different. Most of the red threads on your body are a healthy red color, and several have even formed solid knots. Even if a small part of them are a little lighter in color, they only indicate a budding romance. I've never seen so many romances converge on one person's body. It's really incredible."

"Amazing, right?"

"Yeah, amazing."

"This is the gold content of the God of Harems."

"Ha… rem?"

Seeing the Patron Deity of Love's confused and puzzled look, Yozora explained in a serious manner.

"The so-called harem is about treating every member equally, which means it's a one-to-many pure love."

"Ordinary people don't have the ability to accomplish such a feat because they can't achieve absolute rationality and maintain a balanced equilibrium."

"But I'm different."

"If there's even the slightest hint of a battlefield, I can immediately detect it and swiftly nip it in the bud."

The Patron Deity of Love nodded as if she understood, and asked curiously.

"Then… is the so-called harem done out of lust?"

"Eh, you've hit the nail on the head with that question."

Yozora shook his head firmly, righteously and solemnly.

"I'm doing this all for the peace of the world! Think about it, to protect the world's safety, we need more spirit users who stand on the side of humanity. And in a situation where they all fall in love with me, no matter who I choose, it will cause harm to the others, or even create an extremely tragic battlefield. Wars between girls are very scary."

"In order to protect the world's safety, in this desperate situation, only I, the God of Harems, can finally find a path to the future through my keen insight, absolute rationality, and defense-piercing fastball attack!"

"This is the way of the Kyoto's Number One Eroge Shooter!"

…

While Yozora was explaining the theory of harem salvation to the ignorant Patron Deity of Love, on the other side, in the room of the Overload Club members.

The atmosphere in the room was very oppressive.

Kitagawa Marin, Kawasaki Saki, Yukinoshita Yukino, Yurigawa Hana, and Makinohara Shoko, who had come along this time, all felt a little strange, looking at the extremely serious expressions on the faces of Sakurajima Mai and the others.

Kitagawa Marin, who didn't know the truth, thought that the others were in a bad mood. Kawasaki Saki and the others, who were internal members, were already wondering if some kind of bizarre disaster had occurred in Osaka, which had caused Sakurajima Mai and Yotsuya Miko to show such expressions.

"Let's draw lots…"

Looking at Futaba Rio taking out a paper box with an opening at the top, and her tightly frowned, unusually serious, almost resigned expression, Kawasaki Saki and the others felt even more uneasy.

Draw lots?

Could it be like in the movies, where they have to draw lots to carry out some mission with no chance of survival?

In this somewhat oppressive atmosphere, Sakurajima Mai and the others drew a few slips of paper from the box and opened them respectively.

"Um…"

Yotsuya Miko opened the slip of paper, and her golden eyes flickered.

"I was drawn."

Next, Futaba Rio also pushed up her glasses, her face slightly red, and said softly.

"I… I was also drawn."

"Eh?"

Yotsuya Miko was stunned upon hearing this, and asked in confusion.

"Why were two people drawn?"

"Of course, it's because I put in two slips."

Futaba Rio scanned the members in front of her and slowly opened her mouth.

"Among you, who has the confidence to challenge that guy alone? You'll probably be killed by that thing…"

Even War God Touma Kazusa and Sa, faced with Futaba Rio's question, could only choose to remain silent at this time.

She had indeed tried to solo the BOSS.

In the beginning, she could barely adapt to Yozora's intensity.

But later, Touma Kazusa and Sa realized that they were too naive.

This BOSS is the type that gets stronger and stronger as you fight!

And tonight…

You have to know that Yozora went to Itomori Town for a full half month.

Assuming that he didn't do anything during this half month…

Wouldn't he be even stronger?

Who would dare to foolishly choose to solo, risking not being able to get out of bed for the rest of the school trip?

"But no matter what… two people together… is too…"

Seeing Yotsuya Miko's hesitant appearance, Yuigahama Yui patted her on the shoulder, cheering her on with a clenched fist.

"Miko, you have to believe in the bond between you and Rio!"

"Tuanzi… you're getting more and more abstract…"

"Eh? Am I?"

"Yes."

…

Later that evening, inside Yozora's room.

"Ah, well, it looks like it's time for me to go out for a stroll and avoid this."

Looking at the Patron Deity of Love's smiling face, as if she wanted to leave on her own initiative, Yozora said very sincerely.

"Actually, you can also choose to join directly."

"No, no, no, I can't take it anymore."

The Patron Deity of Love waved her hands repeatedly, looking like she was still in shock.

"Please let this little god rest for a couple of days. I really can't take it anymore. Besides, I'm not jealous. I quite like watching you and the other girls… how should I put it? I don't know how to describe it."

"Got it, you're a CP shipper."

"You understand what I mean, then I'll go out for a stroll!"

As soon as the Patron Deity of Love left, the door was gently pulled open.

Yozora turned around and saw Yotsuya Miko wearing that classic white wedding dress battle uniform. It was obviously a new one because the last one had been torn by him.

And Futaba Rio was wearing a maid outfit with black stockings, and even had cat ear accessories on her head.

Seeing Yozora looking at her, Futaba Rio's face turned red, she snorted softly, and said a little awkwardly.

"You bastard… you've saved the world once again… so, I still have to reward you."

Chapter 314: The Joint Service of the Digital Duo, the Mastermind in Despair

"Just the two of you?"

Yozora glanced in the direction of the door and chuckled.

"No one else?"

"Screw you."

Futaba Rio raised her hand and gently patted his shoulder, saying unhappily.

"Are Miko and I not enough? You bastard, don't be crazy here, really thinking that everyone will come and serve you? Even the real emperor doesn't have this treatment."

Compared to Futaba Rio, who could still communicate normally, but was a little shy and embarrassed, Yotsuya Miko's face was flushed red, and she was so nervous that she didn't know where to put her hands.

Last time, she did invite Yuigahama Yui to fight together.

But the relay battle of challenging the boss separately, and the team-up battle side by side, are completely different.

It's just that within the Overload Club, Yotsuya Miko and Futaba Rio have the best relationship and can be called close friends.

If the other person who was drawn was Touma Kazusa or Amano Hina, Yotsuya Miko probably wouldn't have agreed to such a shameful request to team up to challenge the boss.

"Firs… first turn off the lights…"

Yotsuya Miko felt that her cheeks were a little hot and quickly walked over to turn off the lights in the room.

Although the moonlight shining in from outside the window still provided some light, the dim atmosphere obviously made her less nervous.

"So…"

Yotsuya Miko looked at Futaba Rio standing there, her golden eyes filled with a layer of mist.

"Wh… what should we do?"