Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"I thought you were making a fuss for so long because you had some brilliant plan, but it turns out you're just passing the buck?"

"Hehe, no choice."

Yue Lao first smiled embarrassedly, then spread out her two snow-white and delicate little hands, with a 'giving up' tone.

"I have no money."

"Okay."

Yexing responded noncommittally, then looked at Miyamizu Mitsuha and said with a smile.

"Then you can stay at my house for now, and we'll talk about the arrangements later."

When Miyamizu Mitsuha heard that she was going to live under the same roof as Yexing, she couldn't help but feel a little shy, but there was also a hint of joy in her heart. She pursed her lips, nodded slightly, and said softly.

"Then... then I'll trouble you."

Yue Lao wanted to ship a CP, and Miyamizu Futaba, who was rescued from the door by Yexing, although she didn't communicate with him much, had already determined that this young man was her son-in-law. Miyamizu Mitsuha came to Kyoto to study, mainly to see Yexing often, and the god of harem himself would not refuse to live under the same roof with a beautiful girl, which was also to ensure Miyamizu Mitsuha's safety.

Then, the Supernatural Club also gained a member with spiritual talent who could potentially become a psychic.

Everyone won, winning big.

......

The next morning.

"Ms. Shizuka, why do we all have to stand at the school gate? Frankly, I think it's very stupid."

Hearing Yukinoshita Yukino's words, Hiratsuka Shizuka smiled sheepishly.

"Hey, isn't this the first day of new student enrollment? Just give me some face and stand here. You don't have to say hello or anything, just let the new students get to know you."

Sakurajima Mai, who was standing next to Yexing, noticed the other party looking at the new faces of the lower grades entering the school, and snorted with a hint of jealousy, raised her hand to cover his eyes, and said娇嗔.

"Are you thinking bad things again? You're not allowed to look at those lower grade girls. Aren't there enough of us here for you to look at?"

Miyamizu Mitsuha, who was also a transfer student enrolling today, mixed among the members of the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society, but noticed something strange.

The gazes of the new students looking at Yexing were out of curiosity about this senior who appeared on the promotional brochure.

But those second and third year students...

Why do I feel like they are walking around him, and their eyes are a little evasive?

Chapter 363: Abstract Speech at the Beginning of the School Year, Blatant Harem Declaration

After welcoming the new students entering the school, all the teachers and students of Sobu High School came to the auditorium to gather.

The new students all looked very expectant and excited, wanting to see what kind of speech that handsome Yexing senior on the promotional brochure would give, but the second and third year students who had experienced a year of baptism were not so expectant.

They knew that what was coming was another abstract feast.

"Ahem, hello everyone."

Yexing walked onto the stage, adjusted the microphone in his hand, and waved to the students below.

"Hello, senior."

The freshmen, especially the female students, mostly looked like idiots and gave him a very enthusiastic response.

"The new students may not know me very well."

Yexing's opening remarks sounded very normal.

"Actually, the deeds about me described in the school's recruitment brochure..."

Just as the new students thought he was going to start being modest and thank the students and teachers, they heard Yexing change the subject and said very seriously.

"That's just the tip of the iceberg, a glimpse of the leopard in a tube, a leaf blocking the eye, just a very small part, so next, I'm going to introduce to you my glorious deeds."

All teachers and students: "..."

The members of the Supernatural Club and Hiratsuka Shizuka all supported their foreheads and sighed.

"Is it starting again..."

Facing the teachers and students under the stage, Yexing did not show any stage fright, but slowly opened his mouth and said.

"First of all, let me introduce to you the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society, which I founded, abbreviated as Supernatural Club."

"The original goal of our Supernatural Club was to help students solve all kinds of supernatural commissions, but now, if it is a female student who likes cosplay, or encounters a supernatural event, or just needs help, you can come to our club members for commissions."

Hearing this, a new student under the stage raised a crucial question.

"Why are all the female students limited? Can't male students do it?"

"Men?"

Yexing showed a meaningful smile.

"If male students have commissions, they can only come to me. By the way, let me mention that on the first day I entered high school, I brought guns and sharp silver nails to school. Later, I beat several male students from other classes into the infirmary in the corridor. Of course, I'm just mentioning it, no other meaning. I still welcome everyone to come to me for commissions. We are all brothers, no need to be polite."

Hearing these words, the audience suddenly fell silent.

Since Sobu High School regarded Yexing as the face of publicity, it was impossible to write about the misunderstandings on the first day of school and the trivial matters of fighting on the brochure.

It is estimated that the principal did not expect that he deliberately concealed it, but Yexing directly revealed it in his opening speech.

But it doesn't matter.

The school didn't lie, Yexing did have so many glorious deeds, just one or two negative events were not mentioned, how can this be regarded as false advertising?

Besides, would the new students transfer schools now because of this little thing?

Impossible.

"It's the old routine."

As the founding member of the Supernatural Club, Yotsuya Miko couldn't help but smile as she listened to Yexing's words.

It's still the same as when it was first established. The other party uses his own bad image to screen out those who have not encountered any supernatural events, but want to fabricate lies and approach the members of the Supernatural Club in this way.

After all, putting aside whether it should be said or not, without knowing that most of the club members are a bunch of weirdos, judging solely by their looks, there might be some people, both male and female, who would want to approach them deliberately.

Clearly, Yexing didn't want to waste his energy on dealing with these boring guys, so he could just use the most efficient method to filter them out.

Immediately after, Yexing glanced at the audience and spoke again.

“Well… the current list of members of the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society is as follows.”

“The founder himself, Yotsuya Miko, Futaba Rio, Yuigahama Yui, Sakurajima Mai, Yurigawa Hana, Touma Kazusa, Kawasaki Saki, Amano Hina, Yukinoshita Yukino, Kitagawa Marin, Ogiso Setsuna, and the new member who just joined today, Miyamizu Mitsuha.”

Hearing him recite this long list like he was rattling off dishes on a menu, especially with her own name included, Miyamizu Mitsuha wore a bewildered expression.

“Wait… why am I included? You just added me in directly?”

“Miyamizu-san.”

Kawasaki Saki patted Miyamizu Mitsuha on the shoulder, with the air of someone who had been through it all, and said earnestly.

“Just get used to it. You’re a good person, already forced to join the gang.”

On the other side, Yexing slowly opened his mouth and said.

“Next, let me introduce my relationship status.”

Hearing this very gossipy topic, not only the freshmen who had just entered the school, but even the sophomores and juniors, especially Miura Yumiko sitting below, looked nonchalant on the surface, but had actually perked up their ears.

Everyone wanted to know what the situation was like inside the Supernatural Research Society, and how complicated the relationships were.

“Yukinoshita Yukino.”

When Yukinoshita Yukino's name came out of Yexing's mouth, Miura Yumiko in the audience couldn't help but be stunned, and then frowned slightly.

Yukinoshita Yukino?

She had thought about who among the members of the Supernatural Research Society was her rival… No, it seemed like there were a few too many rivals. Rather, Miura Yumiko had considered who wasn't her rival, and that person was Yukinoshita Yukino.

In the end, she didn't expect that it would be contrary to her expectations, and the person who seemed the most irrelevant was actually the most relevant?

Even Yukinoshita Yukino herself didn't expect that, when it came to the question of relationship status, the first name Yexing mentioned would be her own?

One of life's three great misperceptions…

Does he have feelings for me?

But in the next second, Yexing suddenly spoke again.

“Also Yurigawa Hana, Miyamizu Mitsuha, those three are not for the time being, the rest are all my girlfriends.”

The auditorium fell into dead silence.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

The sophomores and juniors, although they had roughly guessed that Yexing was building a harem, they never expected that he would dare to announce this matter publicly in front of the entire school.

Moreover, he used the process of elimination?

Three are not, and the rest are all?

Good heavens, is this the true value of the Harem God?

“This… this guy…”

Sakurajima Mai's face flushed red, and she stared angrily at Yexing, who was giving a speech on stage, and gritted her teeth.

“What on earth is he talking nonsense about in front of the entire school!”

“Nonsense?”

Touma Kazusa said calmly.

“Isn’t what he said the truth?”

Sakurajima Mai was stunned for a moment, and muttered softly.

“But… but in front of so many people…”

“Since it’s the truth, why can’t he say it? Other people’s opinions are completely irrelevant.”

Touma Kazusa tucked the black hair beside her ear and continued to ask calmly.

“Or are you saying that he should say he’s single? Now that he has said it so openly, those freshmen who have just entered the school won’t have any more wishful thinking, right? Isn’t this something worth rewarding him for?”

Sakurajima Mai, and the other members who had just heard Yexing's declaration and seemed a little shy, were all stunned when they heard Touma Kazusa say this.

It seems that this is really the case.

That's the situation, so can't he say it?

Could it be that Yexing should introduce himself as single, and then those freshmen who have just entered the school, or the sophomores and juniors who have wishful thinking about him, would come over and launch a fierce offensive?

Or, should he introduce only one person separately, and then make the other members feel uncomfortable, feeling that their position in his heart is of different importance?

That's even more impossible.

Thinking carefully, what Touma Kazusa said is really correct. Treating everyone equally and liking everyone equally is the only way to save the harem.

“Kazusa, you…”

Now Sakurajima Mai and the others no longer call Touma Kazusa Touma-san. After all, to put it euphemistically, everyone is a member of the Supernatural Research Society, all are spiritual power users, and are family members who will save the world together.

To put it bluntly…

They all have to take turns challenging BOSS, and then be completely abused. They may even have to team up to fight the boss in the future, so why use such distant terms as surnames and classmates? Just call each other by their names.

Sakurajima Mai looked at Touma Kazusa, who had a calm expression, and sighed slightly.

“You are really the most loyal type I’ve ever seen.”

Ogiso Setsuna said meaningfully from the side.

“Mai-senpai, you haven’t seen Kazusa when she’s really loyal. That night, she actually called Yexing master, and said something like *die for you*…”

“Setsuna!”

Seeing Ogiso Setsuna say the embarrassing words she had said during night training, Touma Kazusa's fair face instantly turned red, and she said in shame and anger.

“You… what are you talking about… don’t talk nonsense…”

Ogiso Setsuna smiled, gently bumped Touma Kazusa's shoulder, and said with a grin.

“Since it’s the truth, why can’t you say it?”

“Good for you, Setsuna, you’re using my words to retort me, are you?”