Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned for a moment, but when she noticed Miyazumi Mitsuha's suggestive gaze, she suddenly understood and nodded with a smile.

"That makes sense, then I'll try Kitagawa-san and Makise-san's cooking first. Yuihama-san's, I'll save for last."

Hiratsuka Shizuka completely misunderstood Miyazumi Mitsuha's meaning.

She thought that the look in the other's eyes was telling her that if she tasted Yuihama Yui's seemingly delicious cookies first, and then praised them, it would hurt Kitagawa Marin and Makise Kurisu's self-esteem, making them feel frustrated.

As a teacher, how could she allow such a situation to occur!?

Yuihama Yui's cooking must be the best of the three, Hiratsuka Shizuka felt there was no doubt about that, but she also had to consider Makise Kurisu and Kitagawa Marin's feelings, and not let them feel like they had lost miserably. The best outcome would be a slight victory, where everyone was happy.

After figuring it out, Hiratsuka Shizuka gave Miyazumi Mitsuha an appreciative look, thinking that this transfer student's emotional intelligence was quite high.

Seeing her expression, everyone guessed that she had misunderstood Miyazumi Mitsuha's meaning.

However...

Tasting Yuihama Yui's cooking had unknowingly become an important part of joining the Supernatural Club, like offering a certificate of loyalty.

Anyway, if Yotsuya Miko had to choose, although she had a good relationship with Yuihama Yui and had known her the longest among the members, if she had to choose, she would rather die once, a real death, and then go back in time, than eat Yuihama Yui's cooking, especially this special edition full of affection.

"Then I'll try Kitagawa-san's first."

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at the dark, blurry mess of soy sauce fried rice covered in potato chip crumbs, and tried her best to maintain a smile as she dug out a spoonful and gently put it in her mouth.

The moment it entered her mouth, Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned for a moment, carefully tasting it.

As she expected, the slightly sweet cucumber-flavored potato chips mixed with the salty soy sauce fried rice did not produce any surprisingly delicious reaction.

In conclusion.

It was bad, but still within acceptable limits.

"Hmm... this fried rice is well made, the taste is quite good."

Hearing Hiratsuka Shizuka's evaluation, Kitagawa Marin's face lit up with joy, and she said with a smile.

"Thank you, Shizuka-sensei..."

"Thank you for what?"

Yozora retorted speechlessly.

"Shizuka, your hypocritical praise will only lead Marin further down the wrong path. If it's bad, just say it's bad, don't use so many polite words."

"Haha..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka smiled awkwardly, and glared at Yozora with a sharp look.

You can be honest and focus on being real, but I'm a teacher, how can I discourage my students like that?

"Eh... so what I made wasn't delicious..."

Noticing that Kitagawa Marin's mood was a little low, Yozora smiled and comforted her.

"It's okay, everyone has things they are good at and things they are not good at. You are not good at cooking, but you are very good at other things."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yozora noticed that the room had fallen silent. Yotsuya Miko and the others were all looking at him with meaningful eyes, while Kawasaki Saki seemed to have remembered something, her pretty face slightly red, and she remained silent.

"Your thoughts... are really dirty..."

Yotsuya Miko rolled her eyes and said unhappily.

"I didn't expect to hear that from you."

Immediately afterwards, Hiratsuka Shizuka tasted the salad made by Makise Kurisu, her brows furrowed, and her face showed a complex expression.

"This..."

Makise Kurisu said calmly.

"This salad is very nutritious."

Yozora said with a sincere face.

"Can it enlarge breasts?"

"Enlarge breasts?"

Makise Kurisu frowned upon hearing this strange question, her face showing displeasure, but she still answered.

"You are all only second-year high school students, who needs to enlarge their breasts..."

Speaking of this, Makise Kurisu noticed Yukinoshita Yukino, who had been hiding in the corner, looking dejected, and couldn't help but pause, then slowly walked over, patted her on the shoulder, and said earnestly.

"Don't worry, I'll research how to make a breast-enlarging salad."

Yukinoshita Yukino subconsciously retorted.

"I don't need it..."

But when she said this, she didn't have any confidence at all.

Yukinoshita Yukino, needed it too much.

At this moment, a head poked in from the classroom door.

"Boss, I have a plan that can solve Yukinoshita Yukino's problem..."

Toma Kazusa frowned, looked at Hachishaku-sama, and showed a murderous intent.

"Go, go, go, go patrol."

"Okay."

This brief interlude did not affect the progress of this "food" competition.

The moment Hiratsuka Shizuka picked up that cookie and gently bit into it, the entire home economics classroom fell silent. Everyone held their breath, anticipating her reaction.

"This is..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's pupils dilated slightly, and her entire body and expression froze at this moment.

A lightning bolt seemed to flash through her brain.

"What exactly is this..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka tasted such cooking for the first time.

It transcended the boundaries of delicious and bad, and could no longer be described with any words.

It was like a Picasso abstract painting. You knew it wasn't good-looking, but you couldn't describe it as ugly. But when you looked closely, you couldn't appreciate anything...

What is this?

This, is called art!

"I lost..."

Seeing Hiratsuka Shizuka supporting herself on the table with both hands, lowering her head, looking completely defeated, everyone looked at each other in confusion. Even Kitagawa Marin and Makise Kurisu, who participated in the competition, were dumbfounded.

What kind of evaluation is this?

Wait... has the dumpling's cooking reached the point where it can make the competition judge take the initiative to admit defeat after tasting it?

Could it be that she is really a cooking genius?

"Cough cough."

Yuihama Yui didn't know how to respond to this, she just held the tray in front of everyone and smiled sweetly.

"There are still so many cookies left, let's share them together?"

Futaba Rio silently reached out and pushed Yozora forward, saying in a flat tone.

"He's hungry."

Yozora's pupils shook, unable to believe it.

"I'm hungry?"

Yotsuya Miko also echoed.

"Yeah, Rio is right, you're hungry."

"I'm hungry... am I?"

Seeing Yuihama Yui and Kitagawa Marin holding the dishes in front of him, looking at him with expectant eyes, Yozora gritted his teeth and nodded heavily.

"That's right, I'm really hungry."

The God of Harem, is not someone anyone can be.

Yozora noticed Makise Kurisu standing there, seeming to feel a little embarrassed and at a loss, gritted his teeth, and slowly opened his mouth.

"Makise-san, yours, I'll eat it too, I'll eat it all!"

At this moment, the image of the God of Harem became exceptionally tall in everyone's hearts, as if he was radiating holy light.

This, is the real deal.

In the following time, the Supernatural Club members discussed again, a very serious issue.

Mai-senpai is in Toyohama Nodoka's body, and is currently practicing singing and dancing as an idol member.

So... who will be responsible for the meals?

The final decision was that Amano Hina would take over the position of head chef of the Supernatural Club, and Kogiso Setsuna and Kawasaki Saki would take turns, and the three girls would jointly be responsible for making lunch boxes for the Supernatural Club members every day.

Yuihama Yui volunteered and recommended herself, and then was unanimously voted down.

And after eating three dishes, feeling the combination skills of Kitagawa Marin, Makise Kurisu, and Yuihama Yui in cooking, even the strongest exorcist in history was almost unable to withstand it.

Fortunately, there will be no home economics classes in the near future. If there are any next time, Yozora decided to run away in advance, whoever wants to eat can eat it.

His biggest enemy is not SERN, but the combined offensive of these three, it's too terrifying.

...

The next morning.

"Home Economics Cooking Class, this is my home field!"

Listening to Yuihama Yui's declaration, looking at the familiar scene in front of him, Yozora remained silent.

Yesterday was Monday.

Today... is still Monday.

Time, is trapped in an endless loop.

But why?

Why, does it have to be this day!?

Could it be that torturing himself, who will still retain his original memories even if time keeps looping, with Yuihama Yui's cooking, is SERN's plan?

SERN, you deserve to die!!!

Chapter 396: Laplace's Demon of Time Loop, Toyohama Nodoka's Knot

Looking at the identical scene in front of him, exactly the same as the "yesterday" in his memory, and the Supernatural Club members who had not noticed anything unusual, Yozora sighed slightly.

It's just pure absurdity.

In this world, who can withstand eating Yuihama Yui's cooking every day?

Hiratsuka Shizuka doesn't care, anyway, she doesn't have the memory of time loops, every time is just the first time for her.

But to make himself eat it every day, and feel the combined skills of Kitagawa Marin, Makise Kurisu, and Yuihama Yui every time?

His mind will collapse.

"I have something to do, I have to go first."

"Hmm? Want to escape?"

Yotsuya Miko grabbed Yozora's wrist, showed a kind smile, and said softly.

"You were so happy being with everyone, so how can you not taste the dishes that your favorite Marin and Yui made with their own hands? This is all affection."

Yozora looked like he was about to collapse, and sighed softly.

"How have you all started to become so black-bellied..."

"Hmm? Is this black-bellied?"