Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"We did come to give you some pointers... Hiss..."

Before he could finish his boastful words, he felt a terrifying force coming from the hand Night God Moon was holding, as if it would crush his metacarpal bones.

Maezawa instantly broke out in a cold sweat from the pain, but in front of so many students, he didn't want to lose face by crying out, so he could only endure it.

And the force in Night God Moon's hand was increasing little by little, while he leaned close to the other party's ear, maintaining a kind smile, and said softly.

"Are you worthy to talk to me like that?"

In school and in the eyes of those around him, Night God Moon is an excellent student in both sports and academics, and he is also very polite and kind, handsome, and a perfect genius.

Actually...

His personality can only be described with two words.

Atrocious.

Even if it is Yukino Yukinoshita, the most awkward character among the members of the Super Club, Yono Yukinoshita, who often does some crazy behavior, and Touma Kazusa, who is full of aggressiveness and extremely indifferent to people, the personality defects of all these people combined, I am afraid that they cannot compete with Night God Moon.

For example.

Yukinoshita Yukino said that she would not care about the eyes of others, and would always tell the truth, even if the truth would hurt others, she would not give up this principle.

Let's not talk about whether she has done this, but if it is Night God Moon...

Night God Moon simply doesn't treat anyone other than Yoshingami and L as equals.

In his eyes, those are extremely stupid NPCs, who can see through the other party's next move with just one glance, and can also fully predict what kind of reaction the other party will give after he makes a certain move.

Based on this alone, the personality problems of girls like Yukino, Yono, and Kazusa are not personality defects at all in the face of Night God Moon's extreme arrogance and indifference, at best, they can only be said to have some minor problems.

Noticing the faint scarlet light in the brown-haired boy's eyes, compared to the heart-wrenching pain from his palm, Maezawa felt a kind of fear that he had never felt in his life, as if the guy on the opposite side was about to kill him in the next second.

At this time, he was like a rabbit being targeted by a tiger, sweating profusely, and even his body was stiff.

"Just kidding with you, don't be nervous."

Night God Moon suddenly let go of his hand and patted Maezawa on the shoulder with a smile.

"Let's have a game."

When he turned around, Yoshingami looked at Night God Moon with a kind smile and said softly.

"Sure enough, it has to be you."

"What do you mean it has to be me, it was you who made the request."

Night God Moon restrained his smile, looked at Maezawa, who was wearing a basketball team uniform, holding his hand, sweating coldly on his forehead from the pain, and avoiding his gaze, and said in a flat tone.

"As the trump card of your school's basketball team, no matter what, you should have some strength. I can play basketball, and it is not difficult to defeat him, who is just an ordinary person, but that can only prove that I am stronger than him, and cannot prove that he is weak, and cannot make him look bad."

"But, his right hand has been injured by me. When the game starts, his shooting touch will definitely be seriously affected, and he is afraid of me."

"He is afraid of the enemy before the game even starts. When he plays against me later, he will definitely make some very low-level mistakes that are laughable, and even, I can deliberately pretend to be ignorant of basketball, completely like a layman, so that the audience on the sidelines thinks that he can't even beat a layman, and that his usual practice is just meaningless showing off."

"In this way, won't the goal of making him look bad be achieved?"

Night God Moon's IQ is at the same level as L, but the two are good at different aspects. Compared to things like reasoning, Night God Moon is better at manipulating others through various aspects such as words, psychology, and actions, acting as he expected, and is also very good at brainwashing and controlling people's hearts.

With such talent, it is not surprising that he will embark on the path of a politician in the future, or even become the prime minister.

...

When the basketball game officially started, in the first round, the ball was naturally handed to Maezawa, who was the ace.

Night God Moon stood straight in front of him, without lowering his center of gravity to make a defensive move, completely pretending to be a pure layman.

"Senior Maezawa, come on!"

As the ace of the basketball team, Maezawa obviously still has some popularity among the girls, but at this moment, he heard the cheers from the sidelines, his right hand, which was still in pain, trembled, and a drop of sweat slid from his forehead and dripped into his eyes.

"What's wrong, aren't you attacking?"

Night God Moon stared into Maezawa's eyes and smiled softly in a volume that only the two of them could hear.

"Come on, in front of so many people, as the ace of the basketball team, you can't lose face."

Hearing this, Maezawa gritted his teeth and was about to start attacking when he heard Night God Moon add another sentence.

"By the way, since you choose to launch the attack yourself..."

Night God Moon spoke slowly, uttering a heart-wrenching sentence.

"If the game is lost, the dissolution of the basketball team, and the disappointed eyes of the members and coaches, will all become the responsibility of you, the trump card."

Hearing this, Maezawa's heart tightened. Just as he was about to say something, Night God Moon had slowly stretched out his hands, like receiving a Chinese cabbage, and took the ball from Maezawa's hand, and even had time to smile and say.

"Thank you."

And when Night God Moon sent the ball into the basket on the other side of the court with a simple and unpretentious three-step layup, just like a beginner, the students on the sidelines reacted.

Their expressions, like the basketball team coach, were directly stunned.

Just now...

What exactly happened?

"Maezawa, what are you doing!?"

The basketball team coach was so anxious that he jumped up and down.

Are you acting here with me?

Are you dissatisfied with me, the coach, or the basketball team?

Why did you deliberately give the ball to someone else as if you had colluded?

And this is just the beginning.

In the next ten minutes, everyone enjoyed a good show.

Over on Nightstar's side, the basketball club member matched up against him definitely didn't dare to take the ball to attack. After all, this was the man known as Sobu High's Great Demon King. Even if he didn't know whether the other party could play basketball, he didn't want to face him.

The boy matched up against Totsuka Saika was also unwilling to take the ball. After all, Totsuka Saika's appearance didn't have the slightest bit of lethality, and he was so cute... Playing against Totsuka Saika would be the same as bullying a girl, wouldn't it?

And Hayama Hayato, as the ace of the soccer club, had excellent physical abilities and could also play basketball, so there was no need to choose him.

That left only the principal and Yagami Light.

Who would dare to attack Sobu High's principal?

Although the principal was sticking out his belly at this time, looking like he was hot-blooded and ready to fight alongside his most proud student, Nightstar, seemingly about to use a human bullet attack, he was still the principal. Which basketball team member would dare to dribble past him?

That left only Yagami Light to defend against Maezawa. Maezawa was also the ace of the basketball team. Who else could they pass the ball to if not him?

As a result, Maezawa's performance...

Interceptions five times, slipped and fell twice, over-dribbled three times due to excessive tension, and even, because he was too nervous, had a hilarious traveling violation where he forgot to dribble and just started walking.

After playing for a full ten minutes, he only had one successful shot, and it was a ridiculous air ball.

“Uh…”

Beside Koga Tomoe, Reina, who had originally been cheering for her senior Maezawa, now had a complex expression on her face as she watched Maezawa's sweaty, trembling, and embarrassed appearance on the court.

Noticing her friend's gaze, Koga Tomoe knew that Nightstar's plan had succeeded. Senior Maezawa's image in Reina's heart had been completely shattered.

However, at the same time, she also remembered the words Nightstar had said.

This isn't real love, it's just a love-struck junior's rose-tinted glasses for a senior basketball team member.

…

In the end, the basketball game successfully concluded.

After twelve minutes of "wonderful" performance in the first quarter, Maezawa was substituted off by the coach. He was like a man who had lost his soul, his confidence completely shattered by Yagami Light.

To this, Totsuka Saika had only one comment.

“If you can't even overcome this kind of difficulty, and you call yourself a member of a sports club? You're not much of a man.”

Totsuka Saika was indeed qualified to give such a comment. He only looked like a girl on the outside, but his personality was very tenacious. He could even withstand Nightstar's killer tennis training without leaving any PTSD-like aftereffects, and could even continue to talk to Nightstar with a smile.

Great, no need to say more.

And the final result was a sixty-to-sixty tie. The basketball team didn't need to be disbanded. After all, Nightstar's original goal was just to have the basketball team coach send out Maezawa, and then make this playboy-like senior look bad, shattering the rose-tinted glasses in Reina's heart, thereby solving Koga Tomoe's adolescent syndrome once and for all.

The balding middle-aged principal of Sobu High, with a score of forty-two points, won the scoring title, which really made him beam with joy.

And the real main event was just beginning at this moment.

“This is… salad?”

Yagami Light frowned as he looked at the salad in front of him, raised his head to look at Nightstar and the members of the Super-L League, his eyes revealing a look of doubt.

“Why… are you all turning on your phone cameras?”

“It's nothing.”

Nightstar patted Yagami Light on the shoulder and said with a smile.

“It's our first time treating you to a meal, we want to record the wonderful moment.”

Chapter 400: "Kira's" heartfelt admiration, strange events within Shuchiin Academy

“Really… really?”

Yagami Light looked dubious, tasted a bite of this Makise Kurisu-special salad, chewed expressionlessly for a while, then suddenly picked up the trash can placed on the ground, spit it out without hesitation, wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and looked at Makise Kurisu, saying bluntly.

“Disgusting.”

Immediately afterwards, Yagami Light scooped another spoonful of soy sauce fried rice into his mouth, but this time it was no longer an unchanged expression, but a frown, then he looked at Kitagawa Marin, and once again said bluntly.

“Really disgusting.”

Hearing his evaluation, Makise Kurisu was obviously a little unhappy and immediately retorted.

“This salad is very nutritious, if you don’t understand, then don’t…”

“What does that have to do with the taste?”

Yagami Light said in a flat tone.

“No matter how nutritious it is, it’s still disgusting.”

Makise Kurisu was speechless and had to choose to remain silent.

And next, when Yagami Light put that chocolate chip cookie into his mouth, the members all held their breath, anticipating his reaction.

“This is!?”

Except when talking to Nightstar, Yagami Light's face for the first time revealed an emotional fluctuation that could be clearly seen. Those brown eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe the taste in his mouth at all, looking incredulous.

“This… this…”

Even after swallowing the cookie, Yagami Light still hadn't completely recovered. After nearly half a minute, he looked at Yuigahama Yui with a complicated expression.

“Hmm… amazing.”

“Eh? What kind of evaluation is that?”

Yuigahama Yui really couldn't understand why everyone gave such strange evaluations after eating the dishes she made?

If it's disgusting, it's disgusting, if it's delicious, it's delicious.

Amazing… what does that mean?

“Can I ask a question? Yuigahama-san, has anyone ever said your cooking is delicious before?”

Hearing Yagami Light's question, Yuigahama Yui nodded, pointed to Nightstar standing there, and said with a sweet smile.

“Yes, Nightstar said that the things I make are very delicious.”

Yagami Light was shocked when he heard this, looked at Nightstar beside him, his expression changing constantly, opened his lips, as if trying to find the right words, but in the end only revealed admiration, even worship, in his eyes, and slowly said.

“As expected of you, I admit you're amazing.”

Yagami Light thought to himself, Nightstar can actually say that this kind of cooking is delicious, and not just generally delicious, but very delicious!?

As expected of Nightstar, he easily did something he couldn't do.

Only he is worthy of having a harem in this world.

Yagami Light was convinced.

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