Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

Kaguya Shinomiya raised her hand and stroked her cheek, but this trick had already lost its effect and could only blush slightly as she whispered.

“If you want to see me, can't you see me at my house or at your school? I remember very clearly that you said you didn't like our school and thought it was too hypocritical.”

“Did I say that? Are you sure it wasn't Yukino Yukinoshita who said it?”

“Don't try to pass the buck to Yukinoshita-san. I remember very clearly that it was said on the day of the joint exam.”

“Oh, is that so.”

Yexing first responded with a noncommittal sentence, and then asked a question that made Kaguya Shinomiya instantly at a loss, not knowing how to answer.

“You remember things from so long ago so clearly, is it because you have a good memory, or simply because the person who said this sentence was me?”

Kaguya Shinomiya's pretty face showed an obvious shy blush, and her lips were slightly open. This young lady, who always maintained the image of the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya Group no matter what happened, had no image to speak of at this moment. After hesitating for a long time, she finally found a lame excuse.

“You… don't think too much, it's just because… because I lost to you, that was the most humiliating day in my life, so… so the impression is so deep…”

“Humiliating?”

Yexing shrugged his shoulders, walked towards the private Shuchiin Academy, and said with a smile.

“It's good enough to lose to me, it proves that you are already the strongest among human beings.”

Kaguya Shinomiya said unhappily when she heard the words.

“You're going crazy, what does that mean? Are you not human?”

“I think I am.”

“Don't say this kind of…”

Kaguya Shinomiya subconsciously raised her hand, frowned slightly, and was a little unhappy. She wanted to pat Yexing's shoulder to stop him from saying such insulting words to himself, but when her hand was raised in the air, she realized that her behavior was a bit over the line and did not conform to the image of the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya family at all. Her slender hand froze in mid-air, and after a few seconds, she retracted it, coughed lightly to cover up her embarrassment and said.

“Don't say such strange things, so, what exactly are you here to do? Is it convenient to tell me?”

“Convenient.”

Yexing walked slowly inside Shuchiin Academy, suddenly stopped, looked at a low bush in the distance, and shouted imposingly.

“Come out, evil pad-tool person!”

Knowing that she had been discovered, Hayasaka Ai silently moved out from behind the bushes, with a speechless expression on her face.

“Can you not mention the pad-tool thing?”

“That won't work.”

Yexing sternly and mercilessly accused.

“If you use scientific ninja tools for one day, you will be a scientific ninja tool for the rest of your life. The evil pad-tool person must be punished by justice!”

“Then punish me.”

“Cough cough.”

Seeing Hayasaka Ai and Yexing chatting as if no one else was there, Kaguya Shinomiya felt a feeling in her heart that was difficult to describe, like she had eaten a lemon, and interrupted with a blank expression.

“Get to the point, what exactly are you here to do at our school?”

Yexing put away his frivolous appearance and slowly said.

“Recently, students in your school have often been fainting suddenly, you should know about it, right?”

“There is such a thing…”

Kaguya Shinomiya sighed slightly.

“You also know the composition of our private Shuchiin Academy students. Because of this incident, the school is under great pressure. If the students who fainted hadn't all gone to the hospital for examination and confirmed that there were no major problems, the school would have been unable to withstand the parents' protests and temporarily closed the school.”

“Is that so…”

Yexing nodded noncommittally, glanced around, and did not find the black traces left by the evil spirits, and then smelled it again, but did not smell the aroma of food.

“Then, besides this incident, has anything strange happened in your school recently?”

“Strange things…”

Kaguya Shinomiya frowned slightly, tried hard to recall, and finally shook her head.

“No, since the beginning of this semester, I have been preparing for the student council election, and I haven't paid much attention to those boring rumors in the school that are not true or false.”

After receiving Kaguya Shinomiya's answer, Yexing looked at Hayasaka Ai, raised his chin, and asked with a smile.

“What about you, Hayasaka pad-tool-san?”

“My name is not pad-tool, my name is Hayasaka Ai…”

Hayasaka Ai retorted weakly, and then said thoughtfully.

“Speaking of strange rumors… there is really one. I heard that two days ago, a student forgot to take something that was left in the school, and as a result… she saw a flickering human-shaped black shadow in the corridor. She said it vividly, which was really a bit scary.”

“Who is that student? Has she fainted before?”

“No.”

Hayasaka Ai shook her head, with a complicated look on her face, and murmured.

“You've also met her… it's Fujiwara Chika.”

Yexing couldn't help but tease when he saw this.

“Fujiwara Chika is Fujiwara Chika, what do you mean by this expression? You don't like her?”

“I can't say I don't like her, after all, she is Kaguya's friend, but…”

Hayasaka Ai pursed her lips and said cautiously.

“Although I'm not very familiar with her, I always feel that her heart… doesn't seem to be that simple.”

“Then you're right.”

Yexing thought that Fujiwara Chika was a young lady from a famous family, how could she really be a complete silly white sweet?

Although her appearance is pure and cute, in fact, Fujiwara Chika is a character with a black-bellied attribute, commonly known as pink on the outside, black on the inside.

In comparison, Kaguya Shinomiya and Hayasaka Ai are much easier to deal with.

“Then it seems that I have to chat with Fujiwara-san.”

“Chat… chat?”

Kaguya Shinomiya's tone was a bit strange, as if she was worried about something, but seeing Yexing's rare serious appearance, although she didn't know what the other party was here for, she decided to trust him and agreed very simply.

“Well… I heard that after I run for student council, Chika is also preparing. She said that if I successfully run for president, she will come to be my vice president. I can contact her and say that I want to prepare for student council election-related matters, and skipping a few classes shouldn't be a problem.”

“Okay.”

After agreeing, Yexing noticed that Hiratsuka Shizuka had not followed, turned around and asked curiously.

"What are you doing standing there? Catch up."

"That... I think I'll pass..."

Hiratsuka-sensei forced a smile.

"You young people chat together... What would a teacher like me do going along? Just call me after you're done chatting..."

Yoru Hoshi didn't say a word, just walked directly over, and amidst the astonished gazes of Kaguya Shinomiya and Ai Hayasaka, gently took Hiratsuka-sensei's hand, and said with a smile.

"Stop kidding, I don't know how I'd live without you, you old single woman."

Hiratsuka-sensei's face instantly flushed red when Yoru Hoshi suddenly held her hand, and she muttered softly.

"I'm just older than you... I'm not old... Hmph..."

Hiratsuka-sensei looked down at her hand being held by Yoru Hoshi, symbolically tugged it twice, and then gave up as if resigning herself to fate. Yoru Hoshi could also sense that she didn't really want to pull her hand away, she was just putting on a show of shyness.

After all, this person is the famous single Iron Fist, and her strength is much greater than that of ordinary women.

...

When they arrived at a room that resembled a club activity room, Chika Fujiwara, who had received a text message from Kaguya Shinomiya, was already sitting inside waiting.

She saw Yoru Hoshi walk in, immediately stood up, and greeted him with a sweet smile.

"Yoru Hoshi-kun, long time no see."

"Yeah, long time no see, Fujiwara-san."

Yoru Hoshi glanced at Chika Fujiwara, who was smiling sweetly, but his gaze didn't linger on her. This detail was noticed by Kaguya Shinomiya, who finally breathed a sigh of relief.

She didn't understand why she was so worried about her good friend Chika Fujiwara meeting Yoru Hoshi.

Perhaps it was because...

Kaguya Shinomiya glanced at Chika Fujiwara's chest, then looked down at her own.

That's right, it must be because of those evil huge R's.

That must be it.

And when Yoru Hoshi saw Chika Fujiwara, what he thought of wasn't huge R's.

Of course, he definitely looked, there's no way he wouldn't look, but he just didn't let Kaguya Shinomiya and Ai Hayasaka notice.

But more importantly...

Chika Fujiwara, like Kaguya Shinomiya, was on the list provided by Amane Suzuha.

Although, according to L's analysis, that list was likely a smokescreen by SERN, the fact that SERN used it as a smokescreen proves that the people on it do play roles in the future. Otherwise, the flaws would be too great, and if he immediately recognized it, it would be completely meaningless.

Chika Fujiwara will become one of the important assistants of "Masquerade" in the future, which is also a reasonable thing.

Needless to say about her family, it's not inferior to Kaguya Shinomiya's, and may even be better. After all, she has extremely high influence in the political world, equivalent to Yuan Shao's family with four generations and three public ministers. Compared to the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya Group, it's really hard to say who is higher or lower.

Chika Fujiwara has the value of becoming an assistant, and there is one more important thing.

Although there is no progress yet, with her appearance and personality, she can reach the standard of Kyoto's number one eroge shooter.

This seems unimportant, but it's actually very important.

If there was a Hokkaido War God on the list, or some experienced public bus, Yoru Hoshi would be able to identify it at a glance as: pure fabrication.

"Fujiwara-san, I heard that you saw something in the school corridor?"

"Yes, yes."

Chika Fujiwara nodded repeatedly, suddenly became serious, and said earnestly.

"Let me tell you, let me tell you, you must not be scared, that figure..."

Speaking of this, Chika Fujiwara stood up, tried hard to stand on tiptoe, stretched her left hand upwards with all her strength, and put her right hand below, making a posture like pulling noodles vertically, her cute face flushed red.

"That person... is this tall, her head is almost touching the ceiling."

Although Chika Fujiwara's movements were very funny, Yoru Hoshi didn't find it funny, but nodded, thoughtfully.

"What about her appearance? Male or female?"

"It should be a woman, she has long black hair that almost reaches her feet. Oh, right, she was wearing those kind of... red shoes, and the hem of her long skirt was also red, which looked quite eerie. The clothes on her body were a bit old, but they were still decent. As for her appearance... I didn't see clearly, she just flashed for a moment and disappeared. If I wasn't sure I didn't see it wrong, I would have thought I was hallucinating."

"That kind of appearance, huh..."

Yoru Hoshi nodded noncommittally, then looked at Kaguya Shinomiya and said with a smile.

"Shinomiya-san, you're going to run for student council president, right?"

"Yes."

"What are your chances?"

"Not very optimistic."

Kaguya Shinomiya sighed slightly, and only when there were no outsiders would she show this side of herself.

"I originally thought that the identity of the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya family would help me in the student council president election, but the result is just the opposite..."

Chika Fujiwara took over Kaguya Shinomiya's topic and said with a slightly helpless expression.

"Yeah, I investigated the reputation within the school. Most students, although they think Kaguya is very capable and excellent, are worried that she is running for student council president simply because she thinks she should be student council president, considering the gap brought by her status and class, and the personality she usually shows. They are afraid that after she really becomes president, she will not be able to fulfill the responsibilities of the president. In short, her popularity is not high enough, making everyone feel distant and her image is not friendly enough."

Obviously, these two good friends, Chika Fujiwara and Kaguya Shinomiya, are running for student council positions together, and even the matter of who will be the president and who will be the vice president has been arranged.

As the daughter of a political family, whose mother is also a diplomat, Chika Fujiwara is naturally also very proficient in diplomatic strategies. Logically speaking, these two people should be invincible when they join forces.

"That's relative, right? Could it be that there is a better candidate than Shinomiya-san?"

Hearing Yoru Hoshi's question, Kaguya Shinomiya sighed lightly and slowly opened her mouth.