Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"You… you… you jerk…"

Yukino Yukinoshita's pretty face flushed red. She moved closer to Yexing and gently bumped his shoulder with her forehead, like a small, bullied kitten, and mumbled in a voice that was clearly trying to sound tough, but trembled slightly.

"You're so mean… mean, Yexing…"

"Want to hold hands?"

Hearing Yexing's words, Yukino Yukinoshita pursed her lips, put on her white hat, and then extended her fair, slender right hand, saying in a voice as faint as a mosquito's hum.

"Yeah… I want to hold…"

Yukino Yukinoshita never imagined that one day she would hold her boyfriend's hand in public and go on a date.

Clearly… when she first entered high school, it was something completely impossible and out of reach for her.

"Is there anywhere you want to go?"

"Yeah…"

A blush appeared on Yukino Yukinoshita's face, and she was even too embarrassed to look at Yexing beside her, only shyly lowering her head.

"I… I'm okay with anything…"

Just as Yukino Yukinoshita's voice fell, her Soul True Self, the Snow Woman, suddenly popped out on her own, and opened her mouth in a carefree tone.

"First eat ice cream, not the packaged kind from the supermarket, but the freshly made waffle cone ice cream, and then also eat a candied apple. You don't have to pay for anything else, but you must buy Yukino a candied apple."

"Eh, Snow Woman, don't…"

"Why must I buy a candied apple?"

Hearing Yexing's curious inquiry, the Snow Woman rolled her eyes and said unhappily.

"Did you forget? Last year when everyone watched the fireworks display together, everyone had a candied apple, but you and Yang Nai deliberately teased Yukino, saying that you just wouldn't buy her one, and Yang Nai even said something like everyone else has something to eat, but Yukino doesn't, so she must be unwilling, so… today you must buy Yukino a candied apple… no, buy two!"

"Oh, so you still remember that?"

Seeing Yexing staring at her with a half-smile, Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't continue to act tough. After all, soul manifestation represents a psychic's true heart. Even if she said something herself, she could cover it up with reasons like saying one thing and meaning another, but the words spoken by the Snow Woman were absolutely true.

Thinking of this, Yukino Yukinoshita simply gave up, squeezed Yexing's palm forcefully, raised her head to look directly into his eyes, and stamped her foot in anger.

"Yes, I just want to eat a candied apple! It's not easy to already be… is it not okay to eat a candied apple?"

Yexing couldn't help but chuckle, reaching out to pinch Yukino's fair cheek.

"Okay, no problem, I'll buy as many as you want to eat."

Yukino Yukinoshita realized that she was being a little out of control, turned her head again, and mumbled softly.

"And that… fireworks display… also has to be made up for…"

"Yeah, we'll make it up."

"And also, I heard that you and Rio went to the river to set off fireworks… that also has to be made up for…"

"No, how much do you want me to make up for? Are you going to make me make up for everything?"

"Hmm…"

Yukino Yukinoshita looked thoughtful, thought for a long time, and then said with a serious face.

"The thing about forming a band with Kazusa and Setsuna for a performance doesn't need to be made up for. I don't really like performing in public."

Yexing was speechless when he heard this.

"Hmph, listen to what you're saying. If we were to go on stage together, we could only perform our original classic mutual-roasting segment from when we first met. Oh, saying it's mutual-roasting is a bit unrealistic, it was me unilaterally crushing you."

"You're still bringing up things from back then, huh?"

Yukino Yukinoshita recalled the times when she had just joined the Super-Resource Club, the debates where she was completely crushed, and the humiliation of always being ranked second in Sobu High School. All she could say was…

Unbearable to look back on, it was really unbearable to look back on.

…

Two hours later, in a cafe in Kyoto.

"So happy…"

Yukino Yukinoshita, holding an adorable kitten, looked at the various pastries and ice cream placed on the table, then stroked the kitten in her arms again, listening to its lazy meow, and subconsciously made a sound.

"Meow"

After realizing what she had done, Yukino Yukinoshita raised her head and saw Yexing sitting across from her, staring at her with a half-smile, and couldn't help but blush and say softly.

"You… you're laughing at me…"

"I'm not, I just think you look like this…"

Just as Yexing was halfway through his sentence, a fat orange cat suddenly jumped onto the sofa, and then, with an agility that completely didn't match its fat figure, directly lay down on…

Yexing's head.

"Pfft…"

Looking at the adorable fat orange cat, lying lazily on top of Yexing's head, unwilling to move, and the speechless expression on Yexing's face, Yukino Yukinoshita really couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Hahaha… I noticed it last time, you, you're very popular with animals."

"Yeah."

Yexing took a sip of an iced Coca-Cola, a relaxed and lazy expression on his face, somewhat similar to the orange cat on his head, leaned back on the sofa, and chuckled as he looked at Yukino Yukinoshita who was petting the cat.

"Yui's dog likes me, these cats in the cat cafe also like me, and even bugs like me, which shows that my personal charm is indeed irresistible."

"Bugs?"

Yukino Yukinoshita was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and frowned slightly.

"The bug you're talking about, shouldn't it be referring to me…"

"Eat your candied apple quickly, it won't taste good if it gets cold."

"This thing… is supposed to be eaten cold, right?"

Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head helplessly, opened a bag of cat treats, and held it to the cat in her arms' mouth, watching the cute cat eat, she felt that her whole person was healed, but then, Yukino Yukinoshita looked at Yexing again, pursed her lips and said softly.

"That… I remember you don't seem to like cats, right?"

"It's not that I like it, but I don't dislike it either."

"Then…"

Yukino Yukinoshita asked tentatively.

"To accommodate me… to come to a place like this for a date…"

"Eh? How can you call that accommodating?"

Night Star smiled and waved his hand, propping his chin with one hand, looking at Yukino Yukinoshita sitting across from him, and said with a smile.

"You like playing with cats, and I want to see you happy. Coming here and seeing you happy makes me happy too. How can you call that accommodating? It's a win-win."

Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't help but look touched when she heard this, thinking that Night Star was usually quite abstract, but at times like these… he could always say some… words that she really liked.

"Of course, it's not that I don't like cats."

Night Star said with a straight face.

"If it's a catgirl Yukino, then I would like her."

Chapter 542 A Lifeless Space, The Fury of the Harem God

"Cat… catgirl…"

Seeing Yukino Yukinoshita's shy appearance with her face flushed red after hearing this word, Night Star was quite surprised.

"You actually know what a catgirl is?"

"I… I know…"

Yukino Yukinoshita's face was flushed red, and she said softly with her head lowered.

"Some… some time ago, Marin showed me related anime pictures, and also said… as long as you wear cat ears, a cat tail, plus that kind of furry underwear, and cat paws… you can cosplay as a catgirl…"

Night Star nodded slightly upon hearing this and replied with a smile.

"I see. As expected of our Overload Society's chief image designer."

In terms of knowledge in this area, even if all the members of the Overload Society were added together, they wouldn't be a match for Kitagawa Marin. After all, Kitagawa Marin doesn't discriminate. No matter what kind of game or anime, even if it has some… peculiar plots, as long as she likes the characters inside, she will definitely study them repeatedly, and even study them carefully.

Whether it's clothing for action or combat uniforms for the night…

Kitagawa Marin is undoubtedly qualified to be the chief image designer.

"But…"

Yukino Yukinoshita said softly, stroking the cat in her arms with a red face.

"I don't have those accessories…"

Just then, a female clerk in the café suddenly walked over, bent slightly, and asked with a smile.

"Excuse me, do you two need more cat treats?"

Yukino Yukinoshita came back to her senses, shook her head, and said politely.

"No, thank you."

The cat treats and other snacks for feeding the cats at this cat-themed café are not charged extra. Correspondingly, the prices of the food on the menu here are much more expensive than those of normal cafés.

"Then this gentleman…"

The female clerk looked at Night Star, who had a chubby orange cat lying on his head, creating a cute contrast with his handsome appearance, and couldn't help but ask with a smile.

"Sir, do you need cat treats?"

"Meow."

Hearing the sound from the chubby orange cat on his head, and feeling the other party gently scratching his hair with its paws, Night Star looked speechless.

"Give me one."

"Okay."

After the female clerk brought the cat treats, Night Star had just torn open the outer packaging and taken out a whole cat treat when he saw the chubby orange cat swiftly jump onto his lap, squatting there quietly with its mouth slightly open, looking very well-behaved, waiting to be fed.

Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle, thoughtfully saying.

"This orange cat… I feel like it's a bit like you."

"Don't tease me."

Night Star fed the cat treat in his hand to the orange cat on his lap. After the other party finished eating, he pulled out a tissue to wipe his hands, and then replied.

"My figure management is very strict. I'm not the same as this gluttonous guy. By the way, could it be… that the shard of the Holy Grail of Gluttony is inside this orange cat's body?"

"How is that possible…"

Yukino Yukinoshita rolled her eyes, looked at the lazy orange cat licking its paws, and smiled with her chin propped up in her hand.

"People or creatures that have fused with that kind of shard will definitely have a strong aggressiveness. Do you think this guy is aggressive? Also, what I meant by being like you is that you don't move unless you have to, but when you see something you're interested in, you'll quickly strike, just like you."

As if agreeing with Yukino Yukinoshita's words, the chubby orange cat made a lazy sound, and then jumped off Night Star's lap.

The two of them didn't pay attention at first, but when they heard the clerk's exclamation, they turned their heads.

They saw the fat orange cat, with an agility completely disproportionate to its figure, pick up a cat ear accessory and put it on the sofa next to Night Star. Then, it quickly turned around, dodged the clerk's obstruction, ran behind the cashier, and once again picked up a cat tail that could be tied to clothes, not the insert type, and placed it next to Night Star with the same movements.

"Eh, I'm sorry, sir…"

The female clerk ran over and hugged the orange cat, looking apologetic.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with this guy today. Did it scare you?"

"It's okay, it's okay."

Night Star waved his hand very kindly, then looked at the cat ears and cat tail accessories that the orange cat had brought over and placed next to him, and asked the female clerk with a smile.

"Are these things… also products in your store?"

"Yes, they are."

The female clerk nodded, and seeing that this handsome young male customer didn't seem to be angry, she breathed a sigh of relief before smiling and introducing.

"These are all small accessories sold in our store. In addition to the cat ear headband and this cat tail that can be tied to clothes, there is also a neck ring with a bell that can be worn around the neck."