Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

“If that God was here, she would be eating snacks while showing that impatient look, urging us to hurry up.”

“That's true.”

Thinking of the Matchmaking God's personality, Miyamizu Mitsuha couldn't help but smile. That petite God is a famous CP enthusiast within Overload. If she were really here, she would definitely have that knowing, auntie-like smile on her face, watching the whole process with great interest, and might even hum softly.

“That… that…”

Miyamizu Mitsuha's eyes filled with a layer of mist, and she tiptoed closer to Yae Star.

“Mmm…”

The moment their lips touched, Miyamizu Mitsuha couldn't help but let out a soft moan. Just the touch of their lips made her feel as if her body had instantly softened. She was awkward and shy, but still actively responding to Yae Star.

“Mmm…”

Miyamizu Mitsuha felt her mind go blank. She didn't know if it was because the kiss had lasted too long, causing her to feel a little oxygen-deprived, or if it was the atmosphere at the moment. She only felt a dizzying fascination, and at the same time, a feeling arose in her heart that she had never experienced before. It was as if at this moment, nothing else mattered, as long as she could continue to be with Yae Star, and continue like this.

“Click.”

“Eh, you…”

Hearing this soft sound, Miyamizu Mitsuha finally reacted, her pretty face flushed red.

“You… why did you undo it… We're outside…”

Miyamizu Mitsuha didn't know how Yae Star had managed to undo her bra clasp so discreetly.

Could it be… that this is also one of the essential skills of a professional exorcist?

“Anyway, no one else will come here.”

Hearing Yae Star's words, Miyamizu Mitsuha thought about it carefully and realized that it was true. This desolate meteorite crater was quite a distance from the residential area of Itomori Town. If you were to walk, it would take at least an hour. Besides this underground cave dedicated to the gods, there was nothing else here. Just like Yae Star said, it was completely impossible for anyone else to come.

“Then… then…”

Miyamizu Mitsuha suppressed her shyness and moaned.

“Just… just touch it once… Don't you dare…”

Saying this, Miyamizu Mitsuha's pretty face flushed even more, and she whispered close to Yae Star's ear.

“I… I'll wear a shrine maiden outfit for you when we go back tonight…”

… …

At the same time, in Kyoto, inside the Overload Company apartment building.

“Hoh…”

Watching Kitagawa Marin throw a punch that shattered a wooden board nearly five centimeters thick, Futaba Rio couldn't help but be a little surprised, and then thoughtfully said.

“She actually improved her physical fitness… Although it's still far behind us, the degree of improvement is still very obvious… Such a situation is actually happening…”

Kitagawa Marin retracted her fist and looked down, as if she couldn't believe that she had punched through such a thick wooden board. As a result, not to mention getting injured, her hand didn't even turn red, as if she had just punched through a soft piece of tofu.

“Why is this happening? Isn't it only those with spiritual abilities who improve their physical fitness after being with Yae Star… after that something? Marin is just an ordinary person…”

Hearing the question raised by Yuigahama Yui, Yukinoshita Yang乃 smiled and said.

“Today, Natsumi also called me and said that she also has a similar situation, and her physical fitness has improved significantly.”

“Sister Natsumi is also like this… Then this is probably not a coincidence…”

Futaba Rio frowned and looked at Amadeus.

“In the future of the original timeline, did such a thing happen?”

“No.”

Amadeus shook her head. After all, she is a high-end artificial intelligence. Even if she transforms into a human form, she doesn't need to recall like a normal person, and she won't forget anything. She immediately replied.

“Only people with the ability to materialize their souls can convert Yae Star's… that thing into power to absorb, improving their spiritual power and physical fitness. Ordinary people who have not touched 'another world' do not have this condition.”

After saying this, Amadeus immediately added again.

“But, after all, the current timeline is different from the original one. In the timeline in my memory, there was no Holy Grail, no Yaldabaoth who claimed to be the God of Rule and Creation. Your last battle of this level, and also the only battle of this level, was to eliminate the evil god Izanami.”

“To be honest, I can't be sure what will happen in the future world. After all, judging from many details, this is completely different from the timeline in my memory. The rate of change has exceeded the range that can be calculated and estimated.”

Hearing Amadeus's words, Sakurajima Mai nodded first, then looked at Futaba Rio, who was still thinking, and said with a smile.

“Rio, don't think about it. No matter what caused this phenomenon, it's always a good thing, isn't it? In this way, even members like Marin, Sister Natsumi… and Shoko, who have not yet awakened the ability to materialize their souls, at least have the ability to protect themselves in sudden events after improving their physical fitness.”

“Sigh… A good thing is a good thing, but the problem is…”

Futaba Rio seemed to find it a little difficult to say, and after thinking hard for a long time, she blushed and said with more appropriate words.

“That guy's that thing… is a bit too magical… The way we improve our strength is actually like this. Thinking about it carefully, it's a bit absurd…”

Hearing this sentence, Touma Kazusa said an astonishing sentence in a plain tone, which made all the women present shy.

“Anyway, we all wanted to do it originally. Improving strength is just icing on the cake. Even if we didn't, wouldn't we still want to do it?”

“Kazusa, you…”

Ogiso Setsuna tugged at Touma Kazusa's sleeve, her face slightly red.

“You… you're being too straightforward…”

“That's how it is, can't I say it?”

“Sigh, there's really no way to deal with you…”

Seeing that everyone had only discussed it briefly before returning to their usual cheerful and relaxed atmosphere, Futaba Rio couldn't help but show a hint of a smile, but she still felt a little uneasy, secretly thinking that when she had time one day, she must go and find Grandmother, and let her use tarot cards to predict the future of the Overload Company.

… …

That night, in Miyamizu Mitsuha's house.

“My room… hasn't changed at all.”

Miyamizu Mitsuha looked at the bedding placed on the ground, and a look of nostalgia appeared in her eyes. Although the time she lived in Itomori Town was boring, there were no cafes, no pastries, and no Yae Star and everyone, but after all, she grew up here since she was a child, so naturally she has deep feelings for Itomori Town.

“Yo, Auntie really prepared everything.”

Hearing Yae Star's smiling words, Miyamizu Mitsuha turned her head and saw him taking out a box of mysterious items from the drawer below the closet in her room.

Mitsuba Miyamizu's face flushed instantly. Although she hadn't been in a relationship and was relatively innocent, she wasn't so naive as to not recognize what it was. After all, she had lived in Kyoto for several months, and sometimes when she went to the convenience store with the others, she would see it next to the checkout counter, and… Amano Hina had even secretly shared her experiences with her in that area.

“That… this thing…”

Miyamizu Mitsuha, her face slightly red, snatched the box of condoms from Yozora's hand, put it back in the drawer under the closet, and whispered.

“We… probably don’t need this, right…”

“Indeed, we don’t need it.”

Yozora nodded slightly in agreement, then said with a smile.

“Then… shouldn’t you change into that outfit now?”

“You… that’s all you ever think about…”

Miyamizu Mitsuha replied shyly, then whispered.

“Wait a moment… it’s too embarrassing to change in front of you, I’ll go out and change before coming back in…”

After Miyamizu Mitsuha left the room and closed the door, Yozora took out the boxes of condoms from the drawer under the closet. Although he could control whether or not there was a chance of pregnancy due to his special physique, Miyamizu Mitsuha’s parents didn’t know about this. If they came back from their trip and saw that the specially prepared safety measures hadn’t been used, Mitsuha’s mother would definitely ask Mitsuha secretly, to avoid Miyamizu Mitsuha being too embarrassed to answer, Yozora decided to just destroy them, and then just say they had been used.

But when he held the boxes in his hands, wanting to burn them to ashes with his dark flames, nothing happened. Then Yozora realized and shook his head with a smile, muttering to himself.

“That’s right, I forgot, I’ve already lost the ability to materialize my soul.”

A few minutes later, the door was gently opened, and Miyamizu Mitsuha, who had changed her hairstyle, wore a golden hair ornament, and was dressed in a shrine maiden outfit, walked in slowly, nervously tidying her long black hair, and secretly glanced at Yozora, shyly saying.

“That… that… I’ve changed…”

“Yes, very beautiful.”

It must be said that Miyamizu Mitsuha in the shrine maiden outfit was like a completely different person compared to the usual Miyamizu Mitsuha.

The usual Miyamizu Mitsuha, with her hair tied up in a bun with a red string, was also very cute, but her overall temperament seemed a little timid. Perhaps because she had always lived in Itomori Town, she gave people a very innocent feeling, with a hint of rusticity.

But Mitsuha in the shrine maiden outfit was completely different. She became noble and elegant, with a detached beauty and a sense of lofty splendor.

“That… that what…”

Miyamizu Mitsuha approached Yozora, first gently kissed his cheek, and then whispered.

“You… be gentle later, don’t damage the clothes… this set of clothes is very troublesome to make…”

“It’s okay…”

As Yozora spoke, his hand had already reached into the wide sleeves of Miyamizu Mitsuha’s shrine maiden outfit, reaching all the way inside, grasping a certain part of Mitsuha, causing her to let out a soft moan.

“Just have Saki make another one for you then.”

“Mmm… mmm…”

Having been intimate in that underground cave for offering to the gods for half a day today, to be honest, Miyamizu Mitsuha had already been unable to hold back. Lying on the bedding, she wrapped her arms around Yozora’s neck, feeling him kissing her neck, her breathing became rapid.

“Then… then do as you please…”

Shrine maiden outfits, although they seem less lewd because they are loose, are very convenient at this time.

Miyamizu Mitsuha’s two small feet in white socks couldn’t help but wrap around Yozora’s waist, her beautiful eyebrows slightly furrowed, and the hands around Yozora’s neck unconsciously tightened a little. Looking directly at his face, her eyes filled with a hint of tears, she revealed a gentle smile and said.

“From now on…”

“I will be your exclusive shrine maiden, serving only you.”

…

One month later, in the classroom of Class A, second year of Sobu High School.

“School’s starting! School’s starting!”

Seeing Yui Yuigahama looking excited and excited, Yozora couldn’t help but tease with a smile.

“Oh? I thought you would grumble about not wanting to go to school and wanting to continue the vacation, like you usually do, but I didn’t expect you to be so excited. This is unlike you.”

“Tch, don’t underestimate people, okay?”

Yui Yuigahama crossed her arms in front of her chest, with a profound expression, and slowly said.

“Before, I thought going to school was boring, mainly because there was nothing to do, but now it’s different.”

Yukino Yukinoshita, hearing this, calmly retorted.

“What, have you finally made up your mind to wreak havoc on the kitchenware in the Home Economics classroom?”

“Yukino, why are you like this too, tch…”

Yui Yuigahama first muttered with slight dissatisfaction, then said to Yukino Yukinoshita with a sweet smile.

“Yumiko invited me to join the student council, and I agreed, and I agreed for you too.”

“Ah? Join the student council?”

Yukino Yukinoshita frowned slightly upon hearing this, put down the pen in her hand, and said lightly.

“I’m not going, that’s a complete waste of time.”

“Time is meant to be wasted anyway.”

Yui Yuigahama had a sweet smile on her face.

“Besides, the evil spirits caused by the last incident were mostly dealt with half a month ago, and everyone takes turns to solve exorcism requests. We’re idle most of the time anyway, joining the student council can make our lives more fulfilling. Yumiko said that we can help out when we have time, and she won’t force us when we don’t, it’s very free.”

Chapter 561: Aoki Takeshi’s Farewell, Acceptance from the Nishimiya Family

“Has my life as an exorcist already ended…”

Noticing that Yukino Yukinoshita seemed a little down after hearing Yui Yuigahama’s words, Yozora chuckled and said.

“Look at you, acting all worried about gains and losses. It’s just that there aren’t as many exorcism requests for us to solve as before. You can just think of it as… a part-time job that only requires you to work once in a while, with a generous reward, right? Besides, the reason you wanted to join our club back then was to help the students in the school solve the difficulties they couldn’t solve on their own, right? Joining the student council is the same.”

And Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was sitting behind the podium, holding a passionate manga, and already slacking off on the first day of school, also added at the right time.

“I’ve submitted an application to the school, and the school has agreed that the members of your Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society can join the student council while retaining their original club membership, which means you have the privilege of joining both the club and the student council at the same time.”

“You… you’re all setting me up, aren’t you?”

Yukino Yukinoshita sighed helplessly and nodded slightly.