Zongman: Master of the Improper Illustrated Book Collection

Chapter 100

The negotiation between Bai Hua and the goddess was at a stalemate.

Bai Hua really didn’t want to provoke Kong Chao Lao Gu. Who knows what effect his world items have?

He is not afraid of combat power, but this world view has things like rule-based items.

What if he can be cursed to be impotent?

But the goddess really can’t find anyone to fight Kong Chao Lao Gu.

Several groups of heroes were sent out before, but they were all easily solved by Ainz Ooal Gown. This group of bastards knew the routine of the hero fighting the devil very well and didn’t give the heroes any room to play.

And the combat power is extremely high, basically touching the peak of the combat power that the God Realm can send.

With that bunch of world items, it can only be said that the God Realm either disregards its skin and directly overturns the table, does not finish this set of heroes fighting the devil, and goes on the field to fight, or can only watch Ainz Ooal Gown domineering on the Elsalia continent and can’t do anything.

The face of the God Realm is very important, so she remembered that Bai Hua, who solved the tyrant before, if it were him, could he solve Ainz Ooal Gown.��？

“Mr. Bai Hua, because of your attack, the God Realm has attached great importance to this world. Now I am appointed as the permanent liaison here. The office is not far away. Can you please go over to discuss in detail?”

Goddess Ariadoya invited Bai Hua with a red face.

Bai Hua was immediately alert when he saw this. Great, so bold? Dare to use the beauty trap on him? Do you look down on him? If I don’t let you eat it up today, he will lose!

The goddess’ office is in a single-family house in Chiba Prefecture.

The two talked about Ainz Ooal Gown in detail in the office. When talking about the reward for the crusade, the goddess introduced Bai Hua to a luxury car in the God Realm called Duoya, saying that as long as Bai Hua can deal with Ainz Ooal Gown, he will have the opportunity to get this luxury car in the God Realm. The ownership of the car.

But Bai Hua said he wanted to check the model.

Looking at Bai Hua’s sexy figure and handsome face, Aliaduoya was forced into a corner and her hands and feet were weak. She could only let Bai Hua check the model.

Then, looking at the dazed Aliaduoya, Bai Hua said he wanted to test drive her. Aliaduoya resisted in vain, but finally let Bai Hua hold the steering wheel.

However, because it was a new car, there was a protective film on the start button. Aliaduoya strongly requested that it should not be damaged, but Bai Hua said that how could he not destroy it? How to start it?

After starting it, Bai Hua highly recognized the luxury (slippery) and exquisiteness (tightness) of the Duoya during the test drive.

However, Bai Hua objected to the goddess Aria Duoya’s question of not being able to refuel during the test drive, insisting that how can you run without refueling for an entire afternoon?

At the end of the test drive, Bai Hua patted the rear of the Duoya, touched the headlights of the Duoya, and looked at the beautiful body of the Duoya that had turned red due to the rapid driving, as well as the white smoke emitted from the exhaust pipe, which also proved that this car was indeed refueled. A lot of oil was output during the oil-removal process.

Goddess Ariadoya said that the new car was driven like this and was completely debugged into Bai Hua’s appearance. More importantly, the driving system of the new car has completely recorded Bai Hua’s driving habits, so Bai Hua must pay to buy the ownership of the new Doya car.

Otherwise, otherwise, she will cry!

Then, she really started crying behind Bai Hua’s back.

Bai Hua, who had just finished cheating, lay on the bed and smoked a cigarette. In fact, he didn’t smoke and had no addiction to smoking. He just felt that in this situation, he should smoke one.

“All right, this car will be my private car from now on. It’s just Ainz Ooal Gown, I can take care of it casually!”

It just so happens that my little brother from the Demon Slayer Corps has achieved some success in his magical powers, and it’s time to take him out for a stroll!

Patting the back of the car, Bai Hua took out his mobile phone and began to explain to his wives that he was going on a long trip.

As for the reason, it was naturally for love and peace!

Only Rias said that you, a scumbag, were just fascinated by the luxury cars of the God Realm.

Hearing that Bai Hua was really going to deal with Ainz Ooal Gown, the luxury car of the God Realm drove over and invited Bai Hua to run two more laps.

And then, they ran all night.

The next day, in Erantel on the continent of Elsalia.

Bai Hua and Ariadoya came to a bar.

According to the search in the God Realm, Ainz Ooal Gown was in Here.

As soon as Bai Hua entered the room, he saw Momo (Flying Squirrel), who was bullying the small fry, that is, the leader of Ainz Ooal Gown, the Supreme Lord Ainz Sama.

Bai Hua pulled Ariadoya to find a seat.

There was also a red-haired girl at Bai Hua’s table. Seeing Bai Hua sitting over, she hurriedly put away the life potion on the table.

This is her treasure, and she can’t be too close to others.

Just looking up, she saw the incredibly handsome Bai Hua.

Although Ariadoya is also a top beauty, she can’t tell anything at the moment with a hooded robe.

On Bai Hua’s side, it was a tight-fitting suit that showed off her perfect figure.

Bai Hua was very handsome, with two swords hanging on the left side of his waist, the Tang horizontal sword Guanshi Zhengzong and the Juguang sword Pohuanzhe. He had a cynical smile on his frighteningly handsome face, and his tinfoil-curled hair showed his scumbag style. He asked the waiter for two glasses of wine, and Bai Hua looked at Momo, the target of the business trip.

Doesn’t seem too strong?

Is it because of the ring with a hidden effect?

The wine from the other world didn’t look very good, and it couldn’t be compared with industrial products in quality. It was a little turbid, and Bai Hua didn’t drink it, but just chatted with Ariadoya.

The two had just confirmed their relationship and were in love.

Although the two had never been in a relationship, it was Ariadoya who wanted to use the beauty trap at the beginning. , bewitching Bai Hua to come and work for Bai Hua.

Unfortunately, she underestimated Bai Hua, and was easily defeated by Bai Hua’s beauty trap. Her bottom line was repeatedly broken when she used the beauty trap, and finally she was completely transformed into Bai Hua’s shape.

A typical loser with a big addiction to playing with others, and was finally defeated by the master.

Looking at Bai Hua chatting with his female companion, the red-haired girl would steal glances at him from time to time.

Then she was attracted by Bai Hua’s appearance, and the more she looked at him, the more beautiful he became. In the end, she blushed and didn’t know what she was thinking.

Bai Hua also discovered the situation of this girl. He remembered that this girl was a supporting role?

What was her name?

Forget it, the name is not important, what is important is

“Are you blushing like a bubble teapot?”

Bai Hua asked the red-haired girl curiously.

Well, in fact, you don’t need to ask to know that with his figure and appearance, even goddesses can’t resist him, let alone this little girl?

“Oh, ah, that, I, (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

The red-haired girl found out that she was peeking and blushing, and was discovered by Bai Hua. She was embarrassed and incoherent for a while.

The other half, Bone Overlord, who was holding a chicken and a fish, suddenly turned his head and looked at Bai Hua.

He threw the provocative fish adventurer aside.

Momo, wearing gorgeous armor and a red cloak, walked towards Bai Hua.

“You, just mentioned a bubble teapot, right?”

“It seems so. There is a joke in my hometown. I heard that the bubble teapot looks like Ou Jinjin, so the meaning of this sentence is that you are blushing like Ou Jinjin.”

Bai Huahe was kind enough to explain this joke to Momo

“Bubble teapot, Ou Jinjin, it really looks like it.”

Momo’s voice was low, as if he was recalling something.

But Nabei, who went out with him, changed her expression and held the knife directly.

“How dare you say that to Master Bubbleteapot.”

Nabe’s murderous intent surged, and she was about to enter the battle.

“Hey, Momo, you, a maid, seem to be quite ignorant of etiquette. It’s just a fictitious double phantom, don’t be so presumptuous.”

Bai Hua’s words made Momo sober up.

“Nabe, this is not the place to fight.”[]

Momo stopped Nabe and looked at Bai Hua

“How about finding a place to have a good chat about 707?”

Bai Hua glanced at Momo, who had the same game system as him.

“Tsk, then let’s go to the territory of the Forest King. I still like that big rat.”

In the forest outside the city, the Bone King was very excited because of the news of his companions. He had triggered forced calm several times.

So now he can still keep calm.

“Momo, do you think life has any meaning if you live like this?”

“To be honest, you and I are similar, both are players, the difference is, I am a human magician, and you are a skeleton, you are surrounded by a bunch of weird guys, and I am surrounded by beautiful women, think about you, you are really pitiful.”

Bai Hua showed his superiority along the way, the more he looked at the Bone King, the more he felt that his current life was really great!

The Bone King listened to Bai Hua’s words, and his saliva was about to flow out of envy, but it was a pity that he was now a skeleton, and he would not drool, only the forced calmness that was constantly triggered.

“Everyone has different hobbies. I feel pretty good about myself now.”

Bone King was so jealous, but he still had to save his dignity.

“So, are you also a player of World Tree?”

“No, I’m playing FGO and Dungeon now, there are so many beauties!”

Bone King:”，，，，，，”

Damn, this bastard is actually a FGO player? How can someone still play that prehistoric game?

It should have been shut down long ago?

And what is a dungeon?

I’ve never heard of it.

“So, can you tell me about the bubble teapot?”

When they reached the depths of the forest, a perfect place for killing people and dumping corpses, Momo finally asked what he wanted to ask.

“I don’t know about this kind of thing, I just want to trick the dog out and kill it.”