Zongman: Master of the Improper Illustrated Book Collection

Captain Qin, who was pushed into a corner by Bai Hua, finally got serious under the stimulation of the sense of crisis!

“Excuse me, Mr. Bai, what can I do for you in the Knights?”

No matter what, you are here to ask for favors, right?”

Lisa came to her senses, pulled out a few reports, and threw them in front of Bai Hua.

It recorded what Bai Hua did on his first day in Mondstadt, including disappearing in the Deer Hunter and letting Rikka Takanashi work as a waitress for the whole night.

Then there were the things about the Yorozuya trio, and even the record of Yukinoshita Yukino joining the Adventurer’s Association and becoming an adventurer. The only thing that had not been found was the Nibutani Knights.

“Mr. Bai, are these your people?”

Bai Hua shrugged indifferently. This negotiation reminded him of the time with the Yukinoshita family. There was no doubt that Lisa and Qin did better than Yukinoshita Haruno, but it was not enough. They were still not strong enough. The strength of the two sides was still not comparable!

“These are the people I find fun, and I pulled them over to play with me. You should show your strength, not your extravagant skills.”

Bai Hua walked to the window and watched the sky and earth suddenly become dim. Several tornadoes formed rapidly under the dim sky. It was obvious that it was not normal weather.

The Wind Demon Dragon is coming.

“Look, you can’t even deal with the Wind Dragon.”

Bai Hua looked at it and shook his head. What is the yellow-haired aunt doing?

It’s been several days, how come she can’t even deal with a Tewarin?

“So, Mr. Bai is very powerful? How does it compare to the East Wind Dragon?” Lisa watched the Wind Demon Dragon invade again, feeling anxious, and could only chat with this guy here, feeling quite unhappy, so she provoked Bai Hua. Bai Hua glanced at Lisa.

“Of course, I think I have no rivals in Teyvat, but Miss Lisa should deal with the Wind Dragon herself.”

Bai Hua is not a person who likes to fight. He likes to plan before he acts. He will not take action unless it is necessary, but once he takes action, he will definitely fight to the death!

There is no need to fight the Wind Dragon at this time.

Bai Hua took out two things from his Dust Song Pot, both of which were drawn from the previous 100 consecutive draws.

A 3,000-year-old peach, a piece of Tang Monk meat, and Remy’s aid.

Two purple rewards and a white reward.

“These are all treasures with powerful medicinal effects. Each one can resolve Miss Lisa’s curse. Without the curse, Miss Lisa should be able to resolve the Wind Dragon easily, right?”

“Eating peaches can make you immortal, strengthen your body, and live hundreds of years longer.”

“Eating Tang Monk’s flesh can extend your life by a thousand years”

“The effect of the potion is very poor, but it can also restore the status and remove abnormalities, including curses.”

Old players of the original god know that Lisa has great power, but she is cursed. The power comes from a magic book, and the curse is that her life span is halved, which is also brought by the magic book.

This curse makes Lisa always live a lazy life, because excessive consumption of energy will quickly consume vitality, and because of the curse, her vitality consumption is twice that of ordinary people, so energy should be saved as much as possible.

And in Journey to the West, peaches are the strongest life supply.

The six thousand years of peaches can make people ascend to immortality, which is probably eternal life, but life is not good.

The life strength is average, and it can’t survive the three disasters after becoming an immortal.

The life span of 9,000 years is basically when the world ends, people will die, and the time of reincarnation of heaven and earth is 129,600 years, which means that 9,000 years of peaches can make people live for 129,600 years, ignoring the natural disasters in heaven and earth.

If there is no reincarnation of heaven and earth, they can live longer without illness and disaster!

But this is 3,000 years, and the effect is only to make people immortal.

According to the world of Journey to the West, Sun Wukong became a demon immortal, lived for more than 300 years, and his soul was taken away after his life ended. Ordinary immortals Lifespan is also limited, and one cannot live many years. This is also the reason why the Heavenly Court holds the Peach Banquet. Many rubbish immortals are like that, and it would be terrible without peaches.

So this Three Thousand Years Peach can only make people live a few hundred years longer, but it can strengthen the body and prevent all diseases, and it may even turn a person into a pure body and achieve an immortal body, just like the immortals in Liyue, with an ageless face and celestial aura.

And Tang Monk’s meat is much more powerful than the Three Thousand Years Peach. According to the words of the old birthday star’s mount, the heart and liver of Tang Monk combined with his medicine can make one live ten thousand years longer!

The piece of Tang Monk’s meat in Bai Hua’s hand is not the heart and liver This kind of fine product, without the addition of deer essence, can replenish vitality for a thousand years. If Lisa eats it, even if it cannot dispel the curse, her life span will still be doubled, and she can live for five hundred years!

However, in terms of physical fitness, it is estimated that it does not have the same effect of strengthening the body as the peaches, which simply makes people live longer!

And the assistance of the last white item, Remi, can only help Lisa remove the curse, but it cannot increase her life span. Considering that Lisa has lived under the curse for many years, it can be said that even if she uses it, she will probably not live to the end of a normal life.

“Solve your own problems, then we have a reason to talk. You are not qualified to talk to me now.”

The three things on the table, each exudes vitality, especially the peach and the meat, just smelling them makes the body feel relieved. Lisa’s lack of energy and Qin’s fatigue were all dispelled almost the moment the treasures were taken out!

Lisa has searched the library for so many years, but she couldn’t find a way to dispel the curse. Now it is right in front of her. It would be a lie to say that she is not excited, but…

“So what is the price?” (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

There is no free lunch in the world, Lisa does not believe in no demands

“The potion is Remi’s aid. The price is to help me pay the bill. From now on, my daily consumption in Mond will be charged to the Knights.”

“Tang Seng’s meat and peaches are sold together. I think Barbatos is not a good god. I am going to recommend Rikka Takanashi as the new wind god. As long as your Knights fully support this plan, you two can choose one now.”

Bai Hua’s words made Qin and Lisa change color. How could he say such a treasonous word?

Seeing that the two people looked unhappy, Bai Hua spoke slowly again.

“If you think this is not good, you can each kiss one of me. Barbatos and the like are not as fragrant as Captain Jean and Miss Lisa.”

“It turns out that my position as the God of Wind is not as good as two kisses? Traveler from another world, what you said is really sad.”

I don’t know when the wind dragon has retreated, Barbatos, also known as Wendy, came in through the window of the Knights.

“Hey, drunkard, please move away. Your appearance here has covered up the body fragrance of the two beauties.”

Bai Hua grabbed Barbatos, kicked him out, and finally closed the window.

In the past, when I played the game, I didn’t think there was anything wrong with Barbatos, but now that I really came to Teyvat, the smell of Barbatos’ alcohol was really unbearable, especially when there were two beauties around him!

Barbatos came, Barbatos left, Jean and Lisa looked at each other in silence, not believing that the drunkard was Barbatos, but thinking about it, Barbatos should be like this

“Mr. Baihua was joking. The Monds would never betray Lord Barbatos. The two of us are far from being equal to the same god. Mr. Baihua’s bills can be put on my head in the future. I have accumulated a small fortune over the years.”

Lisa reached out and took the potion, then swallowed it in one gulp. As for the peaches and Tang Monk’s meat, she didn’t even look at them.

Although they were good things, Lisa couldn’t sell out her gods or herself for the sake of life!

“”Clap, clap, clap! Sister Lisa is really heroic. She gave up hundreds or thousands of years of life without hesitation. She is truly a heroine. I admire her!”

Bai Hua led the applause, and then changed his tone.

“But, Captain Qin, you should know about Lisa’s curse, right? Now the potion has removed her curse, but the time she spent under the curse in the past did consume too much of her life.

I bet that she will live at least ten years less than you!

So if a kiss from you can solve this problem, and even let Miss Lisa live a few hundred more years, and protect Mondstadt for a few hundred more years, wouldn’t you consider it? And Miss Lisa, don’t you consider Miss Qin’s health? It’s easy to die suddenly from such paperwork every day!

And you can solve this problem with a kiss now, won’t you consider it?”

Bai Hua’s words embarrassed the two beauties.

Indeed, good people don’t care much about themselves, and will not sell out their values for their own interests, but they are always willing to sacrifice themselves for their companions, so this is Bai Hua’s naked conspiracy. If you don’t consider yourself, you have to consider the other party, right?

Qin and Lisa looked at each other again, and both of them were embarrassed, but after all, Qin was the captain of the Knights of Favonius, and Qin still stabilized her position.

“Mr. Bai, stop joking. These things cannot be bought with any Mora. Lisa and I are not worth the money. You should make other conditions!”

Bai Hua sighed. It turned out that dealing with these serious characters was not his strong point. If it was the Yorozuya trio, they would probably have fought over how to divide the two treasures among the three of them, right? These were things he had just casually drawn, but he couldn’t use them casually. Bai Hua felt very uncomfortable!

He really didn’t need these things!

These were third-rate materials in the world of Journey to the West. He could easily draw them or find a substitute. They were worthless to him. In his heart, their value was not as good as the kiss of two beautiful women.

To some extent, as an abnormal character, Bai Hua’s values were also abnormal.

“Boring.”

Muttering, Bai Hua put away the two useless treasures and took out a PPT instead. This is the real business.

“Fantasy Hollow Cooperation Plan Blueprint?”

Lisa picked it up and took a look. What is Fantasy Hollow? Fortunately , there is a detailed description of Fantasy Hollow on the plan, but is the content too outrageous?