Zongman: My Brother-in-Law is the Heaven and the Tyrant

The old man was very angry, but he was not very happy.

"Wait, that doesn't seem right either." Jingu Si touched his head, and Natsume Takashi's heart, which had been in his throat, returned to its place.

He had been drinking when he was indoctrinated with this knowledge, so the information stored in his brain was a little intermittent now, so he had to think carefully.

"I got it!" Jingu Si pointed his index finger upward, "We have to judge first!"

The next moment, a cross rose from the ground, and Natsume Takashi was tied to the cross, with a burning bonfire below.

"Wait! What is this!" Natsume Takashi shouted in despair, he could really feel the burning temperature below.

Jinguji found a black robe from somewhere and put it on. Holding an unknown booklet in his hand, he solemnly and sacredly pronounced:

"The sinner, Takashi Natsume, crime: being confessed to by a girl and accepted;

Punishment: death penalty, executed immediately!"

"How can you sentence someone to death just because they are no longer single!" Natsume Takashi was dissatisfied, "I want to appeal! I want to protest!"

"The protest is invalid! The death penalty will be executed immediately!"

Jinguji knocked on the gavel that suddenly appeared again, and the next moment...

Bang!

"Have you had enough fun now?!"

After putting away the knife, Jinguji's forehead bulged with a big bump, and all the illusions disappeared instantly.

"Okay, I won't bother you anymore." Ieiri Naoko grabbed Jinguji's collar and dragged him away.

"I really leave you to it, Ieiri-san." Duoji Tou thanked.

Ieiri Naoko waved her hand without looking back.

"Duoji~" Natsume Takashi looked at Duoji Tou with emotion.

Toru Taki smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, because I always felt that Jingu-san was a little unreliable, so I went to find Ieori-san. Did I disturb you?"

"No! Thanks to you, Takashi!" Natsume Takashi hugged Toru Taki excitedly.

Although I know that Jingu Tsukasa was just joking, the illusion that was so real was still very scary!

Toru Taki who was hugged: (′▽`〃)

"Ah, this... Hehehe..."

The blushing face and the hands at a loss all reflected the shyness of the girl because of the sudden close contact.

At this time, Natsume Takashi also noticed something was wrong, loosened his hands, and stood uncomfortably.

"I, this..."

The two equally red faces looked at each other in silence.

...

"Really, Glass, I'm going to judge Natsume soon, why did you pull me away!"

Jingu Tsukasa sat cross-legged on the ground and complained, the bump on his head had long been cured by the reversal technique.

"After all, his girlfriend has come to me." Jiari Naoko took out a cigarette and lit it.

If it wasn't for Toru Tachi asking for help, she wouldn't have paid attention to Jingu Tsukasa's prank on Natsume Takashi. After all, this wasn't the first time.

Of course, she wouldn't admit it. It was interesting to see Natsume's teacher's child being pranked every time.

"Is Toru Tachi so considerate?" Jingu Tsukasa crossed his arms, "He actually has such a considerate girlfriend. Natsume has one more crime to go on."

Having a girlfriend who looks good and has a good personality, according to what he learned in Izu, this behavior is unforgivable and should be cut into pieces!

"Really." Jiari Naoko covered her face with a headache, "Learning everything will only hurt you, bastard!"

It feels like after going to Izu, Jingu Tsukasa's scum attribute has risen sharply, as if he has evolved again.

What does the scum beast evolve into?

Human gray beast?

"By the way, you shouldn't be jealous of your friend's singleness, right?"

Ieiri Naoko asked curiously.

More specifically, she didn't seem to have seen Jingu Tsukasa envious or jealous of anything. After all, he had everything that others had, whether it was money, talent or strength, he was one of the best in the world or even the only one.

Damn! Thinking about it this way, she was jealous and envious! Why did God treat scumbags so well!

Thinking carefully, the other two scumbags seemed to be in the same situation...

Does this world favor scumbags? What kind of brainless creator god would create such a world!

"Jealous?" Jingu Tsukasa tilted his head, "No."

Why should he be jealous of Takashi Natsume's singleness?

"Besides, being single is not a good thing."

In his three lives, the only one among his friends who was single was Hashirama Senju. After that, that guy lived a miserable life. He handed over all his money, and had to borrow money from him and Madara to gamble.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ieiri Naoko looked at Jinguji with more pity in her eyes, which confused him, "Why?"

?"

Ieiri Naoko shook her head, "It's okay."

It seems that God is still fair. In other aspects, he gives scumbags a back door, but in terms of emotions, this window is blocked tightly, just like reinforced concrete.

"But children nowadays are really precocious." Ieiri Naoko slowly exhaled a smoke ring, "They started dating when they were just in junior high school."

How can this "old aunt" who had never been in love at the age of 28 in her previous life feel embarrassed?

"Precocious?" Jingu Tsukasa thought for a while, "It's okay."

In the ninja world, ninjas generally get married early, especially in wartime. In order to continue the ninja clan and the war population, they basically get married at the age of twelve or thirteen. Some small families even get married in their early teens for the sake of continuation.

Ieiri Naoko couldn't help but say after hearing this: "You get married before your bodies are fully developed. Will there really be no problems with your offspring?"

Jingu Tsukasa: "No, they are basically healthy. Maybe it's because of chakra, the physical fitness of ninjas can't be compared with that of ordinary people. "

Ieiri Naoko nodded, "That's right."

You can't use scientific theories to look at unscientific things or people.

But I really want to study the energy called chakra, which feels like hormones that can help people grow.

Suppressing the eager research soul, Ieiri Naoko took another puff of cigarette and asked casually:

"Then why didn't you get married?"

"Of course it's because I'm strong enough!" Jingu Tsukasa raised his chin proudly, "Only the weak need to leave offspring before dying in battle, and the strong don't worry about dying in battle at all!"

"Oh, then you died in the end." Ieiri Naoko hit the nail on the head.

Jingu Tsukasa's handsome face flushed, "This, this thing of dying together can be called death?"

"Isn't it still death? By the way, you don't have any offspring yet. "Ieiri Nazawa's swordsmanship is precise.

Jinguji: "...You can't blame me for this. Who knew there was such a thing as Otsutsuki in the world?"

Normally speaking, his strength at that time could be said to be invincible in the ninja world, and only Hashirama Senju could suppress him, but if he and Madara joined forces, Hashirama Senju would not be his opponent. Moreover, after the war, the three of them belonged to one side, which means that the three of them together were invincible in the world!

But who knows there will be enemies from the sky!