Zongman: Simultaneous travel to open a one-person chat group

Qiao Qiao, who silently changed his screen name back to the beginning, sighed helplessly.

“Someone went up with him. No, it’s how such shameless guys jumped out of this chat group! ”

However, Qiao Qiao is not panicked!

“It’s good that I have a second layer!”

Because, this is also one of the chat group routines that Qiao Qiao understands.

Early chat groups will have prophets.

In the medium term, it is to pretend to be a ghost.

In the later stages, the prophets and pretended to be gods and flowers.

Instead, there is a self-detonating truck stream that specializes in poking the group owner or group members pretending to be prophets as a selling point!

Expose yourself and directly expose the other party’s two-dimensional and three-dimensional characters.

This has two advantages, that is, you don’t have to constantly think about how to give good things by fooling group friends, because you can clearly mark the price!

The bad guys must want to know their future and come up with various benefits.

And good people must be grateful for their help.

Then you can make the other party owe favors, thus further coercing ….

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[100% Prophet-No|Cha|Dan|Ma|S] has been changed back to [Selling Newsboys].

[Omniscient – I am Yahweh] has been changed back to [Konoha Orphan].

[Omniscient – Jug Sotos] has been changed back to [Very Man].

[Very human]: “I report, prophet, Yahweh are all fake!” Because, I am a crosser. ”

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It’s good that I have a second layer of farts!

Qiao Qiao was furious!

“Something is wrong! This is absolutely wrong! ”

“There is actually a second crosser in this group besides me!”

[Konoha orphans]: “Hahaha, pretend to be a prophet, pretend to be a ghost, omniscient and omnipotent, and then, one by one, unpack and dig out the people in the middle, hahaha.” ”

[Very human]: “What about the group leader?” How is the group owner gray? Hung up? Did you send something strange to the group owner when you sent the red envelope and killed the group leader? The people who killed the group leader and inherited his flower quickly came forward.

[Very human]: “I am the one who killed the leader of the group!” I sent a king of the near sea to the group owner to try the color of the group leader, and the group owner bet his fifth limb on the new world. ”

[Konoha Orphan]: “If you can get the King of the Near Sea, you won’t still be a very person!” Ah, I really miss high school, which is the most knowledgeable time in my life, knowing astronomy and geography. Five hundred years before and five hundred years later…”

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[Newsboy seller] “Everyone, are all crossers…”

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[Very human]: “Really? Old Tan sauerkraut with athlete’s foot! ”

[Very human]: “I once loved to eat the old altar, and I was a little sour and spicy to comfort the tip of the tongue.”

[Konoha orphans]: “Disgusting pickled vegetables, foot gas cigarette butts mixed inside.”

“Colleagues!”

“Colleagues!”

“Comrade!”

“Fellow!”

“Meow~”

[Very human]: “Such a coincidence, it turns out that everyone is a crosser.” It’s all the words of the crosser, and there is no need to think about fooling, everyone understands. ”

[Very human]: “Hahahahaha, it turns out to be so, seniors, just gave ugly.” ”

As we all know, a chat group member or group owner can rely on the information difference between the two sides to get a lot of benefits from it….

Of course, there is a premise for this information gap – that they are indigenous.

If they are all crossers, how to talk about it?

[Newsboy seller] “Since the group of friends are all crossers. Well, hurry up and announce the answer. Are the predecessors of the crossers all big guys? ”

[Very human]: “I don’t know, anyway, I’m in a very human research center….

[Very human]: “Wow, very human research center, are you the Fire Cloud Evil God, even if not, what else is being studied?” Being studied must have the value of being studied, are you a superpowered human being studied, or a mutant?

[Very human]: “Don’t think too much, it’s the ordinary kind.” ”

[Very human]: “Being studied, the ordinary kind … Isn’t that psychosis! ”

[Very human]: “Oh, yes, neuropathy, registered at Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital.” ”

“……”

“……”

“Very good, there is a neuropathy in the group!”

“Meow.”

“Okay, this broken group is not just a neurosis, but also mixed in with a cat.”

“Hey, do you know who I am?”

“Yes, there is also an amnesiac.”

There is now a consensus in everyone’s minds.

This swarm pill! The Caring for the Disabled and Mutual Aid Exchange Group is indeed worthy of its name. ”

Fortunately, Qiao Qiao’s psychological endurance is huge, and he is forced to resist this wave of impact.

[Newsboy seller]: “Guys, I have a showdown, I don’t pretend.”

My name is Joe Bridge, and I accidentally traveled to the Marvel world and am now a war orphan.

I haven’t eaten a meal since yesterday, and if it weren’t for the fact that there was no Guanyin soil in the United States, I might have tried the taste. ”

After speaking, Qiao Qiao took a picture of himself with the group photo function behind him——

The poster of the child, the captain of the hips, is full of mottled walls.

A photo of himself parallel to the captain’s poster.

This photo ah, is a photo that will never appear on the publicity, it is Da Mei lifting a stone and shooting herself in the foot.

Slums, newsboy sellers….

“It’s miserable…”

“It’s miserable…”

[Very person] sent the group file [Lao Tan sauerkraut beef noodles].

[Very human]: Sorry, sorry, there seems to be all that is left on my side.

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[Very Person] sent a group document [A fifteen Bailey dragon set box lunch (while hot)].

【Konoha Orphans】 sent the group file [Konoha Soldier Pill (Very bad taste, but very full)].

[Amnesiac] sent a group document [You beans prepare rice balls for the child’s son-in-law (the taste is very bad, the girl’s first attempt at the craft)].

[Unkillable Tom] sent a group file [The cat thinks you are pitiful and sends milk (just spoiled by a mouse)].

“……”

Qiao Qiao couldn’t help but be moved when he read the group documents on the list.

In life, only this group of sand sculpture friends let themselves feel the warmth of the world.

However, that is another problem after the self-explosion of Joe Bridge, who is in Marvel.

[Very human]: “However, it’s really a coincidence, your name is Qiao Qiao, and I am also called Qiao Qiao.” ”

[Konoha Orphan]: Wait, your name is also Joe Qiao? My name is also Joe Bridge

[Very human]: Such a coincidence, my name is also Qiao Qiao.

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Why learn my name? ”

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