Chapter 441 A knife on the head of the word sex

So at this time, the gods and Buddhas all over the sky also looked at this as a joke, but Guanyin was afraid of continuing to lose face, so he blocked the heavenly secrets here. Although it could not stop the real power from viewing, some ordinary gods could not

Saw the picture here.

It is much better to lose face through news and rumors than through live broadcasts. This can be regarded as the last fig leaf created by Buddhism itself.

The most important thing is that this weird journey to the west actually counts, so Buddhism has no reason to invite Jieyin and Zhunti to interfere with these actions. They can't be beaten and can't control them, so they can only maintain this embarrassing status quo.

Already.

After a while, after they had finished drinking and eating, Mrs. Lishan invited a few people into the living room and talked about another thing with a smile.

"Hahaha, holy monks, my three daughters have all reached the age of marriage, but here, with no access to the village or shop, there really are no suitable candidates. I wonder if any of the holy monks have any ideas to marry someone like me?

Three daughters?”

After hearing what Mrs. Lishan said, the other three people present had no reaction. Only Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up. After all, Sha Wujing had been hungry for so many years, and the only desire in his mind was appetite.

Wang Ming had already seen through everything, and Sun Wukong also felt that the matter was not simple, so he did not dare to make any rash comments. Therefore, Zhu Bajie was the only one who felt that he had gotten an advantage.

So Zhu Bajie immediately turned to look at Wang Ming, wanting to ask for Wang Ming's opinion. Wang Ming nodded gently with a quiet smile on his face. After getting Wang Ming's statement and agreement, Zhu Bajie instantly became

His eyebrows danced with joy.

"Sir, are you interested?"

After consulting Wang Ming's opinion, Zhu Bajie asked Sun Wukong next, and Sun Wukong also smiled and shook his head. Zhu Bajie was even more excited now, so he immediately turned his head to the other side and faced Sun Wukong who was still munching on the fruit.

Sha Wujing said.

"Junior Brother Sha, are you interested?"

"Woooo..."

Sha Wujing didn't bother to answer him at all, he just shook his head and continued to nibble on the fragrant pear in his hand. After consulting everyone's opinions, Zhu Bajie said to Old Mother Lishan with a confident smile.

"Donor, you have also seen that none of our brothers are interested, but it doesn't matter, I am very interested and have a big appetite."

Zhu Bajie's expression at this time can be described as beaming. At this time, Lishan's mother seemed to be really amused by Zhu Bajie's behavior, so she covered her face and asked with a chuckle.

"Haha, what do you mean by this is that this holy monk wants to marry all three of my daughters?"

"Hehehe, don't I feel sorry for you orphans and widowed mothers? I thought it would be a good idea to help you more. If my old mother doesn't dislike it, I can marry you as well."

Zhu Bajie said the words "tiger and wolf" that almost made Wang Ming unable to hold back. After Lishan's mother heard what he said, her face froze obviously. After hearing what he said, the three Bodhisattvas Guanyin, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra,

They really have the urge to hit someone, but they can't show it yet.

"Hehehe, this holy monk does have a good appetite. In that case, without further ado, let's worship tonight."

Mother Lishan was obviously watching the fun and not taking it too seriously, she even started to find it interesting, that's why she said this.

After Zhu Bajie heard this, he suddenly felt excited and excited. However, he still did not forget to ask Wang Ming for his opinion. After all, Wang Ming was still very majestic in their hearts.

"Master, look at this..."

"You have to figure it out on your own. I'm tired of being a teacher and have to go to bed."

Wang Ming still had the attitude of fishing in troubled waters, neither objecting nor agreeing, but just too lazy to care. Then he slipped out of the lobby with Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing, and asked his servants to take them to the guest room in a very familiar manner.

At this time, only Zhu Bajie and the four powerful men were left in the lobby. There was no one around at this time. Zhu Bajie finally couldn't hide his lustful nature and started to laugh strangely.

"Hehehe, I think there is no need to go to the wedding hall. Let's go directly to the bridal chamber!"

"Okay, then come here."

"Hey, here comes my old pig!"

The girl transformed by Manjushri directly hooked her finger at Zhu Bajie and said seductively. At this time, Zhu Bajie, who had completely turned on his head, could no longer hold back and rushed towards the three Bodhisattvas. As for the mother of Lishan,

, he was going to deal with it last.

Crackling...

Then a very dull sound of punching and kicking came from the lobby, accompanied from time to time by Zhu Bajie's screams and calls for help. It sounded like the scene should be very intense.

"Master, don't we need to worry about it?"

After Sun Wukong heard the scene in the guest room, he also knew that Bajie, an idiot, had failed today, while Wang Ming calmly announced a Buddhist name.

"Amitabha, this is a valuable growth experience for Bajie. From now on, he will understand a truth: How can a person wander in the rivers and lakes without being knifed? A knife on the head of a man's head will bring down many heroes."

"Master is right. It's time for Second Senior Brother to change his lustful habits."

Sha Wujing also agreed indifferently. He was not lewd anyway, so this kind of thing could not be blamed on him. It was just a matter of watching the fun.

"Okay, let's go to bed early. We have to go on the road tomorrow morning. Let Bajie enjoy it alone tonight."

Wang Ming said in a teasing tone, and then Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing also showed weird smiles of gloating on their faces, and then the master and the disciple really started to close their eyes and rest.

Completely ignoring Zhu Bajie on the other side, he screamed for help more and more fiercely. In fact, it was mainly the three Bodhisattvas who were beating Zhu Bajie. Mother Lishan just stood aside and watched the show with a smile.

Among them, the most ruthless ones were Manjusri and Samantabhadra. Guanyin was understanding of human nature, so he did not use ruthless tactics. However, Manjusri and Samantabhadra were already so angry that they almost exploded.

They had been practicing self-cultivation for so many years and had never lost their temper. However, Zhu Bajie showed them what it meant to be a scum with just a few words, so the two of them acted treacherously.

To be able to anger two bodhisattvas with profound charisma like this, in a sense, Zhu Bajie's sarcastic skills are not much worse than Wang Ming's, or even better. This is also a very powerful skill.

Crunch…

"The weather is really nice. Today is another peaceful day."

Wang Ming opened the wooden door and said this while looking at the cloudless sky. At this time, the morning sun had just risen and everything was revived, but it was a peaceful and beautiful scene.

But in a corner of the manor, the style of painting seemed incompatible with the surroundings. It was a big pig's head that had been beaten with a bruised nose and swollen face, and was tied to a rockery. Yes, this was the pig that had been beaten all night last night.

Zhu Bajie.

(End of chapter)

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